Monday, June 30, 2008
I saw someone in a shirt that said something like Guata Jujitsu. I might have the Guata part wrong but the jujitsu is right and I immediately thought he was a bad ass. From here on out, if you ever see anyone in a Moosejaw hat and a jujitsu shirt please assume it’s me. Or, that person that I saw this morning. Actually, if I got some sort of jujitsu doctor’s scrubs then I would unjustly earn all sorts of respect.
Agostino di Duccio supposedly started what sculpture which was later completed by one of the great Renaissance artists? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include two quotes by Da Vinci and one quote by Whitney Houston. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was China.
Have the best Monday ever.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Agostino di Duccio supposedly started what sculpture which was later completed by one of the great Renaissance artists? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include two quotes by Da Vinci and one quote by Whitney Houston. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was China.
Have the best Monday ever.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Sunday, June 29, 2008
Now two boys have been found rubbing linseed oil into the school cormorant. Now some of you may feel that the cormorant does not play an important part in the life of the school, but I would remind you that it was presented to us by the corporation of the Town of Sudbury to commemorate Empire Day, when we try to remember the names of all those from the Sudbury area who so gallantly gave their lives to keep China British. So from now on, the cormorant is strictly OUT OF BOUNDS. Oh and Jenkins? Apparently your mother died this morning. Chaplain?
-Humphrey, The Meaning of Life
According to my people, cannons were first used in what country? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include two quotes from President Clinton and one quote from Ron Burgundy. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was India.
Have a really, really good rest of Sunday please.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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-Humphrey, The Meaning of Life
According to my people, cannons were first used in what country? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include two quotes from President Clinton and one quote from Ron Burgundy. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was India.
Have a really, really good rest of Sunday please.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Saturday, June 28, 2008
I lost in Scrabble yesterday and I will never play with more than one opponent again. It is a totally different game when you play against more than one person and if you play the game you’ll know what I mean. The person who went after me must have opened up about nine Triple Words…that’s more triples than are even on the board so you know it was bad. If you don’t play then please ignore this entirely.
Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
– Brian Fantana
What country is bordered by China, Pakistan, Nepal, Bhutan, Burma and Bangladesh? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include two quotes by short people and one quote about food. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was France.
Have the greatest Saturday ever.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
– Brian Fantana
What country is bordered by China, Pakistan, Nepal, Bhutan, Burma and Bangladesh? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include two quotes by short people and one quote about food. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was France.
Have the greatest Saturday ever.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Friday, June 27, 2008
This is another guest Daily Remark from Bob in Chicago. He’s pretty tall so you know his words will be important. Please enjoy…
How many different tasty items can all be combined together before the flavor explosion is too much to handle and the smoothie of your dreams turns into a nightmare? Apparently it's 7. I tried to make a strawberry/mango/lemonade/chocolate/banana/pineapple smoothie and it was DEEEELISH but then I made another one and added A-1 and that seventh item ruined it for some reason. can't figure out why…
The first flight in a hot air balloon took place in what country? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include three things about Trapper you may not already know and this is Jack writing this and not Trapper. I can assure you that the auto-reply will be boring. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for the auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was four - Scalia, Thomas, Ginsberg and Roberts.
Have an okay rest of Friday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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How many different tasty items can all be combined together before the flavor explosion is too much to handle and the smoothie of your dreams turns into a nightmare? Apparently it's 7. I tried to make a strawberry/mango/lemonade/chocolate/banana/pineapple smoothie and it was DEEEELISH but then I made another one and added A-1 and that seventh item ruined it for some reason. can't figure out why…
The first flight in a hot air balloon took place in what country? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include three things about Trapper you may not already know and this is Jack writing this and not Trapper. I can assure you that the auto-reply will be boring. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for the auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was four - Scalia, Thomas, Ginsberg and Roberts.
Have an okay rest of Friday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Thursday, June 26, 2008
I’m going to start working as a security person at the airport and tell everyone to have a good flight and see how many people tell me to have a good flight too. I thought of this all by myself.
Of the nine current Supreme Court Justices how many refer to Washington DC as his/her own state? Please email me your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Jason Kidd.
Have the best Thursday of your entire life.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Of the nine current Supreme Court Justices how many refer to Washington DC as his/her own state? Please email me your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Jason Kidd.
