Thursday, May 31, 2007

My team lost in Badminton yesterday. There is nothing worse. I spent most of the day sulking after the loss. Now what do you do…just sit there and watch everyone else play? I wasn’t nearly aggressive enough during the match, I waited for the birdie to come to me and I abandoned my serve too early. Needless to say I am sick about it. I would like to formally apologize to my teammate, Carrie.

Carrie – I feel I wasn’t nearly aggressive enough during the match, I waited for the birdie to come to me and I abandoned my serve too early. Needless to say I am sick about it. For all this and for everything else terrible I have ever done I apologize.

Softball tonight and I plan to make up for everything by hitting for the cycle and getting at least two web gems at short.

Thanks for hearing me out today. I feel no better.

If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?
-Vince Lombardi

According to baseball legend, who hit the longest home run in the history of baseball? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.

Yesterday’s answer was Roger Clemons.

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Wednesday, May 30, 2007

We’re redoing the Classic Moose Tee which is the first Moosejaw tee shirt ever made. We don’t have that many Classic Moose Tees left. If you want one please place an order today and email me your order number and I’ll add 372 Moosejaw Rewards points to your account. Please note I predict we sell out of the Classic Moose and then come up with a new version of it which won’t sell as well as this one and then we’ll bring the old one back again. Having said all that no one likes an optimist or cynic or pessimist for that matter. Pretty much no one likes anyone. That’s not true. I like my friends and strangers. I just don’t care for an acquaintance all that much. Hey, how are you doing? Good. How are you? Really good. Alright, it was good seeing you. You too.

Tough loss last night. It’s definitely going 7.

Who was the first major league pitcher to strike out twenty batters in a nine inning game? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.

Yesterday’s answer was St. Louis.

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Tuesday, May 29, 2007

The Girl is lactose intolerant or something close to that so she can’t have any dairy. When I order for her at Starbucks I am now instructed to say that if you use regular milk instead of soy my girlfriend is going to die.

Here is a play about that previous note…

Bill from Alaska: Why would anyone possibly care about what you order at Starbucks or how you order it?
Laurie: I am sick of you telling your terrible stories.
Cami: I liked Trapper until I graduated. Now I’m over it.
Sarah from Columbus: You are awesome Trapper.

The first Olympics held in the US were held in what city? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.

Yesterday’s answer was The Who.

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Monday, May 28, 2007

Happiest Memorial Day ever. I had something significant to say today and I can’t remember what it was.

Tough Pistons loss last night.

I saw a rainbow yesterday. This is what I said to myself…”A rainbow. It’s pretty.”

Three more days until softball. We’re 2-2 right now. My on base percentage is .750 but I can barely hit it past the pitcher. I hope to be getting some pointers from coach today and I expect to hit for the cycle on Thursday. Why is this important for you to know you may ask? Well, on this date in 1957 the Dodgers and Giants were given the go ahead to move to California and while I was trying to figure out a way to add some importance to our softball game I came across this fact on Wikipedia and thought there was enough synergy to mention it especially because of that other thing.

I believe I have taken up enough space today.

The band The Detours eventually changed their name to __________ and became one of the world’s most influential rock bands. Please fill in the blank. Everyone loves a fill in the blank question especially on Memorial Day. Today is an auto-reply day and in addition to the answer today’s auto-reply will include four very special quotes by people who don’t really exist. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.

Yesterday’s answer was Ray Harroun.

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Friday, May 25, 2007

Emergency one…Joe Ray T. and his girlfriend will be traveling from Tennessee to Moosejaw in Grosse Pointe today. We’ll be having a full party while they’re in the shop so, if you’re bored, please swing by.

Emergency two…ET had a .750 on base percentage in her first Moosejaw softball game since having ACL surgery in 1967. We also won the game.

Emergency three…I just finished my water bottle and have no water. This is ridiculous.

Emergency four…Great Pistons win last night.

What was the last state to secede from the Union? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.

Yesterday’s answer was Sir Barton.

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Thursday, May 24, 2007

The only parts of Idol I liked last night were Carrie Underwood, Green Day and that Ford ad when they did Cyndi Lauper. Actually, I really only liked the Ford ad.

Big Pistons game tonight. If betting was legal I’d put my house on the Pistons. Please note that if you bet illegally never take my advice. Don’t even take my advice and bet the Cavs because you think I might always lose.

Softball tonight. We’ll win. Like you care.

What horse first won the Triple Crown? If you look this one up you’ll definitely get it right. Actually, that might not be true. I’ll stop talking about it though. Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.

