Tuesday, October 31, 2006
Happiest Halloween. If you haven't seen the Moosejaw and theJaw home pages they're worth checking out.
The Girl loved the psychic/medium thing last night. She didn't get a reading but two of her friends did. One friend spent twenty minutes talking to a peanut butter and jelly sandwich she ate in second grade and another friend talked to a bird that died after crashing into her bedroom window in college.
Due to at least two hundred requests, please click I'm Making Potion in the Bathtub for the lyrics to Sheriff's I Never Needed Anyone. Maybe two people, not two hundred.
Today's question comes from Chris. Chris is the only person who replies to the Daily Remark in a floursecent green font. He asked me to make sure everyone knows about it. What US state is home to the most volcanic activity. Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday's answer was the European Union.
Please get some friends and strangers and enemies to sign up for the Daily Remark. Together, we can make the world a worse place.
Have an amazing Halloween.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
The Girl loved the psychic/medium thing last night. She didn't get a reading but two of her friends did. One friend spent twenty minutes talking to a peanut butter and jelly sandwich she ate in second grade and another friend talked to a bird that died after crashing into her bedroom window in college.
Due to at least two hundred requests, please click I'm Making Potion in the Bathtub for the lyrics to Sheriff's I Never Needed Anyone. Maybe two people, not two hundred.
Today's question comes from Chris. Chris is the only person who replies to the Daily Remark in a floursecent green font. He asked me to make sure everyone knows about it. What US state is home to the most volcanic activity. Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday's answer was the European Union.
Please get some friends and strangers and enemies to sign up for the Daily Remark. Together, we can make the world a worse place.
Have an amazing Halloween.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Monday, October 30, 2006
- I wanted the remark today to be simply the lyrics to Sheriff's When I'm With You but The Girl thought it would be the worst remark ever and not even in a good way.
- I've never told anyone this but every once in a while when there is a commercial going on Jeopardy I'll sneak over to Entertainment Tonight to see what's going on. If you're not all about baby Suri then something or something. I can't think of what that something is but you know what I'm saying maybe.
- The Girl is seeing a psychic this evening. Not a psychic.a medium. Actually, I think she said every medium is a psychic but not every psychic is a medium. It's like that whole square is a rectangle but a rectangle is not a square thing. Regardless, I predict she breaks up with me by midnight.
According to my people, in 2005 who used the internet more, people who live in the US or people who live in the European Union? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday's answer was Derek Jeter and Robinson Cano.
Have an incredible Monday. You might as well.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Sunday, October 29, 2006
NASA Director: This could be the worst disaster NASA's ever faced.
Gene Kranz: With all due respect, sir, I believe this is gonna be our finest hour.
-Apollo 13
Today's question comes from Jason in Connecticut. His named is really spelled Jayson but I told him I preferred Jason. What double play combination has the highest combined batting average in Major League Baseball history? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today's auto-reply will include four quotes by athletes. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for the auto-reply.
Yesterday's answer was Abraham Lincoln.
Have the best Sunday ever.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Gene Kranz: With all due respect, sir, I believe this is gonna be our finest hour.
-Apollo 13
Today's question comes from Jason in Connecticut. His named is really spelled Jayson but I told him I preferred Jason. What double play combination has the highest combined batting average in Major League Baseball history? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today's auto-reply will include four quotes by athletes. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for the auto-reply.
Yesterday's answer was Abraham Lincoln.
Have the best Sunday ever.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Friday, October 27, 2006
- We have a few ants in our office. They are all in the corner where the marketing squad sits. We've noticed the ants are hard workers so instead of getting ant traps or calling an exterminator the person who runs the warehouse is trying to figure out a way for the ants to help pack boxes. There is an ant I've named Looper who likes my keys. Please look forward to some fantastic ant worker invention by sundown tomorrow.
- I just got a ticket for Michigan-Ohio State in Columbus. Michigan is for sure going to lose to Northwestern tomorrow because of it.
- The programmers screwed something up and deleted a bunch of emails for people who are supposed to receive the Daily Remark and I don't like anyone because of it. There is no question that in a year when there are a thousand less subscribers than there are supposed to be I will be blamed and fired. If you're bored please tell nine people you know and two strangers to sign up. Any new subscriber gets 100 Moosejaw points.
