Thursday, January 31, 2008
The Girl’s two and a half year old nephew goes to some sort of nursery school. Apparently, all the kids built a snowman and then they all had to come up with a name for the snowman. The Girl’s nephew named him Garbage. I thought that was funny.
Mickey and Minnie Mouse first appeared together in what movie? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Buddy Holly.
Have a really good Thursday. Not great though.
Love the Madness,
Trapper
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Mickey and Minnie Mouse first appeared together in what movie? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Buddy Holly.
Have a really good Thursday. Not great though.
Love the Madness,
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
I got a fire going in the fireplace last night and forgot to open the flue which may be spelled flu.
Anyway, it was like Backdraft in our house and The Girl wouldn’t come downstairs and she didn’t like me anymore for a bit.
The only part of this story that isn’t completely true is that it isn’t that I forgot to open the flue…I thought I had opened it but I actually shut it. I think that might be worse than forgetting to open it.
Dear The Girl – Sorry about it and I have never loved you more.
The happiest of birthdays to Lynda. With a Y.
Who served dinner to Vincent Vega and Mia Wallace? We’re looking for the character and not the actor. Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was New York.
Have an okay Wednesday.
Love the Madness,
Trapper
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Anyway, it was like Backdraft in our house and The Girl wouldn’t come downstairs and she didn’t like me anymore for a bit.
The only part of this story that isn’t completely true is that it isn’t that I forgot to open the flue…I thought I had opened it but I actually shut it. I think that might be worse than forgetting to open it.
Dear The Girl – Sorry about it and I have never loved you more.
The happiest of birthdays to Lynda. With a Y.
Who served dinner to Vincent Vega and Mia Wallace? We’re looking for the character and not the actor. Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was New York.
Have an okay Wednesday.
Love the Madness,
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
My eye is twitching and I’m sick. None of the herbal medicines The Girl has given me have made any difference although one of them tastes good. Also, I thought I was only allowed to take one Sudafed a day instead of two pills every four to six hours so I’ve been suffering unnecessarily. I wish my Sudafed was a masseuse. This would be a great time to have special powers. Zan or Jayna would even be fine. Hi boring…have a nice Tuesday. You don’t deserve a nice Tuesday. I don’t even believe in the concept of deserve in an unjust world. Okay. Okay.
Travis Bickle attempted to assassinate a senator from what state? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Henry Wadsworth Longfellow.
Have the best Tuesday ever.
Love the Madness,
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Travis Bickle attempted to assassinate a senator from what state? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Henry Wadsworth Longfellow.
Have the best Tuesday ever.
Love the Madness,
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Monday, January 28, 2008
A neighbor came over last night to ask us for dog food. The second I opened the door I began preparing for the worst ten minutes of my life. All that talking…”Hey, I’ve never been in your place. Is that a picture of you at Machu Picchu? We should do some gardening this Spring.” Amazingly, none of that happened and the neighbor person really just wanted to get some dog food and leave. It was actually better that it happened and I thought it was going to be terrible and then it wasn’t terrible then it not happening at all. Please see that Econ guns and butter graph for more information.
Who wrote the poem that celebrated Paul Revere’s ride to warn that the British were coming? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include two quotes from people named Steve and one quote from Cameron Diaz. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was Virginia.
Have an okay Monday.
Love the Madness,
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Who wrote the poem that celebrated Paul Revere’s ride to warn that the British were coming? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include two quotes from people named Steve and one quote from Cameron Diaz. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was Virginia.
Have an okay Monday.
Love the Madness,
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Sunday, January 27, 2008
Memory can change the shape of a room; it can change the color of a car. And memories can be distorted. They're just an interpretation, they're not a record, and they're irrelevant if you have the facts.
-Leonard Shelby, Memento
The US Bill of Rights became law when it was ratified by what state’s legislature? I don’t really get this question. Perhaps that’s why I missed it. Less importantly, today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include two quotes from Founding Fathers and one quote from someone named Rodney. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was Gustave Eiffel.
