Saturday, December 31, 2005
December 31, 2005
Yesterday, overwhelmingly most people said they did not want an auto-reply. I’m not even making that up.
What are eye brows for? Please don’t answer that because it is technically not today’s question but feel free to discuss it in your next weekly Daily Remark club. My eye brows are so thick you can barely look at me. I’m thanking Sandy from the OC everyday just for giving me the courage to leave the house.
I got a real doctor to write me a prescription instead of relying on made up home medicines and homeopathic stuff. I believe in science and medicine and I will never listen to people again.
What is the most widely viewed TV series in the World? If I have asked this before please assume I’m just testing your memory. If you’d like an auto-reply please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com. If you prefer some banter this is another great question to talk about at your meeting this week.
Have an amazing Saturday and the best New Year’s Eve ever.
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Yesterday, overwhelmingly most people said they did not want an auto-reply. I’m not even making that up.
What are eye brows for? Please don’t answer that because it is technically not today’s question but feel free to discuss it in your next weekly Daily Remark club. My eye brows are so thick you can barely look at me. I’m thanking Sandy from the OC everyday just for giving me the courage to leave the house.
I got a real doctor to write me a prescription instead of relying on made up home medicines and homeopathic stuff. I believe in science and medicine and I will never listen to people again.
What is the most widely viewed TV series in the World? If I have asked this before please assume I’m just testing your memory. If you’d like an auto-reply please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com. If you prefer some banter this is another great question to talk about at your meeting this week.
Have an amazing Saturday and the best New Year’s Eve ever.
Love the madness.
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Friday, December 30, 2005
December 30, 2005
More people than ever are replying to the Daily Remark. That’s great so thanks to everyone. Here’s my question for today…
We get about the same number of people replying to the question when I do an auto-reply as a normal day. So, which do you prefer…an auto-reply or no auto-reply? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
I am sick so until my temperature goes below 115 it will be auto-reply Friday. How apropos. Please note that I have never done an auto-reply due to sickness and I have never said apropos.
In case you were wondering I am taking the following medicines none of which have done anything…Claritin, Airborne, Zicam, Motrin, Tylenol, Umcka and some other homeopathic thing.
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More people than ever are replying to the Daily Remark. That’s great so thanks to everyone. Here’s my question for today…
We get about the same number of people replying to the question when I do an auto-reply as a normal day. So, which do you prefer…an auto-reply or no auto-reply? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
I am sick so until my temperature goes below 115 it will be auto-reply Friday. How apropos. Please note that I have never done an auto-reply due to sickness and I have never said apropos.
In case you were wondering I am taking the following medicines none of which have done anything…Claritin, Airborne, Zicam, Motrin, Tylenol, Umcka and some other homeopathic thing.
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Thursday, December 29, 2005
December 29, 2005
I have a terrible cold. I don’t believe in anything herbal but the girl has made me take Airborn every three hours. So far it has done no good but I am getting used to the taste. I am also taking Xicam. I feel like the Xicam is working but, apparently, I used it wrong and the inside of my nose is burning so badly that it would have definitely been better to have a worse cold. Sorry for talking about the inside of my nose.
What major league baseball park has the smallest capacity? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Mandarin.
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I have a terrible cold. I don’t believe in anything herbal but the girl has made me take Airborn every three hours. So far it has done no good but I am getting used to the taste. I am also taking Xicam. I feel like the Xicam is working but, apparently, I used it wrong and the inside of my nose is burning so badly that it would have definitely been better to have a worse cold. Sorry for talking about the inside of my nose.
What major league baseball park has the smallest capacity? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Mandarin.
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Wednesday, December 28, 2005
December 28, 2005
A lady stole a sign from one of our shops. I hate a thief who gets caught and we have her name and address so I am calling the police and I’m not kidding. I hope she ends up in some maximum security prison.
Michigan plays Nebraska tonight.
I picked up a prescription yesterday. The pharmacist wasn’t very nice so I told him so. This is what I said “you’re not very nice.” He didn’t say anything back.
What’s the most spoken language in the world? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com. Your hint is that it is not as obvious as you might think. So, please be specific.
Yesterday’s answer was Consumer, Value, Stores.
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A lady stole a sign from one of our shops. I hate a thief who gets caught and we have her name and address so I am calling the police and I’m not kidding. I hope she ends up in some maximum security prison.
Michigan plays Nebraska tonight.
I picked up a prescription yesterday. The pharmacist wasn’t very nice so I told him so. This is what I said “you’re not very nice.” He didn’t say anything back.
What’s the most spoken language in the world? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com. Your hint is that it is not as obvious as you might think. So, please be specific.
Yesterday’s answer was Consumer, Value, Stores.
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December 27, 2005
Emergency! After about a month of testing I have decided I like Healthy Choice ice cream more than Haagen Dazs. I feel like there’s something wrong with me.
I deleted every song from my iPod and downloaded every song from someone else’s computer. Unless I forget I will list all the benefits next Tuesday.
Marshmellow is spelled marshmallow.
What do you do when someone gets you a bag of Clementines to be nice and they have seeds? I assume throw them out the window and never speak to the person again.
It’s super loud in an airplane yet the noise isn’t particularly bothersome.
What does CVS (as in the pharmacy) stand for? How about trying to find the answer without looking it up? How fun! Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was James Madison.
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Emergency! After about a month of testing I have decided I like Healthy Choice ice cream more than Haagen Dazs. I feel like there’s something wrong with me.
I deleted every song from my iPod and downloaded every song from someone else’s computer. Unless I forget I will list all the benefits next Tuesday.