- Tough loss last night.
- I don't like this remark.
Today's question comes from CHamms who works at Moosejaw in Grosse Pointe. CHamms was the person who threw the cup at Ron Artest a couple years ago. No he wasn't. Who is the only coach to win an NCAA Championship as well as an NBA Championship? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday's answer was the pancreas.
Have an amazing Friday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Thursday, October 26, 2006
If you didn't read Tuesday’s remark this will make no sense…
The lunch that was brought in for me for my poker win yesterday was outstanding. I had an entire grocery bag which included two bags of pretzels, peppermint patties, a carton of animal crackers, two turkey sandwiches, a bag of carrots, two cokes and two Gatorades.
Here is a comment from the chef… Since Trapper is such a pickey eater, I wanted to make sure I covered all the bases. He gets a little cranky if he doesn't eat enough. So, I went ahead and put together a medley of everything from the list provided. It took me 2 hours to find the kind of turkey that isn't slimey. I got up at 4:15 a.m. to make the sandwiches, cool the drinks, freeze the peppermint patties, and make sure the carrots were not wet. To transport the meal to work, I buckled it in my front seat. When I beat Trapper in the next round of cards I am ordering lobster.
Today's question comes from Skip. Skip was the first person to have a whipple procedure with no anesthetic thus today's question. What organ does a whipple procedure deal with? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday's answer was the day before and the day after the Major League Baseball All-Star Game.
Have the greatest Thursday since the last Thursday in August.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
The lunch that was brought in for me for my poker win yesterday was outstanding. I had an entire grocery bag which included two bags of pretzels, peppermint patties, a carton of animal crackers, two turkey sandwiches, a bag of carrots, two cokes and two Gatorades.
Here is a comment from the chef… Since Trapper is such a pickey eater, I wanted to make sure I covered all the bases. He gets a little cranky if he doesn't eat enough. So, I went ahead and put together a medley of everything from the list provided. It took me 2 hours to find the kind of turkey that isn't slimey. I got up at 4:15 a.m. to make the sandwiches, cool the drinks, freeze the peppermint patties, and make sure the carrots were not wet. To transport the meal to work, I buckled it in my front seat. When I beat Trapper in the next round of cards I am ordering lobster.
Today's question comes from Skip. Skip was the first person to have a whipple procedure with no anesthetic thus today's question. What organ does a whipple procedure deal with? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday's answer was the day before and the day after the Major League Baseball All-Star Game.
Have the greatest Thursday since the last Thursday in August.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Wednesday, October 25, 2006
If you didn't read yesterday’s remark please do so before reading today's remark. Or don't but you'll be confused. Actually, you're probably better off being confused.
My lunch yesterday could not have started off better. It was really a breakfast, lunch, snack combination that began with some honey graham cereal thing and an apple. However, everything went way downhill when the main dish was served. The presentation was outstanding but it was some sort of rice, meat, goulash, stew-looking mixture that I had to send back to the kitchen. I felt bad about it and spent the rest of the day starving.
Here are some comments from the chef… I texted Trapper to see if he would like a lovely stew with rice, meat, and veggies. Simple enough, not a lot of spice, no butter, trimmed of all fat...to me, it was perfect. Trapper never texted me back, so I decided that is what he was getting. Adventurous, yes, but I was willing to risk it. I presented the meal with real silverware and in a container that resembled a trough. He looked at me with an open mouth, yelled, "I can't eat that" for all to hear, and stormed off. Enough said.
Today's question comes from Murf and it is not as tough as TJ's question yesterday. I mean that as a compliment to TJ and Murf. I choose to take just about everything as a compliment. Here we go. There are only two days in every year on which there are no professional sports games in the four major sports. Same two days every year. What are the two days? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday's answer was Lewis "Moses" Rose.
Tough Tigers loss last night. They'll win tonight.
Please have an incredible rest of Wednesday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
My lunch yesterday could not have started off better. It was really a breakfast, lunch, snack combination that began with some honey graham cereal thing and an apple. However, everything went way downhill when the main dish was served. The presentation was outstanding but it was some sort of rice, meat, goulash, stew-looking mixture that I had to send back to the kitchen. I felt bad about it and spent the rest of the day starving.