Have the best Sunday of your life please.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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-Leonard Shelby, Memento
The US Bill of Rights became law when it was ratified by what state’s legislature? I don’t really get this question. Perhaps that’s why I missed it. Less importantly, today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include two quotes from Founding Fathers and one quote from someone named Rodney. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was Gustave Eiffel.
Have the best Sunday of your life please.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Saturday, January 26, 2008
I might do Pilates today. I don’t like group activities but I am working on a deal with The Girl that if I go she gets to be in charge of all lunches for a week. And, not just lunch for us…lunch for the world. I just changed my mind and I will not be doing any Pilates. Thanks for having me though.
Who designed the internal structure of the Statue of Liberty? Not positive what that internal structure thing is all about but I’m going with it. Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include two quotes from musicians named Paul and one quote from Betsy Ross. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was France.
Have a decent Saturday please.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Who designed the internal structure of the Statue of Liberty? Not positive what that internal structure thing is all about but I’m going with it. Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include two quotes from musicians named Paul and one quote from Betsy Ross. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was France.
Have a decent Saturday please.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Friday, January 25, 2008
- I am writing my eulogy today jic.
Where was Nostradamus from? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include two quotes from Nostradamus and one quote from someone who I have never seen eating. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for the auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was True.
Have the best Friday ever.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Thursday, January 24, 2008
- Happiest Birthday ever to Susan.
- Please see section one.
- Please re-read the previous section.
- If you know Susan please get her something good. I’m thinking something better than just a card.
True or False…Oliver Stone was decorated with Purple Heart? I don’t think I’ve ever asked a True or False question ever so, needless to say, this is super exciting. It gets even better…today is an auto-reply day. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for the auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was California.
Have a decent Thursday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
- I was with two friends at dinner last night who were boys and a girl came up to the table who was friends with one of my friends and she said something like this to me…”Why don’t I know you?” She for sure liked me and I don’t think anyone has even glanced my way in about nine years. I told her that I’m a terrible person and she’s better off not knowing me. I think it went over pretty well.
- The Charlotte Daily Remark Group will be closing due to lack of interest. Accordingly, there will be no third bullet point today.
What bird (that isn’t extinct) has the longest wingspan? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com. Today is an auto-reply day. It will be a really good one though. Please note, that ‘really good one’ thing may not be true.
Yesterday’s answer was one….the Mississippi.
Have a good but not a great Tuesday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Monday, January 21, 2008
For the first time since June 18th I have nothing to say today. Enjoy it. I am going to copy and paste this a few times simply to take up space.
For the first time since June 18th I have nothing to say today. Enjoy it. I am going to copy and paste this a few times simply to take up space.
For the first time since June 18th I have nothing to say today. Enjoy it. I am going to copy and paste this a few times simply to take up space.
How many of the world’s ten longest rivers are located in North America? Please note that we are counting Texas as a part of North America. I have no idea what that means. Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include a list of every drink on my desk right now and one quote from a president whose first name starts with the letter C. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was the Black Mamba.
Have the best Monday of your life please.
Love the Madness,
Trapper
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For the first time since June 18th I have nothing to say today. Enjoy it. I am going to copy and paste this a few times simply to take up space.
For the first time since June 18th I have nothing to say today. Enjoy it. I am going to copy and paste this a few times simply to take up space.
How many of the world’s ten longest rivers are located in North America? Please note that we are counting Texas as a part of North America. I have no idea what that means. Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include a list of every drink on my desk right now and one quote from a president whose first name starts with the letter C. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was the Black Mamba.
Have the best Monday of your life please.
Love the Madness,
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Sunday, January 20, 2008
Jeremy Grey: Have you ever shot one of these things before?
John Beckwith: The whole 17 years we've known each other I've been sneaking off to go on little hunting trips around the world. No, I don't even know what the f*ck a quail is!
Jeremy Grey: I look totally ridiculous. Like why do I have to be in camouflage? So the big bad quail doesn't see me?
