Thursday, July 31, 2008
I went into a tea shop last night. The tea person (who asked to be called the tea person) knew so much about tea and talked so much about tea that it could have been a Saturday Night Live skit. Then, he started talking about… Wait, this story is bad and is only going to get worse so I am going to stop right now and I don’t mind it when someone is in the middle of a bad story and stops instead of finishes especially after you’ve hit the greens because you always think your stories are funny if you’re all altered up. That’s all.
George Orwell was born in what country? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was the bicycle.
Have a decent rest of Thursday.
Love the madness.
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George Orwell was born in what country? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was the bicycle.
Have a decent rest of Thursday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Wednesday, July 30, 2008
We want to have some sort of party for someone in one of our shops. Please email me if you want to be celebrated. We’ll get streamers and have a sale and do something that we anticipate will be really fun but then it won’t turn out to be that good in real life.
W. K. Clarkson patented what? This is one of those questions that will take you five seconds to get right if you look it up online but I missed it and, according to my agreement, I am forced to ask any question that I miss that I want to ask. That’s all. Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Cindy Crawford.
Have an amazing rest of Wednesday. Really.
Love the madness.
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W. K. Clarkson patented what? This is one of those questions that will take you five seconds to get right if you look it up online but I missed it and, according to my agreement, I am forced to ask any question that I miss that I want to ask. That’s all. Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Cindy Crawford.
Have an amazing rest of Wednesday. Really.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Tuesday, July 29, 2008
I broke the side mirror on my car backing out of the garage this morning. The Girl doesn’t like it when I do stuff like that. Here is my letter to her about it. She is finding out about it for the first time right now…
Dear The Girl,
I broke the right side mirror on my car backing out of the garage this morning. Imagine how much worse it could have been if it was the middle of winter and all icy. Also, they say relying on mirrors is actually bad…remember Snow White. So, all in all, I’m confident breaking the mirror is a really good sign and we should celebrate tonight. I have never loved you more.
What supermodel got an academic scholarship to Northwestern but dropped out after just one quarter to go at modeling? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was We are the World.
Have an okay rest of Tuesday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Dear The Girl,
I broke the right side mirror on my car backing out of the garage this morning. Imagine how much worse it could have been if it was the middle of winter and all icy. Also, they say relying on mirrors is actually bad…remember Snow White. So, all in all, I’m confident breaking the mirror is a really good sign and we should celebrate tonight. I have never loved you more.
What supermodel got an academic scholarship to Northwestern but dropped out after just one quarter to go at modeling? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was We are the World.
Have an okay rest of Tuesday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Monday, July 28, 2008
I just got this text from The Girl…
Next time you run the dishes with those tablets, you might want to take the plastic cover off so the soap actually washes the dishes.
I do the dishes pretty much every night and I would say I’ve left the plastic cover on the soap every night for at least a year.
ssb
What was the last song played at Live Aid in 1985? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include one quote by Alicia Keys, one by Thomas Jefferson and one by someone who is really tall. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this riveting auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was three… France, Spain and Italy. The other two are the US and China.
Have a pretty good rest of Monday.
Love the madness.
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Next time you run the dishes with those tablets, you might want to take the plastic cover off so the soap actually washes the dishes.
I do the dishes pretty much every night and I would say I’ve left the plastic cover on the soap every night for at least a year.
ssb
What was the last song played at Live Aid in 1985? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include one quote by Alicia Keys, one by Thomas Jefferson and one by someone who is really tall. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this riveting auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was three… France, Spain and Italy. The other two are the US and China.
Have a pretty good rest of Monday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Sunday, July 27, 2008
Some people find it ironical that although we run a travel agency, we've never been outside of Blaine.
-Ron Albertson, Waiting for Guffman
How many countries in Europe rank among the top five most popular tourist destinations? Today is a special auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include a list of great numbers between thirty and forty as well as two quotes by ladies named Julia. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was that Mike Melvill was the first person to get a privately funded spacecraft into space.
Have the best Sunday ever. Really.