Here are some comments from the chef… I texted Trapper to see if he would like a lovely stew with rice, meat, and veggies. Simple enough, not a lot of spice, no butter, trimmed of all fat...to me, it was perfect. Trapper never texted me back, so I decided that is what he was getting. Adventurous, yes, but I was willing to risk it. I presented the meal with real silverware and in a container that resembled a trough. He looked at me with an open mouth, yelled, "I can't eat that" for all to hear, and stormed off. Enough said.
Today's question comes from Murf and it is not as tough as TJ's question yesterday. I mean that as a compliment to TJ and Murf. I choose to take just about everything as a compliment. Here we go. There are only two days in every year on which there are no professional sports games in the four major sports. Same two days every year. What are the two days? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday's answer was Lewis "Moses" Rose.
Tough Tigers loss last night. They'll win tonight.
Please have an incredible rest of Wednesday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Tuesday, October 24, 2006
I beat two of the girls at Moosejaw in Hold ‘Em yesterday. I get lunch today and tomorrow for winning. I pretty much bring a grocery cart full of food and eat all day. One of the girls emailed the other girl some possible options for me. Here is a copy of the email…
Snacks (plan on bringing 2 or 3 of the following in pretty big quantities (1/2-3/4 full sandwich baggy))
Pretzels
Animal Crackers (regular flavored, no frosting)
Honey Crisp Apples, cored and cut into wedges
Carrots (baby, pre-washed...sometimes celery, but only in conjunction with the carrots)
Dessert
Mini Peppermint Patties or Vanilla Trader Joe O's cookies (you'll find them in the frozen section of Trader Joe's on the shelf)
Drinks (2 of the following...can be two of the same)
Sprite (regular, no diet)
Coke
Gatorade (red or blue)
Main Dish
Leftover style meal - rice bowl - example, chicken (boneless skinless, cooked low fat) and rice...preferably brown rice or quinoa
Leftover style meal - stir fry - chicken, vegetables, and rice (basic difference being maybe a little soy sauce in the preparation)
Sandwich - Grilled bread with chicken breast or roasted turkey (nothing slimy or that comes packaged) Sandwich toppings should only include spicy mustard...nothing else
Today’s question comes from TJ and may be the most difficult question I’ve ever asked. Here we go…According to Texas Mythology, who was the Texan to climb over the wall of the Alamo and run away the night before the battle? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday's answer was Santorini.
Have an amazing Tuesday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Snacks (plan on bringing 2 or 3 of the following in pretty big quantities (1/2-3/4 full sandwich baggy))
Pretzels
Animal Crackers (regular flavored, no frosting)
Honey Crisp Apples, cored and cut into wedges
Carrots (baby, pre-washed...sometimes celery, but only in conjunction with the carrots)
Dessert
Mini Peppermint Patties or Vanilla Trader Joe O's cookies (you'll find them in the frozen section of Trader Joe's on the shelf)
Drinks (2 of the following...can be two of the same)
Sprite (regular, no diet)
Coke
Gatorade (red or blue)
Main Dish
Leftover style meal - rice bowl - example, chicken (boneless skinless, cooked low fat) and rice...preferably brown rice or quinoa
Leftover style meal - stir fry - chicken, vegetables, and rice (basic difference being maybe a little soy sauce in the preparation)
Sandwich - Grilled bread with chicken breast or roasted turkey (nothing slimy or that comes packaged) Sandwich toppings should only include spicy mustard...nothing else
Today’s question comes from TJ and may be the most difficult question I’ve ever asked. Here we go…According to Texas Mythology, who was the Texan to climb over the wall of the Alamo and run away the night before the battle? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday's answer was Santorini.
Have an amazing Tuesday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Friday, October 20, 2006
- For the first time since I left the space program I got sick of working out and got off the elliptical after a half hour. If I don't workout for an hour everyday I can't sleep so I filled the second hour lifting weights. I look like Fabio today but I'm in so much pain I can barely move. Who cares? Please don't answer that.
- I think the tallest person I've ever met is Robert Parrish.
- I have never broken up with a girl but I've been dumped several times. I believe a relationship is unnatural if the girl doesn't have total control.
- I've been thinking a lot of love lately.
- I rarely wear socks.