John Beckwith: I know. Why can't we hunt something cool like a hawk or an eagle, something with some talons?
Jeremy Grey: That'd be awesome. We could get something like big game. Even like a gorilla or a rhinoceros or a human being! That'll get you jacked up.
-Wedding Crashers
According to my people, what is the fastest snake? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include three quotes from Denzel movies and one quote from a lady not named Shirley. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was 12.
Have the best Sunday ever.
Love the Madness,
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
John Beckwith: The whole 17 years we've known each other I've been sneaking off to go on little hunting trips around the world. No, I don't even know what the f*ck a quail is!
Jeremy Grey: I look totally ridiculous. Like why do I have to be in camouflage? So the big bad quail doesn't see me?
John Beckwith: I know. Why can't we hunt something cool like a hawk or an eagle, something with some talons?
Jeremy Grey: That'd be awesome. We could get something like big game. Even like a gorilla or a rhinoceros or a human being! That'll get you jacked up.
-Wedding Crashers
According to my people, what is the fastest snake? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include three quotes from Denzel movies and one quote from a lady not named Shirley. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was 12.
Have the best Sunday ever.
Love the Madness,
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Friday, January 18, 2008
• We have lots of Moosejaw stuff half off right now. Please click I Started Brushing My Teeth in the Shower After Seeing the Movie Breathless to check it out.
• I’m dreading February 29th and the whole leap year thing. It’s going to be the worst.
• The easiest nut to pretend to be is the unsalted almond. The easiest nut to pretend not to be is obviously the cashew. I used to only eat nuts on airplanes. They said I can have them on the ground too now. Let’s celebrate that in our classrooms.
• Sorry that you just read all that. What movie was the classrooms thing from? Please see way below for the answer.
What did Donnie, in The Big Lebowski, die of? Today is a special auto-reply because you’ll get the answer AND we’re inviting you to print the auto-reply and use it as a placemat for fancy occasions. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for the auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was North Korea. The classroom line was from The American President.
Have the best Friday in the history of the world.
Love the Madness,
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
• I’m dreading February 29th and the whole leap year thing. It’s going to be the worst.
• The easiest nut to pretend to be is the unsalted almond. The easiest nut to pretend not to be is obviously the cashew. I used to only eat nuts on airplanes. They said I can have them on the ground too now. Let’s celebrate that in our classrooms.
• Sorry that you just read all that. What movie was the classrooms thing from? Please see way below for the answer.
What did Donnie, in The Big Lebowski, die of? Today is a special auto-reply because you’ll get the answer AND we’re inviting you to print the auto-reply and use it as a placemat for fancy occasions. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for the auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was North Korea. The classroom line was from The American President.
Have the best Friday in the history of the world.
Love the Madness,
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Thursday, January 17, 2008
• I watched Idol last night DVR-style. Did you see Hottie Von Oregon with the horses and everything? You don’t have to pretend you don’t like the show. I imagine that if I needed a girlfriend I would pretend I didn’t like it. Or maybe I’d go all contrarian and like it. That would really go going contrarian twice because I do like it. I’m a contrarianist.
• Emergency…there is a bug on my screen right now. Hi bug.
• I have only worn my TMJ teeth plate thing to bed once since I got it a month or two ago. I am for sure going to die.
According to the Committee to Protect Journalists what is the most censored country? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Belgium.
Have an alright Thursday.
Love the Madness,
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
• Emergency…there is a bug on my screen right now. Hi bug.
• I have only worn my TMJ teeth plate thing to bed once since I got it a month or two ago. I am for sure going to die.
According to the Committee to Protect Journalists what is the most censored country? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Belgium.
Have an alright Thursday.
Love the Madness,
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
• We have lots of stuff on sale that we haven’t had on sale all season and I’m not making it up. Click Please Stop Exploiting Me to check it out.