Have the best Thursday of your entire life.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Fran in San Francisco started Mission Cycling. If you’re bored and in San Francisco please click here to check it out. More importantly, there is a picture of Fran on the site which is sickening.
What active NBA player has the most triple doubles in the playoffs? Please email your answers to Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was The Portland Rose Festival.
Have an alright Wednesday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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What active NBA player has the most triple doubles in the playoffs? Please email your answers to Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was The Portland Rose Festival.
Have an alright Wednesday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Tuesday, June 24, 2008
This is true… The Girl’s nephew put scrambled eggs on keyboard of my lap top last night. You might think this is something bad but it’s actually working out pretty well for me. I anticipate that every keyboard will come with scrambled eggs from now on. Please feel free to take the idea.
What’s the second largest all-floral parade in the US? This was named the most riveting question today by the lady who sits next to me. Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was The San Francisco Examiner.
Have the fourteenth best Tuesday of your life please.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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What’s the second largest all-floral parade in the US? This was named the most riveting question today by the lady who sits next to me. Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was The San Francisco Examiner.
Have the fourteenth best Tuesday of your life please.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Monday, June 23, 2008
I received the following email from someone at Moosejaw this morning. For some reason I feel more accomplished than ever.
“Wow. Someone is angry this morning. Why don’t you take out the garbage so that you can relax a little.”
William Randolph Hearst first worked at what newspaper? I’m not sure I love the way that reads but I’m going with it. Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer today’s auto-reply will include one quote and three random facts. Please use the random facts as a trade for dinner tonight. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was The Empire State Building.
Have a pretty good rest of Monday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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“Wow. Someone is angry this morning. Why don’t you take out the garbage so that you can relax a little.”
William Randolph Hearst first worked at what newspaper? I’m not sure I love the way that reads but I’m going with it. Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer today’s auto-reply will include one quote and three random facts. Please use the random facts as a trade for dinner tonight. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was The Empire State Building.
Have a pretty good rest of Monday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Friday, June 20, 2008
Part of a TV show is being filmed at Moosejaw and it’s a real show that you’ve probably heard of but I’m not allowed to say what the show is. Click here to see a pic and then maybe you and your friends can guess what the show is. Or, maybe not.
In Along Came Polly, what was Polly’s ferret’s name? Today is an auto reply day, so in addition to the answer you’ll also receive a few of my favorite quotes from the movie. Totally enjoyable, right. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was Vladimir Nabokov.
Have the best Friday of your entire life.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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In Along Came Polly, what was Polly’s ferret’s name? Today is an auto reply day, so in addition to the answer you’ll also receive a few of my favorite quotes from the movie. Totally enjoyable, right. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was Vladimir Nabokov.
Have the best Friday of your entire life.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Thursday, June 19, 2008
Sigourney Weaver filmed a Lifetime movie at Moosejaw a few days ago and I’m not making that up. I don’t think I was supposed to tell anyone though.
What author sometimes wrote under the name V. Sirin. Among? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Chicago.
Have a pretty good Thursday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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What author sometimes wrote under the name V. Sirin. Among? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Chicago.
Have a pretty good Thursday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Wednesday, June 18, 2008
On June 18th, in 1940, Churchill gave his Finest Hour speech. I’ve always loved that speech and in second grade I was accused of plagiarizing Churchill for my speech about bees and why it’s totally unnecessary to learn how to write in cursive. Less importantly, our hold music at Moosejaw used to be Churchill’s greatest speeches. Now it’s the soundtrack to Bring It On. That’s all.
The first All-Star game took place in what city? We’re talking baseball all-star game. Please email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com. Thank you. And thank you.
Yesterday’s answer was Shakespeare.
Have the best rest of Wednesday ever.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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The first All-Star game took place in what city? We’re talking baseball all-star game. Please email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com. Thank you. And thank you.
Yesterday’s answer was Shakespeare.
Have the best rest of Wednesday ever.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Tuesday, June 17, 2008
We have the best contest ever this month and I forgot to tell you about it a couple weeks ago when it started and no one likes me anymore because of it. Please click I’d like extra garbanzo beans please to check it out.
According to my people, what author is quoted more than any other? I don’t know how one would track such info but when you get the answer it will sound believable enough. Please email your answers to Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Joined.