What is the world's largest rodent? Today is the last auto-reply day until tomorrow. In addition to the answer, today's auto-reply will include a quote from Jonny Carson, Letterman and Jon Stewart. Not necessarily in that order. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for the auto-reply.
Yesterday's answer was Cast Away.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Thursday, October 19, 2006
I met the garbage men for the first time yesterday. I feel sort of bad that I had never met them before. Do you know your garbage men? Please don't answer that. Here's a play about our first meeting.
Me: Hey. Can you take the entire garbage cans?
Garbage Man: Yeah. You moving?
Me: No. I'm going to get new garbage cans.
Garbage Man: Can you get the big cans with the big handles.
Me: Definitely.
Garbage Man: But, don't get them too big because the city has codes and we won't be able to take them.
Me: Got it. I'll make sure we have the best garbage cans in the world.
Garbage Man: Thanks man.
Me: I just made some strawberry shortcake. Do you want some?
Please note I made up that part about the strawberry shortcake and I am laughing so hard about it right now that I am in near tears. See you in the asylum.
A volleyball from what movie was sold at an auction for over $18,000? I am out of town so today is a very special Thursday auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today's auto-reply will include three quotes from the person who starred in the movie that is the answer to the question. That was slightly confusing. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for the auto-reply.
Yesterday's answer was Duke in 1991 and 1992.
Have an okay Wednesday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Me: Hey. Can you take the entire garbage cans?
Garbage Man: Yeah. You moving?
Me: No. I'm going to get new garbage cans.
Garbage Man: Can you get the big cans with the big handles.
Me: Definitely.
Garbage Man: But, don't get them too big because the city has codes and we won't be able to take them.
Me: Got it. I'll make sure we have the best garbage cans in the world.
Garbage Man: Thanks man.
Me: I just made some strawberry shortcake. Do you want some?
Please note I made up that part about the strawberry shortcake and I am laughing so hard about it right now that I am in near tears. See you in the asylum.
A volleyball from what movie was sold at an auction for over $18,000? I am out of town so today is a very special Thursday auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today's auto-reply will include three quotes from the person who starred in the movie that is the answer to the question. That was slightly confusing. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for the auto-reply.
Yesterday's answer was Duke in 1991 and 1992.
Have an okay Wednesday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Wednesday, October 18, 2006
Someone emailed me yesterday saying they were from Details magazine and wanted to do a story about Moosejaw and the Daily Remark. He said he would only do the story if he could interview The Girl. I didn't actually agree to that stipulation but I got super excited about the story and answered about six questions only to find out it was a trick. This is the second time it has happened. The first time someone pretended to be calling from Rolling Stone. I enjoy the prank and hope it keeps happening. No I don't. Yes I do. No I don't.
We just added a page to Moosejaw and theJaw that shows new Moosejaw stuff. I couldn't think of a better word than stuff. Please check it out when you're bored. Click here for the Moosejaw page. Click on the number 7,891 for theJaw page. The products are the same on both pages but the pics are different.
What college's basketball team was the last men's team to win the NCAA tourney in consecutive years? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday's answer was Kelly Clarkson.
Have an okay Wednesday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
We just added a page to Moosejaw and theJaw that shows new Moosejaw stuff. I couldn't think of a better word than stuff. Please check it out when you're bored. Click here for the Moosejaw page. Click on the number 7,891 for theJaw page. The products are the same on both pages but the pics are different.
What college's basketball team was the last men's team to win the NCAA tourney in consecutive years? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday's answer was Kelly Clarkson.
Have an okay Wednesday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Tuesday, October 17, 2006
- I am definitely going bald.
According to my people, only one musician had two songs in the Top Ten Most Popular Songs on the radio in 2005. Who was the artist? Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday's answer was Japan.
Have an outstanding Tuesday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Monday, October 16, 2006
- I had to have brunch with acquaintances yesterday.
"Hey, how's everything going?"
"Great. How are you doing?"
"Great."
"Your new nose looks great."
Anyway, someone at the brunch kept whistling. It was so annoying that I actually grew to enjoy it and when he stopped I asked if he would get it going again and then we became bff's. The two of us pretty much teamed up to ruin everything. - I was at the Tigers game Saturday night. Gets no better and I can't wait for the World Series.
- Monday bullet point please. Thank you. No thank you. Thank you and it was a pleasure.