Love the madness.
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-Ron Albertson, Waiting for Guffman
How many countries in Europe rank among the top five most popular tourist destinations? Today is a special auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include a list of great numbers between thirty and forty as well as two quotes by ladies named Julia. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was that Mike Melvill was the first person to get a privately funded spacecraft into space.
Have the best Sunday ever. Really.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Saturday, July 26, 2008
Total disaster…I saw our sixteen year old next door neighbor at a restaurant last night and she was smoking and I didn’t even think about the fact that she was smoking until she came up to me and asked me not to tell her parents. Talk about a quandary.
Mike Melvill is notable for accomplishing what? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include two quotes from Bruce Springsteen and one quote from someone named Diane. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for the auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was California and Texas.
Have a pretty good Saturday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Mike Melvill is notable for accomplishing what? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include two quotes from Bruce Springsteen and one quote from someone named Diane. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for the auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was California and Texas.
Have a pretty good Saturday.
Love the madness.
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Friday, July 25, 2008
Please click here to check out the best cakes in the history of the world. They are so good you should eat the cake and then die.
Two different US states are home to three cities that are among the top ten most populous cities in the US. What are those two states? Today is an auto-reply day. Unlike most days where we add some quotes or something like that to the auto-reply, today we’ll be adding nothing. Needless to say, this is rather exciting for us. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for the auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was Venus Williams.
Have the best Friday of your entire life.
Love the madness.
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Two different US states are home to three cities that are among the top ten most populous cities in the US. What are those two states? Today is an auto-reply day. Unlike most days where we add some quotes or something like that to the auto-reply, today we’ll be adding nothing. Needless to say, this is rather exciting for us. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for the auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was Venus Williams.
Have the best Friday of your entire life.
Love the madness.
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Thursday, July 24, 2008
Someone named Leslie in East China, Michigan just got mad at me for not mentioning the Mountain Hardwear contest we have on the site right now. Please click here to check it out.
Who has the most powerful serve in women’s tennis? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was The New York Stock Exchange.
Have a pretty good Thursday. Okay. Okay.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Who has the most powerful serve in women’s tennis? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was The New York Stock Exchange.
Have a pretty good Thursday. Okay. Okay.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Wednesday, July 23, 2008
The only time my mom ever used the oven was to make shrinky dinks. I encourage you to discuss shrinky dinks at your next Daily Remark Meeting. For example, are you better off putting a shrinky dink in the oven and letting it go or should you check on it a few times and even press down on it to keep it flat? This isn’t interesting but it’s important.
The Buttonwood Agreement launched what? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Queen Elizabeth II.
Have an amazing rest of Wednesday and they rarely let us say amazing.
Love the madness.
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The Buttonwood Agreement launched what? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Queen Elizabeth II.
Have an amazing rest of Wednesday and they rarely let us say amazing.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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The only time my mom ever used the oven was to make shrinky dinks. I encourage you to discuss shrinky dinks at your next Daily Remark Meeting. For example, are you better off putting a shrinky dink in the oven and letting it go or should you check on it a few times and even press down on it to keep it flat? This isn’t interesting but it’s important.
The Buttonwood Agreement launched what? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Queen Elizabeth II.
Have an amazing rest of Wednesday and they rarely let us say amazing.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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The Buttonwood Agreement launched what? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Queen Elizabeth II.
Have an amazing rest of Wednesday and they rarely let us say amazing.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Tuesday, July 22, 2008
• I woke up in a cold sweat last night. I am for sure going to die.
• I’ve sort of been beaten up about three times in my life. None of the beatings we’re all that bad. It was more like a couple punches than a full beating but I remember all of them. I held my own in two other fights but I certainly couldn’t say I won.
• The best lesson I’ve ever learned is to never try to get a closer look at something that looks good from far away unless you happen to be drinking coffee.
• I haven’t talked about garbage all that much since I said I wouldn’t talk about the garbage. Please note that talking about not talking about it does not count as talking about it.
