Monday, March 31, 2008
It was my brother’s birthday yesterday. Please click here to see what I got him.
Under what branch of the military was the National Weather Service originally established? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include a list of every nurse I know named Sally and what sort of tricks everyone will be playing tomorrow for April Fool’s Day. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was 1990.
Have a really good Monday.
Love the madness.
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Under what branch of the military was the National Weather Service originally established? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include a list of every nurse I know named Sally and what sort of tricks everyone will be playing tomorrow for April Fool’s Day. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was 1990.
Have a really good Monday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Sunday, March 30, 2008
Amid the chaos of that day, when all I could hear was the thunder of gunshots, and all I could smell was the violence in the air, I look back and am amazed that my thoughts were so clear and true, that three words went through my mind endlessly, repeating themselves like a broken record: you're so cool, you're so cool, you're so cool. And sometimes Clarence asks me what I would have done if he had died, if that bullet had been two inches more to the left. To this, I always smile, as if I'm not going to satisfy him with a response. But I always do. I tell him of how I would want to die, but that the anguish and the want of death would fade like the stars at dawn, and that things would be much as they are now. Perhaps. Except maybe I wouldn't have named our son Elvis.
-Alabama, True Romance
In what year did the Soviet Union first allow parties other than the Communist Party to compete for power? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include a really short story about a duck named Leroy who thinks he’s dead. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was The College of William and Mary.
Have the best Sunday in history aside from Sunday, May 20th, 2007.
Love the Madness
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-Alabama, True Romance
In what year did the Soviet Union first allow parties other than the Communist Party to compete for power? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include a really short story about a duck named Leroy who thinks he’s dead. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was The College of William and Mary.
Have the best Sunday in history aside from Sunday, May 20th, 2007.
Love the Madness
Trapper
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Saturday, March 29, 2008
I saw the movie Horton Sees a Who last night with The Girl. I had never seen a cartoon movie before and it was good. Very good. I watched Michael Clayton a few days ago and the Horton movie is better.
Not every Remark can be good.
-Thomas Jefferson, 1786
What is the second oldest institution of higher learning in the US? I’m not positive what institution of higher learning means but my guess is college. Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include a lot of characters we commonly call letters. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for the auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was 1964.
Have an okay rest of Saturday.
Love the Madness
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Not every Remark can be good.
-Thomas Jefferson, 1786
What is the second oldest institution of higher learning in the US? I’m not positive what institution of higher learning means but my guess is college. Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include a lot of characters we commonly call letters. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for the auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was 1964.
Have an okay rest of Saturday.
Love the Madness
Trapper
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Friday, March 28, 2008
One of my friends emailed another friend and said his girlfriend was hot in a Midwest kind of way. We did a survey to determine how good it is to be hot in a Midwest way and the results indicate that it’s really good. That’s all.
The Beatles arrived in the US for the first time in what year? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include a list of numbers and a quote from someone who is medium height. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was oxygen.
Please have the best Friday ever.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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The Beatles arrived in the US for the first time in what year? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include a list of numbers and a quote from someone who is medium height. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was oxygen.
Please have the best Friday ever.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Thursday, March 27, 2008
I thought I saw Lindsay Lohan at the coffee shop this morning but it wasn’t her. I wanted to ask her if everyone thinks she looks like Lindsay Lohan but then I figured everyone asks her that so I just stared at her. She was wearing a shirt with lots of sequineds…very Hollywood. Now I’m thinking she tries to look like Lohan on purpose. I’m going to try to look like someone.
Joseph Priestley was credited with discovering what element? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Mickey Mouse.
Have an okay rest of Thursday please.
Love the madness.
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Joseph Priestley was credited with discovering what element? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Mickey Mouse.
Have an okay rest of Thursday please.
Love the madness.