• I requested to have the pool table at Moosejaw moved from an alcove area (to be referred to as the alcove) to the main area where everyone works. Here is the reply I received from someone mean…"We can’t do that."
• Section Three.
What country hosts the headquarters for the European Union? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Sweden.
Have the best Wednesday of your life.
Love the Madness,
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
• I requested to have the pool table at Moosejaw moved from an alcove area (to be referred to as the alcove) to the main area where everyone works. Here is the reply I received from someone mean…"We can’t do that."
• Section Three.
What country hosts the headquarters for the European Union? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Sweden.
Have the best Wednesday of your life.
Love the Madness,
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
I want the garbage men people to take the garbage as well as the cans so I can get all new cans. Last week I left a note but it was ignored. I got a poster for this week. No really, I did. I hope it doesn’t work again. Why don’t they make fitted sheets with the corners marked so you can get it right on the first try? That’s all.
What country won gold in women’s curling at the 2006 Winter Olympics? This is one of those questions that I was forced to ask because I missed it. Maybe not forced. Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Sequoia National Park.
Have a fantastic Tuesday please.
Love the Madness,
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
What country won gold in women’s curling at the 2006 Winter Olympics? This is one of those questions that I was forced to ask because I missed it. Maybe not forced. Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Sequoia National Park.
Have a fantastic Tuesday please.
Love the Madness,
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Monday, January 14, 2008
On January 14th in 1900 Puccini's opera Tosca premiered in Rome. I took a course about Puccini at Michigan. The course was called Puccini. I learned that, in addition to being a wonderful composer, Puccini was a significant force in the movement to get lobsters all over the streets of Rome, Milan and Florence. Shortly after the turn of the century, lobsters were extremely active in Italian politics. In fact, by the time World War I broke out crustaceans dominated Italian politics. The lobster’s influence eventually reached the US and culminated in Harding’s conversion to being a lobster just before he was elected president in 1922. So, it is my honor to announce that I, too, am now a lobster.
What was the second national park established in the US? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include three quotes from people who are regarded as being really smart and one quote from Marie Antoinette. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was Alaska.
Have an okay Monday.
Love the Madness,
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
What was the second national park established in the US? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include three quotes from people who are regarded as being really smart and one quote from Marie Antoinette. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was Alaska.
Have an okay Monday.
Love the Madness,
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Sunday, January 13, 2008
Martin Daniels: Listen to me. Listen to me a minute.
[Places Stephen in the center of the table]
Martin Daniels: Just leave the dinosaur there, I'm trying to tell you something. When I... When I was a little boy... You know, you touch the dinosaur, I'm gonna kill you.
-Clifford
The three highest peaks in the US are located in where? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply includes three quotes from presidents who aren’t named George, Herbert or Franklin. We’ll also add one special quote from Mandy Moore. Please email at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was the World Wide Web.
Have the best Sunday ever.
Love the Madness,
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
[Places Stephen in the center of the table]
Martin Daniels: Just leave the dinosaur there, I'm trying to tell you something. When I... When I was a little boy... You know, you touch the dinosaur, I'm gonna kill you.
-Clifford
The three highest peaks in the US are located in where? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply includes three quotes from presidents who aren’t named George, Herbert or Franklin. We’ll also add one special quote from Mandy Moore. Please email at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was the World Wide Web.
Have the best Sunday ever.
Love the Madness,
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Saturday, January 12, 2008
• The Girl and I saw Juno last night. If you haven’t seen it and don’t want it to be ruined please don’t read my review. Here’s my review.
• "I thought the character development was tedious and not remotely thoughtful. The cinematography looked like a home movie and the costumes were awful."
• Really, I made all that up and I have no idea what any of it means. I liked it a lot and even though I have a couple real comments I’ll keep them to myself.
According to my people Sir Tim Berners-Lee and Robert Cailliau were responsible for creating what? Today is a special auto-reply day. Special for no reason whatsoever though. Having said that, in addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include three quotes from Scorsese movies. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for the auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was Winston Churchill.
