Sunday, April 30, 2006
April 30, 2006
You know, in the ten years that I coached, I never met anybody who wanted to win as badly as I did. I'd do anything I had to do to increase my advantage. Anybody who tried to block the pursuit of that advantage, I'd just push 'em out of the way. Didn't matter who they were, or what they were doing. But that was then. You have special talent, a gift. Not the school's, not the townspeople, not the team's, not Myra Fleener's, not mine. It's yours, to do with what you choose. Because that's what I believe, I can tell you this: I don't care if you play on the team or not.
-Coach Norman Dale, Hoosiers
What are the Spice Islands called today? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer today’s auto-reply will include how many ice cream sandwiches I ate yesterday, two quotes I like and the only show I’m watching consistently on TV nowadays. I know...riveting.
Yesterday’s answer was Criss-Cross Words.
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You know, in the ten years that I coached, I never met anybody who wanted to win as badly as I did. I'd do anything I had to do to increase my advantage. Anybody who tried to block the pursuit of that advantage, I'd just push 'em out of the way. Didn't matter who they were, or what they were doing. But that was then. You have special talent, a gift. Not the school's, not the townspeople, not the team's, not Myra Fleener's, not mine. It's yours, to do with what you choose. Because that's what I believe, I can tell you this: I don't care if you play on the team or not.
-Coach Norman Dale, Hoosiers
What are the Spice Islands called today? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer today’s auto-reply will include how many ice cream sandwiches I ate yesterday, two quotes I like and the only show I’m watching consistently on TV nowadays. I know...riveting.
Yesterday’s answer was Criss-Cross Words.
Have the greatest Sunday in history.
Love the madness.
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Saturday, April 29, 2006
April 29, 2006
I ruined everyone’s night last night. It is too hard to explain the story but just know that the five people I went out with like me way less now than they did a couple days ago. One of the five people is the girl. I told her she should break up with me for the sake of humanity.
A friend met Desmond Howard, Braylan Edwards and Anthony Carter all on the same day. I usually don’t like famous people because they’re usually so great looking but there’s certainly nothing wrong with a wide receiver.
Just an fyi...I don’t think this Daily Remark is all that good.
What was the original name of the board game Scrabble? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer the auto-reply will include my favorite current NBA basketball player as well as two quotes I like. Enjoy.
Yesterday’s answer was Ears of Wheat.
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I ruined everyone’s night last night. It is too hard to explain the story but just know that the five people I went out with like me way less now than they did a couple days ago. One of the five people is the girl. I told her she should break up with me for the sake of humanity.
A friend met Desmond Howard, Braylan Edwards and Anthony Carter all on the same day. I usually don’t like famous people because they’re usually so great looking but there’s certainly nothing wrong with a wide receiver.
Just an fyi...I don’t think this Daily Remark is all that good.
What was the original name of the board game Scrabble? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer the auto-reply will include my favorite current NBA basketball player as well as two quotes I like. Enjoy.
Yesterday’s answer was Ears of Wheat.
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Friday, April 28, 2006
April 28, 2006
This is the most difficult question ever so I am making it multiple choice. When the Lincoln Penny first came out what was on the coin on the side opposite Lincoln….the Lincoln Memorial, Ears of Wheat, A Car or Lincoln Standing? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was 27.
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- I thought I was the type to hold a grudge but I recently realized I only hold a grudge when it’s convenient for me. Please keep it in mind next time you are going to hate someone forever.
- Why doesn’t anyone make a hand sanitizer in a nicer bottle so you can have your Purell displayed beautifully next to your soft soap from Trader Jacques.
- We have a wall at Moosejaw dedicated to everyone’s Uncle Jim. I don’t have an Uncle Jim. I recently emailed my Uncle Allan and asked him to change his name.
- It seems there are no less than one million sesame seeds on the average sesame seed bagel. The seeds don’t end.
- Bullet point.
This is the most difficult question ever so I am making it multiple choice. When the Lincoln Penny first came out what was on the coin on the side opposite Lincoln….the Lincoln Memorial, Ears of Wheat, A Car or Lincoln Standing? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was 27.
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Thursday, April 27, 2006
April 27, 2006
My favorite Daily Remark day of the week. Song day. Please click on the Podcast below to enjoy this duet from Grease.
Summer lovin' had me a blast
Summer lovin', happened so fast
I met a girl crazy for me
I met a boy, cute as can be
Summer days driftin' away,
To uh-oh those summer nights
Tell me more, tell me more,
Did you get very far?