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Wednesday, March 26, 2008
As you must know, the garbage at our house gets picked up on Wednesday mornings. That means I spend most of my day Wednesday dreading bringing the empty garbage’s from the street back to the side of the house when I get home. It is awful. This morning the garbage people came super early. So, before I left for work I drove my car to the street and put the empty garbage cans inside of and on top of my car and drove the empty cans from the street to the side of my house. It’s about twenty feet and I laughed to myself once about using my car while I was doing it. If a neighbor was watching they may have called some kind of social services. The garbage is now done and my day will be filled with nothing but joy. Joy and wonder maybe.
I’m forever done with talking about the garbage. Or maybe done forever. Or, maybe done until I talk about it again but that’s not going to happen for a while…maybe on my birthday.
What fictional character generates more money than any other? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was the Hawthorne Café.
Have the greatest Wednesday of your life please.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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I’m forever done with talking about the garbage. Or maybe done forever. Or, maybe done until I talk about it again but that’s not going to happen for a while…maybe on my birthday.
What fictional character generates more money than any other? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was the Hawthorne Café.
Have the greatest Wednesday of your life please.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Tuesday, March 25, 2008
• If you get two pair of Reef sandals you get a third pair free right now but the third pair need to be Trinidad’s or Recife’s which is meaningless because no one knows what those are so please click here to check it all out.
• Last night I got caught up on all the Friday Night Lights that I missed. I’m pretty sure it’s the only show I watch and that it’s the best show ever. If I was some sort of critic this is what I’d say…” I’m pretty sure it’s the only show I watch and that it’s the best show ever.”
• My glasses broke about six months ago. I still haven’t gotten them fixed.
What’s the name of the restaurant in Pulp Fiction? Very tough to get. Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was FDR.
Have a decent rest of Tuesday please.
Love the madness.
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• Last night I got caught up on all the Friday Night Lights that I missed. I’m pretty sure it’s the only show I watch and that it’s the best show ever. If I was some sort of critic this is what I’d say…” I’m pretty sure it’s the only show I watch and that it’s the best show ever.”
• My glasses broke about six months ago. I still haven’t gotten them fixed.
What’s the name of the restaurant in Pulp Fiction? Very tough to get. Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was FDR.
Have a decent rest of Tuesday please.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Monday, March 24, 2008
Here is an email I got from The Girl, who drove my car last night. This is unedited...
I drove your stinky car. I looked in the glove compartment for insurance and registration in case I got pulled over. This is what I found... 10 expired insurance cards, a registration card from 2006... very appropriate. Also, there are 5 parking tickets in your console!
When this president donated his papers to the federal government the Presidential Library system was established. Who was the president? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include three quotes from the president who is the answer…or something like that. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for the auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was Katharine Hepburn.
Have the best Monday ever.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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I drove your stinky car. I looked in the glove compartment for insurance and registration in case I got pulled over. This is what I found... 10 expired insurance cards, a registration card from 2006... very appropriate. Also, there are 5 parking tickets in your console!
When this president donated his papers to the federal government the Presidential Library system was established. Who was the president? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include three quotes from the president who is the answer…or something like that. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for the auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was Katharine Hepburn.
Have the best Monday ever.
Love the madness.
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Sunday, March 23, 2008
No. No, no no no. F-ck you, you don't owe it to yourself man, you owe it to me, 'cause tomorrow I'm gonna wake up and I'll be 50, and I'll still be doin' this shit. And that's all right. That's fine. I mean, you're sittin' on a winnin' lottery ticket. You're too much of a p-ssy to cash it in, and that's bullshit. 'Cause I'd do f-ckin' anything to have what you got. So would any of these f-ckin' guys. It'd be an insult to us if you're still here in 20 years. Hangin' around here is a f-ckin' waste of your time.
-Chuckie, Good Will Hunting
Who did the American Film Institute name as the greatest female screen legend ever? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include one quote by someone’s whose last name begins with the letter J and another quote by someone whose last name begins with A. Needless to say, this is an important auto-reply. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for it.