Have a decent rest of Saturday.
Love the Madness,
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
• "I thought the character development was tedious and not remotely thoughtful. The cinematography looked like a home movie and the costumes were awful."
• Really, I made all that up and I have no idea what any of it means. I liked it a lot and even though I have a couple real comments I’ll keep them to myself.
According to my people Sir Tim Berners-Lee and Robert Cailliau were responsible for creating what? Today is a special auto-reply day. Special for no reason whatsoever though. Having said that, in addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include three quotes from Scorsese movies. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for the auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was Winston Churchill.
Have a decent rest of Saturday.
Love the Madness,
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Friday, January 11, 2008
Emergency…today is the first point swapping day since September 18th. In fact, I’m copying and pasting the rest of this remark from the September 18th remark. Here we go…
"If you need less than 500 Moosejaw Rewards points or if you have some Moosejaw points to give please email me and we’ll make some people who are close to getting something they love just a little bit happier today. As always, please keep in mind that the world is unjust."
Who coined the term Iron Curtain? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include three quotes from the person who is the answer. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply. Also, even though it’s an auto-reply day I’ll check through all the emails and solve the point swap thing.
Yesterday’s answer was Tom Ridge.
Have the best Friday in history please.
Love the Madness,
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
"If you need less than 500 Moosejaw Rewards points or if you have some Moosejaw points to give please email me and we’ll make some people who are close to getting something they love just a little bit happier today. As always, please keep in mind that the world is unjust."
Who coined the term Iron Curtain? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include three quotes from the person who is the answer. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply. Also, even though it’s an auto-reply day I’ll check through all the emails and solve the point swap thing.
Yesterday’s answer was Tom Ridge.
Have the best Friday in history please.
Love the Madness,
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Thursday, January 10, 2008
• I got new shoes today for the first time since the last time I got new shoes. They’re Sanuks and I feel exactly like Bodhi. The only reason I’m telling you is because I have nothing else to say today. In fact, I even said to the lady across from me that I have nothing to say today. She said ‘good.’
• I was just thinking that I should give the Bodhi reference but then decided not to do so.
• I almost end the previous sentence with Not To instead of Not To Do So. Then, I figured it was better to go with the Do So and talk about it. Might be a nice topic for your group work.
• I think it’s odd that I think I could have gotten more votes than some of the candidates in New Hampshire. Is that wrong? Am I too cynical? Or, am I really a ghost?
Who was the first secretary of the US Department of Homeland Security? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was 21.
Have a really good Thursday please.
Love the Madness,
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
• I was just thinking that I should give the Bodhi reference but then decided not to do so.
• I almost end the previous sentence with Not To instead of Not To Do So. Then, I figured it was better to go with the Do So and talk about it. Might be a nice topic for your group work.
• I think it’s odd that I think I could have gotten more votes than some of the candidates in New Hampshire. Is that wrong? Am I too cynical? Or, am I really a ghost?
Who was the first secretary of the US Department of Homeland Security? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was 21.
Have a really good Thursday please.
Love the Madness,
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Wednesday, January 09, 2008
* I had the most beautiful lunch today and I forgot it at home. Second time this week. I am going to eat nothing and pretend I’m on Survivor. Actually, I am going to try to eat every bag of pretzels at Moosejaw.
* I’m not that good at Excel. People at Moosejaw talk about a V Look Up every once in a while. I pretend I know what they’re talking about but I don’t.
• A friend asked me and The Girl to go to a museum with him and his girlfriend. Here’s what I said…"No, thank you."
• "Hey mister, why don’t you try a little tobasco with the remark today."
• "Why don’t you mind your own business."
• "Why don’t you try using a question mark when you ask a question."
• "You missed it first."
• "You’re totally right."
The draft age was changed to 18 in 1942. What age was it before the change….19, 20 or 21? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com. I think that today won’t be an auto-reply day. At least it’s starting out that way. Big deal.
Yesterday’s answer was Crosley Field in Cincinnati.