In 2005, which country spent the most on its military.Saudi Arabia, Russia or Japan? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday's answer was A Middle English Vocabulary.
Have the best Monday ever.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Sunday, October 15, 2006
Commodus: Rise, rise.
[Maximus stands up, clenching an arrow head in his right hand]
Commodus: Your fame is well deserved, Spaniard. I don't think there's ever been a gladiator to match you. As for this young man, he insists you are Hector reborn. Or was it Hercules? Why doesn't the hero reveal himself and tell us all your real name? You do have a name.
Maximus: My name is Gladiator.
[turns away from Commodus]
Commodus: How dare you show your back to me! Slave, you will remove your helmet and tell me your name.
Maximus: [removes helmet and turns around to face Commodus] My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
-Gladiator
What was Tolkien’s first book? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include three quotes from people who are alive but good singers. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for the auto-reply.
Yesterday's answer was James Garfield.
Have a decent Sunday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
[Maximus stands up, clenching an arrow head in his right hand]
Commodus: Your fame is well deserved, Spaniard. I don't think there's ever been a gladiator to match you. As for this young man, he insists you are Hector reborn. Or was it Hercules? Why doesn't the hero reveal himself and tell us all your real name? You do have a name.
Maximus: My name is Gladiator.
[turns away from Commodus]
Commodus: How dare you show your back to me! Slave, you will remove your helmet and tell me your name.
Maximus: [removes helmet and turns around to face Commodus] My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
-Gladiator
What was Tolkien’s first book? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include three quotes from people who are alive but good singers. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for the auto-reply.
Yesterday's answer was James Garfield.
Have a decent Sunday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Saturday, October 14, 2006
I went to the Tigers game yesterday. Awesome game. The peanut man referred to me as the short one. Magglio Ordonez was wearing Moosejaw tee shirt when he did all his interviews on TV after the game.
I am sick. Stuffy nose, scratchy throat, achy. I probably have pneumonia. I hope I get at least seven minutes of sympathy from The Girl. Not the girl. The Girl.
Who was the last president to be born in a log cabin? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today's auto-reply will include four quotes from people who either have something to do with a log cabin or martians. I know…riveting. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for the auto-reply.
Yesterday's answer was Baltimore.
Have an amazing Saturday.
Go Blue.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
I am sick. Stuffy nose, scratchy throat, achy. I probably have pneumonia. I hope I get at least seven minutes of sympathy from The Girl. Not the girl. The Girl.
Who was the last president to be born in a log cabin? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today's auto-reply will include four quotes from people who either have something to do with a log cabin or martians. I know…riveting. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for the auto-reply.
Yesterday's answer was Baltimore.
Have an amazing Saturday.
Go Blue.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Friday, October 13, 2006
I got a definite second glance from a girl at Starbucks last night. It was so surprising that when I got home I checked the mirror to see if I looked especially good. I did look pretty good. I think it was the fact that I was wearing my glasses and a hat and you could barely see me.
Two guest Daily Remarks today. Here we go.
This one is from Cams…
I tried celery today and I wanted to let you know. I don't like it but I am going to keep eating it because (a) it's covered in peanut butter and (b) I am a nutrition major and I think I should like celery. Please include that in your daily remark tomorrow. Or don't. I just figure everyone should know that I hate celery. Love cams
This one is from an anonymous emailer…
What has happened to your mojo??
According to my people, the first railroad station in the US was in what city? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday's answer was Nolan Ryan.
Have an incredible Friday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Two guest Daily Remarks today. Here we go.
This one is from Cams…
I tried celery today and I wanted to let you know. I don't like it but I am going to keep eating it because (a) it's covered in peanut butter and (b) I am a nutrition major and I think I should like celery. Please include that in your daily remark tomorrow. Or don't. I just figure everyone should know that I hate celery. Love cams
This one is from an anonymous emailer…
What has happened to your mojo??
According to my people, the first railroad station in the US was in what city? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday's answer was Nolan Ryan.
Have an incredible Friday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Thursday, October 12, 2006
The Tigers are amazing. Can't wait for the game Friday night. It's supposed to snow. I will be dressed as if I'm climbing Everest. Please look for me on television. I may even wear a harness. No I won't. In fact, I'll probably get sick and won't be able to go.