Tell me more, tell me more,
Like, does he have a car?
She swam by me, she got a cramp
He went by me, got my suit damp
I saved her life, she nearly drowned
He showed off, splashing around
Summer sun, something's begun,
But uh-oh those summer nights
How many changes or amendments are there to the US Constitution? If you look this up you’ll get it so you should probably just guess for fun or something like that. Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was The Outsiders.
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My favorite Daily Remark day of the week. Song day. Please click on the Podcast below to enjoy this duet from Grease.
Summer lovin' had me a blast
Summer lovin', happened so fast
I met a girl crazy for me
I met a boy, cute as can be
Summer days driftin' away,
To uh-oh those summer nights
Tell me more, tell me more,
Did you get very far?
Tell me more, tell me more,
Like, does he have a car?
She swam by me, she got a cramp
He went by me, got my suit damp
I saved her life, she nearly drowned
He showed off, splashing around
Summer sun, something's begun,
But uh-oh those summer nights
How many changes or amendments are there to the US Constitution? If you look this up you’ll get it so you should probably just guess for fun or something like that. Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was The Outsiders.
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Love the madness.
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Wednesday, April 26, 2006
April 26, 2006
Great news. Today is a survey day. If you read below and email me your answer I’ll add 100 Moosejaw Reward Points to your account right away. Moosejaw includes a prepaid return shipping label in each package. We are trying to decide whether we should include a US Postal Service label or a UPS label.
A)The benefit of the US Postal Service label is that you can simply hand the package to your postman or post lady. The downside is that packages shipped via USPS could take two weeks to get to us meaning your return or exchange wouldn’t be processed for a couple weeks.
B) The benefit of the UPS label is that UPS shipments will get back to us in less than 5 days so your return or exchange is processed quickly. The downside is that you need to take the package to a UPS store or you can pay $3 to schedule a delivery to get your package back to us.
Which do you prefer…A is USPS or B which is UPS? Please email me to let me know and the points are yours.
I’m going to post an auto-reply today because when I do these surveys I get so many replies that I can’t keep up but, unless you hear back from me, please consider the Moosejaw points taken care of and thanks for helping out.
Name one movie that starred Patrick Swayze and Diane Lane. Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com but remember that today is an auto-reply day. Today’s auto-reply will include the answer to today’s question as well as two quotes that I like. Big deal.
Yesterday’s answer was the T Birds.
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Great news. Today is a survey day. If you read below and email me your answer I’ll add 100 Moosejaw Reward Points to your account right away. Moosejaw includes a prepaid return shipping label in each package. We are trying to decide whether we should include a US Postal Service label or a UPS label.
A)The benefit of the US Postal Service label is that you can simply hand the package to your postman or post lady. The downside is that packages shipped via USPS could take two weeks to get to us meaning your return or exchange wouldn’t be processed for a couple weeks.
B) The benefit of the UPS label is that UPS shipments will get back to us in less than 5 days so your return or exchange is processed quickly. The downside is that you need to take the package to a UPS store or you can pay $3 to schedule a delivery to get your package back to us.
Which do you prefer…A is USPS or B which is UPS? Please email me to let me know and the points are yours.
I’m going to post an auto-reply today because when I do these surveys I get so many replies that I can’t keep up but, unless you hear back from me, please consider the Moosejaw points taken care of and thanks for helping out.
Name one movie that starred Patrick Swayze and Diane Lane. Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com but remember that today is an auto-reply day. Today’s auto-reply will include the answer to today’s question as well as two quotes that I like. Big deal.
Yesterday’s answer was the T Birds.
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Tuesday, April 25, 2006
April 25, 2006
Emergency…some young buccaneer at Moosejaw is apparently the best shortstop in the world and is taking my spot on the team. As always, I only want to do what’s best for the team as long as that is also what’s best for me. If I lose my spot please join me by banning something and crying like a baby in right field. I can’t stand everyone.
What’s the name of Travolta’s gang in Grease? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Greedo.
Who cares about Tuesday?
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Emergency…some young buccaneer at Moosejaw is apparently the best shortstop in the world and is taking my spot on the team. As always, I only want to do what’s best for the team as long as that is also what’s best for me. If I lose my spot please join me by banning something and crying like a baby in right field. I can’t stand everyone.
What’s the name of Travolta’s gang in Grease? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Greedo.
Who cares about Tuesday?
Love the madness.
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Monday, April 24, 2006
April 24, 2006
The Youngstown, Ohio Daily Remark Club has been shut down forever due to lack of interest.