Yesterday’s answer was Brett Favre.
Have a really good Sunday please.
Love the madness.
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-Chuckie, Good Will Hunting
Who did the American Film Institute name as the greatest female screen legend ever? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include one quote by someone’s whose last name begins with the letter J and another quote by someone whose last name begins with A. Needless to say, this is an important auto-reply. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for it.
Yesterday’s answer was Brett Favre.
Have a really good Sunday please.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Saturday, March 22, 2008
- Here’s a real customer comment regarding the Daily Remark... ”The remarks are good but way too long.”
- Under these circumstances I would normally write the longest remark ever but that feels too obvious.
- Accordingly, there will be no section three today.
What quarterback has the most career passing touchdowns in the NFL? I’d like to open up right now and tell you I missed this one. Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include a list of seven athletes who I’ve met. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for the auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was Rapper’s Delight by the Sugarhill Gang.
Have an amazing rest Saturday
Love the madness.
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Friday, March 21, 2008
Your feedback on Tuesday about our mini promo was so super positive that we turned it into our home page. Really, maybe just one person sent an email about liking the mini thing but sometimes that’s all it takes. I feel a lot of love in the room.
One of our suppliers took a bunch of us out to dinner last night and one of the ladies at Moosejaw ordered lobster. Can you hardly?
ssb
According to my people, what was the first rap song to break into the Top 40 on the Billboard Hot 100 chart? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include two Run-DMC quotes as well as the number of toes on my feet named Larry. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was New York.
Have an okay Friday please.
Love the madness.
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One of our suppliers took a bunch of us out to dinner last night and one of the ladies at Moosejaw ordered lobster. Can you hardly?
ssb
According to my people, what was the first rap song to break into the Top 40 on the Billboard Hot 100 chart? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include two Run-DMC quotes as well as the number of toes on my feet named Larry. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was New York.
Have an okay Friday please.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Thursday, March 20, 2008
Today is the best day of the entire year. I’ll be answering emails while watching hoops but because no one likes hearing stories that aren’t about themselves I won’t bore you with details about my teams, bracket, etc. In fact, let’s spend today emailing about subjects that are completely unrelated to sports like laundry and ice cream and soap and garbage and love. Here’s a quote I don’t understand at all to get us started…
But when a young lady is to be a heroine, the perverseness of forty surrounding families cannot prevent her. Something must and will happen to throw a hero in her way.
-Jane Austen
The US Supreme Court first convened in what city? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Acapulco.
Have the best Thursday ever.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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But when a young lady is to be a heroine, the perverseness of forty surrounding families cannot prevent her. Something must and will happen to throw a hero in her way.
-Jane Austen
The US Supreme Court first convened in what city? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Acapulco.
Have the best Thursday ever.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Wednesday, March 19, 2008
I played on Facebook for the first time last night. I went to The Girl’s Facebook page and sent messages to a bunch of her friends about flowers we got from the grocery store that are supposedly from the Mir space station. Dear The Girl – So sorry about it. I couldn’t help myself.
What’s city is listed first in USA Today’s World Forecast section? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Rage Against the Machine.
Have a decent Wednesday.
Love the madness.
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What’s city is listed first in USA Today’s World Forecast section? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Rage Against the Machine.
Have a decent Wednesday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Tuesday, March 18, 2008
If you’re over one and a half meters tall and have some free time please check out our new logo hoody and tee shirt section. Click Boy to check out the Men’s stuff and click Lady for the Girl’s stuff. If you order anything today I’ll add 411 Moosejaw points to your account. After you place an order please email me your order number and some kind of note about feeling exploited by me and the Daily Remark and I’ll take care of the points.
In 2000, what band caused trading to end early because they caused a giant crowd to gather as they played on Wall Street? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Kennedy.
Have the best Tuesday of your life.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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In 2000, what band caused trading to end early because they caused a giant crowd to gather as they played on Wall Street? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Kennedy.