A great Daily Remarker from Sacramento noticed that my name has been stolen and used for the new NHL '07 game on the PSP. Please click here to check it out. I have such an addictive personality that had I chosen to indulge in video games I would have been the person you knew in college who never ever left his room and played video games all day and night. I never played bongopoly either. Did I just say that?
Aside from Jackie Robinbson, what Major League Baseball player's jersey was retired by more teams than any other? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday's answer was Jackie Robinson. He was number 42.
Have the most outstanding Thursday of your life.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
A great Daily Remarker from Sacramento noticed that my name has been stolen and used for the new NHL '07 game on the PSP. Please click here to check it out. I have such an addictive personality that had I chosen to indulge in video games I would have been the person you knew in college who never ever left his room and played video games all day and night. I never played bongopoly either. Did I just say that?
Aside from Jackie Robinbson, what Major League Baseball player's jersey was retired by more teams than any other? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday's answer was Jackie Robinson. He was number 42.
Have the most outstanding Thursday of your life.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Wednesday, October 11, 2006
- Great win last night. I couldn't stand the announcers though. Sorry for being so mean about it.
- Can't they make saran wrap easier to use?
- If you haven't seen our current home page you should check it just because it is sort of funny.
- I have a bump in the middle of my head. If I go bald I'll look like stegosaurus.
- I was at the girl's sisters last night. They have a baby. I think they should make a crib look like a jail cell. The crib at their house isn't much of a stretch anyway. They could make great baby pajamas look like different jail outfits too... all orange, stripes, etc. If you steal this idea please name it after me.
In Major League baseball whose number is retired by every team? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday's answer was Wayne's World.
Have an amazing Wednesday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Tuesday, October 10, 2006
I went to the Tiger game Saturday instead of the Michigan-Michigan State game because the Tiger game Friday night was so great that I had to go on Saturday. Both Tiger games were among the best sporting events I've ever been to. I am only telling everyone this because so many people emailed about it yesterday and because no one likes me and because I have so many problems and insecurities that I need to find every opportunity possible to announce something good about myself. I am seeing my analyst tonight. I did get a ticket for the Tiger game Friday night. See what I mean.
We have the best contest ever on the site this month. Really. Please check it out when you're bored. Or don't.
What's the only Saturday Night Live spin-off movie to date to gross over $100 million? They said a spin-off includes exact characters from the show. Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday's answer was Rounders. The stars were Matt Damon and Edward Norton.
Have a decent Tuesday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
We have the best contest ever on the site this month. Really. Please check it out when you're bored. Or don't.
What's the only Saturday Night Live spin-off movie to date to gross over $100 million? They said a spin-off includes exact characters from the show. Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday's answer was Rounders. The stars were Matt Damon and Edward Norton.
Have a decent Tuesday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Monday, October 09, 2006
Here's a play from my house from yesterday.
The Girl: I don't think you should do movies quotes anymore. They're not funny.
Me: Like when.
The Girl: Today. Who cares about Kenny Rogers?
Me: Kenny Rogers is a pitcher for the Tigers not Kenny Rogers The Gambler Kenny Rogers.
The Girl: Oh. Well no one cares that you care about that and my sister said the same thing.
Me: Please tell your sister she is clueless. This is about me. It's a Mary Antoinette thing and I predict I go down the same way. Love you so much though, sorry for saying Mary Antoinette and please don't break up with me.
The costars of what movie played in the 1998 World Series of Poker? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday's answer was Pete Rose.
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The Girl: I don't think you should do movies quotes anymore. They're not funny.
Me: Like when.
The Girl: Today. Who cares about Kenny Rogers?
Me: Kenny Rogers is a pitcher for the Tigers not Kenny Rogers The Gambler Kenny Rogers.
The Girl: Oh. Well no one cares that you care about that and my sister said the same thing.
Me: Please tell your sister she is clueless. This is about me. It's a Mary Antoinette thing and I predict I go down the same way. Love you so much though, sorry for saying Mary Antoinette and please don't break up with me.
The costars of what movie played in the 1998 World Series of Poker? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday's answer was Pete Rose.
Have a good Monday.
Love the madness.
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Sunday, October 08, 2006
I think that, you know, with what happened with Kenny Rogers last night, I think it became instant, contagious.