In Star Wars what’s the name of the bounty hunter that Han Solo shoots in that whacky bar in the beginning of the movie? Sorry for saying whacky and please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Bessie Smith.
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The Youngstown, Ohio Daily Remark Club has been shut down forever due to lack of interest.
In Star Wars what’s the name of the bounty hunter that Han Solo shoots in that whacky bar in the beginning of the movie? Sorry for saying whacky and please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Bessie Smith.
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Sunday, April 23, 2006
April 23, 2006
You know that Julie chick? Loves you. You want her? Gotta play it cool, you know. You can't let her know how much you like her cause if she knows, she'll dump you like that. Believe me. Like, if she asks you if you want a ride, you say, "No, I've got my own ride, but maybe I'll see you later." Sounds stupid, doesn't it? It works.
-Dawson, Dazed and Confused
According to my people, who was known as the Empress of the Blues? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today's auto-reply will include an brief explanation about the answer that I am copying and pasting as well as two more quotes I like and the brand of hand sanitizer I am now using instead of Purell. Riveting.
Yesterday's answer was Wilt Chamberlain.
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You know that Julie chick? Loves you. You want her? Gotta play it cool, you know. You can't let her know how much you like her cause if she knows, she'll dump you like that. Believe me. Like, if she asks you if you want a ride, you say, "No, I've got my own ride, but maybe I'll see you later." Sounds stupid, doesn't it? It works.
-Dawson, Dazed and Confused
According to my people, who was known as the Empress of the Blues? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today's auto-reply will include an brief explanation about the answer that I am copying and pasting as well as two more quotes I like and the brand of hand sanitizer I am now using instead of Purell. Riveting.
Yesterday's answer was Wilt Chamberlain.
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Saturday, April 22, 2006
April 22, 2006
I got a flat tire last night. The girl assumed there was no way I could figure out how to change the tire and wanted me to call Triple A right off the bat. So, I was determined to solve it and spent about an hour trying to find the tire and then another hour changing the tire. Actually, most of that isn’t true. We did get a flat and the girl assumed there is no way I could change it and I agreed entirely and we were on the phone with Triple A in less than three seconds. I wouldn’t blame you for not liking me anymore.
What NBA great starred in a Conan movie? If you look it up you’ll definitely get it so I’d just guess. Actually, I’d probably look it up. Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer today’s auto-reply will include three quotes that I like that I am going to find online now.
Yesterday’s answer was New Jersey.
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I got a flat tire last night. The girl assumed there was no way I could figure out how to change the tire and wanted me to call Triple A right off the bat. So, I was determined to solve it and spent about an hour trying to find the tire and then another hour changing the tire. Actually, most of that isn’t true. We did get a flat and the girl assumed there is no way I could change it and I agreed entirely and we were on the phone with Triple A in less than three seconds. I wouldn’t blame you for not liking me anymore.
What NBA great starred in a Conan movie? If you look it up you’ll definitely get it so I’d just guess. Actually, I’d probably look it up. Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer today’s auto-reply will include three quotes that I like that I am going to find online now.
Yesterday’s answer was New Jersey.
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Friday, April 21, 2006
April 21, 2006
We had our first softball practice last night. I give my performance a two. I am hoping to be shortstop instead of centerfield this year but I will do whatever is best for the team. If I don’t play shortstop I will cry like a baby and assume that is best for the team.
After practice I went to the girl’s sisters for dinner and their baby was eating a granola bar. Everyone was staring at the baby and laughing like eating a granola bar was the most entertaining and funniest thing they’d ever seen. I clearly don’t get it.
My friend Pico is up for a Larry Von Tibuten Award again this year. I made that up.
When Orson Welles read War of the Worlds on the radio causing lots of panic in what US state did Welles say the martians landed? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was High Fidelity.
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We had our first softball practice last night. I give my performance a two. I am hoping to be shortstop instead of centerfield this year but I will do whatever is best for the team. If I don’t play shortstop I will cry like a baby and assume that is best for the team.
After practice I went to the girl’s sisters for dinner and their baby was eating a granola bar. Everyone was staring at the baby and laughing like eating a granola bar was the most entertaining and funniest thing they’d ever seen. I clearly don’t get it.
My friend Pico is up for a Larry Von Tibuten Award again this year. I made that up.
When Orson Welles read War of the Worlds on the radio causing lots of panic in what US state did Welles say the martians landed? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was High Fidelity.
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Thursday, April 20, 2006
April 20, 2006
Happy Birthday to Cams!