Who was the first British Monarch to address the US Congress? Please email me your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Star Wars.
Have the best rest of Tuesday ever.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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• I’ve sort of been beaten up about three times in my life. None of the beatings we’re all that bad. It was more like a couple punches than a full beating but I remember all of them. I held my own in two other fights but I certainly couldn’t say I won.
• The best lesson I’ve ever learned is to never try to get a closer look at something that looks good from far away unless you happen to be drinking coffee.
• I haven’t talked about garbage all that much since I said I wouldn’t talk about the garbage. Please note that talking about not talking about it does not count as talking about it.
Who was the first British Monarch to address the US Congress? Please email me your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Star Wars.
Have the best rest of Tuesday ever.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Monday, July 21, 2008
• The Girl bought some sort of organic pop tarts. At first I didn’t like them but now I do. It’s like eating cardboard.
• I have a full mustache. I’m going to take a survey to see how much everyone likes it. Survey question one will be Is My Mustache Great? Question two will be Is My Mustache Really, Really Good? Even though you can’t see my mustache you are more than welcome to vote. Picture a young Teddy Roosevelt.
• Section Three.
• If you’re some sort of masochist please re-read everything above.
What was the first film to top $200 million in sales at the box office? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will like the five highest grossing movies of all time. Riveting. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was Dr. Egon Spengler.
Have a pretty good rest of Monday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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• I have a full mustache. I’m going to take a survey to see how much everyone likes it. Survey question one will be Is My Mustache Great? Question two will be Is My Mustache Really, Really Good? Even though you can’t see my mustache you are more than welcome to vote. Picture a young Teddy Roosevelt.
• Section Three.
• If you’re some sort of masochist please re-read everything above.
What was the first film to top $200 million in sales at the box office? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will like the five highest grossing movies of all time. Riveting. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was Dr. Egon Spengler.
Have a pretty good rest of Monday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Sunday, July 20, 2008
Look at it this way. A man takes a job, you know? And that job - I mean, like that - That becomes what he is. You know, like - You do a thing and that's what you are. Like I've been a cabbie for thirteen years. Ten years at night. I still don't own my own cab. You know why? Because I don't want to. That must be what I want. To be on the night shift drivin' somebody else's cab. You understand? I mean, you become - You get a job, you become the job. One guy lives in Brooklyn. One guy lives in Sutton Place. You got a lawyer. Another guy's a doctor. Another guy dies. Another guy gets well. People are born, y'know? I envy you, your youth. Go on, get laid, get drunk. Do anything. You got no choice, anyway. I mean, we're all fucked. More or less, ya know.
-Wizard, Taxi Driver
What was Harold Ramis’ character’s name Ghostbusters? This is another one that will take about a second to look up. Just don’t do it. Or do. Today is another auto reply day. In addition to your answer you will receive a few facts about ghosts. I don’t believe in ghosts. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was George VI.
Have the best Sunday ever.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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-Wizard, Taxi Driver
What was Harold Ramis’ character’s name Ghostbusters? This is another one that will take about a second to look up. Just don’t do it. Or do. Today is another auto reply day. In addition to your answer you will receive a few facts about ghosts. I don’t believe in ghosts. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was George VI.
Have the best Sunday ever.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Friday, July 18, 2008
I am writing this sitting outside the coffee shop and there is a giant pit bull about five feet from me looking at me as if he is going to rip my face off. I have a feeling that if the dog senses that I’m scared he’ll pounce on me. I’m going to Google a picture of a dinosaur or a bear that would squash the dog and show it to him. If you don’t hear from me tomorrow you’ll know it didn’t work and that I’m dead.
ssb
In Pulp Fiction, what was the name of the boxer who Butch (Bruce Willis) was supposed to lose to? Just a last name would be perfect because that’s all I know. Today is an auto reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto reply will include two quotes from Bruce Willis and one from Demi Moore. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was St. Louis.