Marshmellow is spelled marshmallow.
What do you do when someone gets you a bag of Clementines to be nice and they have seeds? I assume throw them out the window and never speak to the person again.
It’s super loud in an airplane yet the noise isn’t particularly bothersome.
What does CVS (as in the pharmacy) stand for? How about trying to find the answer without looking it up? How fun! Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was James Madison.
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Monday, December 26, 2005
December 26, 2005
I hope everyone had the best holiday ever.
I spent much of my day complaining that I prefer the regular peppermint patties compared to the low fat version. It turns out there is only a low fat version. It is the second time in my life I’ve been wrong about anything. The first time was when I got my ear pierced.
I saw something online that said Matt Damon gets married and I clicked on it. Please don’t tell anyone.
I can’t believe CNN News doesn’t start live until 6am. I am now watching Sportscenter three times a day. In college I would guess we watched Sportscenter nine times a day. I was so young and vibrant and sexy back then.
Who was the shortest US President? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Do They Know It’s Christmas?
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I hope everyone had the best holiday ever.
I spent much of my day complaining that I prefer the regular peppermint patties compared to the low fat version. It turns out there is only a low fat version. It is the second time in my life I’ve been wrong about anything. The first time was when I got my ear pierced.
I saw something online that said Matt Damon gets married and I clicked on it. Please don’t tell anyone.
I can’t believe CNN News doesn’t start live until 6am. I am now watching Sportscenter three times a day. In college I would guess we watched Sportscenter nine times a day. I was so young and vibrant and sexy back then.
Who was the shortest US President? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Do They Know It’s Christmas?
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Sunday, December 25, 2005
December 25, 2005
I hope you’re having the best holiday in the history of people.
Traditionally no one sees the Daily Remark on Christmas. I hope you’re not reading this now.
While you’re deep in thought today and enjoying family and friends please take some time to consider that ‘phase’ as in “it didn’t phase me one bit” is actually spelled faze.
If I lose one game of Scrabble today I’ll send everyone seven almonds.
What song was the British equivalent of We are the World? If you would like the auto-reply today please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com. Before you do so, please make sure to share the question with everyone around…I predict it is a bigger hit that any new Ipod.
Also, please note this question was named the most fun question by the Utah Daily Remarkers.
Yesterday’s answer was Brazil.
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I hope you’re having the best holiday in the history of people.
Traditionally no one sees the Daily Remark on Christmas. I hope you’re not reading this now.
While you’re deep in thought today and enjoying family and friends please take some time to consider that ‘phase’ as in “it didn’t phase me one bit” is actually spelled faze.
If I lose one game of Scrabble today I’ll send everyone seven almonds.
What song was the British equivalent of We are the World? If you would like the auto-reply today please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com. Before you do so, please make sure to share the question with everyone around…I predict it is a bigger hit that any new Ipod.
Also, please note this question was named the most fun question by the Utah Daily Remarkers.
Yesterday’s answer was Brazil.
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Saturday, December 24, 2005
December 24, 2005
I told everyone yesterday that I was paying for as well as delivering everyone’s coffee this morning. As I walked in with coffee for me and not anyone else I realized my mistake, said hello and then got right back in my car to get the coffee. Apparently, there were bets taken whether I’d forget or not and very few people thought I’d remember. Please feel free to use this story as your own when you’re bored tomorrow.
Today’s question comes from Bob who was named fourth best Daily Remark Player in Ohio by the Ohio Board of Daily Remarkers. Where is the widest road in the world? We’re looking for a country. If you would like a wonderful auto-reply please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com. If you prefer some banter and conversation please email your Daily Remark contacts or save your answer for your weekly group meeting.
Yesterday’s answer was thin mint.
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I told everyone yesterday that I was paying for as well as delivering everyone’s coffee this morning. As I walked in with coffee for me and not anyone else I realized my mistake, said hello and then got right back in my car to get the coffee. Apparently, there were bets taken whether I’d forget or not and very few people thought I’d remember. Please feel free to use this story as your own when you’re bored tomorrow.
Today’s question comes from Bob who was named fourth best Daily Remark Player in Ohio by the Ohio Board of Daily Remarkers. Where is the widest road in the world? We’re looking for a country. If you would like a wonderful auto-reply please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com. If you prefer some banter and conversation please email your Daily Remark contacts or save your answer for your weekly group meeting.
Yesterday’s answer was thin mint.
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Friday, December 23, 2005
December 23, 2005
Did everyone watch the Earth, Wind and Fire on Ice special last night?
When I was little I was made to go on a canoe trip. I didn’t want to go so I cried. I told everyone I was fake crying but really I wasn’t.
I tore the air conditioning unit off the top of an RV once because I went under a bridge at a restaurant that was too low. The bridge was too low. I suppose the restaurant was too low too.
A few people emailed me today that they don’t like the movie quote remarks. I took the emails as great compliments.
I’ve never stolen anything. I may start stealing though.
I would hate to be tortured.
What is the best-selling girl scout cookie? I am working at one of our shops today so it’s an auto-reply day. If you’d like to see the auto-reply please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com. Or, please save your thoughts for your next Daily Remark club meeting.
Yesterday’s answer was Pete.
Have the best rest of Friday before Christmas ever.
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Did everyone watch the Earth, Wind and Fire on Ice special last night?
When I was little I was made to go on a canoe trip. I didn’t want to go so I cried. I told everyone I was fake crying but really I wasn’t.
I tore the air conditioning unit off the top of an RV once because I went under a bridge at a restaurant that was too low. The bridge was too low. I suppose the restaurant was too low too.