Have the best Tuesday of your life.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Monday, March 17, 2008
- Last night The Girl mentioned she had no gas in her car. So, I went out and filled her car up. Not only is it the nicest I’ve ever done, I’m pretty sure it’s the nicest thing anyone has ever done for anyone.
- I watched about twenty minutes of Babel every day over the past ten days or so. I finished it last night. I liked it and I’m now recommending that all movies be shown in annoying increments instead of all at once. As expected, young Hollywood is up in arms about the idea.
- Please skip to bullet point four.
- Bullet point.
Who was the first US President to appoint a woman as his presidential physician? Presidential physician may not be the correct technical term but hopefully the question still makes sense. Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include a list of three presidents who I haven’t had dinner with and one president who has had dinner but not with me. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was Tennessee.
Have the best Monday ever with the exception of Monday, March 4th.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Sunday, March 16, 2008
Ed Harken: A lot of you have been hearing the affiliates complaining about a lack of diversity on the news team.
Champ Kind: What in the hell's diversity?
Ron Burgundy: Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.
-Anchorman
What was the first US state to enact prohibition? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer today’s auto-reply will include your favorite athlete in each of the four major sports. Please note, that it is incredibly likely that the information will be inaccurate. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was the Ottoman Empire.
Have the best rest of Saturday ever.
Have a really good Sunday.
Trapper
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Champ Kind: What in the hell's diversity?
Ron Burgundy: Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.
-Anchorman
What was the first US state to enact prohibition? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer today’s auto-reply will include your favorite athlete in each of the four major sports. Please note, that it is incredibly likely that the information will be inaccurate. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was the Ottoman Empire.
Have the best rest of Saturday ever.
Have a really good Sunday.
Trapper
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Saturday, March 15, 2008
- This is important…In our house when I was a kid we would always run the water for a couple seconds after turning the disposal off. The Girl does it in reverse order…she turns the water off and then let’s the disposal keep going for a couple moments. I’m wondering which way is best. I’m looking it up now. Please hold. Okay, I’m back. Please click This Is Tedious to check out a link.
- Dsfhsadkljf
- Let the children's laughter remind us how we used to be. Everybody searching for a hero. People need someone to look up to. I never found anyone to fulfill my needs. A lonely place to be. So I learned to depend on me. -Whitney, The Greatest Love of All
The Treaty of Karlowitz marked the beginning of the decline of what empire? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include a list of letters and their corresponding numbers. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was the Pittsburgh Pirates.
Have the best rest of Saturday ever.
Love the madness.
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Friday, March 14, 2008
My dog sh*t all over the floor this morning. I wanted to rip the carpet up. The girl preferred to clean it. It was the worst morning of my life. I can’t stand myself.
What was the original name of the Pittsburgh Steelers? Today is an auto-reply day. I’m not positive what we’re going to include on the auto-reply day in addition to the answer but I imagine it will be riveting. Also, I don’t know who ‘we’ are. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for the auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was the University of Georgia.
Have an okay rest of Friday.
Love the madness.
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What was the original name of the Pittsburgh Steelers? Today is an auto-reply day. I’m not positive what we’re going to include on the auto-reply day in addition to the answer but I imagine it will be riveting. Also, I don’t know who ‘we’ are. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for the auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was the University of Georgia.
Have an okay rest of Friday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Thursday, March 13, 2008
I’ve been getting a bloody nose every once in a while when I run. I assume this is a very good sign. Although I don’t stretch at all, after I run I walk for about a minute. While I was walking yesterday I ended up having a stop and chat with a neighbor acquaintance. When I got home I realized my nose had been bleeding and the NA (neighbor acquaintance) had said nothing. I could have died.
What was the first public university to open in the US? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Hamlet.
Have a decent rest of Thursday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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What was the first public university to open in the US? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Hamlet.
