Monday, November 30, 2009
Trapper has died.
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Sunday, November 29, 2009
Proximo: He knows too well how to manipulate the mob.
Maximus: Marcus Aurelius had a dream that was Rome, Proximo. That is not it. That is not it!
Proximo: Marcus Aurelius is dead, Maximus. We mortals are but shadows and dust. Shadows and dust, Maximus!
-Gladiator
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Maximus: Marcus Aurelius had a dream that was Rome, Proximo. That is not it. That is not it!
Proximo: Marcus Aurelius is dead, Maximus. We mortals are but shadows and dust. Shadows and dust, Maximus!
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Saturday, November 28, 2009
Five super important bullet points for today...
Emergency... I used to just have one Pop Tart per sitting but now I have two. I'm not sure what that means but it's probably really good.
There's no point in zipping a zip-up hoody when you fold it b/c you'll just have to unzip it when you wear it anyway, right. It's so simple.
I just learned what a sitar is. Little chance I learn anything else today. Almost no one learns anything.
Bullet Point 4.
One of the best ways to avoid people is to always take the same route through a crowd and never make eye contact.
Okay. That's all.
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Friday, November 27, 2009
Happiest Friday after Thanksgiving ever. Here are some important notes for today...
Someone told me to watch Dune. I started it and had to stop after about 10 minutes, mostly because it is the worst movie of all times. Sorry if anyone had something to do with the movie.
I learned that few penguins have spent a lot of time with giraffes and I think that's a shame. Please re-read this when you have a chance.
At the risk of being offensive I suggest George Washington was more attractive than Jefferson. Just something about him.
I think that covers it.
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I think that covers it.
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Thursday, November 26, 2009
Happiest Thanksgiving ever. Yesterday someone forwarded me a Thanksgiving dinner seating chart I posted last year for Thanksgiving. In the interest of being repetitive I feel it's important to re-post now. Here we go...
As promised here are those seating assignments... Please assume we're going clockwise around a long rectangular table starting with the head of the table.
Okay. I think that covers it and, as always, be sure to whip cranberry sauce at the oldest person at your table and don't blame us if anyone gets sad or hurt.
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As promised here are those seating assignments... Please assume we're going clockwise around a long rectangular table starting with the head of the table.
- Little Cousin Annabelle who was expelled from school for being too good a speller
- Bratty Cousin Brophie who has two broken fingers
- Dad Leonard who recently decided to be a vegan
- Sister Shirley who flew in from LA
- Sister-in-law Diane who just had her nose done
- Sister Rachel who just had her boobs done
- You
- Brother-in-law Graby who insists on keeping a rifle at the table just like the Pilgrims
- Mom who is mostly responsible for teaching Annabelle her spelling
- Cousin Ralphie who no one can stand but he's such a good swimmer that everyone tolerates him
- Papa Lou who begins every Thanksgiving dinner by reading from the Magna Carta
- Daisy, sister Rachel's bff who has a super case of the hots
Okay. I think that covers it and, as always, be sure to whip cranberry sauce at the oldest person at your table and don't blame us if anyone gets sad or hurt.
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Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Tomorrow is Thanksgiving. Here are a couple important thoughts to consider at your dinner tomorrow night...
Which NFL Quarterback holds the record for number of touchdowns scored in a single game? Email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for an auto-reply. Yesterday's answer was Don Quixote.
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- Do you think dentists always had hygienists to do all the hard work?
- Could it be that we're always working on our hair? It should be as involuntary as breathing.
- Why do they have flaming cheese and not flaming anything else?
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Tuesday, November 24, 2009
I'm considering changing the Daily Remark to a rolling update about how close I am to getting the Swine. So far, I'm relatively healthy. They're predicting the Swine hits me no later than this coming Thursday.
Okay. That's all and more to come tomorrow.