Less importantly, as you may or may not know, Thursday is my favorite day for the Daily Remark because it is song day. My intention is to ruin the morning for whoever is doing the Podcast. However, staff are now embracing the song which really messes up everything. I think everyone is going reverse psychology on me thinking I’ll get bored with it. I won’t get bored.
Today, please enjoy Everything I Own by Bread….
You sheltered me from harm.
Kept me warm, kept me warm
You gave my life to me
Set me free, set me free
The finest years I ever knew
Were all the years I had with you
I would give anything I own,
Give up me life, my heart, my home.
I would give everything I own,
Just to have you back again.
You taught me how to love,
What it’s of, what it’s of.
You never said too much,
But still you showed the way,
And I knew from watching you.
Nobody else could ever know
The part of me that can’t let go.
I would give anything I own,
Give up me life, my heart, my home.
I would give everything I own
Just to have you back again.
Bruce Springsteen made a guest appearance in what John Cusak movie? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Roald Amundsen.
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Happy Birthday to Cams!
Less importantly, as you may or may not know, Thursday is my favorite day for the Daily Remark because it is song day. My intention is to ruin the morning for whoever is doing the Podcast. However, staff are now embracing the song which really messes up everything. I think everyone is going reverse psychology on me thinking I’ll get bored with it. I won’t get bored.
Today, please enjoy Everything I Own by Bread….
You sheltered me from harm.
Kept me warm, kept me warm
You gave my life to me
Set me free, set me free
The finest years I ever knew
Were all the years I had with you
I would give anything I own,
Give up me life, my heart, my home.
I would give everything I own,
Just to have you back again.
You taught me how to love,
What it’s of, what it’s of.
You never said too much,
But still you showed the way,
And I knew from watching you.
Nobody else could ever know
The part of me that can’t let go.
I would give anything I own,
Give up me life, my heart, my home.
I would give everything I own
Just to have you back again.
Bruce Springsteen made a guest appearance in what John Cusak movie? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Roald Amundsen.
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Wednesday, April 19, 2006
April 19, 2006
Even though I don’t really believe in the whole discover thing, according to popular belief who discovered the South Pole? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was FDR.
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- Someone at Dairy Queen last night told me I looked like Ben Stiller. It is the second time that has happened. I’m not sure if that’s good or not but I’m taking it as a compliment because why not. I ordered a medium vanilla cone but they gave me a large. I offered to pay the difference but they told me to just enjoy the extra. I feel like I have stolen from Warren Buffet. Is there anything in the world better than the bottom of that cone? Please don’t answer that.
- Bullet point.
- Bullet point.
- Bullet point.
Even though I don’t really believe in the whole discover thing, according to popular belief who discovered the South Pole? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was FDR.
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Tuesday, April 18, 2006
April 18, 2006
I usually point out our new monthly contest at the beginning of each month. However, I’ve had seventeen very important remarks so far so I have not been able to fit it in until now. If you haven’t already seen the contest and voted please check it out. Or don’t.
Today’s question comes from Mike who is the assistant treasurer of his Daily Remark Club. He recently accused the main treasurer of skimming monthly dues. The skirmish was solved when everyone dyed their hair red.
Who was the first President to fly aboard Air Force One? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Stan Musial with six.
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I usually point out our new monthly contest at the beginning of each month. However, I’ve had seventeen very important remarks so far so I have not been able to fit it in until now. If you haven’t already seen the contest and voted please check it out. Or don’t.
Today’s question comes from Mike who is the assistant treasurer of his Daily Remark Club. He recently accused the main treasurer of skimming monthly dues. The skirmish was solved when everyone dyed their hair red.
Who was the first President to fly aboard Air Force One? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Stan Musial with six.
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Monday, April 17, 2006
April 17, 2006
You would think that being right about everything all the time would be nice but it is really an affliction. Imagine trying to have a discussion or argument when you know you’re right and there is no point even having the conversation. It is causing some problems with the girl. I am considering a partial lobotomy.
Who holds the record for most career home runs in the All-Star game? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Theodore Roosevelt.
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You would think that being right about everything all the time would be nice but it is really an affliction. Imagine trying to have a discussion or argument when you know you’re right and there is no point even having the conversation. It is causing some problems with the girl. I am considering a partial lobotomy.
Who holds the record for most career home runs in the All-Star game? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Theodore Roosevelt.
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Sunday, April 16, 2006
April 16, 2006
Darth Vader: Your powers are weak, old man.
