Friday, January 23, 2009
I’m going to The Girl’s friend’s grandma’s birthday party tonight. They said I should just leave it at that. It’s probably going to be great. At least I didn’t know about it until this morning.
What two South American countries don’t border Brazil? Today is an auto-reply day. The best part of the auto-reply will be the complete exclusion of references to anyone named Matt. Please email Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important message.
Yesterday’s answer was Constantinople.
Have a sucky Friday.
Love the madness.
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What two South American countries don’t border Brazil? Today is an auto-reply day. The best part of the auto-reply will be the complete exclusion of references to anyone named Matt. Please email Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important message.
Yesterday’s answer was Constantinople.
Have a sucky Friday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Thursday, January 22, 2009
- My dog threw up in my car this morning. That was a fun way to start the day.
- We have the fourteenth best contest going this month. Please click Chicken Noodle Soup to check it out. They made me use Chicken Noodle. I wanted to use a cold soup.
- Bullet point three please.
Yesterday’s answer was the Arctic Ocean.
Have a really, really good rest of Thursday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Is there anything worse than going to dinner with friends who are boys and getting a waiter instead of a waitress? It ruins the entire night. I believe it’s respectable and in fact, honorable, to ask for a waiter-waitress swap. Please call your people for more information.
Which is the shallowest ocean? Please email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Portugal.
Have a pretty good Wednesday.
Love the madness.
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Which is the shallowest ocean? Please email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Portugal.
Have a pretty good Wednesday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Tuesday, January 20, 2009
- One time over the summer I turned the heat way up in the car and made a sauna. It was great. I tried to do it again yesterday and it didn't work quite as well as over the summer. Please feel free to take this idea and turn it into the next Google.
- Please don't do the car thing. It's probably bad for you and I cannot be responsible for anyone in the world.
- Love you.
What's the westernmost country of mainland Europe? Please email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday's answer was the University of Rhode Island.
Have an alright Tuesday please.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Monday, January 19, 2009
Someone just asked me why I never wear anything red. It's true and I'm not sure why. It's true that someone asked me and it's true that it's true. I'll be wearing something red tomorrow and I'll let everyone know how it goes. I'm thinking about dressing up as either raw meat or a dodgeball.
Where did Christiane Amanpour go to college? Today is an auto-reply day. The auto-reply will exclude all words that begin with the letters T and S. Please email Trapper@moosejaw.com for the auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was Sienna and Marissa.
Have a good Monday.
Love the madness.
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Where did Christiane Amanpour go to college? Today is an auto-reply day. The auto-reply will exclude all words that begin with the letters T and S. Please email Trapper@moosejaw.com for the auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was Sienna and Marissa.
Have a good Monday.
Love the madness.
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Sunday, January 18, 2009
Calmer than you are.
-Walter, The Big Lebowski
Who would everyone rather kiss... Sienna Miller and Marissa Miller or Kate Hudson and Kate Moss? Today is an auto-reply day but it's a really important auto-reply day. Please email Trapper@moosejaw.com for the auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was Andrew Jackson.
Have the best rest of Sunday of your life.
Love the madness.
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-Walter, The Big Lebowski
Who would everyone rather kiss... Sienna Miller and Marissa Miller or Kate Hudson and Kate Moss? Today is an auto-reply day but it's a really important auto-reply day. Please email Trapper@moosejaw.com for the auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was Andrew Jackson.
Have the best rest of Sunday of your life.
Love the madness.
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Saturday, January 17, 2009
Last night The Girl got a little frustrated with me because I wouldn't help her with a project that she started at about midnight. I said the following to her... "Please love me for everything that I am not." I have no idea what it means but it seems to have worked and no one was mad at me anymore. ssb
What president's nickname was Old Hickory? Please email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com. It's an auto-reply day and it'll be a really, really good one.
Yesterday's answer was Penelope Cruz.
Have a pretty good Saturday please.
Love the madness.
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What president's nickname was Old Hickory? Please email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com. It's an auto-reply day and it'll be a really, really good one.
Yesterday's answer was Penelope Cruz.
Have a pretty good Saturday please.
Love the madness.
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Friday, January 16, 2009
Last night a friend of mine who is a girl lost in a tennis match to another girl who used to be a boy.
Who is prettier…Megan Fox in Transformers or Penelope Cruz in Blow? Please email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com. It’ll be an auto-reply but it’s probably a really good one and certainly way better than last night’s which got a lot of complaints. Really, that Last Night thing may not be true.
