Wednesday, September 30, 2009
How many states border Tennessee? Email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for an auto-reply. Yesterday's answer was Beloved.
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Tuesday, September 29, 2009
I’ve never read a comic book. I’m going to discuss it with my analyst because I’m guessing it has a lot to do with why I’m so insecure. It probably also relates to my love of mimes and my distaste for any food that’s traditionally served on a plate as opposed to a bowl. Okay. That’s all.
What Toni Morrison novel did Oprah make into a movie in 1998? Email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for an auto-reply. Yesterday's answer was The Skipper from Gilligan’s Island.
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What Toni Morrison novel did Oprah make into a movie in 1998? Email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for an auto-reply. Yesterday's answer was The Skipper from Gilligan’s Island.
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Monday, September 28, 2009
There is nothing in the world more difficult than not being able to talk about The Girl in the remark. It’s almost worth not being back together with her. We could be over simply because of this post but I’m going to risk it.
Whose real name is Jonas Grumby? Email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for an auto-reply. Yesterday's answer was the Philippines.
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Whose real name is Jonas Grumby? Email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for an auto-reply. Yesterday's answer was the Philippines.
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Sunday, September 27, 2009
You wake up at Seatac, SFO, LAX. You wake up at O'Hare, Dallas-Fort Worth, BWI. Pacific, mountain, central. Lose an hour, gain an hour. This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time. You wake up at Air Harbor International. If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? – Fight Club.
What islands did Japan attack the day after Pearl Harbor? Email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for an auto-reply. Yesterday's answer was Washington.
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What islands did Japan attack the day after Pearl Harbor? Email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for an auto-reply. Yesterday's answer was Washington.
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Saturday, September 26, 2009
My advice for today is to watch a bunch of TV series and get dumber because of it. Please be sure to listen especially close to the laugh tracks which typically ruin the show and everything else in the world too. Okay, now I feel bad about saying all this so please ignore me.
Who was president when the first Farmer’s Almanac was published? Email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for an auto-reply. Yesterday's answer was Sacramento.
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Who was president when the first Farmer’s Almanac was published? Email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for an auto-reply. Yesterday's answer was Sacramento.
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Friday, September 25, 2009
Today, they’re recommending that everyone give at least four strangers a signed self-portrait. Apparently, this will teach a wonderful lesson in humility in a world marked by too many letters in the alphabet.
What City did the Pony Express end in? Email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for an auto-reply. Yesterday's answer was Nadia Comeneci.
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What City did the Pony Express end in? Email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for an auto-reply. Yesterday's answer was Nadia Comeneci.
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Thursday, September 24, 2009
Who was the first Olympic gymnast to score a perfect ten at the Olympics? Email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for an auto-reply. Yesterday's answer was Alaska.
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Wednesday, September 23, 2009
What US state is most prone to earthquakes? Email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for an auto-reply. Yesterday's answer was Rage Against the Machine.
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Tuesday, September 22, 2009
I just learned that on this date in 1802 everyone in the newly formed United States decided to wear a bathing suit and some sort of hat. So, to honor that great day I've decided to pretend I'm a college professor preparing for class . Thus far, I've created a wonderful project designed to teach the value of knowing cursive in a world where no one uses it.
What band is playing in the office right now? Rage Against the Machine, Styx or Poison? This could be the hardest question I’ve ever asked. Email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for an auto-reply. Yesterday's answer was 30.
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What band is playing in the office right now? Rage Against the Machine, Styx or Poison? This could be the hardest question I’ve ever asked. Email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for an auto-reply. Yesterday's answer was 30.
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Monday, September 21, 2009
I recommend never believing anything anyone says, especially this.
Approximately how many time zones are there in the world? 10, 20 or 30? Email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for an auto-reply. Yesterday's answer was Al Kaline.
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Approximately how many time zones are there in the world? 10, 20 or 30? Email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for an auto-reply. Yesterday's answer was Al Kaline.
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Friday, September 18, 2009
As always, September 18th is the day to start thinking about Thanksgiving. The goal is to do everything possible to be responsible for nothing that day so that when you randomly think about Thanksgiving anytime between now and November 26th your day won’t be completely ruined. Please note that they said the moment is fleeting and it’s important to spend all your time worrying about the past and the future. The Thanksgiving thing is just one important example. I’m going to stop typing now.
How many home games does Michigan have this football season? Email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for an auto-reply. Yesterday’s answer was the Chicago World’s Fair.
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How many home games does Michigan have this football season? Email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for an auto-reply. Yesterday’s answer was the Chicago World’s Fair.
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Thursday, September 17, 2009
I lost my iPod. I lose it about once a month. If anyone finds a grey Nano with a one playlist called Light Love and another called Running with a lot of Barry Manillow on it please let me know. Okay, thanks so much and ssb.
The Ferris Wheel was invented for what event? Email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for an auto-reply. Yesterday’s answer was Long Island.
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The Ferris Wheel was invented for what event? Email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for an auto-reply. Yesterday’s answer was Long Island.
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Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Hopefully, everyone enjoyed spending yesterday pretending it was a Thursday in medieval times. Today, please spend every moment thinking about what you could have done better yesterday. They said it’s important to live with all sorts of regret and misgivings.
What’s the largest island in the continental US? Email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for an auto-reply. Yesterday’s answer was the aspen.
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What’s the largest island in the continental US? Email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for an auto-reply. Yesterday’s answer was the aspen.
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Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Please pretend that today is Thursday instead of Tuesday. But, pretend it’s a Thursday in some sort of medieval time and instead of being some sort of feudal lord be a plain old serf. I bet it’s great.
What tree has the most extensive root system? Email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for an auto-reply. Yesterday’s answer was a murder.