Yesterday’s answer was Reagan.

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Wednesday, May 23, 2007

The point swapping event from yesterday couldn’t have gone better. I’m not quite so sure it was an event.

The Girl got me a massage for my birthday which was in September and I just got the massage last night. I fell asleep for 45 minutes of the 50 minute massage and remember nothing. I told The Girl the massage was amazing and she is just now learning that I basically missed it. The lady might not even have massaged me. I still liked it though. My favorite part was the end of the massage when the lady said something about my energy and aura.

I am very nervous about Idol. Jordin is for sure going to win. The Girl voted for Jordin. Attached is a picture that came in today of two fantastic Moosejaw people with Bucky Covington from Idol. Please click I have no idea who Bucky is to check it out.

Who was the first US President to address a joint session of Britain’s Parliament? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.

Yesterday’s answer was Donald Duck.

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Tuesday, May 22, 2007

I had milk from a real glass bottle 1950 Pleasantville-style instead of a carton this morning. I liked it better than normal milk even though it tasted the same in my cereal. I’ll be talking to my people about it.

Today is a point swapping day with a caveat. Here we go…

If you have five hundred Moosejaw points you’re wiling to give away or if you need five hundred Moosejaw points to get something please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com and I’ll match everything up. However, if you offer to give at least 347 points I’ll give you half off any of the following hoodies…

Doc Holiday
Shanny
Lt. Web Smith

For half off you might as well use the hoody as a rag or stock up on presents for other humans. Please email me your point offer and your order number and I’ll adjust the price of your order and confirm to you.

If you’re still reading here’s today’s question….What Disney character made his or her screen debut in The Wise Little Hen? This will be a really easy one to get if you look it up so I recommend pretending it is like 1980 and there were barley even telephones to use to communicate. Or something like that. Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.

Yesterday’s answer was Pioneer 10.

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Monday, May 21, 2007

No one likes a dream or déjà vu story and you should only tell those stories to people who want to like you less.

Please assume this story is an exception to the rule listed above because its significance supersedes all rules. I was standing by the sink this morning cleaning my cereal bowl which, by the way, happens to be totally inappropriate even though I’m a wonderful dishwasher and I didn’t exactly have déjà vu…I actually had a doubla vu which, technically, is déjà vu about having déjà vu. Needless to say, I was quite alarmed and immediately called my orthodontist.

Sorry you had to read that.

Big Pistons game tonight.

What was the name of the first spacecraft to leave the solar system? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.

Yesterday’s answer was the Senate.

Have the best Monday since January 22nd.

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Sunday, May 20, 2007

Here's the Remains of the Day lunchbox. Kids don't like eating at school, but if they have a Remains of the Day lunchbox they're a lot happier.
-Corky St. Clair, Waiting for Guffman

Who proclaimed Napoleon Emperor of France… Napoleon himself, the sitting king or the Senate? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer today’s auto-reply will include quotes from Napoleon Bonaparte, Napoleon Dynamite and something from Animal Farm. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for the auto-reply.

Yesterday’s answer was Cincinnati.

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Saturday, May 19, 2007

Someone told me I look like Shawn Brady from Days of Our Lives yesterday. It is the second time someone has said it so I looked him up at imdb.com. Click I don’t care what you look like at all to check the pic. He is one hunk and a half and I don’t look anything like him. I think I look more like a young Herbert Hoover.

I was going to get camouflage shorts and new cool sunglasses but decided not to mostly because I am not cool enough and I have never seen Shawn Brady wear that stuff on Days and, as you know, he is my new mentor when it comes to anything related to local geography.

Granted, when I was a kid growing up on a vineyard in northern California I had no idea crushing grapes would end up making my feet so cute. It happened and there is nothing I can do about it. Guessing Shawn Brady went through the same exact thing.

You would have been better off not having read the remark today, don’t you think?

Major League Baseball’s first night game was played in what city? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer today’s auto-reply will include three quotes from people with great hair. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.

Yesterday’s answer was New York.

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Friday, May 18, 2007

Is it just me or does every new license plate in Michigan begins with the letter B? This is quite disturbing 1984-style. If you’re not driving in Michigan please pretend you didn’t read that sentence.

People are still emailing me about the remark question I got wrong a couple days ago. On Wednesday I told many of you the answer was Delaware. Based on your feedback and a few websites I changed the answer to Florida mid-day. After thinking about the entire situation for a day and, because of changing topographies in the world, I believe Delaware is still right. I feel much better about myself now.

