Moosejaw Daily Madness

One funny trick to play on people when you’re on vacation is to steal everyone’s license the day you’re getting on the plane and let them spend at least an hour looking around for it. The key is to make your friends really mad at you. If the license game is too tough to pull off please try the same concept with an iPod. Thank you for your time.

What was the last state in the continental US to become a state? I don't love the way that question sounds but I'm going with it anyway. Email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply. I know. Yesterday’s answer was Wembley Stadium.

Have a great Saturday.

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Tomorrow is going to be awful.

Who was the NBA coach of the year in 2008? Please email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for this amazing Monday auto-reply. Yesterday’s answer was Artemis.

Have a great Monday.

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• I’ve listened to Augustana so many times in a row that I don’t even like them anymore. Maybe it’s a him and not a them.
  
  
• Flight of the Conchords is coming to Michigan in a couple months. The Girl and I will be there. I’ll be the one in a tee shirt and Moosejaw hat. The Girl will probably be dressed up as President John Tyler’s first wife, Letitia.
  
  
• My favorite show ever is Friday Night Lights which means tonight will be the best night of my life. I find myself rooting for the Panthers the same way I root for Michigan.
  
  
• Sorry for saying Rooting and Root.

Who did Nixon beat in the 1968 presidential election? Please email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com and receive a boring auto-reply. Really boring. Yesterday’s answer was 1964.

Have a great Friday.

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I had an emergency contest last night between an Oreo and a Trader Joe's Vanilla Oreo which isn’t called actually called an Oreo. My goal was to determine which cookie tastes better with vanilla yogurt. Please click here to see the contestants prior to the contest. The Vanilla cookie won but not by much and I’m confident that if the Vanilla cookie is going to last in such events it needs to be a little crunchier.
In what year were residents of Washington DC able to vote in a presidential election for the first time? 1952, 1964 or 1976? Email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for the answer and an important auto-reply. Yesterday’s answer was 1952.

Have a sucky Thursday.

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There was a Moosejaw tee on Good Morning America a few days ago. If you click through here and get to the last minute and a half you’ll see Diane Sawyer summiting Mt. Baker. If you look closely you’ll notice that her undies are Moosejaw Unmentionables. That’s not true but if you get to the last minute and half you’ll see some hunk and half being interviewed in a Moosejaw tee.

The National Security Agency was established in what year? 1942, 1952 or 1962? Please email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for an auto-reply with at least one quote from A Few Good Men. Yesterday’s answer was Europe.

Have an alright Wednesday.

Love the Madness.

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I’m going to the Pistons game tonight with three human people. One of the people is a stranger. If he’s not wearing a hat or if he is wearing cologne then I’m going to pretend I have laryngitis and not talk to anyone. I’ll also try to ruin the game for all of us. Thanks for having me today and sorry about everything.

What's the second smallest continent in terms of area? In terms of. Please email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for an auto-reply. Really. Yesterday’s answer was the Tiber and I know I spelled it Tibor on the auto-reply and no one likes me.

Have a decent Tuesday.

Love the Madness.

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• They allowed me to include a video on the remark today. Please click here to check it out but don’t be mad at me if you don’t like it. And, It’s not all that appropriate for the kids. Actually, I wouldn’t watch it. It’s hyped up way too much. You’ve probably already seen it anyway. I can’t stand myself right now.
• We’re recommending that you wear a mask tomorrow.
• That’s all.

Rome is situated on what River? Please email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for this gripping auto-reply. Yesterday’s answer was John Lennon.

Have a fantastic Monday and they rarely say fantastic.

Love the Madness.

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And there is no such thing as a no sale call. A sale is made on every call you make. Either you sell the client some stock or he sells you a reason he can't. Either way a sale is made, the only question is who is gonna close? You or him? Now be relentless, that's it, I'm done.
-Jim Young, Boiler Room

Who was on the first cover of Rolling Stone? Please email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for an auto-reply. Enjoy it. Yesterday’s answer was Hawaii.

Love the Madness.

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You’d think Maine got screwed with their state abbreviation but I suggest otherwise. That’s all.

Over the past ten years the US Mint made a coin for each state. Which state's coin is being made last? Email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for this special Valentine’s Day auto-reply. Yesterday’s answer was 33.

Have a great Saturday.

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Rarely do I offer any advice so you know this is a special day. Please know that we don’t mean special in a good way. This weekend spend some time with family and friends but be on your Blackberry emailing and texting other family and friends the entire time. Do it to the point that no one likes you anymore. That’s all.

How old is Tiger Woods? 31, 33 or 35? Please email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.

Yesterday’s answer was Loch Ness.

Have an alright Friday.

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My advice for today is to spend at least two hours being especially compulsive about:

What you’re going to do for dinner tonight.
If you go out to dinner are you going to have dessert at dinner or ice cream in bed?
Are you going to have leftovers for tomorrow for lunch?
Is the house going to be messy before you leave for dinner which means you’ll have to clean it when you get home.
How many days until garbage day?

That’s all.

The Loch Ness monster is located in what region of Scotland? Please email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for an auto-reply that will include three quotes from people who have lived on one planet only.

Yesterday’s answer was The Battle of Trenton.

Have a great Wednesday.

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You know how James Lipton asks his guests that series of questions and one of the questions is What Sound Do You Like Least? Mine is the laugh track on normal TV shows. I can’t stand it so much that I can’t watch a normal sitcom or anything like that. Try listening to the laugh track the next time you’re watching a show. Hopefully, it’ll end up ruining your life too.

Sorry for starting the previous paragraph with You Know How.

And, ssb.

What two countries signed the Treaty of Pressburg? Please email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for an auto-reply that will include at least one movie quote. Possibly two.

Yesterday’s answer was the Desmond Howard.

Have an decent Tuesday.

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I have a special drawer at home. Please don’t tell anyone. It’s in the kitchen and it’s not a secret drawer…Just a special drawer.

I got new shoes yesterday. They’re not broken in at all and I look like Nikita Khruschev.

I’ve never taken a nap.

What NFL punt returner has the record for the most punt yards returned in one season? Email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for this auto-reply.

Yesterday’s answer was the Indian Ocean.

Have an alright Monday.

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Young Chas Tenenbaum: Well, did you at least think the characters were well developed?
Royal: What characters? There's a bunch of little kids dressed up in animal costumes.
Young Margot Tenenbaum: Good night, everyone.
Royal: Well, sweetie, don't get mad at me. That's just one man's opinion.
-Royal Tenenbaums

What is the third largest ocean? Please email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for this special Sunday auto-reply.

Yesterday’s answer was Charles Darwin.

Have a great Sunday.

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Last night I thought someone was going to tell me that I was cute but it didn’t happen.

Sometimes when I play pool I forget whether I’m supposed to be looking at the cue ball or the object ball or both.

Sometimes when I’m carrying my sword all day I still feel like I’m wearing it even hours after I take it off.

Sometimes people are mean and I think they probably have terrible lives and then I realize that may not actually be true.

Who wrote The Expression of the Emotions in Man and Animals? Email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for another amazing auto-reply. I hate alliteration.

Yesterday’s answer was Ashgabat.

Have a better Saturday.

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