A few people emailed me today that they don’t like the movie quote remarks. I took the emails as great compliments.
I’ve never stolen anything. I may start stealing though.
I would hate to be tortured.
What is the best-selling girl scout cookie? I am working at one of our shops today so it’s an auto-reply day. If you’d like to see the auto-reply please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com. Or, please save your thoughts for your next Daily Remark club meeting.
Yesterday’s answer was Pete.
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Thursday, December 22, 2005
December 22, 2005
I have eaten a turkey sandwich every day for lunch since I can remember. I decided today that I am sick of turkey and I’m never having a sandwich again. I will be eating nothing for lunch from now on. Who cares?
Softball season in four months. Coach Indy is trying to get Mia and Nomar on the squad. So far, he’s offered four Moosejaw wristbands and homemade pretzels from his grandma Banni.
I got Sirius satellite as a present. I can’t figure out how to install it. I predict I lose it within the week.
What is the kid's name on the Play-Doh container? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Beauty and the Beast.
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I have eaten a turkey sandwich every day for lunch since I can remember. I decided today that I am sick of turkey and I’m never having a sandwich again. I will be eating nothing for lunch from now on. Who cares?
Softball season in four months. Coach Indy is trying to get Mia and Nomar on the squad. So far, he’s offered four Moosejaw wristbands and homemade pretzels from his grandma Banni.
I got Sirius satellite as a present. I can’t figure out how to install it. I predict I lose it within the week.
What is the kid's name on the Play-Doh container? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Beauty and the Beast.
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Wednesday, December 21, 2005
December 21, 2005
I love to have ice cream in bed but I can’t do it because then I have to take the bowl and spoon back downstairs after I’m done because I am too compulsive and wouldn’t be able to sleep if the dirty bowl and spoon were left on the bedside table. Last night I decided I was going to have my ice cream in bed and not be so compulsive and leave the bowl and spoon by my bed. I couldn’t do it.
According to someone what’s the only animated feature to have ever been nominated for Best Picture? Do you capitalize best picture? Please email your answer to the first question to Trapper@moosejaw.com. Please pretend I never asked about the capitalize thing so I don’t have to work harder replying.
Yesterday’s answer was Georgia Peach.
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I love to have ice cream in bed but I can’t do it because then I have to take the bowl and spoon back downstairs after I’m done because I am too compulsive and wouldn’t be able to sleep if the dirty bowl and spoon were left on the bedside table. Last night I decided I was going to have my ice cream in bed and not be so compulsive and leave the bowl and spoon by my bed. I couldn’t do it.
According to someone what’s the only animated feature to have ever been nominated for Best Picture? Do you capitalize best picture? Please email your answer to the first question to Trapper@moosejaw.com. Please pretend I never asked about the capitalize thing so I don’t have to work harder replying.
Yesterday’s answer was Georgia Peach.
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Tuesday, December 20, 2005
December 20, 2005
I finally thought of a present that would be perfect for me….
A several month supply of Purell and some sort of service to swing by the house once a week to make sure a bottle is stocked and full in every room in the house, in my car, perhaps at work, etc. Please note I am not remotely a germaphobe. I just like Purell. Remotely may be too strong.
Today’s stats in order of what I like most:
When I get home and someone has already brought the empty garbage cans back from the sidewalk.
Pop Tarts
Purell
Which of these is not a Crayola crayon color? Macaroni and cheese, Georgia peach, timber wolf. Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Pennsylvania.
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I finally thought of a present that would be perfect for me….
A several month supply of Purell and some sort of service to swing by the house once a week to make sure a bottle is stocked and full in every room in the house, in my car, perhaps at work, etc. Please note I am not remotely a germaphobe. I just like Purell. Remotely may be too strong.
Today’s stats in order of what I like most:
When I get home and someone has already brought the empty garbage cans back from the sidewalk.
Pop Tarts
Purell
Which of these is not a Crayola crayon color? Macaroni and cheese, Georgia peach, timber wolf. Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Pennsylvania.
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Monday, December 19, 2005
December 19, 2005
The girl said that I constantly talk about what people are going to say about me after I die. Even terrible people have a decent eulogy. So, from now on I’m going to talk to people as if they are already dead. The prediction is that I’m way nicer and take no one for granted. Please try it out in your Daily Remark club this coming Wednesday. I am certain we’ll change the world.
According to a great Daily Remark player, what US state has been the home to more breweries than any other? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
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The girl said that I constantly talk about what people are going to say about me after I die. Even terrible people have a decent eulogy. So, from now on I’m going to talk to people as if they are already dead. The prediction is that I’m way nicer and take no one for granted. Please try it out in your Daily Remark club this coming Wednesday. I am certain we’ll change the world.
According to a great Daily Remark player, what US state has been the home to more breweries than any other? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
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Sunday, December 18, 2005
December 18, 2005
Brad Hamilton: Why don't you get a job Spicoli?
Jeff Spicoli: What for?
Brad Hamilton: You need money.
Jeff Spicoli: All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.
-Fast Times
This is a really fun question….what President was elected with the greatest number of electoral votes? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com. Also, please note that by greatest I don’t mean the best number like I love the number seven. Rather, I mean the most.
This is the last auto-reply day of the weekend. I hope you don’t hate me. Sort of.
Yesterday’s answer was Mick Jagger.
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Brad Hamilton: Why don't you get a job Spicoli?
Jeff Spicoli: What for?
Brad Hamilton: You need money.
Jeff Spicoli: All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.