Okay, now I don’t feel better about myself. Why do I always have to be right? I’ll be talking to my analyst about the entire affair as soon as possible.

I still haven’t seen The Departed or Babel.

That’s all.

The Queen Mary’s destination on her first voyage was what country? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.

Yesterday’s answer was Grover Cleveland.

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Thursday, May 17, 2007

Our MySpace page has a new look. When you’re bored please click I have been out of college for ten years and know nothing about MySpace to check it out. If you’re not a MySpace friend and want to get it going I’ll add 297 Moosejaw Rewards Points to your account for making it happen. Please email me some proof when you’re a Go and I’ll add the points.

I tried to not drink coffee yesterday. I went until about 11am and thought it was the dumbest thing I’ve ever tried to do and what’s the point of suffering (even more) so I am now back to two double espressos a day jic.

If the goal of life is to inspire then why not sing silently from the top of mountains, eat hard boiled eggs with a stranger and gloat about something hardly formidable.
– Anon, The Battle of Actium, 31BC

Who was the first US President to get married in the White House? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.

Yesterday’s answer was Delaware.

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Wednesday, May 16, 2007

We have a new Buy 1 Get 1 Free Moosejaw promo to check out. Please click You Posted This Yesterday and I Already Saw It to check it out. If you get something today please email me with your order number and I’ll add an extra 221 Moosejaw Rewards Points to your account. This works just for the specific shirts featured in the section.

Very tough TV night last night. The boys in my house wanted to watch the Tigers, Pistons, Wings and Idol. The girls wanted to watch Idol and Dancing with the Stars.

I had almost a full carton of Carvel ice cream last night and it couldn’t have been better. If you’re in Phoenix there’s a great Carvel at the airport.

ssb…three days in a row.

Which US state has the lowest highest point? I feel like I’ve asked this before which means you should definitely get it right. I missed though and that’s why I’m forced to ask the question. Forced may not be the right word but close enough. Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.

Yesterday’s answer was Happy. Keith Richards sang lead vocals on Happy off the Exile on Main Street album which peaked at #22 in 1972.

Have the best Wednesday since November 3, 1978.

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Tuesday, May 15, 2007

The home page today is pretty good. Please don’t look at it.

Sometimes I don’t even want ice cream before I go to bed but I eat it anyway just in case.

I call friends on the actual phone so infrequently that when I do call and no one picks up I have to follow up the call with an email or text just to say the call wasn’t an emergency. I don’t think the previous sentence makes sense. Who cares?

I joined girl’s lunch yesterday. Maybe it’s Girl’s Lunch. I wasn’t invited but I happened to have been around the table. I think my contributions were quite valuable and, although I haven’t been invited back just yet, I would be surprised if any invitation isn’t on the way. Please see www.exclusivegirlslunchatmoosejaw.org for more information. Please note that if you click that url you’ll go nowhere.

ssb…again.

Today’s question comes from Dr. Cheese MD. You may know the doctor from stealing my turkey sandwich in college or yelling at me for partying while he was studying for exams freshman year or from me canceling plans on him so I could watch the Final Four a few weeks ago. Here we go… What was the first Rolling Stones Top 40 song that did not feature Mick Jagger on lead vocals? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.

Yesterday’s answer was The Killers.

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Monday, May 14, 2007

I won my first badminton match on Friday but I was awful. In fact, I don’t think I’ve ever been worse at anything. My partner, Carrie, was the best player ever.

The Girl’s sister spells everything she says instead of actually talking. I actually think it is rather efficient. Actually.

On Mother’s Day yesterday my mom revealed that when I was little they sent me away with a dragon named Simon to learn the art of chair building in cold climates.

Finally, the ice cream cake we had at Mother’s Day was, without question, the best dessert ever made in history. I ate at least half of the cake.

If you didn’t receive the Mother’s Day card we sent out and you need something for Father’s Day please let me know and I’ll email it to you.

ssb

What was Reagan's last Hollywood role before entering politics? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.

Yesterday’s answer was pumice.

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Sunday, May 13, 2007

Sammy Jankis wrote himself endless notes. But he'd get mixed up. I've got a more graceful solution to the memory problem. I'm disciplined and organized. I use habit and routine to make my life possible. Sammy had no drive. No reason to make it work.
-Leonard Shelby, Memento

What is the only type of stone that will float? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer today’s auto-reply will include four quotes from people who are really handsome. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this fantastic auto-reply.

Yesterday’s answer was Big Sky, Montana.

