Sunday, August 31, 2008
The only true currency in this bankrupt world... is what you share with someone else when you're uncool.
-Lester Bangs, Almost Famous
The world’s first test tube baby was born in what country? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include two quotes from not named William. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.comfor this important auto-reply..
Yesterday’s answer was Toll Booth Attendant.
Have the best Sunday ever.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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-Lester Bangs, Almost Famous
The world’s first test tube baby was born in what country? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include two quotes from not named William. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.comfor this important auto-reply..
Yesterday’s answer was Toll Booth Attendant.
Have the best Sunday ever.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Thank you, Mr. President is a pretty good show. Click Here to check it out. Please note, this is only the second show I’ve recommended since I started the Remark almost five years ago.
The first recommendation was Titans. Please click here to check Titans. It was very good and they rarely let me say very.
If you’re really bored and won’t be offended by foul language or by someone describing language as foul please click here.
Which author popularized the phrase "The Lost Generation?" Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Hawaii.
Have an okay Wednesday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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The first recommendation was Titans. Please click here to check Titans. It was very good and they rarely let me say very.
If you’re really bored and won’t be offended by foul language or by someone describing language as foul please click here.
Which author popularized the phrase "The Lost Generation?" Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Hawaii.
Have an okay Wednesday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
We want to have one of those parties for someone in one of our shops. Those parties means a red carpet, maybe some streamers and a little Barry Manilow playing and a discount of some sort for everyone who is around when we’re celebrating you. If you’re remotely interested in being a hero for a few minutes please email me when you want to do it and at what shop and we’ll figure it out. Needless to say, this could change the world.
According to the people who vote on the best beaches in the US, more of the top ten beaches are in this state than any other? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Portugal and Spain.
Have a really, really good Tuesday please.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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According to the people who vote on the best beaches in the US, more of the top ten beaches are in this state than any other? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Portugal and Spain.
Have a really, really good Tuesday please.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Monday, August 25, 2008
The best way to cut a line is to sort of walk randomly into the line at a forty-five degree angle while looking down at your blackberry seemingly upset about something. Then, when you hit the line act surprised, take a deep breath as if you can’t believe anything more could go wrong today and offer the person you cut in front of to go ahead of you. That person will for sure let you cut in front. Then be super thankful. It will never not work.
The Treaty of Tordesillas was signed in 1494 and was designed to split the world up into the two countries that signed it. What are the two countries? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include one quote from someone who is short and one quote from Hank Aaron. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was the Lincoln Penny.
Have the best Monday ever.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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The Treaty of Tordesillas was signed in 1494 and was designed to split the world up into the two countries that signed it. What are the two countries? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include one quote from someone who is short and one quote from Hank Aaron. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was the Lincoln Penny.
Have the best Monday ever.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Sunday, August 24, 2008
Sweetheart, Schumann is the shark. Okay? Schumann is Jaws, you know? You have to tease them. You gotta tease them. You don't put Jaws in the first real of the movie. It's the contract, sweetheart. The contract of the election, whether they know it or not, is "Vote for me Tuesday, Wednesday I'll produce Schumann." See, that's what they're paying their seven bucks for.
-Stanley Motts, Wag the Dog
What’s the only US coin on which the human person is facing right? If you Google this one you’ll get it in five seconds. It will be faster to just reply and get the auto-reply. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include a nice poem and that’s it actually. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this relatively boring auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was Janis Joplin.
Have an alright Sunday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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-Stanley Motts, Wag the Dog
What’s the only US coin on which the human person is facing right? If you Google this one you’ll get it in five seconds. It will be faster to just reply and get the auto-reply. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include a nice poem and that’s it actually. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this relatively boring auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was Janis Joplin.
Have an alright Sunday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Saturday, August 23, 2008
Someone invited me and The Girl to see Beatlemania front row center tomorrow night. I declined and everyone’s mad at me except I think The Girl is only pretending to be mad.
Who was the notable lead singer of Big Brother and The Holding Company? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include a list of everyone in the band as well as a Ralph Waldo Emerson quote. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this riveting auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was Harding.
Have the best rest of Saturday ever.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Who was the notable lead singer of Big Brother and The Holding Company? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include a list of everyone in the band as well as a Ralph Waldo Emerson quote. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this riveting auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was Harding.
Have the best rest of Saturday ever.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Friday, August 22, 2008
Here’s a play.
Fade into The Girl and I watching tv and eating dinner. All dinner food starts with the letter S.
The Girl: Why do you keep talking about Misty May. I get it. You’re obsessed.
Me: Right but I’m not obsessed with her as much as I am obsessed by the notion that I’m obsessed with her. She has that whole je ne sais quoi thing going.
We see that love is in the air and fade out.
Who was the first president to speak on the radio? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include two quotes from the president who is the answer. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was Walt Disney.
Have a decent Friday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Fade into The Girl and I watching tv and eating dinner. All dinner food starts with the letter S.
The Girl: Why do you keep talking about Misty May. I get it. You’re obsessed.
Me: Right but I’m not obsessed with her as much as I am obsessed by the notion that I’m obsessed with her. She has that whole je ne sais quoi thing going.
We see that love is in the air and fade out.
Who was the first president to speak on the radio? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include two quotes from the president who is the answer. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was Walt Disney.
Have a decent Friday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Thursday, August 21, 2008
I saw the movie The Wackness last night. It was good. It was no Thank you for Smoking or Memento but still good.
My brand new lap top is broken and no one can stand me. Stop projecting. You don’t even know what projecting means.
I had about three quarters a box of cereal last night when I got home from the movies. When I was halfway through the box I wanted to stop but then I thought it would be a nice mention should I be able to eat the entire box so I kept eating. When I was three quarters the way through I decided finishing the box was a dumb idea. Everything is dumb.