-Fast Times
This is a really fun question….what President was elected with the greatest number of electoral votes? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com. Also, please note that by greatest I don’t mean the best number like I love the number seven. Rather, I mean the most.
This is the last auto-reply day of the weekend. I hope you don’t hate me. Sort of.
Yesterday’s answer was Mick Jagger.
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Saturday, December 17, 2005
December 17, 2005
Dave had an idea that we could sell Moosejaw beanies to people in jail. On TV everyone in jail is wearing a little skull cap. One of our family friend’s is a doctor in Jackson so I’m giving him a call to see if he can bring a few samples to the prison there. Moosejaw will be like Jonny Cash in Folsom Prison. I don’t know what that means. Please note that Dave is the same Dave that came up with the orphan reality show and the hot nanny reality show. Please don’t steal more than two of his three ideas.
What notable musician sang backup to Carly Simons You’re So Vain. If you look it up you’ll find the answer pretty easily so just guess. Or, look it up. Your hint is that it is not James Taylor nor is it Warren Beatty. Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Today is another auto-reply Saturday. Enjoy it!
Yesterday’s answer was fruit.
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Dave had an idea that we could sell Moosejaw beanies to people in jail. On TV everyone in jail is wearing a little skull cap. One of our family friend’s is a doctor in Jackson so I’m giving him a call to see if he can bring a few samples to the prison there. Moosejaw will be like Jonny Cash in Folsom Prison. I don’t know what that means. Please note that Dave is the same Dave that came up with the orphan reality show and the hot nanny reality show. Please don’t steal more than two of his three ideas.
What notable musician sang backup to Carly Simons You’re So Vain. If you look it up you’ll find the answer pretty easily so just guess. Or, look it up. Your hint is that it is not James Taylor nor is it Warren Beatty. Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Today is another auto-reply Saturday. Enjoy it!
Yesterday’s answer was fruit.
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Friday, December 16, 2005
December 16, 2005
A company sent me an email about carrying their line yesterday by accident. Here was my reply:
Thank you. I copied one of our buyers on this reply. They have not let me talk about purchasing since I bought a series of books about robots in the outdoors in 1998. Someone will reply about everything as soon as possible.
Also, I don’t know the rule for when to use “it’s” versus “its.” I just let the grammar check do its thing and assume I am right. I wouldn’t have liked the girl if she wasn’t a good speller. I can even recall telling a friend that she was a good speller after she sent me a card or something like that. Perhaps I’ll figure out a way to scan some cards on the site so that everyone can really see how our love affair blossomed. I’m sure that would be riveting.
I saw Christy Brinkley once.
Happiest Birthday to B. David Jones. If you want to get him a gift he’s looking for one of those new cans.
Is an olive a fruit or a vegetable? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com. Actually, it’s an auto-reply day so please feel free to still email me if you want to see the fantastic yet boring auto-reply but if you prefer some banter please email a friend or save your reply for you Daily Remark Club.
Yesterday’s answer was Computer Space.
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A company sent me an email about carrying their line yesterday by accident. Here was my reply:
Thank you. I copied one of our buyers on this reply. They have not let me talk about purchasing since I bought a series of books about robots in the outdoors in 1998. Someone will reply about everything as soon as possible.
Also, I don’t know the rule for when to use “it’s” versus “its.” I just let the grammar check do its thing and assume I am right. I wouldn’t have liked the girl if she wasn’t a good speller. I can even recall telling a friend that she was a good speller after she sent me a card or something like that. Perhaps I’ll figure out a way to scan some cards on the site so that everyone can really see how our love affair blossomed. I’m sure that would be riveting.
I saw Christy Brinkley once.
Happiest Birthday to B. David Jones. If you want to get him a gift he’s looking for one of those new cans.
Is an olive a fruit or a vegetable? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com. Actually, it’s an auto-reply day so please feel free to still email me if you want to see the fantastic yet boring auto-reply but if you prefer some banter please email a friend or save your reply for you Daily Remark Club.
Yesterday’s answer was Computer Space.
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December 15, 2005
When I take out the garbage and recycling now I am actually trying to make sure the cans and the recycling thing look good on the curb. I realized it last night. I can’t stop myself. At least I’m not doing serious drugs. Perhaps I should though.
I am up to four pop tarts a day.
I screwed up everything yesterday. If you guessed Stanford and I told you that you were wrong please email me accordingly so I can give you the Moosejaw points I owe you.
According to a lovely Daily Remarker who claims to know everything what was the first video arcade game ever released? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com. It’s not Space Invaders or Asteroids or Frogger.
Yesterday’s answer was Stanford but it should have been Wisconsin.
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When I take out the garbage and recycling now I am actually trying to make sure the cans and the recycling thing look good on the curb. I realized it last night. I can’t stop myself. At least I’m not doing serious drugs. Perhaps I should though.
I am up to four pop tarts a day.
I screwed up everything yesterday. If you guessed Stanford and I told you that you were wrong please email me accordingly so I can give you the Moosejaw points I owe you.
According to a lovely Daily Remarker who claims to know everything what was the first video arcade game ever released? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com. It’s not Space Invaders or Asteroids or Frogger.
Yesterday’s answer was Stanford but it should have been Wisconsin.
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Wednesday, December 14, 2005
December 14, 2005
Moosejaw was on the CBS Evening News last night. Can you believe it? When you're bored watch the Online Shopping Holiday Boom video and when you’re really bored please tell everyone about it.