-Jim Leyland
It's great that we were able to give our fans this, especially after what happened last week," said Kenny Rogers, who joined many of his teammates in running back onto the field with fully loaded champagne bottles to spray into the crowd. "We couldn't give them a division championship, but we got them a playoff win against the Yankees, and that's got to feel pretty sweet for everybody.
-Kenny Rogers
Who holds the Major League Baseball record for most games played? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today's auto-reply will include three quotes from the person who is the answer to the question. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for the auto-reply.
Yesterday's answer was New Zealand.
Have the best Sunday of your life.
Go Tigers.
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-Jim Leyland
It's great that we were able to give our fans this, especially after what happened last week," said Kenny Rogers, who joined many of his teammates in running back onto the field with fully loaded champagne bottles to spray into the crowd. "We couldn't give them a division championship, but we got them a playoff win against the Yankees, and that's got to feel pretty sweet for everybody.
-Kenny Rogers
Who holds the Major League Baseball record for most games played? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today's auto-reply will include three quotes from the person who is the answer to the question. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for the auto-reply.
Yesterday's answer was New Zealand.
Have the best Sunday of your life.
Go Tigers.
Love the madness.
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Saturday, October 07, 2006
- Amazing Tiger game last night. Gets no better.
- Obie Trice and 50 Cent were filming a video in the building across the street from our warehouse the past few days. We are friends with the people in the building and they asked us not to tell anyone until it was done. Now it’s done so I can speak freely. I feel like I’m back in Leningrad. At one point we were thinking about what we should bring over to Obie. The only suggestion I liked was Jack’s call for a turkey sandwich. Obie did end up coming over to our office and we gave him a Moosejaw tee shirt. I can’t wait to see him wearing it in the video. That’s all.
- Go Blue and bullet point please.
According to my people what was the first country to allow women to vote? This question actually sounds familiar to me but I could not find that I had asked it previously. It is probably familiar because I took Womens Studies at Michigan. Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer the auto-reply will include three quotes from ladies. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for the auto-reply.
Yesterday's answer was No. Dracula was a prince.
Have an amazing Saturday.
Love the madness.
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Friday, October 06, 2006
Amazing Tigers win yesterday.
I am concerned Michigan is going to overlook Michigan State this weekend. I was going to say very concerned but 'very' is as overused as the exclamation point so I am banning both from my text. Please alert your people. Michigan State is getting 16 points in Vegas. Last year the game went to overtime. I am not a bettor but if I was I'd take the points. Betting is illegal. So is stealing and not adding fabric softener when doing the wash.
Was Dracula really a Count? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday's answer was Communism. Marx joined the Communist League in 1847. The Communist Manifesto was published in 1848.
Have the greatest Friday ever.
Love the madness.
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I am concerned Michigan is going to overlook Michigan State this weekend. I was going to say very concerned but 'very' is as overused as the exclamation point so I am banning both from my text. Please alert your people. Michigan State is getting 16 points in Vegas. Last year the game went to overtime. I am not a bettor but if I was I'd take the points. Betting is illegal. So is stealing and not adding fabric softener when doing the wash.
Was Dracula really a Count? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday's answer was Communism. Marx joined the Communist League in 1847. The Communist Manifesto was published in 1848.
Have the greatest Friday ever.
Love the madness.
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Thursday, October 05, 2006
We have a big poker tournament going on at Moosejaw. I squeaked by to get to the second round yesterday by pulling out a king on the river to end up with a pair of kings to beat two queens. I haven't been luckier since Spring Break sophomore year in the Bahamas. I have no idea what that even means.
Please note the mean lawyer made me add the fact that it is not a poker tournament for money. No one likes to be edited. Actually, they said that Grimace didn't mind having his work edited in the early days.
Before you place your next order please be sure to check the promotions page because there is lots of free stuff you may be able to get that you might now know about. Please tell everyone. Or, don't do any of that.
Which came first, the notion of Communism or Marx and Engel's Communist Manifesto? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday's answer was one. The first George Bush.
Have an okay Thursday.
Love the madness.
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Please note the mean lawyer made me add the fact that it is not a poker tournament for money. No one likes to be edited. Actually, they said that Grimace didn't mind having his work edited in the early days.