Have a decent rest of Thursday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Wednesday, March 12, 2008
• I can’t stand that Hillary’s whole pitch on Barack being her vice-president thing is working. It’s effective because the media keeps talking about it. As a part of that machine I’m going to stop typing about it now.
• This is a very good video. Click here to check it out.
• Hi machine.
What was Shakespeare’s longest play? William Shakespeare. Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Happy Feet.
Have an amazing rest of Wednesday please.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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• This is a very good video. Click here to check it out.
• Hi machine.
What was Shakespeare’s longest play? William Shakespeare. Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Happy Feet.
Have an amazing rest of Wednesday please.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
• I asked The Girl for a piece of gum and she had her gum out of the wrappers and loose in a zip lock baggy. I’ve never seen that before and didn’t realize to question it until this morning. I’m certain it’s a sign that she’s ready to break up with me.
• See the movie In Bruges.
• Bullet point
What was the top-selling DVD in 2007? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was American Idol.
Have the best Tuesday ever.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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• See the movie In Bruges.
• Bullet point
What was the top-selling DVD in 2007? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was American Idol.
Have the best Tuesday ever.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Monday, March 10, 2008
Yesterday will mark the first time ever that I had time to run or go on the elliptical and I didn’t do it. I wanted to see what it was like to relax. I am probably going to die.
What was the most popular tv show in 2007? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer today’s auto-reply will include three quotes from human men. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was Cuba.
Have an okay rest of Monday please.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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What was the most popular tv show in 2007? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer today’s auto-reply will include three quotes from human men. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was Cuba.
Have an okay rest of Monday please.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Sunday, March 09, 2008
Max Fischer : Dr. Guggenheim, I don't want to tell you how to do your job. But the fact is, no matter how hard I try, I still might flunk another class. If that means I have to stay on for a post-graduate year, so be it...
Dr. Nelson Guggenheim : - We don't offer a post-graduate year.
Max Fischer : Well, we don't offer it yet.
-Rushmore
According to my people, what country has the most number of physicians per capita? I think physicians means doctors. Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include my favorite song, movie and dance move. This is important. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for the auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was Daytona.
Have the best Sunday ever.
Love the madness.
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Dr. Nelson Guggenheim : - We don't offer a post-graduate year.
Max Fischer : Well, we don't offer it yet.
-Rushmore
According to my people, what country has the most number of physicians per capita? I think physicians means doctors. Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include my favorite song, movie and dance move. This is important. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for the auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was Daytona.
Have the best Sunday ever.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Saturday, March 08, 2008
Why not have some sort of sleigh that you can put all your garbage cans and recycling bins on that you can attach to your car so you can take everything out in one swift shift? I just Googled it and, as far as I can tell, there’s nothing out there. This could be big. I’m on it. More to come.
Bill: What if you mix the mayonnaise in the can, WITH the tunafish? Or... hold it! Chuck! I got it! Take LIVE tuna fish, and FEED 'em mayonnaise! Oh this is great.
Bill: Call Starkist!
-Night Shift
According to my people, the first stock car race was held in what US city? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include two quotes from car movies and one quote from Rachel Ray. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was Indonesia.
Have an alright Saturday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Bill: What if you mix the mayonnaise in the can, WITH the tunafish? Or... hold it! Chuck! I got it! Take LIVE tuna fish, and FEED 'em mayonnaise! Oh this is great.
Bill: Call Starkist!
-Night Shift
According to my people, the first stock car race was held in what US city? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include two quotes from car movies and one quote from Rachel Ray. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was Indonesia.
Have an alright Saturday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Friday, March 07, 2008
We have the best new contest ever this month. Please click I saw someone at the gas station this morning who I know so I left and went to a different gas station to check it out. This isn’t the first time I’ve left a gas station after I saw a human person I know.
According to my people, more human people live near active volcanoes in this country than any other? What is the country? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include a list of everything on the table I front of me. I can assure you it will be incredibly boring to read. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for the auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was March 4th.