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Saturday, May 12, 2007

I heard the song Macarthur Park by Donna Summer last night. I will never get over the lyrics and will mention on the Daily Remark every time I hear it until I am fired. Communism doesn’t work because you can’t stifle the Survival of the Fittest. In the same manner I can’t help myself from making mention of Macarthur Park. I will discuss it with my analyst asap. Please note that I don’t know anything about anything.

MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!

Today’s question comes from Ryan. Last year Ryan built the wagon that Tony Blair gave to his grandkid for Halloween. According to the British tabloids it is not Ryan’s fault that the kid ended up being a horrible race car driver but that he was responsible for Tony Blair’s great tan. Which ski resort in the Lower 48 boasts the most vertical feet of skiable terrain? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer today’s auto-reply will include three quotes by ladies who I have met. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this riveting auto-reply. Also, all of that stuff I said about Ryan is made up and I have no clue why I wrote it.

Yesterday’s answer was London, England in 1876. It was called "The Glacierium."

Have the seventeenth best Saturday of your entire life.

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Friday, May 11, 2007

We won our game last night so there is no special deal on any of the excellent Moosejaw stuff I talked about Wednesday. I didn’t talk about it I emailed about it.

My friend Al is better at naming obscure songs on the radio than anyone in the world. We are trying to figure out a way to turn it into some kind of daily madness. Al also may have been the first person to get me drunk. I think it was peach schnapps mixed with crest in the dug out of some random baseball field.

The rest of today’s remark is a guest remark from Jordan. This is important. Enjoy…

The Moosejaw hamster is named Jorge. She's actually a girl, but we found that out after I named her. She's named after a bartender at the restaurant where I work. She is next-door neighbors with one of my other hamsters, Clifford, named after the Moosejaw employee. Clifford is actually a boy. Thank you for your time and the stickers with my order. Jordan

Where did the first artificially refrigerated ice rink open? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.

Yesterday’s answer was seven… Illinois, Indiana, Kentucky, North Carolina, Ohio, Virginia, & West Virginia.

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Thursday, May 10, 2007

How come avocados and guacamole turn brown so quickly? Why can’t they fix that? Might be a nice topic for your Daily Remark group discussion.

Second softball game of the year tonight. If you don’t know about the offer I made yesterday and you have absolutely nothing better to do please click on yesterday’s remark to check it out?

I forgot to have ice cream last night. I bet something awful will happen to me today. I actually don’t believe in a jinx but I do believe in a streak. Who cares what I think?

How many states have the cardinal for their state bird? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.

Yesterday’s answer was Chuck Berry.

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Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Second softball game of the year tomorrow. If we lose tomorrow on Friday I’ll have a coupon code for 50% off The Moosejaw Yipes, Shoop, and Riff Randal tees. If we win you have to still buy the stuff but pay a 50% premium. The winning part actually isn’t true but the 50% off if we lose is a Go.

I think Blake is going to go tonight.

I put on Michigan lacrosse shorts every day when I get home. I don’t think they’ve ever been washed.

We’re having a badmitton tournament at Moosejaw.com right now. I play my first match Friday. I for sure have not touched a badmitton thing since I was eight. I still think my team will win. I have a great badmitton outfit picked out.

The whites.
-The Big Lebowski

Who was the first person inducted into the Rock n’ Roll Hall of Fame? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.

Yesterday’s answer was The New York Highlanders.

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Tuesday, May 08, 2007

We have the best contest ever this month. Please click You say you have the best contest ever each month and it is boring to check it out.

Someone sent in a video of Charlie O’Connell wearing a Moosejaw tee on E! last week. Please click big deal to check it out. You need to watch Paulino Rubio to check it out. Nothing wrong with Paulino.

Click here if you want to click something but not go anywhere.

Who did the Red Sox play in the first game ever played in Fenway Park? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.

Yesterday’s answer was Roger Bannister.

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Monday, May 07, 2007

The Girl got a blackberry yesterday. We have only communicated via email since. The lack of talking and increased accountability has led to nothing but more love and I believe that if no one in the world talked everyone would be happier. Thank you for having me today.

Who did the Yankees play in the first game ever played in Yankee Stadium? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.

Yesterday’s answer was Roger Bannister.

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Sunday, May 06, 2007

Courtney: Darcy thinks she should get captain 'cause her dad pays for everything.
Whitney: He should use some of that money to buy her a clue.

-Bring It On, imdb.com

According to the record books, who was the first person to run a mile in under four minutes? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer today’s auto-reply will include four movie quotes from someone who once talked about running. Please note that he wasn’t talking to me. Actually, it was about jogging not running. More specifically, it was about yogging… with a silent G. I’ll stop typing now. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for the auto-reply. Now, I’ll stop typing.