Have the best Friday of your entire life.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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ssb
In Pulp Fiction, what was the name of the boxer who Butch (Bruce Willis) was supposed to lose to? Just a last name would be perfect because that’s all I know. Today is an auto reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto reply will include two quotes from Bruce Willis and one from Demi Moore. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was St. Louis.
Have the best Friday of your entire life.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Thursday, July 17, 2008
Here’s my idea for today that for sure won’t work. If you can get a friend or enemy who has never ordered anything from Moosejaw before to order something from Moosejaw today or tomorrow I’ll give You double Moosejaw Rewards Points on their order. Here’s how it will work…
The first Olympics held in the US were held in what city? Please email me your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was US Customs.
Have a pretty good rest of Thursday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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- Your friend or enemy places an order.
- Five seconds after the order he/she shoots me an email with the order number and your email address.
- I add the double rewards points to your account and confirm to everyone.
- So, if you’re friend places an order for a $100 jacket you get $20 worth of Rewards Points added to your account.
- You’re not allowed to make up an email address and try to game this thing. Sorry for being so mean about it.
- We all celebrate with some sort of Victorian party where everyone wears wigs and ascots and talks about the insolence of the proletariat.
The first Olympics held in the US were held in what city? Please email me your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was US Customs.
Have a pretty good rest of Thursday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Wednesday, July 16, 2008
Please click here to check out something that’s worth checking out. Please note that Worth was determined by the Bern, Switzerland Daily Remark Group so the click through is rather suspect. I have no idea what that means but it doesn’t mean you’re going to get a virus or anything whack like that.
In the movie The Usual Suspects, Agent Kujan worked for what government agency? Today is a special Wednesday auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include a list of three books on the table in front of me none of which I’ve ever touched. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was Katharine of Aragon.
Have the best Wednesday ever.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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In the movie The Usual Suspects, Agent Kujan worked for what government agency? Today is a special Wednesday auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include a list of three books on the table in front of me none of which I’ve ever touched. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was Katharine of Aragon.
Have the best Wednesday ever.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Today is my anniversary with The Girl. It’s time to celebrate. Really. I’d like everyone in the world to get super laid right now. Crying that I just wrote that. So sorry.
Who was Henry VIII’s first wife? Today is a special Tuesday auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include one quote from Senator Joseph Biden and two quotes from people named Steve. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was McKinley.
Have a relatively decent Tuesday.
Love the madness.
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Who was Henry VIII’s first wife? Today is a special Tuesday auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include one quote from Senator Joseph Biden and two quotes from people named Steve. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was McKinley.
Have a relatively decent Tuesday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Monday, July 14, 2008
My cousin, who just graduated from the University of Florida, needs a pack for going to Europe. Here is our email string about it from last night…
Me: You should get this pack. Click here.
Cousin: That bag looks pretty sweet. Do I just order it or do you do some sort of sorcery and I just get it?
Me: Just order it. This is a cool site. Click here to check it out.
Cousin: Before I order it is this pack any good? Link
Me: Good one.
The US acquired the Philippines under whose presidency? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the auto-reply today’s answer will include three facts about oranges and a quote from Plato. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
The Frankfurt, Kentucky Daily Remark Club has been shut down due to internal struggles amongst leadership.
Yesterday’s answer was Sex, Lies and Video Tape.
Have the best Monday ever.
Love the Madness
Trapper
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Me: You should get this pack. Click here.
Cousin: That bag looks pretty sweet. Do I just order it or do you do some sort of sorcery and I just get it?
Me: Just order it. This is a cool site. Click here to check it out.
Cousin: Before I order it is this pack any good? Link
Me: Good one.
The US acquired the Philippines under whose presidency? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the auto-reply today’s answer will include three facts about oranges and a quote from Plato. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
The Frankfurt, Kentucky Daily Remark Club has been shut down due to internal struggles amongst leadership.
Yesterday’s answer was Sex, Lies and Video Tape.
Have the best Monday ever.
Love the Madness
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Sunday, July 13, 2008
It's not in my best interest to say this Frank, but quitting while you're ahead, is not the same as quitting.