Obi-Wan: You can't win, Darth. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.
-Star Wars
What US President’s dog pulled off the French Ambassador’s pants at a White House event? Today is an auto-reply day. So, if you want the answer as well as knowing what song I am listening to on my ipod right now and what song I listened to before the song I’m listening to right now please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com. If you don’t care about any of that please save everything for your Daily Remark group.
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Darth Vader: Your powers are weak, old man.
Obi-Wan: You can't win, Darth. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.
-Star Wars
What US President’s dog pulled off the French Ambassador’s pants at a White House event? Today is an auto-reply day. So, if you want the answer as well as knowing what song I am listening to on my ipod right now and what song I listened to before the song I’m listening to right now please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com. If you don’t care about any of that please save everything for your Daily Remark group.
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Love the madness.
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Saturday, April 15, 2006
April 15, 2006
Jason, who is one of the best Daily Remarkers in history emailed the following...
This is the actual “The more you know” segment between two shows:
Black bears weigh between 200 and 500 pounds
Brown bears weigh between 300 and over 1000 pounds
Black bears run away from you
Brown bears run at you.
When attacked by a bear, simply lie still on the ground, and cover your face and head with your hands.
When the bear is finished batting you around and mauling you, contact the U.S. forest service.
To celebrate this special auto-reply Saturday we have two really fun subway questions. Here we go...
The world’s longest subway system is in what city?
What city’s subway system transports the most passengers per year?
If you’re interested in the answers as well as how many pop tarts I ate yesterday please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com. If you don’t care about any of that please save your email and comments for your next Daily Remark club meeting.
Yesterday’s answer was Martina Navratilova.
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Jason, who is one of the best Daily Remarkers in history emailed the following...
This is the actual “The more you know” segment between two shows:
Black bears weigh between 200 and 500 pounds
Brown bears weigh between 300 and over 1000 pounds
Black bears run away from you
Brown bears run at you.
When attacked by a bear, simply lie still on the ground, and cover your face and head with your hands.
When the bear is finished batting you around and mauling you, contact the U.S. forest service.
To celebrate this special auto-reply Saturday we have two really fun subway questions. Here we go...
The world’s longest subway system is in what city?
What city’s subway system transports the most passengers per year?
If you’re interested in the answers as well as how many pop tarts I ate yesterday please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com. If you don’t care about any of that please save your email and comments for your next Daily Remark club meeting.
Yesterday’s answer was Martina Navratilova.
Have an outstanding Saturday.
Love the madness.
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Friday, April 14, 2006
April 14, 2006
A friend came over unannounced last night. Is there anything worse? We spent at least an hour trying to throw a Frisbee through an open window on my car. The Frisbee only made about a thousand little marks on my car. Really we did it about ten times and the Frisbee made one or two baby marks. Please see the Monday remark for the rules about exaggerating everything.
For today and tomorrow we're doing a Free Glow Frisbee with any $20 purchase. Just add this Frisbee to your cart and enter coupon code SALT when checking out and the Frisbee will be Free. Can you hardly?
Who has won the most Wimbledon single's titles? A very timely question, don't you think? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday's answer was Lord Chamberlain's Men.
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A friend came over unannounced last night. Is there anything worse? We spent at least an hour trying to throw a Frisbee through an open window on my car. The Frisbee only made about a thousand little marks on my car. Really we did it about ten times and the Frisbee made one or two baby marks. Please see the Monday remark for the rules about exaggerating everything.
For today and tomorrow we're doing a Free Glow Frisbee with any $20 purchase. Just add this Frisbee to your cart and enter coupon code SALT when checking out and the Frisbee will be Free. Can you hardly?
Who has won the most Wimbledon single's titles? A very timely question, don't you think? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday's answer was Lord Chamberlain's Men.
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Thursday, April 13, 2006
April 13, 2006
There is a full American Idol Podcast going on at the Moosejaw warehouse. It is so great I'm not even sure how to describe it. Basically, new staff are reading the Podcast everyday and his/her performance is being judged by the rest of the staff. I figure the event will be picked up by a radio show that no one has ever heard of within days. I'm trying to figure out a way for everyone in the world to be able to vote too. Please stand by.
The Thursday Daily Remark is always designed to ruin the day for whoever is reading the Podcast and it's always done with a song. Today please check into the Podcast to enjoy this Neil classic..