Before you place your next order please be sure to check the promotions page because there is lots of free stuff you may be able to get that you might now know about. Please tell everyone. Or, don't do any of that.
Which came first, the notion of Communism or Marx and Engel's Communist Manifesto? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday's answer was one. The first George Bush.
Have an okay Thursday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Wednesday, October 04, 2006
Someone recently asked me what has been the best part about doing the Daily Remark for three years straight years. Without hesitation my answer was learning about the SHIFT/F3 rule.
If it ever comes up I tell people I won Best Smile in my seventh grade mock elections. Really, I came in second.
Tough Tigers loss last night. Derek Jeter is pretty good. If he knew about Moosejaw he's probably be a great customer. I still don't think he'd be allowed to purchase the Royale. Please read the product description when you click through. Or don't.
Since its inceptions, how many of the United States Representatives to the United Nations also served as president? President of the US. Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday's answer was none.
Have the best Wednesday in history.
Love the madness.
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If it ever comes up I tell people I won Best Smile in my seventh grade mock elections. Really, I came in second.
Tough Tigers loss last night. Derek Jeter is pretty good. If he knew about Moosejaw he's probably be a great customer. I still don't think he'd be allowed to purchase the Royale. Please read the product description when you click through. Or don't.
Since its inceptions, how many of the United States Representatives to the United Nations also served as president? President of the US. Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday's answer was none.
Have the best Wednesday in history.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Tuesday, October 03, 2006
If you're waiting in line at security at the airport and you are thinking of things to do after you put your blackberry in the grey box thing I recommend looking for pretty girls in line. You can also look for handsome boys.
One more important note for traveling... please prepare your hair for that machine that fires the air at you in the security line. For example, realizing my hair was going to get brushed back a bit I should have pushed my hair about a centimeter more forward than usual. Please try to use the metric system when doing the calculation before your next trip.
Soft soap and lima beans for everyone.
How many of the AFI's Top Ten greatest comedies ever came out in the past twenty years? This is an easy one to cheat on probably. Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday's answer was California.
Have an amazing Tuesday. For real.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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One more important note for traveling... please prepare your hair for that machine that fires the air at you in the security line. For example, realizing my hair was going to get brushed back a bit I should have pushed my hair about a centimeter more forward than usual. Please try to use the metric system when doing the calculation before your next trip.
Soft soap and lima beans for everyone.
How many of the AFI's Top Ten greatest comedies ever came out in the past twenty years? This is an easy one to cheat on probably. Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday's answer was California.
Have an amazing Tuesday. For real.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Monday, October 02, 2006
I went to the Florida-Alabama game in Gainesville on Saturday. The person next to me was touching me so much I couldn't stand it. It was ruining the game for me. So with about three minutes left in the third quarter I decided to take my shirt off. The thought was that no one would want to touch me half naked. Not only did the touching continue but unbeknownst to me, at the end of the third quarter, everyone in the stadium puts their arm around each other and sings some song. The stranger next to me had no problem at all grabbing my bare shoulders and singing with me. At that point I could do nothing but laugh.
I feel like a normal person today for some reason.
Unbeknownst.
According to US News and World Report, only one US state is home to two of the top ten hospitals in the US. What is the state? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday's answer was Herbert Hoover.
Have the best Monday ever.
Love the madness.
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I feel like a normal person today for some reason.
Unbeknownst.
According to US News and World Report, only one US state is home to two of the top ten hospitals in the US. What is the state? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday's answer was Herbert Hoover.
Have the best Monday ever.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Sunday, October 01, 2006
Do you ever get the feeling that there's something going on that we don't know about?
-Fenwick, Diner
After his presidency, what US President became the chairperson of the Hoover Commission on Administrative Reform? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today's auto-reply will include four riveting quotes by presidents. Please email Trapper@moosejaw.com for the auto-reply.
Yesterday's answer was Elvis.
Have the best Sunday in history.
Love the madness.
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-Fenwick, Diner
After his presidency, what US President became the chairperson of the Hoover Commission on Administrative Reform? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today's auto-reply will include four riveting quotes by presidents. Please email Trapper@moosejaw.com for the auto-reply.
Yesterday's answer was Elvis.
Have the best Sunday in history.
Love the madness.
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