(Excuse me. Hi, sorry to interrupt the Daily Remark, this is The Moose and along with being a moose I am also the Web Master here at Moosejaw. It takes a little searching to find the video about Moosejaw on the CBS web site so I thought it would be helpful to give some direction to the video. Upon reaching the CBS web site, click on the CBS Evening News link on the left hand side of the page, then click on the video title Online Holiday Shopping Boom and enjoy. Please note that I am conspicuously absent, I was having a bad antler day and refused to go on camera. Now I return you to the Daily Remark.)
In the movie The American President, Michael Douglas was a professor at what college? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com. If you get it right I’ll add 200 Moosejaw Reward points to you account today!
Yesterday’s answer was Iceland.
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Moosejaw was on the CBS Evening News last night. Can you believe it? When you're bored watch the Online Shopping Holiday Boom video and when you’re really bored please tell everyone about it.
(Excuse me. Hi, sorry to interrupt the Daily Remark, this is The Moose and along with being a moose I am also the Web Master here at Moosejaw. It takes a little searching to find the video about Moosejaw on the CBS web site so I thought it would be helpful to give some direction to the video. Upon reaching the CBS web site, click on the CBS Evening News link on the left hand side of the page, then click on the video title Online Holiday Shopping Boom and enjoy. Please note that I am conspicuously absent, I was having a bad antler day and refused to go on camera. Now I return you to the Daily Remark.)
In the movie The American President, Michael Douglas was a professor at what college? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com. If you get it right I’ll add 200 Moosejaw Reward points to you account today!
Yesterday’s answer was Iceland.
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Tuesday, December 13, 2005
December 13, 2005
Please enjoy the following guest Daily Remark from Mickey. It’s really long so please click HERE and scroll down like normal to go right to the question.
I am really really really sorry (that's 3 reallys) for calling you a back stabber. I have decided to take back that comment and replace it by assigning the lesser grade of betrayal known as the "Benedict Arnold 2-step shuffle with a twist". It's kind of like getting charged with Manslaughter instead of Murder, so you should be really happy about it and give your lawyer a high-five.
Since I don't like being a complainer, I am going to write a daily remark for you……….
The History of Guest Writing of the Moosejaw Daily Remark (based on the true
story)
Act 1; Scene 1 (The Meeting in the Swamp)
[Trapper enters from the left of the stage carrying a bottle of Scotch and pulling a Radio Flyer filled with ice cream and approaches the devilishly handsome Mickey, who is sitting on a log playing a banjo and singing 'Rainbow Connection"]
Mickey: [singing] ...the lovers, the dreamers....and me.
Trapper: Did I ever tell you about my friend who wears a speedo?
Mickey: As a matter of fact you did, and frankly I am sick of hearing about him...
Trapper: Here, have some ice cream [hands Mickey some ice cream]
Mickey: [takes a bite of ice cream and begins talking with his mouth full] Thanks, you know, about 2 years ago I was watching "Live With Regis and Kelly" and Regis had taken ill and Pat Sajak, from the "Wheel of Fortune", filled in for him...like a guest host. Perhaps you should have a guest writer of the Daily Remark, but without the being sick part.
Trapper: That is the third best idea I have ever heard today, but let me first run it by my friend who wears a speedo....
End Act 1; Scene 1
According to my people what is the least corrupt country in the world. In this case corrupt is defined as "the abuse of public office for private gain." Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com. Your hint is that it is not Australia but that’s what I guessed. Its not Canada either.
Yesterday’s answer was Tom Petty.
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Please enjoy the following guest Daily Remark from Mickey. It’s really long so please click HERE and scroll down like normal to go right to the question.
I am really really really sorry (that's 3 reallys) for calling you a back stabber. I have decided to take back that comment and replace it by assigning the lesser grade of betrayal known as the "Benedict Arnold 2-step shuffle with a twist". It's kind of like getting charged with Manslaughter instead of Murder, so you should be really happy about it and give your lawyer a high-five.
Since I don't like being a complainer, I am going to write a daily remark for you……….
The History of Guest Writing of the Moosejaw Daily Remark (based on the true
story)
Act 1; Scene 1 (The Meeting in the Swamp)
[Trapper enters from the left of the stage carrying a bottle of Scotch and pulling a Radio Flyer filled with ice cream and approaches the devilishly handsome Mickey, who is sitting on a log playing a banjo and singing 'Rainbow Connection"]
Mickey: [singing] ...the lovers, the dreamers....and me.
Trapper: Did I ever tell you about my friend who wears a speedo?
Mickey: As a matter of fact you did, and frankly I am sick of hearing about him...
Trapper: Here, have some ice cream [hands Mickey some ice cream]
Mickey: [takes a bite of ice cream and begins talking with his mouth full] Thanks, you know, about 2 years ago I was watching "Live With Regis and Kelly" and Regis had taken ill and Pat Sajak, from the "Wheel of Fortune", filled in for him...like a guest host. Perhaps you should have a guest writer of the Daily Remark, but without the being sick part.
Trapper: That is the third best idea I have ever heard today, but let me first run it by my friend who wears a speedo....
End Act 1; Scene 1
According to my people what is the least corrupt country in the world. In this case corrupt is defined as "the abuse of public office for private gain." Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com. Your hint is that it is not Australia but that’s what I guessed. Its not Canada either.
Yesterday’s answer was Tom Petty.
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Monday, December 12, 2005
December 12, 2005
My skin is really dry but I haven’t tried to fix it because it feels better when I get scratched. It came up in a conversation Sunday and when I mentioned it, a couple of the girls said I was disgusting. They may have said gross. So, if you’re having the same issue I recommend going with it but not telling any girls.