Stay for just a while
Stay, and let me look at you
It's been so long, I hardly knew you
Standing in the door
Stay with me a while
I only want to talk to you
We've traveled halfway 'round the world
To find ourselves again
September morn
We danced until the night became a brand new day
Two lovers playing scenes from some romantic play
September morning still can make me feel this way
What troupe did Shakespeare spend most of his life writing for? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday's answer was seven.
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There is a full American Idol Podcast going on at the Moosejaw warehouse. It is so great I'm not even sure how to describe it. Basically, new staff are reading the Podcast everyday and his/her performance is being judged by the rest of the staff. I figure the event will be picked up by a radio show that no one has ever heard of within days. I'm trying to figure out a way for everyone in the world to be able to vote too. Please stand by.
The Thursday Daily Remark is always designed to ruin the day for whoever is reading the Podcast and it's always done with a song. Today please check into the Podcast to enjoy this Neil classic..
Stay for just a while
Stay, and let me look at you
It's been so long, I hardly knew you
Standing in the door
Stay with me a while
I only want to talk to you
We've traveled halfway 'round the world
To find ourselves again
September morn
We danced until the night became a brand new day
Two lovers playing scenes from some romantic play
September morning still can make me feel this way
What troupe did Shakespeare spend most of his life writing for? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday's answer was seven.
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Love the madness.
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Wednesday, April 12, 2006
April 12, 2006
I was wearing a new shirt yesterday and everyone did not stop making fun of me. We took a vote to determine whether or not I should ever wear it again. The votes were based on the notion that the girl broke up with me and I needed a girlfriend. Everyone except for the two people making the most fun of me voted for me to never wear the shirt again. That's all.
According to my people what were the first wheels made of? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday's answer was seven.
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I was wearing a new shirt yesterday and everyone did not stop making fun of me. We took a vote to determine whether or not I should ever wear it again. The votes were based on the notion that the girl broke up with me and I needed a girlfriend. Everyone except for the two people making the most fun of me voted for me to never wear the shirt again. That's all.
According to my people what were the first wheels made of? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday's answer was seven.
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Tuesday, April 11, 2006
April 11, 2006
• I can’t believe that I had never seen the show 8th and Ocean until last night and I don’t like anyone anymore for not telling me about it. It is the best show ever.
• I picked up dinner for me and the girl last night and everyone in the restaurant was bald. I felt like I was in Being John Malkovich.
• I saw my cousin at the gym yesterday. I was on the elliptical machine. He came up to me wearing his Ipod and in a voice loud enough to hear across the room said “I’ve never seen less pretty girls at the gym in my life.” Very appropriate.
• Nothing better than trying to beat the gate being locked with fourteen people stuffed in the Bronco.
• Bullet point city.
• That’s all.
According to my people what’s the most number of eclipses that can occur in one year? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was flip flops.
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• I can’t believe that I had never seen the show 8th and Ocean until last night and I don’t like anyone anymore for not telling me about it. It is the best show ever.
• I picked up dinner for me and the girl last night and everyone in the restaurant was bald. I felt like I was in Being John Malkovich.
• I saw my cousin at the gym yesterday. I was on the elliptical machine. He came up to me wearing his Ipod and in a voice loud enough to hear across the room said “I’ve never seen less pretty girls at the gym in my life.” Very appropriate.
• Nothing better than trying to beat the gate being locked with fourteen people stuffed in the Bronco.
• Bullet point city.
• That’s all.
According to my people what’s the most number of eclipses that can occur in one year? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was flip flops.
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Monday, April 10, 2006
April 10, 2006
The problem with everyone exaggerating about everything is that everyone assumes that everyone else exaggerates so if you want someone to believe the truth you have to exaggerate. For example, I think I really won $40 playing cards Saturday night. But, I have to tell people who ask that I won $60 because they’ll assume I’m exaggerating and believe that I really won about $40. If I told people I won $40 they’d probably think I lost $10. The scale is a complex algorithm developed by MIT students in 1644.
What does the Energizer bunny wear on his feet? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was none.
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The problem with everyone exaggerating about everything is that everyone assumes that everyone else exaggerates so if you want someone to believe the truth you have to exaggerate. For example, I think I really won $40 playing cards Saturday night. But, I have to tell people who ask that I won $60 because they’ll assume I’m exaggerating and believe that I really won about $40. If I told people I won $40 they’d probably think I lost $10. The scale is a complex algorithm developed by MIT students in 1644.
What does the Energizer bunny wear on his feet? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was none.
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April 9, 2006
Lester Bangs: Yeah, great art is about conflict and pain and guilt and longing and love disguised as sex, and sex disguised as love... and let's face it, you got a big head start.