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Monday, November 23, 2009
I suggest the dark red Starburst tastes a little more waxy than the other colors. According to a made up expert "The dark red Starburst was originally designed to also work as a crayon or eraser for robots."
Pretty sure he meant Crayon for human people and eraser strictly for robots as opposed to robots and humans, but no one can say for sure.
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Pretty sure he meant Crayon for human people and eraser strictly for robots as opposed to robots and humans, but no one can say for sure.
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Sunday, November 22, 2009
I've been coming to this circle for about five years, and measuring it. The diameter and the circumference are constantly changing, but the radius stays the same. Which brings me to the number 5. There are five letters in the word Blaine. Now, if you mix up the letters in the word Blaine, mix 'em around, eventually, you'll come up with Nebali. Nebali. The name of a planet in a galaxy way, way, way... way far away. And another thing. Once you go into that circle, the weather never changes. It is always 67 degrees with a 40% chance of rain.
- UFO Expert, Waiting for Guffman
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Saturday, November 21, 2009
Ordeno meus cappuccinos muito seco. É o único tempo eu já uso a palavra Muito.
Não sei que qualquer frangos nomearam Louie mas sou certo existem.
Às vezes eu gosto de fingir que meninas bonitas gostam de mim.
Eu normalmente siento-me como esfregações de médico de uso em toda parte de modo que as pessoas me respeitem mas eu nunca realmente o faço.
Estou tão pesaroso se tomou o tempo de traduzir este e realmente teve que ler o que eu acabo de escrever.
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Não sei que qualquer frangos nomearam Louie mas sou certo existem.
Às vezes eu gosto de fingir que meninas bonitas gostam de mim.
Eu normalmente siento-me como esfregações de médico de uso em toda parte de modo que as pessoas me respeitem mas eu nunca realmente o faço.
Estou tão pesaroso se tomou o tempo de traduzir este e realmente teve que ler o que eu acabo de escrever.
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Friday, November 20, 2009
Someone sent me an ascot in the mail as a present. Brilliant and thank you, but I don't know who did it. Can someone please give me a heads up so I can thank you properly? I'm thinking a proper thank you includes some sort of dance or maybe a picture of a piece of tape.
The Pantheon is located in what city? Email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for an auto-reply. Yesterday's answer was the Spanish-American war.
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Thursday, November 19, 2009
I decided to have ice cream for breakfast this morning. Cookies and Cream mixed with Vanilla Bean, Vanilla Yogurt and Granola. There's no better way to start the day.
Also, I saw a bug in my house this morning. It was some sort of small beetle. I said 'hi bug' and then moved on.
Who? No, I mean Who Cares.
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Wednesday, November 18, 2009
The person sitting next to me at dinner last night coughed no less than nine thousand times. I'm for sure getting the swine.
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Tuesday, November 17, 2009
I've never seen Tombstone or Requiem for a Dream.
I've never been to the Grand Canyon but I have been to Vegas lots of times and I've seen the Grand Canyon on the Internet.
Lastly, tonight we're recommending that you spend as much time as possible drawing pictures of people you’d like to meet who are either dead or not alive anymore.
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I've never been to the Grand Canyon but I have been to Vegas lots of times and I've seen the Grand Canyon on the Internet.
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Monday, November 16, 2009
Today they're recommending that you style your hair exactly like Thomas Jefferson's. If you've already done your hair please start over and do it again.
On this date in 1914 the Fed opened. I know nothing about the Fed. If you know something about the Fed we recommend throwing some sort of anniversary party with two friends and four enemies. Try to make the party awful though.
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On this date in 1914 the Fed opened. I know nothing about the Fed. If you know something about the Fed we recommend throwing some sort of anniversary party with two friends and four enemies. Try to make the party awful though.
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Sunday, November 15, 2009
I was crazy, you know that, Pony? I was crazy for wanting Johnny to stay out of trouble. If he was smart, like me, he wouldn't be in this mess. If he was smart like me, he wouldn't have ran into that church man. You better wise up Pony. You better wise up man. You get TOUGH like me and you don't get hurt! You watch out for yourself, and nothing can touch you man!