Yesterday’s answer was Geneva.
Have an amazing Friday please.
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Who is prettier…Megan Fox in Transformers or Penelope Cruz in Blow? Please email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com. It’ll be an auto-reply but it’s probably a really good one and certainly way better than last night’s which got a lot of complaints. Really, that Last Night thing may not be true.
Yesterday’s answer was Geneva.
Have an amazing Friday please.
Trapper
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Thursday, January 15, 2009
Two total emergencies – I just had my first real artichoke and Lisa from Arizona was recently named the third greatest person in the world behind the person who invented the Soft Soap Wig and someone named Steve from Cleveland.
The World Health Organization’s headquarters is located in what city? Please email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com. It’ll be great.
Yesterday’s answer was Harvard Law School.
Have a decent rest of Thursday.
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The World Health Organization’s headquarters is located in what city? Please email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com. It’ll be great.
Yesterday’s answer was Harvard Law School.
Have a decent rest of Thursday.
Trapper
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Wednesday, January 14, 2009
We are sorry to announce the Daily Remark groups in Las Vegas as well as Cheyenne are shutting down due to lack of participation.
What’s the oldest law school in the US? Please email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Deer Hunter.
Have your ninth best Wednesday so far this year.
Trapper
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What’s the oldest law school in the US? Please email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Deer Hunter.
Have your ninth best Wednesday so far this year.
Trapper
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Tuesday, January 13, 2009
I couldn’t sleep last night because I had a Roger Waters’ song in my head and one of the lines is “And he teetered on a parapet” and I couldn’t figure out what a parapet was and when I finally couldn’t take it anymore I turned on my computer and looked it up and then couldn’t fall back asleep which means that I slept from about 1-3 last night and no one likes me and the freshly squeezed orange juice that I’m drinking right now that I bought all by myself doesn’t even taste that good.
Christopher Walken won Best Supporting Actor for his role in what movie? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was four.
Have a pretty good Tuesday.
Trapper
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Christopher Walken won Best Supporting Actor for his role in what movie? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was four.
Have a pretty good Tuesday.
Trapper
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Monday, January 12, 2009
Emergency – The Girl is making me go to an event at an art museum. It is going to ruin every day of my life until the event actually happens. I’m for sure dressing up as Thomas Jefferson for it. I’ll actually be quite surprised if I’m the only one there in a colonial wig so maybe I won’t do that.
How many ACC schools are located in North Carolina? Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for the answer. It’ll be an auto-reply but it will still probably be the only email you get today that has the answer to this question.
Yesterday’s answer was Kim Basinger.
Have the best Monday ever.
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How many ACC schools are located in North Carolina? Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for the answer. It’ll be an auto-reply but it will still probably be the only email you get today that has the answer to this question.
Yesterday’s answer was Kim Basinger.
Have the best Monday ever.
Trapper
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Sunday, January 11, 2009
In Vegas, everybody's gotta watch everybody else. Since the players are looking to beat the casino, the dealers are watching the players. The box men are watching the dealers. The floor men are watching the box men. The pit bosses are watching the floor men. The shift bosses are watching the pit bosses. The casino manager is watching the shift bosses. I'm watching the casino manager. And the eye-in-the-sky is watching us all.
-Ace, Casino
Who played the female lead in the original Batman? Please email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com. It’ll be a special Sunday auto-reply that really won’t be all that special.
Yesterday’s answer was France.
Have an decent rest of Sunday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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-Ace, Casino
Who played the female lead in the original Batman? Please email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com. It’ll be a special Sunday auto-reply that really won’t be all that special.
Yesterday’s answer was France.
Have an decent rest of Sunday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Saturday, January 10, 2009
I’ve been eating a lot of sherbet lately. I haven’t opened up about it until now because it’s really been a test period and I hadn’t come to any final conclusions. Here is a short list of my findings…
The first practical submarine was built in what country? Please email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com It’ll be an auto-reply and it will probably be pretty boring.
Yesterday’s answer was 1933.
Have an okay rest of Saturday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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- I prefer sherbert to sherbet but sherbet is right. We’ve gone through this previously.
- The sherbet I’ve been enjoying is yellow, orange and green. The green is a little icier than the yellow or orange and never tastes as good as the other colors even when microwaved for the perfect amount of time.