I have still not done anything about a proposal. A friend who is married convinced me that, aside from the honeymoon, there is little upside until you’re ready to have kids.
If you feel like buying some Moosejaw stuff we’re doing buy three get one free right now. The least expensive item is the free one.
According to some TV show what musician has had more top five songs than any other in the last thirty years? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was The Hunt for Red October.
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My skin is really dry but I haven’t tried to fix it because it feels better when I get scratched. It came up in a conversation Sunday and when I mentioned it, a couple of the girls said I was disgusting. They may have said gross. So, if you’re having the same issue I recommend going with it but not telling any girls.
I have still not done anything about a proposal. A friend who is married convinced me that, aside from the honeymoon, there is little upside until you’re ready to have kids.
If you feel like buying some Moosejaw stuff we’re doing buy three get one free right now. The least expensive item is the free one.
According to some TV show what musician has had more top five songs than any other in the last thirty years? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was The Hunt for Red October.
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Sunday, December 11, 2005
December 11, 2005
Frank Abagnale Sr.: You know why the Yankees always win, Frank?
Frank Abagnale, Jr.: 'Cause they have Mickey Mantle?
Frank Abagnale Sr.: No, it's 'cause the other teams can't stop staring at those damn pinstripes.
-Catch Me If You can
What one movie starred characters who also starred in The Untouchables, Secret of My Success, Glengarry GlenRoss, Good Will Hunting and Field of Dreams. This is a tough one. Good luck and please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com. In two years that’s my first time saying good luck. Now I feel sort of bad about it.
Yesterday’s answer was FDR.
I am again working in one of our shops please enjoy another fantastic auto-reply Sunday. I am back tomorrow.
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Frank Abagnale Sr.: You know why the Yankees always win, Frank?
Frank Abagnale, Jr.: 'Cause they have Mickey Mantle?
Frank Abagnale Sr.: No, it's 'cause the other teams can't stop staring at those damn pinstripes.
-Catch Me If You can
What one movie starred characters who also starred in The Untouchables, Secret of My Success, Glengarry GlenRoss, Good Will Hunting and Field of Dreams. This is a tough one. Good luck and please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com. In two years that’s my first time saying good luck. Now I feel sort of bad about it.
Yesterday’s answer was FDR.
I am again working in one of our shops please enjoy another fantastic auto-reply Sunday. I am back tomorrow.
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Saturday, December 10, 2005
December 10, 2005
No college football today.
I watched Dirty Rotten Scoundrels last night. If you haven’t seen it please rent it today.
Our Winter catalog has shipped. It is definitely our best catalog ever. If you don’t have a catalog by Thursday please shoot me an email with your address and I’ll get one right out. Please don’t send the catalog email until Thursday. Or, if you insist on sending it please send the email to someone in your family instead of me.
If anyone is in the electronics business and wants to trade a big flat screen for an autographed picture of me in a western shirt in fourth grade please let me know. A frame will not be included.
Who was the first President to speak on television? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Great news….I am once again working in one of our shops this weekend so today is an auto-reply day. Please tell everyone.
Yesterday’s answer was Switzerland.
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No college football today.
I watched Dirty Rotten Scoundrels last night. If you haven’t seen it please rent it today.
Our Winter catalog has shipped. It is definitely our best catalog ever. If you don’t have a catalog by Thursday please shoot me an email with your address and I’ll get one right out. Please don’t send the catalog email until Thursday. Or, if you insist on sending it please send the email to someone in your family instead of me.
If anyone is in the electronics business and wants to trade a big flat screen for an autographed picture of me in a western shirt in fourth grade please let me know. A frame will not be included.
Who was the first President to speak on television? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Great news….I am once again working in one of our shops this weekend so today is an auto-reply day. Please tell everyone.
Yesterday’s answer was Switzerland.
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Friday, December 09, 2005
December 9, 2005
We have a guest daily remark today from Leigh. She won this prize in an auction. Her winning bid was whatever $1,700 is in pounds. We’re very big across the pond.
I took the train to Edinburgh Saturday to buy 8 Christmas presents. I came back with 1. I did see an actual Salvation Army band playing Christmas carols though, which made the whole trip worth it. My friend Nique wants me to mention her, but I refuse and I'm not giving in. The subject of the lecture in my class today was musical responses to terrorism. Surprisingly, it was much less interesting than you might expect.
Hey, if you think it sucks, i can try again. i'm no quitter... and i can take the criticism. thanks again, consider me your charity case of the year.
Have a festive holiday season.
-Leigh
According to my people what country is home to the most expensive hotel room? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Scream by Michael and Janet.
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We have a guest daily remark today from Leigh. She won this prize in an auction. Her winning bid was whatever $1,700 is in pounds. We’re very big across the pond.
I took the train to Edinburgh Saturday to buy 8 Christmas presents. I came back with 1. I did see an actual Salvation Army band playing Christmas carols though, which made the whole trip worth it. My friend Nique wants me to mention her, but I refuse and I'm not giving in. The subject of the lecture in my class today was musical responses to terrorism. Surprisingly, it was much less interesting than you might expect.
Hey, if you think it sucks, i can try again. i'm no quitter... and i can take the criticism. thanks again, consider me your charity case of the year.
Have a festive holiday season.
-Leigh
According to my people what country is home to the most expensive hotel room? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Scream by Michael and Janet.
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Wednesday, December 07, 2005
December 7, 2005
I was at the girl’s sisters last night. They have a baby and a kid so they have tot locks on every cabinet and drawer in their house. The tot locks are reason enough to not have kids. Can I say that?