Have a really, really, really good Tuesday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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According to my people, what author is quoted more than any other? I don’t know how one would track such info but when you get the answer it will sound believable enough. Please email your answers to Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Joined.
Have a really, really, really good Tuesday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Monday, June 16, 2008
I am writing this Sunday night. I have nothing to say and have a feeling that I am going to have nothing for tomorrow morning so here’s a live play at my house…
Fade into…
The Girl is in the kitchen right now on her computer and I’m in another room watching tv on my computer. Here’s what I’m going to email her…
Love of my entire life – I will massage your feet for one minute if you bring me a mix of coffee and vanilla ice cream microwaved for thirty seconds. Please make it sixty percent coffee. Thank you.
Okay. Here was her reply.
I will do it for a five minute foot massage.
Here is my reply.
I will massage for five minutes right now if afterwards you get the ice cream and you put away the laundry that I folded before we go to bed.
Here is her reply.
Deal.
Fade out and I hope you enjoyed the play…
Did Karl Marx join the Communist League or start the Communist League? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include two quotes by Marx and one quote by Charles Barkley. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was California.
Have the best Monday ever.
Love the Madness
Trapper
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Fade into…
The Girl is in the kitchen right now on her computer and I’m in another room watching tv on my computer. Here’s what I’m going to email her…
Love of my entire life – I will massage your feet for one minute if you bring me a mix of coffee and vanilla ice cream microwaved for thirty seconds. Please make it sixty percent coffee. Thank you.
Okay. Here was her reply.
I will do it for a five minute foot massage.
Here is my reply.
I will massage for five minutes right now if afterwards you get the ice cream and you put away the laundry that I folded before we go to bed.
Here is her reply.
Deal.
Fade out and I hope you enjoyed the play…
Did Karl Marx join the Communist League or start the Communist League? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include two quotes by Marx and one quote by Charles Barkley. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was California.
Have the best Monday ever.
Love the Madness
Trapper
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Sunday, June 15, 2008
Two years he walks the earth. No phone, no pool, no pets, no cigarettes. Ultimate freedom. An extremist. An aesthetic voyager whose home is the road. Escaped from Atlanta. Thou shalt not return, 'cause "the West is the best." And now after two rambling years comes the final and greatest adventure. The climactic battle to kill the false being within and victoriously conclude the spiritual pilgrimage. Ten days and nights of freight trains and hitchhiking bring him to the Great White North. No longer to be poisoned by civilization he flees, and walks alone upon the land to become lost in the wild. - Alexander Supertramp May 1992
-Christopher McCandless, Into the Wild
The highest waterfall in the US is located in what state? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include two quotes from people named Steve and one quote from someone not named Steve. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was Magic Johnson.
Have an alright Sunday.
Love the Madness
Trapper
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-Christopher McCandless, Into the Wild
The highest waterfall in the US is located in what state? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include two quotes from people named Steve and one quote from someone not named Steve. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was Magic Johnson.
Have an alright Sunday.
Love the Madness
Trapper
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Saturday, June 14, 2008
I think Suzanne Malveaux is looking all Cutie McCutes. Thinking she may have had some work done. I just checked her Wiki page and she is a bad ass. That’s all. Sorry for saying Wiki.
What NBA player has the most triple doubles in the playoffs? We’re talking all time. Today is an auto reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include two quotes from basketball players and one quote from Gandhi. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was eight.
Have the best Saturday ever.
Love the Madness
Trapper
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What NBA player has the most triple doubles in the playoffs? We’re talking all time. Today is an auto reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include two quotes from basketball players and one quote from Gandhi. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was eight.
Have the best Saturday ever.
Love the Madness
Trapper
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Friday, June 13, 2008
The Girl and I went to dinner last night. We saw friends at another table so I tried to send some bacon to their table and the waitress wouldn’t do it. So, I asked the manager to do it and he did and it turned out that the girl who got the bacon delivery recently became a vegan and she thought I was making fun of her. Of course, I had no idea she was a vegan. As it stands, everyone hates me. That’s all.
How many years did George Washington serve as President…4, 6 or 8? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include three quotes from politicians. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this riveting auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was A Bed.
Have an incredible Friday. Really.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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How many years did George Washington serve as President…4, 6 or 8? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include three quotes from politicians. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this riveting auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was A Bed.