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Saturday, November 14, 2009
I got coffee yesterday afternoon and the girl in line at the coffee shop in front of me was the prettiest girl I've ever seen. Here's a quick play about what happened...
Fade Into Starbucks...
Me: You have the most insane eyes I've ever seen.
Pretty: What do you mean?
Me: You couldn't be any prettier.
Pretty: Thank you.
Fade out.
I’m fairly certain she liked me a lot and probably wanted to kiss but I fear rejection way too much to have taken it any further.
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Fade Into Starbucks...
Me: You have the most insane eyes I've ever seen.
Pretty: What do you mean?
Me: You couldn't be any prettier.
Pretty: Thank you.
Fade out.
I’m fairly certain she liked me a lot and probably wanted to kiss but I fear rejection way too much to have taken it any further.
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Friday, November 13, 2009
I was going to say how scary everything was today, but that seems way too obvious so I'm going to talk about not talking about it instead. Less importantly, I completely forgot that every penguin eats lentils for Thanksgiving and failed to get in decent shape for putting it all together. Fortunately, there's a fifty percent chance the penguins don't even show up for dinner so everything will probably be just fine.
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Thursday, November 12, 2009
What organization's motto is "blood and fire?" Email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for an auto-reply. Yesterday's answer was March.
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Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Apparently there are nineteen people coming to the convention tomorrow. The better news is that each one of 'em will be bringing a picture of a lobster dressed up as their favorite president. Not the lobster's favorite president, the person's favorite president. If you happen to be one of the people coming to the convention don't worry about wearing an ascot. That's not to say don't worry about it... what we really mean is that whether you choose to wear an ascot or not it's no big deal.
Prior to the Romans, what month did the peeps celebrate the New Year? Email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for an important auto-reply. Yesterday's answer was C-T-R.
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Prior to the Romans, what month did the peeps celebrate the New Year? Email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for an important auto-reply. Yesterday's answer was C-T-R.
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Tuesday, November 10, 2009
This is the first Guest Daily Remark since the summer of 1973. Needless to say, we're super excited about it. The remark comes from Davis in Charleston and I think he may be onto something. Could Davis be a girl and not a boy? I shouldn't be so presumptuous. Here we go...
I think we should all wash our hands before going to the bathroom and not afterwards. Actually, around family we should wash before and afterwards. Around friends and acquaintances, just before.
Okay. That's all.
What was IBM called before it was called IBM? Email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for an auto-reply. Yesterday's answer was the steel industry.
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I think we should all wash our hands before going to the bathroom and not afterwards. Actually, around family we should wash before and afterwards. Around friends and acquaintances, just before.
Okay. That's all.
What was IBM called before it was called IBM? Email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for an auto-reply. Yesterday's answer was the steel industry.
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Monday, November 09, 2009
Emergency - I'm thinking we should have a shower head that mixes the soap and the water. Please feel free to steal this idea.
What industry introduced the 5-day, 40-hour work week? Email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for an auto-reply. Yesterday's answer was The Coast Guard Academy in 1976.
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What industry introduced the 5-day, 40-hour work week? Email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for an auto-reply. Yesterday's answer was The Coast Guard Academy in 1976.
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Sunday, November 08, 2009
Osbourne Cox: If you ever carried out your proposed threat you would experience such a shitstorm of consequences my friend your empty little head would be spinning faster than the wheels of your Schwinn bicycle back there.
Chad Feldheimer: Y-you think that's a Schwinn?
-Burn After Reading
What branch of the US Armed Forces Academy was the first to admit women? Email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for an auto-reply. Yesterday's answer was Alaska.
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Chad Feldheimer: Y-you think that's a Schwinn?