William Miller: I'm glad you were home.
Lester Bangs: I'm always home. I'm uncool.
William Miller: Me too!
Lester Bangs: The only true currency in this bankrupt world if what we share with someone else when we're uncool.
William Miller: I feel better.
Lester Bangs: My advice to you. I know you think those guys are your friends. You wanna be a true friend to them? Be honest, and unmerciful.
-Almost Famous
How many tokens were included in the original Monopoly game? Today is an auto-reply day. So, if you're interested in the answer and my favorite book that is lighter than a pound please email your answer to me atTrapper@moosejaw.com. If you don't care about any of that please save your answer and comments for your Daily Remark club.
Yesterday's answer was the lobster.
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Lester Bangs: Yeah, great art is about conflict and pain and guilt and longing and love disguised as sex, and sex disguised as love... and let's face it, you got a big head start.
William Miller: I'm glad you were home.
Lester Bangs: I'm always home. I'm uncool.
William Miller: Me too!
Lester Bangs: The only true currency in this bankrupt world if what we share with someone else when we're uncool.
William Miller: I feel better.
Lester Bangs: My advice to you. I know you think those guys are your friends. You wanna be a true friend to them? Be honest, and unmerciful.
-Almost Famous
How many tokens were included in the original Monopoly game? Today is an auto-reply day. So, if you're interested in the answer and my favorite book that is lighter than a pound please email your answer to me atTrapper@moosejaw.com. If you don't care about any of that please save your answer and comments for your Daily Remark club.
Yesterday's answer was the lobster.
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April 8, 2006
Big Hold 'Em game tonight. Really not a big game but that felt like the right thing to say. The last time we played I was the first one out. I lost with a full house to four of a kind. Who gets four of a kind? There were two fives on the table and I had a pair down and the person I lost to had two fives down. I hope the same thing happens to me tonight and I am back home fifteen minutes after the game starts. Real nice use of contrarian thinking, don't you think? Please don't answer that.
What animal has teeth in its stomach? Today is an auto-reply day. If you want the answer and a list of what I typically have for breakfast, lunch and dinner please email your answer to me atTrapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday's answer was East Germany.
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Big Hold 'Em game tonight. Really not a big game but that felt like the right thing to say. The last time we played I was the first one out. I lost with a full house to four of a kind. Who gets four of a kind? There were two fives on the table and I had a pair down and the person I lost to had two fives down. I hope the same thing happens to me tonight and I am back home fifteen minutes after the game starts. Real nice use of contrarian thinking, don't you think? Please don't answer that.
What animal has teeth in its stomach? Today is an auto-reply day. If you want the answer and a list of what I typically have for breakfast, lunch and dinner please email your answer to me atTrapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday's answer was East Germany.
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Friday, April 07, 2006
April 7, 2006
• I was answering emails at a coffee shop yesterday afternoon and a baby came up to my table and knocked my coffee over. The mom didn’t even care. So cute.
• Dear David – I know that the girl and I are supposed to come to your house to have dinner and watch the Pistons’ game tonight but I don’t really feel like it. Also, I don’t get any cell reception at your house. If you move to a new house between now and tonight please let me know and I’ll reconsider.
• Dear the Girl – Let’s just do nothing tonight.
• I hope everyone enjoyed that real glimpse into my life. I like the word glimpse.
In 1961, what country officially built the Berlin Wall….East Germany, West Germany or the Soviet Union? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Rose McConnell Long.
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• I was answering emails at a coffee shop yesterday afternoon and a baby came up to my table and knocked my coffee over. The mom didn’t even care. So cute.
• Dear David – I know that the girl and I are supposed to come to your house to have dinner and watch the Pistons’ game tonight but I don’t really feel like it. Also, I don’t get any cell reception at your house. If you move to a new house between now and tonight please let me know and I’ll reconsider.
• Dear the Girl – Let’s just do nothing tonight.
• I hope everyone enjoyed that real glimpse into my life. I like the word glimpse.
In 1961, what country officially built the Berlin Wall….East Germany, West Germany or the Soviet Union? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Rose McConnell Long.
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Thursday, April 06, 2006
April 6, 2006
The funniest thing ever happened to me yesterday. I was walking with my friend Hugo, who happens to be a rabbit, when all of the sudden it started to rain. So, we ran under a canopy and started dancing. Well, within about a minute, Hugo started singing some Elton John song. The chorus goes like this and will be a real pleasure to listen to on the Podcast...