Have an incredible Friday please.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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According to my people, more human people live near active volcanoes in this country than any other? What is the country? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include a list of everything on the table I front of me. I can assure you it will be incredibly boring to read. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for the auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was March 4th.
Have an incredible Friday please.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Thursday, March 06, 2008
We have lots of shoes and boots 50% off right now. Actually, when we started this promo on Monday we had lots. Now we probably have a lot which is a little less than lots. Please click many people believe ‘a lot’ is actually more than ‘lots’ and we appreciate you having the courage to fight back to check it out.
Before the presidential inauguration was changed to January 20th, presidents were sworn into office on this date? What is the date? This is a really fun question. Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Ed Viesturs.
Have an alright Thursday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Before the presidential inauguration was changed to January 20th, presidents were sworn into office on this date? What is the date? This is a really fun question. Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Ed Viesturs.
Have an alright Thursday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Wednesday, March 05, 2008
I had our garbage in four garbage can things for pick up this morning. The Girl thought we looked super wasteful so she compressed all the garbage into two garbage cans. This is important on several levels.
Thanks for having me today.
Who was the first American climber to summit all of the world’s fourteen 8,000 meter peaks? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com. This is important.
Yesterday’s answer was Princeton.
Have a pretty good Tuesday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
- I am considering running for neighborhood commissioner.
- This is the first time The Girl has ever helped with the garbage.
- Paul Revere’s girlfriend, who he also referred to as The Girl, began taking the garbage out just one week before Revere made his famous ride through Boston.
- In order to be as boring as possible they have asked me to mention the garbage weekly.
Thanks for having me today.
Who was the first American climber to summit all of the world’s fourteen 8,000 meter peaks? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com. This is important.
Yesterday’s answer was Princeton.
Have a pretty good Tuesday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Tuesday, March 04, 2008
On this date, in 1821, James Monroe was inaugurated. According to my people, Monroe is the fellow holding the flag in the painting of Washington crossing the Delaware. And, Delaware isn’t easy to spell. So, it only feels right that if you place an order for anything today I’ll add 379 Moosejaw points to your account. Actually, if you order something from Moosejaw I’ll add 379 points to your account. But, if you order anything else today…an iPod, a pizza and can somehow prove it via email I’ll add 77 points to your account. I think I’m onto something awful here which likely means that, in time, it will be seen as revolutionary or something like that. Maybe not. The second after you place your order shoot me an email with your order number and I’ll solve the rest.
In the movie, Bring It On: All or Nothing, what was the nickname of Brittney’s school? When I say nickname I mean like the Tigers in Detroit Tigers. Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com. This is important.
Yesterday’s answer was Princeton.
Have a pretty good Tuesday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
In the movie, Bring It On: All or Nothing, what was the nickname of Brittney’s school? When I say nickname I mean like the Tigers in Detroit Tigers. Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com. This is important.
Yesterday’s answer was Princeton.
Have a pretty good Tuesday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Monday, March 03, 2008
When I went to the drive through Starbucks this morning I placed my order in a made up language. I said something like “Kata Bidda. Okie Gintinto, Secky Repefito.” Then I said I was sorry and ordered in English. The only reason I did it is because I was trying to think of something to say in the remark today and I couldn’t think of anything so I decided to make a fool of myself and then write about it. My life has become nothing more than a tragic attempt to get pen to paper. Apparently, Benedict Arnold and Jim Jones went through the exact same thing.
Ethan Coen, of the Coen brothers, graduated from what college? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include two quotes from Coen brothers’ movies and one quote from Patti Labelle. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was 84.
Have the best Monday in history. Really.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Ethan Coen, of the Coen brothers, graduated from what college? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include two quotes from Coen brothers’ movies and one quote from Patti Labelle. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was 84.
Have the best Monday in history. Really.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