If you don’t want to read about a promotion we have going right now please skip this paragraph but it is a good one. The short version is that you get a free $60 Salomon pack with any Suunto watch purchase. I have a Suunto watch and this exact Salomon pack. I got neither for free. The watches are pretty technical so if you have any questions about any watch please let me know. I won’t be able to answer a single question but I’ll find someone smart who can. I can answer the pack questions but it will probably a boring email exchange so you may want to hold back.
According to my people what is the most expensive music video of all time? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Theodore Roosevelt.
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I was at the girl’s sisters last night. They have a baby and a kid so they have tot locks on every cabinet and drawer in their house. The tot locks are reason enough to not have kids. Can I say that?
If you don’t want to read about a promotion we have going right now please skip this paragraph but it is a good one. The short version is that you get a free $60 Salomon pack with any Suunto watch purchase. I have a Suunto watch and this exact Salomon pack. I got neither for free. The watches are pretty technical so if you have any questions about any watch please let me know. I won’t be able to answer a single question but I’ll find someone smart who can. I can answer the pack questions but it will probably a boring email exchange so you may want to hold back.
According to my people what is the most expensive music video of all time? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Theodore Roosevelt.
Have the best Wednesday of your life.
Love the madness.
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Tuesday, December 06, 2005
December 6, 2005
I have listened to the Garden State album 100 times in a row. Am I listening to the album if I’m really listening to it on my ipod? I wouldn’t mind a rhombus-shaped ipod. My favorite songs on the Garden State sound track right now are the Simon and Garfunkel song and the Bonnie Summerville song. Have you seen Bonnie Summerville? In the movie one of the characters invented a silent Velcro. We happened to have received a letter from Velcro recently because we were using the name improperly on our site. It’s fixed so I requested to call Velcro to find out if Garden State had to ask Velcro for permission to use the name in the movie. I left a message. More to come tomorrow. I am so boring I can’t stand myself.
One more note….only four months until softball season. After ending the last season at short stop I’m looking forward to at least trying out for the spot this year. There’s a new person at Moosejaw who say’s she plays short. She’s a girl. I offered Coach Indy a little bit of a pop tart yesterday…trying to work the bribes very early this year.
Who was the first president to visit another country while in office? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was ‘of’.
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I have listened to the Garden State album 100 times in a row. Am I listening to the album if I’m really listening to it on my ipod? I wouldn’t mind a rhombus-shaped ipod. My favorite songs on the Garden State sound track right now are the Simon and Garfunkel song and the Bonnie Summerville song. Have you seen Bonnie Summerville? In the movie one of the characters invented a silent Velcro. We happened to have received a letter from Velcro recently because we were using the name improperly on our site. It’s fixed so I requested to call Velcro to find out if Garden State had to ask Velcro for permission to use the name in the movie. I left a message. More to come tomorrow. I am so boring I can’t stand myself.
One more note….only four months until softball season. After ending the last season at short stop I’m looking forward to at least trying out for the spot this year. There’s a new person at Moosejaw who say’s she plays short. She’s a girl. I offered Coach Indy a little bit of a pop tart yesterday…trying to work the bribes very early this year.
Who was the first president to visit another country while in office? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was ‘of’.
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Love the madness.
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Monday, December 05, 2005
December 5, 2005
I am now in charge at looking at the computer that controls our phone system to see if anyone is on hold on the phones. I couldn’t figure out how to see if someone was on hold or not so I called tech support. Apparently, we have a very unique phone system and the techs couldn’t help me on the phone so they sent someone out. The tech came out yesterday afternoon (on a Sunday), pointed to my monitor to a spot on the screen that says Calls In Queue and Hold Time. Then he left.
Please note that the only downside to me making sure no one is on hold is that we have Winston Churchill’s greatest speeches as our hold music and it is really quite riveting. ssb.
What is the second most-used word in the English language (behind #1 'the')? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was the US.
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I am now in charge at looking at the computer that controls our phone system to see if anyone is on hold on the phones. I couldn’t figure out how to see if someone was on hold or not so I called tech support. Apparently, we have a very unique phone system and the techs couldn’t help me on the phone so they sent someone out. The tech came out yesterday afternoon (on a Sunday), pointed to my monitor to a spot on the screen that says Calls In Queue and Hold Time. Then he left.
Please note that the only downside to me making sure no one is on hold is that we have Winston Churchill’s greatest speeches as our hold music and it is really quite riveting. ssb.
What is the second most-used word in the English language (behind #1 'the')? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was the US.
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Sunday, December 04, 2005
December 4, 2005
Bill: I'm an idea man Chuck, I get ideas, sometimes I get so many ideas that I can't even fight them off!
Bill: So there I was at the Blackjack table with all my wash 'n' dries... did I tell you I had they idea for them first?
Bill: Hold the phone, hold the phone! Edible paper! You eat it, it's gone... you eat it, it's outta there! No more garbage!
Bill: Wait a minute! Why don't they just mix the mayonnaise with the tuna in the can... HOLD THE PHONE! Why don't they just FEED the tuna fish mayonnaise!
[speaks into tape recorder]
Bill: Call Starkist!
-Night Shift
What country was the fortune cookie first made in? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
It may be an auto-reply day today. At this point, we’re not quite sure.
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Bill: I'm an idea man Chuck, I get ideas, sometimes I get so many ideas that I can't even fight them off!
Bill: So there I was at the Blackjack table with all my wash 'n' dries... did I tell you I had they idea for them first?
Bill: Hold the phone, hold the phone! Edible paper! You eat it, it's gone... you eat it, it's outta there! No more garbage!