-General, American Gangster
James Spader won Best Actor at the Cannes Film Festival for his work in what movie? Today is an auto reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include two quotes from Napoleon and one quote from Gérard Depardieu. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was Henry Knox.
Have an alright rest of Sunday.
Love the Madness
Trapper
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-General, American Gangster
James Spader won Best Actor at the Cannes Film Festival for his work in what movie? Today is an auto reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include two quotes from Napoleon and one quote from Gérard Depardieu. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was Henry Knox.
Have an alright rest of Sunday.
Love the Madness
Trapper
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Saturday, July 12, 2008
Excluding Ayn Rand and Judy Blume I have never read a book by a girl. I don’t think any boy has.
Who was the United States’ first Secretary of War? In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include three quotes from the person who is the answer to the question. One hint…the answer is not Jonah Hill. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterdays answer was Brian Dunkleman.
Have a decent Saturday.
Love the madness.
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Who was the United States’ first Secretary of War? In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include three quotes from the person who is the answer to the question. One hint…the answer is not Jonah Hill. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterdays answer was Brian Dunkleman.
Have a decent Saturday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Friday, July 11, 2008
I’m going to the Tigers game tonight with a friend and the friend is bringing a friend of his who is a stranger to me which I find totally unreasonable even though I’m being invited to the game. There is a sixty percent chance I don’t go. My day is ruined just thinking about it. What am I going to talk about? I just made up my mind…definitely not going to the game. For real.
In the first season of American Idol, who was Ryan Seacrest’s co-host? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include quotes by some random American Idol people. Also, in case you didn’t know it, Kelly Clarkson is wearing a Moosejaw hoody on her life story thing on VH1. Please email me your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for the auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
Have the best Friday ever.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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In the first season of American Idol, who was Ryan Seacrest’s co-host? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include quotes by some random American Idol people. Also, in case you didn’t know it, Kelly Clarkson is wearing a Moosejaw hoody on her life story thing on VH1. Please email me your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for the auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
Have the best Friday ever.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Thursday, July 10, 2008
We finally got new Moosejaw Tiny Tanks in. Please click not here to check them out. If you place an order for a tiny tank or two or three before sundown tonight I’ll add 500 Moosejaw points to your account. Five seconds after you place your order please email me your order number and I’ll solve the points. I love everyone.
Nicolas Cage appears as Nicolas Coppola in only one movie. What was the movie? Please email me your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was two weeks.
Have a decent rest of Thursday please.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Nicolas Cage appears as Nicolas Coppola in only one movie. What was the movie? Please email me your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was two weeks.
Have a decent rest of Thursday please.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Wednesday, July 09, 2008
I saw a sort of old person with a Red Sox cap hanging off his backpack and he looked cool. I’m not cool but I think I can pick out someone who might be. When I really need things to turn you’ll find me in scrubs and a pack with a cap hanging off it. Imagine the respect I’ll garner. Imagine a world where love is more timeless and a bird.
After shooting Lincoln, how long did it take the authorities to catch up with Booth… about two hours, about two days or about two weeks? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Lyndon Johnson.
Have the best Wednesday ever.
Love the madness.
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After shooting Lincoln, how long did it take the authorities to catch up with Booth… about two hours, about two days or about two weeks? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Lyndon Johnson.
Have the best Wednesday ever.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Tuesday, July 08, 2008
Emergency… We have the best contest ever this month. Please click here to check it out.
Peter Benchley, who wrote Jaws, was a speechwriter for what president? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Rhode Island.
Have an alright Tuesday.
Love the madness.
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Peter Benchley, who wrote Jaws, was a speechwriter for what president? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Rhode Island.
Have an alright Tuesday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Monday, July 07, 2008
- Check out the New page. Or don’t but I actually would this time.
- My neighbor was cutting down a tree all day on the 4th of July. The noise was so terrible all day that you could hardly believe it. I’m only writing about it now because he is doing it again as I write this. What a fucker.
- Number three.
- Sorry about the whole fucker thing.
