Sunday, December 04, 2005
December 4, 2005
Bill: I'm an idea man Chuck, I get ideas, sometimes I get so many ideas that I can't even fight them off!
Bill: So there I was at the Blackjack table with all my wash 'n' dries... did I tell you I had they idea for them first?
Bill: Hold the phone, hold the phone! Edible paper! You eat it, it's gone... you eat it, it's outta there! No more garbage!
Bill: Wait a minute! Why don't they just mix the mayonnaise with the tuna in the can... HOLD THE PHONE! Why don't they just FEED the tuna fish mayonnaise!
[speaks into tape recorder]
Bill: Call Starkist!
-Night Shift
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Bill: I'm an idea man Chuck, I get ideas, sometimes I get so many ideas that I can't even fight them off!
Bill: So there I was at the Blackjack table with all my wash 'n' dries... did I tell you I had they idea for them first?
Bill: Hold the phone, hold the phone! Edible paper! You eat it, it's gone... you eat it, it's outta there! No more garbage!
Bill: Wait a minute! Why don't they just mix the mayonnaise with the tuna in the can... HOLD THE PHONE! Why don't they just FEED the tuna fish mayonnaise!
[speaks into tape recorder]
Bill: Call Starkist!
-Night Shift
What country was the fortune cookie first made in? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
It may be an auto-reply day today. At this point, we’re not quite sure.
Have an okay Sunday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
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