Bill: Wait a minute! Why don't they just mix the mayonnaise with the tuna in the can... HOLD THE PHONE! Why don't they just FEED the tuna fish mayonnaise!
[speaks into tape recorder]
Bill: Call Starkist!
-Night Shift
What country was the fortune cookie first made in? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
It may be an auto-reply day today. At this point, we’re not quite sure.
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Saturday, December 03, 2005
December 3, 2005
I like my coffee (technically a triple tall vanilla cappuccino – sorry about it) super piping hot. So hot that I can’t even drink it for about five minutes. This morning it wasn’t super hot. So, I told the person next to me (let’s call him Dan) that I was a little disappointed. Dan asked me why I wouldn’t just want to drink it now instead of waiting five minutes. I couldn’t really answer that but I was disappointed nonetheless. Vonnegut says ideas are badges.
Here is the same story translated into Portuguese jic.
Gosto de meu café (tecnicamente um cappuccino alto triplo de baunilha – pesaroso sobre ele) piping formidável quente. Tão quente que eu nem sequer posso beber para aproximadamente cinco minutos. Hoje de manhã não era formidável quente. Então, contei a pessoa ao lado de mim (deixe-nos chamá-lo Dan) que era um pequeno decepcionado. O Dan pediu-me por que eu não só quereria bebê-lo agora em vez de espera cinco minutos. Eu realmente não posso responder que mas fui decepcionado não obstante. O Vonnegut diz que idéias são distintivos.
What country consumes the most alcohol per capita? Not beer, alcohol. Not total, per capita. I don’t like pop tarts. I love pop tarts. Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
I am working in one of our shops today so it is a Saturday auto-reply day. Enjoy!
Yesterday’s answer was Mongolia.
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I like my coffee (technically a triple tall vanilla cappuccino – sorry about it) super piping hot. So hot that I can’t even drink it for about five minutes. This morning it wasn’t super hot. So, I told the person next to me (let’s call him Dan) that I was a little disappointed. Dan asked me why I wouldn’t just want to drink it now instead of waiting five minutes. I couldn’t really answer that but I was disappointed nonetheless. Vonnegut says ideas are badges.
Here is the same story translated into Portuguese jic.
Gosto de meu café (tecnicamente um cappuccino alto triplo de baunilha – pesaroso sobre ele) piping formidável quente. Tão quente que eu nem sequer posso beber para aproximadamente cinco minutos. Hoje de manhã não era formidável quente. Então, contei a pessoa ao lado de mim (deixe-nos chamá-lo Dan) que era um pequeno decepcionado. O Dan pediu-me por que eu não só quereria bebê-lo agora em vez de espera cinco minutos. Eu realmente não posso responder que mas fui decepcionado não obstante. O Vonnegut diz que idéias são distintivos.
What country consumes the most alcohol per capita? Not beer, alcohol. Not total, per capita. I don’t like pop tarts. I love pop tarts. Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
I am working in one of our shops today so it is a Saturday auto-reply day. Enjoy!
Yesterday’s answer was Mongolia.
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Friday, December 02, 2005
December 2, 2005
We have a new vending machine in our warehouse. I only talk about the vending machine. Actually, I’ve been talking about my profile as well as the vending machine.
First, the vending machine issues:
There are no pretzels.
There are no animal crackers.
One of the lights in the machine is broken and the Skittles are in the shade.
The Starbursts were in E2 and were then moved to E3.
There is no suggestion box.
Next, I am a six if you look directly at me, my right side is a three and my left side is a two. So, I have been rotating my chair and lap top around the office so that everyone can get fair and even looks at me throughout the day.
According to my people what’s the most sparsely populated country? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Michigan.
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We have a new vending machine in our warehouse. I only talk about the vending machine. Actually, I’ve been talking about my profile as well as the vending machine.
First, the vending machine issues:
There are no pretzels.
There are no animal crackers.
One of the lights in the machine is broken and the Skittles are in the shade.
The Starbursts were in E2 and were then moved to E3.
There is no suggestion box.
Next, I am a six if you look directly at me, my right side is a three and my left side is a two. So, I have been rotating my chair and lap top around the office so that everyone can get fair and even looks at me throughout the day.
According to my people what’s the most sparsely populated country? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Michigan.
Have a pleasant Friday.
Love the madness.
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Thursday, December 01, 2005
December 1, 2005
This is important. I can’t stand shaving. I always shave in the shower before I go to bed so that I’m no longer cleanly shaven when I wake up. I’ve been using the sensor #2 for years. I can, in fact, recall when my friend Dave switched to the Mach 3. We haven’t spoken since. Well, the girl was reading People and discovered that Matthew McConaughey, who happens to be the sexiest man alive, uses an electric razor so that he doesn’t get a close shave. I immediately ordered an electric razor. Please look forward to seeing me on the cover of People next year.
What state did Jimmy Hoffa disappear from in 1975? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Titanic.
Have a decent Thursday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
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This is important. I can’t stand shaving. I always shave in the shower before I go to bed so that I’m no longer cleanly shaven when I wake up. I’ve been using the sensor #2 for years. I can, in fact, recall when my friend Dave switched to the Mach 3. We haven’t spoken since. Well, the girl was reading People and discovered that Matthew McConaughey, who happens to be the sexiest man alive, uses an electric razor so that he doesn’t get a close shave. I immediately ordered an electric razor. Please look forward to seeing me on the cover of People next year.
What state did Jimmy Hoffa disappear from in 1975? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Titanic.
Have a decent Thursday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
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