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What tree has the most extensive root system? Email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for an auto-reply. Yesterday’s answer was a murder.
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Monday, September 14, 2009
I spent the entire weekend teaching a group of ants how to type efficiently on a normal computer keyboard as well as a Blackberry or iPhone. You see, most insects do a great job typing on a computer but they’re completely lost when it comes to their phone. Just my way of giving back a little.
A group of crows is called a what? Email your answer Trapper@moosejaw.com for an auto-reply. Yesterday’s answer was Indonesia.
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A group of crows is called a what? Email your answer Trapper@moosejaw.com for an auto-reply. Yesterday’s answer was Indonesia.
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Sunday, September 13, 2009
You're a quarterback! You know what that means? It's the top spot, kid. It's the guy who takes the fall. It's the guy everybody's looking at first - the leader of a team - who will support you when they understand you. Who will break their ribs and their noses and their necks for you, because they believe. 'Cause you make them believe. That's a quarterback. – Tony D’Amato, Any Given Sunday
What is the largest archipelago in the world? Email your answer Trapper@moosejaw.com for an auto-reply. Yesterday’s answer was the Lake Ponchartrain Causeway.
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What is the largest archipelago in the world? Email your answer Trapper@moosejaw.com for an auto-reply. Yesterday’s answer was the Lake Ponchartrain Causeway.
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Saturday, September 12, 2009
Michigan-Notre Dame today. Gets no better so let’s leave it at that.
What’s the longest bridge in the US? Email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for an auto-reply. Yesterday’s answer was License to Drive.
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What’s the longest bridge in the US? Email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for an auto-reply. Yesterday’s answer was License to Drive.
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Wednesday, September 09, 2009
Emergency. Today is Jeff Z’s birthday. Happiest Birthday ever. If you know Jeff please absolutely don’t get him a card. Get something tangible. Some suggestions are:
Founding Father’s Wig
Drawing a movie theater
Staple remover
Dinner for him and Lindsey at Honkey’s Rooftop Snake Bistro
Six different gravy recipes
Thank you for your time.
What are the only two states that don’t practice daylight savings time? Email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for an auto-reply. Yesterday’s answer was Lake Maracaibo.
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Founding Father’s Wig
Drawing a movie theater
Staple remover
Dinner for him and Lindsey at Honkey’s Rooftop Snake Bistro
Six different gravy recipes
Thank you for your time.
What are the only two states that don’t practice daylight savings time? Email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for an auto-reply. Yesterday’s answer was Lake Maracaibo.
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Sunday, September 06, 2009
So that was Mrs. Lundegaard on the floor in there. And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper. And those three people in Brainerd. And for what? For a little bit of money. There's more to life than a little money, you know. Don'tcha know that? And here ya are, and it's a beautiful day. Well. I just don't understand it
-Marge Gunderson, Fargo
What was the first Rock and Roll song to hit #1 on the charts? Email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for an auto-reply. Yesterday’s answer was the cornea.
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-Marge Gunderson, Fargo
What was the first Rock and Roll song to hit #1 on the charts? Email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for an auto-reply. Yesterday’s answer was the cornea.
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Saturday, September 05, 2009
Last night was the best night of my life and it’s the first Michigan game of the year today. Gets no better. Considering my entire life has changed in the past few days and everything is great I hope I don’t die anytime too soon.
What is the only part of the body that has no blood supply? Email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for an auto-reply. Yesterday’s answer was The Titanic.
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What is the only part of the body that has no blood supply? Email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for an auto-reply. Yesterday’s answer was The Titanic.
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Friday, September 04, 2009
Going out with the girl from Wednesday night tonight. We’re either watching the Tigers game or renting Frost/Nixon which I’ve never seen so I’ve be reading endlessly about Nixon today so I can pretend to be smart. As far as I know, new girl doesn’t know about the Daily Remark. More to come and thanks for having me and let’s not all get too excited just yet considering almost everything in the world isn’t that good except for cookies and cream ice cream and Michigan football which starts tomorrow and is going to be good again.
What was the first ship to use the SOS signal? Email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for an auto-reply. Yesterday’s answer was 1890.
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What was the first ship to use the SOS signal? Email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for an auto-reply. Yesterday’s answer was 1890.
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Thursday, September 03, 2009
The dinner I went to last night was good enough that it can’t be discussed. The music at the restaurant we went to was so loud we could barely hear each other which turned out to be good for me. More to come as soon as I’m fully rejected for having poofy hair or something like that. Two days till the first Michigan game.
When was the electric chair invented? 1860, 1890 or 1910? Email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for an auto-reply. Yesterday’s answer was Hawaii.
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When was the electric chair invented? 1860, 1890 or 1910? Email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for an auto-reply. Yesterday’s answer was Hawaii.
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Wednesday, September 02, 2009
Emergency…I saw a girl I was friends with in high school last night. She just moved back to Michigan and I’m going to dinner with her tonight. Please tell no one. More to come tomorrow.
What is the only US State that grows coffee? Email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for an auto-reply. Yesterday’s answer was May.
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What is the only US State that grows coffee? Email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for an auto-reply. Yesterday’s answer was May.
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Tuesday, September 01, 2009
I can’t stand it when people tell me about their dreams. I never remember my dreams which I think means that I’m repressed, depressed, insecure and too short. I remember what my dream was last night. It was one of those times when you wake in the middle of the night and you’re in the midst of a great dream and hope you can get back into it but it doesn’t work. I’m not going to tell anymore about it though. Okay. Thanks.
What is the month that an earthquake is most likely to occur- May, June or July? Email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for an auto-reply. Yesterday’s answer was 293.
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What is the month that an earthquake is most likely to occur- May, June or July? Email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for an auto-reply. Yesterday’s answer was 293.
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