Don't go breaking my heart
I couldn't if I tried
Honey if I get restless
Baby you're not that kind
I only wrote all this so I could ruin the person’s morning who was doing the Podcast today. Thanks for being a part of it.
Who was the first woman elected to the US Senate?Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Tyler. He had fifteen kids.
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The funniest thing ever happened to me yesterday. I was walking with my friend Hugo, who happens to be a rabbit, when all of the sudden it started to rain. So, we ran under a canopy and started dancing. Well, within about a minute, Hugo started singing some Elton John song. The chorus goes like this and will be a real pleasure to listen to on the Podcast...
Don't go breaking my heart
I couldn't if I tried
Honey if I get restless
Baby you're not that kind
I only wrote all this so I could ruin the person’s morning who was doing the Podcast today. Thanks for being a part of it.
Who was the first woman elected to the US Senate?Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Tyler. He had fifteen kids.
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Wednesday, April 05, 2006
April 5, 2006
If you get the Daily Remark via email you may not know that we are Podcasting the Daily Remark everyday. If you voted for us to do the Podcast when I asked about it a few weeks ago please start listening and downloading it everyday. I am not the one reading the Daily Remark everyday because people say I talk like a giraffe. If you’re listening to the Podcast now you’re listening to DJ The Hand. Not DJ Hand…DJ The Hand. They said Podcasts are the new grey so please enjoy.
Which US President had the most children? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was two. The Empire State Building and the Sears Tower.
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If you get the Daily Remark via email you may not know that we are Podcasting the Daily Remark everyday. If you voted for us to do the Podcast when I asked about it a few weeks ago please start listening and downloading it everyday. I am not the one reading the Daily Remark everyday because people say I talk like a giraffe. If you’re listening to the Podcast now you’re listening to DJ The Hand. Not DJ Hand…DJ The Hand. They said Podcasts are the new grey so please enjoy.
Which US President had the most children? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was two. The Empire State Building and the Sears Tower.
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Tuesday, April 04, 2006
April 4, 2006
To celebrate the new site and Alicia Silverstone’s birthday we are sending an email to everyone today for 20% off any one item. Just enter coupon code POTATO when you’re checking out and your most expensive non-sale item will automatically go to 20% off. Can you believe it?
• I am out of pop tarts. What do you do? I assume hunger strike.
• According to Randy, one of the best Daily Remarkers in the world, tomorrow, at two minutes and three seconds after 1:00 in the morning, the time and date will be 01:02:03 04/05/06.
• I was going to wear a wristband because I saw a cool snowboard girl wearing one but I stopped myself because I am out of pop tarts and because I’m not cool.
• I can’t stop with the bullet points.
How many of the world’s ten tallest buildings are in the US? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Columbia.
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To celebrate the new site and Alicia Silverstone’s birthday we are sending an email to everyone today for 20% off any one item. Just enter coupon code POTATO when you’re checking out and your most expensive non-sale item will automatically go to 20% off. Can you believe it?
• I am out of pop tarts. What do you do? I assume hunger strike.
• According to Randy, one of the best Daily Remarkers in the world, tomorrow, at two minutes and three seconds after 1:00 in the morning, the time and date will be 01:02:03 04/05/06.
• I was going to wear a wristband because I saw a cool snowboard girl wearing one but I stopped myself because I am out of pop tarts and because I’m not cool.
• I can’t stop with the bullet points.
How many of the world’s ten tallest buildings are in the US? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Columbia.
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Monday, April 03, 2006
April 3, 2006
The new version of Moosejaw.com is live. Please check it out. Highlights include a much improved Moosejaw Madness page, way better product pages, customer reviews, the new High Altitude Rewards program and lots, lots more. Lots.
Also, the Daily Remark got screwed up yesterday and didn’t get posted or sent out until last night. I feel awful about ruining everyone’s day yesterday. If it happens again I will cut my front lawn with a pair of scissors.
What university administers the Pulitzer Prize? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was California and the three parks were King’s Canyon, Sequoia and Yosemite.
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The new version of Moosejaw.com is live. Please check it out. Highlights include a much improved Moosejaw Madness page, way better product pages, customer reviews, the new High Altitude Rewards program and lots, lots more. Lots.
Also, the Daily Remark got screwed up yesterday and didn’t get posted or sent out until last night. I feel awful about ruining everyone’s day yesterday. If it happens again I will cut my front lawn with a pair of scissors.
What university administers the Pulitzer Prize? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was California and the three parks were King’s Canyon, Sequoia and Yosemite.
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