- Sherbet doesn’t taste as good as plain old vanilla ice cream when mixed with most cereals.
- As long as technique is prioritized, sherbet is typically a better dancer than ice cream.
- Sherbet is easier to clean than ice cream.
- Sherbet is easy to place on the top of almost any car.
The first practical submarine was built in what country? Please email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com It’ll be an auto-reply and it will probably be pretty boring.
Yesterday’s answer was 1933.
Have an okay rest of Saturday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Friday, January 09, 2009
There was someone walking outside my house this morning dressed up as a full tiger and I am not making that up. I am now of the belief that there is nothing more important than practicing for Halloween really, really early.
Construction on the Golden Gate Bridge began in what year…1933, 1943 or 1953? Today is the best auto-reply day today. Please email Trapper@moosejaw.com to get it. Okay thanks.
Yesterday’s answer was Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Have the best Friday ever.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Construction on the Golden Gate Bridge began in what year…1933, 1943 or 1953? Today is the best auto-reply day today. Please email Trapper@moosejaw.com to get it. Okay thanks.
Yesterday’s answer was Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Have the best Friday ever.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Thursday, January 08, 2009
Is there anything better than pulling all the lint off the lint holder thing in the dryer? Sometimes I let it build up just for fun. Unfortunately, I just went online to see if anyone else had ever talked about lint dryer stuff and I learned that allowing lint to build up is a fire hazard. In fact, most of the articles imply that my failure to clean the lint regularly has already led to the decline of society in the same way that reading books led to the decline of Rome.
Prohibition was repealed under whose presidency? Please email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Bittersweet Symphony by The Verve.
Have an alright rest of Thursday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Prohibition was repealed under whose presidency? Please email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Bittersweet Symphony by The Verve.
Have an alright rest of Thursday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Wednesday, January 07, 2009
This is a guest remark from someone at Moosejaw who asked that I not mention any names. I wish I had thought to do this…
"A few days a week, when no one is looking, I open up other people’s lunches in the fridge just to see what they’ve got going. For sure something is wrong with me but I see no reason to stop doing it."
That’s all.
What’s the song at the end of Cruel Intentions? I saw it last night and it’s good. I was going to say Very Good but I rarely say Very and I don’t want to use it here. Please email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was New Hampshire.
Have the best Wednesday ever.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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"A few days a week, when no one is looking, I open up other people’s lunches in the fridge just to see what they’ve got going. For sure something is wrong with me but I see no reason to stop doing it."
That’s all.
What’s the song at the end of Cruel Intentions? I saw it last night and it’s good. I was going to say Very Good but I rarely say Very and I don’t want to use it here. Please email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was New Hampshire.
Have the best Wednesday ever.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Tuesday, January 06, 2009
Remember that the brain is finite. Be sure to learn nothing new ever.
What’s state’s motto is Live Free or Die? Please email Trapper@moosejaw.com for the answer. It’ll be fun.
Yesterday’s answer was George Washington.
Have the best Tuesday ever.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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What’s state’s motto is Live Free or Die? Please email Trapper@moosejaw.com for the answer. It’ll be fun.
Yesterday’s answer was George Washington.
Have the best Tuesday ever.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Monday, January 05, 2009
This is probably my favorite guest Daily Remark ever and it comes from Rachel in Madison. I’m going to paraphrase her email because it was so long no human could read actually it. And, I mean that as high praise. And, I don’t really know if I used the word Paraphrase correctly. Here we go…
I’ve been reading the Daily Remark for about a year now. Your worst remark ever was posted June 27, 2008. Here is that remark…I’m going to start working as a security person at the airport and tell everyone to have a good flight and see how many people tell me to have a good flight too. I thought of this all by myself. That’s all. Love you and happiest New Years. Rachel.
What US President gave the first State of the Union address? Today is an auto-reply. I am still not doing the answers or auto-replies. I’m also still under six feet tall. Please email Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was Troy, Michigan.
Have an alright Monday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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I’ve been reading the Daily Remark for about a year now. Your worst remark ever was posted June 27, 2008. Here is that remark…I’m going to start working as a security person at the airport and tell everyone to have a good flight and see how many people tell me to have a good flight too. I thought of this all by myself. That’s all. Love you and happiest New Years. Rachel.
What US President gave the first State of the Union address? Today is an auto-reply. I am still not doing the answers or auto-replies. I’m also still under six feet tall. Please email Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was Troy, Michigan.
Have an alright Monday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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