Have an okay Wednesday but make sure it is much better than yesterday.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
* I’m not that good at Excel. People at Moosejaw talk about a V Look Up every once in a while. I pretend I know what they’re talking about but I don’t.
• A friend asked me and The Girl to go to a museum with him and his girlfriend. Here’s what I said…"No, thank you."
• "Hey mister, why don’t you try a little tobasco with the remark today."
• "Why don’t you mind your own business."
• "Why don’t you try using a question mark when you ask a question."
• "You missed it first."
• "You’re totally right."
The draft age was changed to 18 in 1942. What age was it before the change….19, 20 or 21? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com. I think that today won’t be an auto-reply day. At least it’s starting out that way. Big deal.
Yesterday’s answer was Crosley Field in Cincinnati.
Have an okay Wednesday but make sure it is much better than yesterday.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Tuesday, January 08, 2008
- Please click I’m Not Clicking Anything to check out our new contest on the home page It’s a good one.
- Please click I’d Love to Click Through Here to check out the January monthly contest. It’s not that good.
- Click Here if you’re bored but it won’t go anywhere.
Which baseball park hosted the first night game? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com. I think that today won’t be an auto-reply day. At least it’s starting out that way. Big deal.
Yesterday’s answer was Kentucky. Really.
Have the fourth best Tuesday so far in 2008.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Monday, January 07, 2008
- I spilled my coffee this morning.
- Someone said my hair was thinning. The same person said I looked like Bert from Ernie and Bert.
- It was my birthday a while ago. I just found an uncashed check from my mom.
- I forgot my lunch today.
- I don’t feel like writing anything else…brain cloud.
- Bullet point.
Abraham Lincoln was born in what state? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com. It’s an auto-reply though. I can’t stand myself anymore.
Yesterday’s answer was Germany.
Have an alright Monday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Sunday, January 06, 2008
Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?
-Mike McDermott, Rounders
If you pretend that Russia isn’t a part of Europe, what country is home to Europe’s tallest building. Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include quote from two submarine movies and one quote from Nancy Reagan. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this riveting auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was the Amazon.
Have the best Sunday ever.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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-Mike McDermott, Rounders
If you pretend that Russia isn’t a part of Europe, what country is home to Europe’s tallest building. Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include quote from two submarine movies and one quote from Nancy Reagan. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this riveting auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was the Amazon.
Have the best Sunday ever.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Saturday, January 05, 2008
The Girl got some new granola and it comes in a milk carton type thing instead of the typical cereal box and it is the best invention ever and every cereal should follow suit. I imagine that milk was at one time served from a cumbersome rectangle box too. Not only could this change the way we eat cereal, it will change the way we get cereal into cabinets and therefore revolutionize kitchen design forever. I love the world and I would have included an exclamation point here but I don’t use them.
What river has the greatest volume of water? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include two quotes from Harrison Ford movies and one quote from Ashley Simpson. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was Wilt Chamberlain.
Have a decent Saturday.
Love the Madness,
Trapper
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What river has the greatest volume of water? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include two quotes from Harrison Ford movies and one quote from Ashley Simpson. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was Wilt Chamberlain.
Have a decent Saturday.
Love the Madness,
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Friday, January 04, 2008
Emergency…I have changed fonts from a 12 point, navy, Times New Roman to an 11 point, navy, Verdana. Please know the change was necessary but came only after several hours of agonizing review with a full team of linguists and graphic designers. If you need any advice regarding any font changes please let me know or contact anyone named Rodrigo.
I don’t think the system I use for the Daily Remark changes fonts so please ignore that previous emergency paragraph.
If you YouTube ‘Trapper Moosejaw’ you get nothing.
ssb
Who is the only NBA player to average more than 40 points a game over the course of a season? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com. It’s an auto-reply day though. Please embrace the auto-reply for now…or something like that. Or don’t. Or do.
Yesterday’s answer was Serpico.
Have the best Friday ever.