Have an incredible Friday. Really.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Thursday, June 12, 2008
This is a guest remark from Thomas Jefferson in San Francisco…
Mila in Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Saw it last night and I would break your legs and arms for her.
Pic one
Pic two
What is a group of clams called? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Bogota, Colombia. No it wasn’t. It was just Colombia.
Have the best Thursday of your life.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Mila in Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Saw it last night and I would break your legs and arms for her.
Pic one
Pic two
What is a group of clams called? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Bogota, Colombia. No it wasn’t. It was just Colombia.
Have the best Thursday of your life.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008
I have nothing to say today.
The charter for the Organization of American States (OAS) was signed in what country? I had to ask this question because it was asked of me and I missed it and those are the rules. Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Convicted.
Have the best Wednesday ever.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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The charter for the Organization of American States (OAS) was signed in what country? I had to ask this question because it was asked of me and I missed it and those are the rules. Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Convicted.
Have the best Wednesday ever.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Tuesday, June 10, 2008
We have all sorts of new Moosejaw stuff going on.
It says MoosejawApparel in red on the home page instead of just Moosejaw. According to most industry analysts the red font will help to decrease sales which is perfect in light of the fact that we want Moosejaw to mostly be a secret. That one isn’t a big deal so I wouldn’t click through but here’s the home page jic.
We have a new Moosejaw brand page which is worth checking out. Click over there.
I think that covers it. If you feel like placing an order for Moosejaw stuff today or tomorrow enter coupon code 447 and you’ll get Free normal shipping and then five seconds after you place your order please email me your order number and I’ll add 312 Moosejaw points to your account.
They said Normal means Ground or Economy or whatever the ground version of US Mail is. That’s all.
In the 1925 Scopes Trial, was John T. Scopes acquitted or convicted? Please email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was James Monroe.
Have a decent Tuesday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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It says MoosejawApparel in red on the home page instead of just Moosejaw. According to most industry analysts the red font will help to decrease sales which is perfect in light of the fact that we want Moosejaw to mostly be a secret. That one isn’t a big deal so I wouldn’t click through but here’s the home page jic.
We have a new Moosejaw brand page which is worth checking out. Click over there.
I think that covers it. If you feel like placing an order for Moosejaw stuff today or tomorrow enter coupon code 447 and you’ll get Free normal shipping and then five seconds after you place your order please email me your order number and I’ll add 312 Moosejaw points to your account.
They said Normal means Ground or Economy or whatever the ground version of US Mail is. That’s all.
In the 1925 Scopes Trial, was John T. Scopes acquitted or convicted? Please email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was James Monroe.
Have a decent Tuesday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Monday, June 09, 2008
I’ve emboldened the only sections of the remark that’s worth reading.
My cousin just graduated from Vanderbilt and he’s spending the summer traveling around Europe and Asia and he’s borrowing one of my packs. I’ve never had more respect for him than when he chose the pack that’s a little less functional but looks cooler for the girls. That’s not true. I respected him slightly more when he drove from Nashville to Kansas to watch the Final Four just because it would be fun to be amongst Jayhawk fans. I wish I had thought to do that. See… it always ends up being about me even when I don’t want it to be. I can’t wait to see my analyst.
Section three.
I’ve never written emboldened before.
What president was known as the ‘last of the Virginia dynasty?’ Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include a detailed list of everything that’s on my desk thing right now. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was A Sailboat.
Have an incredible Monday please and we rarely say incredible.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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My cousin just graduated from Vanderbilt and he’s spending the summer traveling around Europe and Asia and he’s borrowing one of my packs. I’ve never had more respect for him than when he chose the pack that’s a little less functional but looks cooler for the girls. That’s not true. I respected him slightly more when he drove from Nashville to Kansas to watch the Final Four just because it would be fun to be amongst Jayhawk fans. I wish I had thought to do that. See… it always ends up being about me even when I don’t want it to be. I can’t wait to see my analyst.
Section three.
I’ve never written emboldened before.
What president was known as the ‘last of the Virginia dynasty?’ Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include a detailed list of everything that’s on my desk thing right now. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was A Sailboat.