Yesterday’s answer was New York

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Saturday, May 05, 2007

Has everyone seen our home page? Please click I already saw your home page and I am tired of being directed back to your site to check it out. We posted it immediately after receiving our invitation to Cami’s graduation party. If you had sent us some sort of invite maybe you’d get a home page that millions of people would see too. Millions is not made up either. At least I don’t think it is.

I am no longer angry about softball. I am just not happy about it.

When I was a young boy growing up in Auckland I enjoyed nothing more than racing a scorpion that lived in our backyard. His name was Roy. Just joking. According to Wikipedia scorpions are conspicuously absent from New Zealand.

Which US state first required license plates on cars? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer the auto-reply will include quotes from three people who live in the state that is the answer. I can’t imagine anything more enticing. So, if you want the auto-reply please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.

Yesterday’s answer was an iceberg.

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Friday, May 04, 2007

We lost our first softball game of the year last night. It was awful and I am trying not to be angry about it. Angry isn’t the right word. In fact, I don’t like the word angry at all.

My performance last night yields a five percent discount which isn’t so great so I recommend buying nothing because of it. If you insist, the deal definitely still stands so if you place an order for any Moosejaw brand product please email me your order number five seconds after you place your order and I’ll adjust the price and email you a confirmation. Next week I’ll do a better deal that will hinge a little on the team because I certainly would have preferred to have been horrible and still win the game.

The survey yesterday was amazing and thanks everyone for chiming in. A was the winner followed closely by E.

Show me a good loser, and I'll show you a loser.
-Vince Lombardi

Confidence is contagious. So is lack of confidence.
-Vince Lombardi

ssb
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According to the Official Record what actually caused the Titanic to sink? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.comwith the survey answer and the answer to this rather timely question. Thank you and thank you.

Yesterday’s answer was 15%.

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Thursday, May 03, 2007

We have a new section on the site called MoosejawPro. I don’t love the name but that has nothing to do with my question…

Can you please click I have no interest doing this to check out MoosejawPro and answer the following survey.

A) I like this section and hope you change it up every couple weeks so I can see the best gear.
B) I like this section but I won’t ever click on it.
C) I could care less about Moosejaw Pro.
D) I could care a less about Moosejaw Pro.
E) I picture you being cute but not handsome…like a chipmunk.

When I do a survey we get so many people responding that I need to do an auto-reply. I will check every email but I won’t reply.

According to someone who sent in this question and I feel terrible because I can’t remember who, what percent of women send themselves flowers on Valentines Day? Is it 10%, 15% of 20%? Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.comwith the survey answer and the answer to this rather timely question. Thank you and thank you.

Yesterday’s answer was trees.

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Wednesday, May 02, 2007

The Girl was out of town the past two days. It was awful. I spent most of my time cleaning the house or thinking about cleaning the house. Actually, I really just cleaned the kitchen counters over and over again. The house smells like bleach and I am positive I ruined everything.

First softball game of the year tomorrow. Please remember the whole deal I made yesterday regarding the discount deal thing for my poor performance. Or don’t.

It’s way too early to know what I’m wearing for Halloween so please stop asking.

Today’s question comes from Stephanie. In April, Stephanie was named Rookie of the Year in Nascars under 15 circuit. That’s not true. Actually, it may be true but as far as I know I made it up. Michigan has more of something than all of Europe? What is the something? Your hint is that it is not cars or factories or bugs but it is something that lives. Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.

Yesterday’s answer was a smack.

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Tuesday, May 01, 2007

You might recall that I got a new baseball mitt for my birthday. Just joking that you might recall that. Anyway, I tried breaking the mitt in myself and I did a horrible job and was awful in softball practice last week. So, I had some shop break my mitt in for me and they did such a beautiful job that I only plan to boot half the grounders hit to me at our first game this Thursday. Actually, I’ll give 5% off any Moosejaw brand product on Friday for any error I make or any time I don’t get on base this Thursday. So, if I make three errors and fail getting on base twice you’ll get 25% off. Please feel free to come to the game and root against me. I’ll stop typing now.

Today’s question comes from Ben. Ben was recently incarcerated for being the best dancer in his county. If you need more information please watch Footloose. However, please note that I made this up. I did watch about a minute of Footloose last night and it was very good. Here we go…What’s a group of jellyfish called? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.

Yesterday’s answer was Iowa.

Have the best Tuesday ever. Really.

Love the Madness.

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