What was the last state among the original 13 colonies to ratify the Constitution? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include two quotes from Tupac and one from George Washington. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was Khrushchev.
Have the best Monday of your life.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Friday, July 04, 2008
Welcome to the 4th of July. Lots of stuff has happened on the 4th of July in addition to the Declaration of Independence being signed. Here’s a short list that is not in chronological order…
• John Adams and Thomas Jefferson both died on the 4th of July in 1826.
• When I was in high school I kissed a pretty girl on the beach in Florida. She was from England and I felt an awful lot like Benedict Arnold.
• Lou Gehrig retired from baseball and gave his famous speech at Yankee Stadium.
• Fran cheated on his college girlfriend and my girlfriend at the time, who cheated on me, told Fran’s ex that he cheated on her and they broke up. We all broke up.
According to my people, who was Ralph Waldo Emerson’s most famous disciple? Today is a special 4th of July auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include one really short quote from Dead Poets Society, one from The Big Lebowski and one from Spinal Tap. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was Hattie Caraway.
Have the best Fourth of July ever.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
• John Adams and Thomas Jefferson both died on the 4th of July in 1826.
• When I was in high school I kissed a pretty girl on the beach in Florida. She was from England and I felt an awful lot like Benedict Arnold.
• Lou Gehrig retired from baseball and gave his famous speech at Yankee Stadium.
• Fran cheated on his college girlfriend and my girlfriend at the time, who cheated on me, told Fran’s ex that he cheated on her and they broke up. We all broke up.
According to my people, who was Ralph Waldo Emerson’s most famous disciple? Today is a special 4th of July auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include one really short quote from Dead Poets Society, one from The Big Lebowski and one from Spinal Tap. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was Hattie Caraway.
Have the best Fourth of July ever.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Thursday, July 03, 2008
They said to not do any remark before 4th of July. Therefore, nothing you’re reading today is sanctioned. The sanction isn’t limited to this email.
Who was the first woman elected to the US Senate? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include two Founding Father’s quotes and one quote from Zoolander. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was 1804.
Have an alright Thursday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Who was the first woman elected to the US Senate? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include two Founding Father’s quotes and one quote from Zoolander. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was 1804.
Have an alright Thursday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Wednesday, July 02, 2008
• The Girl took the garbage out by her lonesome for the first time last night. She finally understands how bad it is and we’ll be looking to make some major changes as a family. Are we a family? I have no hobbies so I think this could be really good for our relationship.
• I don’t really care for chocolate or hard candy but I don’t mind any chewy candy that doesn’t get stuck in your teeth. Not your teeth…my teeth. Actually, switch that. I like any candy that doesn’t get caught in your teeth.
• Section three.
In what year did people first vote for a President and Vice-President? Prior to this year the Vice-President was the person who got the second most votes behind ye ol president. Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was five… New York County, Bronx County, Kings County, Queens County and Richmond County.
Have the best Wednesday ever.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
• I don’t really care for chocolate or hard candy but I don’t mind any chewy candy that doesn’t get stuck in your teeth. Not your teeth…my teeth. Actually, switch that. I like any candy that doesn’t get caught in your teeth.
• Section three.
In what year did people first vote for a President and Vice-President? Prior to this year the Vice-President was the person who got the second most votes behind ye ol president. Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was five… New York County, Bronx County, Kings County, Queens County and Richmond County.
Have the best Wednesday ever.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Tuesday, July 01, 2008
- Emergency. I’ve been told this is the best blog in the world for girls except the lady sitting next to me said I can’t say girls because really it’s for older girls. Maybe college girls or working girls or something like that. The name of the blog is brilliant. Please click over there to check it out.
- There was a dead bug in the top of my toothpaste this morning. I was going to write a story about it but then I decided it would be easier to write a story about not writing about it.
- There will be no number three today.
- Welcome David and Marc and I lost that last hand on purpose so I could go home. No I didn’t.
New York’s five boroughs are contained in how many counties? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was The Statue of David.
Have an alright Tuesday please.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