Love the Madness,
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
I don’t think the system I use for the Daily Remark changes fonts so please ignore that previous emergency paragraph.
If you YouTube ‘Trapper Moosejaw’ you get nothing.
ssb
Who is the only NBA player to average more than 40 points a game over the course of a season? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com. It’s an auto-reply day though. Please embrace the auto-reply for now…or something like that. Or don’t. Or do.
Yesterday’s answer was Serpico.
Have the best Friday ever.
Love the Madness,
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Thursday, January 03, 2008
Dear Girl Who Doesn’t Like Me Anymore,
I didn’t push you away when you gave me a hug goodbye at the party yesterday. I was in the midst of asking you a really important question and I was trying to pause everything so I could actually ask the question. I don’t blame you for not liking me anymore. Remember when you said "you really are so weird?"
Fondly,
Trapper
In the movie Boogie Nights, Dirk has a movie poster of Pacino in his bed room. What movie is the poster from? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com. It’s probably another auto-reply day but they’ve got to end soon.
Yesterday’s answer was San Francisco.
Have a decent Thursday.
Love the Madness,
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
I didn’t push you away when you gave me a hug goodbye at the party yesterday. I was in the midst of asking you a really important question and I was trying to pause everything so I could actually ask the question. I don’t blame you for not liking me anymore. Remember when you said "you really are so weird?"
Fondly,
Trapper
In the movie Boogie Nights, Dirk has a movie poster of Pacino in his bed room. What movie is the poster from? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com. It’s probably another auto-reply day but they’ve got to end soon.
Yesterday’s answer was San Francisco.
Have a decent Thursday.
Love the Madness,
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Wednesday, January 02, 2008
I’m sorry to announce that the Jefferson City Daily Remark Group is the first remark group in 2008 to shut down. Apparently, they found my New Year’s Day poem "ludicrous, and wonderfully offensive." I don’t really get their commentary but I couldn’t get anyone to talk to me so it’s out of my hands. If anyone knows someone who goes by the name Pinkerton in Jefferson City please ask him what "wonderfully offensive" means.
Amazing Michigan win.
Less importantly, I ate a pepperoni last night.
According to my people, the first jukebox showed up in what city? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com It’s an auto-reply day. They’re the worst.
Yesterday’s answer was Robbie Robertson.
Have the best day after New Years Ever. Please note that Ever is in all caps as a tribute to this wonderful year.
Love the Madness,
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Amazing Michigan win.
Less importantly, I ate a pepperoni last night.
According to my people, the first jukebox showed up in what city? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com It’s an auto-reply day. They’re the worst.
Yesterday’s answer was Robbie Robertson.
Have the best day after New Years Ever. Please note that Ever is in all caps as a tribute to this wonderful year.
Love the Madness,
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Tuesday, January 01, 2008
Ahhh, 2008…The Year of Enrichment.
The year we learn to forget about the fleeting present and worry about the past or the future.
The year we minimize our risk for the fear of rejection is all too great.
The year we purposefully augment our suffering hoping our unjust world turns.
The year we use ‘augment’ as often as possible whether it works grammatically or not.
Yes, it is a time for all of us to learn to take up more time and space.
And, let us not forget about love.
I hope you enjoyed that poem.
Who composed the music for Raging Bull. Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include three quotes from football movies and one quote from Halle Berry. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was Northwestern.
Have a really good New Years Day.
Love the Madness,
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
The year we learn to forget about the fleeting present and worry about the past or the future.
The year we minimize our risk for the fear of rejection is all too great.
The year we purposefully augment our suffering hoping our unjust world turns.
The year we use ‘augment’ as often as possible whether it works grammatically or not.
Yes, it is a time for all of us to learn to take up more time and space.
And, let us not forget about love.
I hope you enjoyed that poem.
Who composed the music for Raging Bull. Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include three quotes from football movies and one quote from Halle Berry. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was Northwestern.
Have a really good New Years Day.
Love the Madness,
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