-Burn After Reading
What branch of the US Armed Forces Academy was the first to admit women? Email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for an auto-reply. Yesterday's answer was Alaska.
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Saturday, November 07, 2009
I'm trying to come up with a new obsession. I'm thinking doing one of the following:
Eating only raw food
Doing one of those 50 mile trail marathons
Getting rid of my blackberry and talking about it constantly
I think that covers it.
Thanks for having me.
What US State has the highest income per capita? Email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for an auto-reply. Yesterday's answer was Toronto.
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I think that covers it.
Thanks for having me.
What US State has the highest income per capita? Email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for an auto-reply. Yesterday's answer was Toronto.
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Friday, November 06, 2009
I just learned that everyone in the world will be required to eat seventeen pieces of cheese over the course of this coming weekend. I can eat cheese but I don't like it. In fact, I rip the cheese off my pizza. Also, what about all the people who can't eat cheese because they're lactose or something like that? This is insane.
What is the only Major League stadium to have a hotel attached to it? Email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for an auto-reply. Yesterday's answer was Frederick Cook.
Have a wonderful Friday and they rarely say wonderful.
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What is the only Major League stadium to have a hotel attached to it? Email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for an auto-reply. Yesterday's answer was Frederick Cook.
Have a wonderful Friday and they rarely say wonderful.
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Thursday, November 05, 2009
-Derek Zoolander
Who was the first human person to be credited as the first to reach the North Pole? Email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for an auto-reply of the best variety. Yesterday's answer was Lake Victoria.
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Wednesday, November 04, 2009
The Miami, Florida Daily Remark Club was just shut down due to lack of interest.
What is the source of the Nile? Email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for an auto-reply. Yesterday's answer was Minnesota.
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What is the source of the Nile? Email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for an auto-reply. Yesterday's answer was Minnesota.
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Tuesday, November 03, 2009
- Looking forward to watching this on HBO tonight. Click here if you're bored. Decent chance my cable goes out.
- I played Scrabble against a human person last night who had a great vocabulary but she didn't know the game at all. I beat her by a thousand points and it wasn't even fun.
- This is not a sanctioned bullet point.
- Neither is this one.
What was the first team to win the National Championship for college football? Email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for an auto-reply. Yesterday's answer was Taiwan.
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Monday, November 02, 2009
This is the note I wrote to myself that I was going to use to come up with the remark for today. I can't recall what the note means at all.
Pet Peeve...laundry.
Please feel free to use this as your own remark today. Probably appropriate for you to Tweet too.
What Asian country used to be called Formosa? Email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for an auto-reply. Yesterday's answer was Twilight.
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Pet Peeve...laundry.
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What Asian country used to be called Formosa? Email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for an auto-reply. Yesterday's answer was Twilight.
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Love the Madness.
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Sunday, November 01, 2009
Dr. Squires: Certain people you just can't trust, you know Luke?
Dr. Squires: Never trust anyone who doesn't smoke pot or listen to Dylan.
Dr. Squires: Never trust anyone who doesn't like the beach.
Dr. Squires: Never, EVER, EVER trust anyone who says they don't like dogs!
Dr. Squires: You meet someone who doesn't like dogs you alert the authorities IMMEDIATELY and you sure as SHIT don't MARRY THEM!
-Dr. Squires, The Wackness
What was the best selling book of 2008? Email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for an auto-reply. Yesterday's answer was France.
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Dr. Squires: Never trust anyone who doesn't smoke pot or listen to Dylan.
Dr. Squires: Never trust anyone who doesn't like the beach.
Dr. Squires: Never, EVER, EVER trust anyone who says they don't like dogs!
Dr. Squires: You meet someone who doesn't like dogs you alert the authorities IMMEDIATELY and you sure as SHIT don't MARRY THEM!
-Dr. Squires, The Wackness
What was the best selling book of 2008? Email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for an auto-reply. Yesterday's answer was France.
Have a decent Sunday.
Love the Madness.
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