Have an incredible Monday please and we rarely say incredible.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Sunday, June 08, 2008
I should hang; I'm a hypocrite. I ask for sincerity and I lie. I denounce the system as I embrace it. I want money and power and prestige: I want ratings and success. And I don't give a damn about you, or the world. That's the truth: for that I could say I'm sorry, but I won't. Why should I? I mean who the hell are you anyways you... audience! You're on me every night like a pack of wolves because you can't stand facing what you are and what you've made! Yes the world is a terrible place, yes cancer and garbage disposals will get you. Yes the war is coming, yes the world is shot to hell and you're all goners! Everything is screwed up and you like it that way don't you!
-Barry, Talk Radio
In the book The Giving Tree, by Shel Silverstein, what did the boy turn the trunk of the tree into? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include all the gifts that I can think of that human people have gotten for me this year. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this riveting auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was zero.
Have a pretty good Sunday.
Love the Madness
Trapper
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-Barry, Talk Radio
In the book The Giving Tree, by Shel Silverstein, what did the boy turn the trunk of the tree into? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include all the gifts that I can think of that human people have gotten for me this year. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this riveting auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was zero.
Have a pretty good Sunday.
Love the Madness
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Friday, June 06, 2008
I had to go to a party last night and, aside from The Girl, I only knew one human person. The other human person wanted to be at the party about as much as I did. So, we ended up with the party camera and took pictures of each other with all the people at the party and then reviewed everyone’s look with them the second after we took the pic. We took a lot of solo shots of each other too. I would say I was in no less than two hundred pictures and no one liked us even though the party would have been boring without us. Also, they call it the party camera.
What’s the only university to have been founded by a US president? Today is an auto reply day so I’m thinking today will be your best day ever. I’m not certain there is a connection but it might as well be your best day ever. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include one quote from Aristotle and one quote from Mariah Carey. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was Anthony Edwards.
Have a really, really good rest of Friday.
Love the Madness
Trapper
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What’s the only university to have been founded by a US president? Today is an auto reply day so I’m thinking today will be your best day ever. I’m not certain there is a connection but it might as well be your best day ever. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include one quote from Aristotle and one quote from Mariah Carey. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was Anthony Edwards.
Have a really, really good rest of Friday.
Love the Madness
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Thursday, June 05, 2008
Great win last night for the Wings. Did everyone see Kris Draper holding the Stanley Cup in a Moosejaw tee? I didn’t see it and no one told me that it happened so it probably didn’t happen but it could have and it would have been really cool if it had. If Karl Rove was writing this the whole team may have been in Moosejaw tees or maybe the Penguins would have accused the Wings of being in Moosejaw tees. Or maybe nothing like that would have happened at all so I’m going to stop now.
At the end of Fast Times, Spicoli shows up at the dance with Eric Stoltz and one of actor. Who was the other actor? Please email your answers to Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was US Steel.
Have the best Thursday of your entire life.
Love the Madness
Trapper
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At the end of Fast Times, Spicoli shows up at the dance with Eric Stoltz and one of actor. Who was the other actor? Please email your answers to Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was US Steel.
Have the best Thursday of your entire life.
Love the Madness
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Wednesday, June 04, 2008
This is a guest remark from Bob who works at our shop in Chicago. Needless to say, this is important…
I was informed recently that the things you wear below your waist are called "pants" (of course only if they have two legs. if they are a skirt it does not apply and if they only have one leg that's just weird). I am confused by this because in second grade English Mrs. Johnson told me that for me to be able to pluralize something there had to be more than one, but I'm certainly not wearing multiple pair of "pants". it's summer and that would just be silly. I demand that they now be called pant, no plurals.
P.S. this is my first time writing the daily remark and the temptation to use my power for evil was VERY great. however, unlike darth vader, I kept it under control. 1. because I’m a nice guy 2. they would have fired me if I had done anything else and 3. han solo was always my favorite followed closely by princess leah (however they made it to one and two on my countdown for TOTALLY different reasons)
According to my people, what was the first billion dollar corporation in the world? Please email your answers to Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Bruce Almighty.
Have an okay Wednesday.
Love the Madness
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
I was informed recently that the things you wear below your waist are called "pants" (of course only if they have two legs. if they are a skirt it does not apply and if they only have one leg that's just weird). I am confused by this because in second grade English Mrs. Johnson told me that for me to be able to pluralize something there had to be more than one, but I'm certainly not wearing multiple pair of "pants". it's summer and that would just be silly. I demand that they now be called pant, no plurals.
P.S. this is my first time writing the daily remark and the temptation to use my power for evil was VERY great. however, unlike darth vader, I kept it under control. 1. because I’m a nice guy 2. they would have fired me if I had done anything else and 3. han solo was always my favorite followed closely by princess leah (however they made it to one and two on my countdown for TOTALLY different reasons)
According to my people, what was the first billion dollar corporation in the world? Please email your answers to Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Bruce Almighty.
Have an okay Wednesday.
Love the Madness
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Tuesday, June 03, 2008
If you get a friend or stranger or enemy to sign up for the Daily Remark I’ll add 139 Moosejaw points to your account. Here’s what you do…
1. Get someone to sign up today.
2. Tell me about it and give me the person’s email so I can check it out and I’ll add the points.
3. The human person you sign up will also get 100 points. My math may be wrong but that’s about thirty thousand total rewards points.
4. Spend as much time as possible today doing something totally unimportant.
5. Consider a little botox.
What film holds the record for the biggest opening weekend for a comedy? Please email me your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Lee Petty.
Have a pretty good Tuesday.
Love the madness.
Love the Madness
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
1. Get someone to sign up today.
2. Tell me about it and give me the person’s email so I can check it out and I’ll add the points.
3. The human person you sign up will also get 100 points. My math may be wrong but that’s about thirty thousand total rewards points.
4. Spend as much time as possible today doing something totally unimportant.
5. Consider a little botox.
What film holds the record for the biggest opening weekend for a comedy? Please email me your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Lee Petty.
Have a pretty good Tuesday.
Love the madness.
Love the Madness
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Monday, June 02, 2008
Please click here for a pretty good trailer. Pretty sure it is r-rated and I don’t think I have ever included any sort of trailer in the remark.
If that didn’t make your day better please click here for a picture of cranberry sauce.
If you’re still bored please consider coming up with a nice guest remark… mine are obviously boring and tedious and the furthest thing from thought-provoking. And, I’m not supposed to use the word ‘thing’ in the remark and my bottom teeth are totally crooked and I have a small bump in my nose that has gotten bigger over time.
Who won the first Daytona 500? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include a list of movies that I’ve seen that have something do to with cars or food. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was 2001.
Have the best Monday ever.
Love the Madness
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
If that didn’t make your day better please click here for a picture of cranberry sauce.
If you’re still bored please consider coming up with a nice guest remark… mine are obviously boring and tedious and the furthest thing from thought-provoking. And, I’m not supposed to use the word ‘thing’ in the remark and my bottom teeth are totally crooked and I have a small bump in my nose that has gotten bigger over time.
Who won the first Daytona 500? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include a list of movies that I’ve seen that have something do to with cars or food. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was 2001.
Have the best Monday ever.
Love the Madness
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Sunday, June 01, 2008
Malone: You wanna know how to get Capone? They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. *That's* the *Chicago* way! And that's how you get Capone. Now do you want to do that? Are you ready to do that? I'm offering you a deal. Do you want this deal?
Ness: I have sworn to capture this man with all legal powers at my disposal and I will do so.
Malone: Well, the Lord hates a coward.
[jabs Ness with his hand, and Ness shakes it]
Malone: Do you know what a blood oath is, Mr. Ness?
Ness: Yes.
Malone: Good, 'cause you just took one.
-Untouchables
Best Animated Feature first became an Academy Award in what year… 1991, 1996 or 2001? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include a quote from the movie Thank You for Smoking as well as a list of my favorite award shows. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was Who Wants to be a Millionaire.
Have an alright rest of Sunday.
Love the Madness
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Ness: I have sworn to capture this man with all legal powers at my disposal and I will do so.
Malone: Well, the Lord hates a coward.
[jabs Ness with his hand, and Ness shakes it]
Malone: Do you know what a blood oath is, Mr. Ness?
Ness: Yes.
Malone: Good, 'cause you just took one.
-Untouchables
Best Animated Feature first became an Academy Award in what year… 1991, 1996 or 2001? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include a quote from the movie Thank You for Smoking as well as a list of my favorite award shows. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was Who Wants to be a Millionaire.
Have an alright rest of Sunday.
Love the Madness
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