Who has received the most Oscar nominations? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Sheriff Pat Garrett.
Have an incredible rest of Thursday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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My brand new lap top is broken and no one can stand me. Stop projecting. You don’t even know what projecting means.
I had about three quarters a box of cereal last night when I got home from the movies. When I was halfway through the box I wanted to stop but then I thought it would be a nice mention should I be able to eat the entire box so I kept eating. When I was three quarters the way through I decided finishing the box was a dumb idea. Everything is dumb.
Who has received the most Oscar nominations? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Sheriff Pat Garrett.
Have an incredible rest of Thursday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
The Girl beat me in tennis for the first time yesterday. It was awful. I’m trying to reschedule another match for tonight.
My aunt just bought new sunglasses. They’re silver and flashy and look mostly normal and somewhat fashionable. She didn’t realize that they’re kid’s Spiderman sunglasses until we all started making fun of her about it last night.
Section three.
The sunglasses story in section two was way better live.
Please remember that whole 20% off one item thing and order away. Or don’t.
This remark is boring and I don’t feel like playing tennis anymore. I’m never playing again. I’m never playing anything again.
Who shot Billy the Kid? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was two…John Quincy Adams and Andrew Johnson.
Have a decent rest of Wednesday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
My aunt just bought new sunglasses. They’re silver and flashy and look mostly normal and somewhat fashionable. She didn’t realize that they’re kid’s Spiderman sunglasses until we all started making fun of her about it last night.
Section three.
The sunglasses story in section two was way better live.
Please remember that whole 20% off one item thing and order away. Or don’t.
This remark is boring and I don’t feel like playing tennis anymore. I’m never playing again. I’m never playing anything again.
Who shot Billy the Kid? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was two…John Quincy Adams and Andrew Johnson.
Have a decent rest of Wednesday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
In case you’re bored and need to buy something we have a 20% off promo going right now. Please check the home page for all of the wonderful details.
I’m playing tennis with The Girl tonight. She’s good. I’m not. The last time we played was about six years ago. Vegas has her winning the first set 6-2 and me winning the second 7-5 after being down 5-1.
Tennis Announcer 1: That's 72 unforced errors for Richie Tenenbaum. He's playing the worst tennis of his life. What's he feeling right now?
Tennis Announcer 2: I don't know, Jim. There's obviously something wrong with him. He's taken off his shoes and one of his socks and... actually, I think he's crying.
How many presidents served in Congress after being president? Please email me your answers to Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was the G8 Summit.
Have the best Tuesday of all times.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
I’m playing tennis with The Girl tonight. She’s good. I’m not. The last time we played was about six years ago. Vegas has her winning the first set 6-2 and me winning the second 7-5 after being down 5-1.
Tennis Announcer 1: That's 72 unforced errors for Richie Tenenbaum. He's playing the worst tennis of his life. What's he feeling right now?
Tennis Announcer 2: I don't know, Jim. There's obviously something wrong with him. He's taken off his shoes and one of his socks and... actually, I think he's crying.
How many presidents served in Congress after being president? Please email me your answers to Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was the G8 Summit.
Have the best Tuesday of all times.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Monday, August 18, 2008
The Sacramento Daily Remark Group will be closing due to ‘lack of participation.’ Anyone who is still interested in a monthly meeting should contact the San Jose Daily Remark Group.
I brushed my teeth with my dog’s toothbrush last night by accident. It wouldn’t have been so bad had we not used it on him at least eight times. Actually, it wasn’t that bad regardless. I don’t care about those kinds of things. If I dropped a doughnut on the ground at Tigers stadium I would still eat it. I don’t really eat doughnuts though.
Section Three
ssb
The Library Group later became was international summit? Today is another auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include one quote from the Queen of England and one from the Queen of Pop but not necessarily in that order and dory for saying Queen of Pop . Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was Stanford.
Have the best Monday ever.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
I brushed my teeth with my dog’s toothbrush last night by accident. It wouldn’t have been so bad had we not used it on him at least eight times. Actually, it wasn’t that bad regardless. I don’t care about those kinds of things. If I dropped a doughnut on the ground at Tigers stadium I would still eat it. I don’t really eat doughnuts though.
Section Three
ssb
The Library Group later became was international summit? Today is another auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include one quote from the Queen of England and one from the Queen of Pop but not necessarily in that order and dory for saying Queen of Pop . Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was Stanford.
Have the best Monday ever.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Friday, August 15, 2008
This is a guest Daily Remark from Anthony in LA. If you’re mad about it for some reason please contact Anthony directly.
I’m not sure if I’m allowed to write this but I have an inside source who is positive Marissa Miller’s boobs are real.
That’s all.
According to my people, the University of Chicago was founded by whom? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include two quotes from people who have lived in Detroit and one quote from someone who didn’t. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was Casino Royale.
Have an okay Friday please.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
I’m not sure if I’m allowed to write this but I have an inside source who is positive Marissa Miller’s boobs are real.
That’s all.
According to my people, the University of Chicago was founded by whom? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include two quotes from people who have lived in Detroit and one quote from someone who didn’t. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was Casino Royale.
Have an okay Friday please.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Thursday, August 14, 2008
This is an important guest remark from Leslie in Cleveland. Here we go…
There is a little bees nest under our barbeque but I can barbeque all the time and the bees pay no attention to me. You know why…and I’ve never really considered it…they’re minding their own bees wax.
What was Ian Fleming’s first Bond novel? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was seven.
Have a really, really, really good rest of Thursday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
There is a little bees nest under our barbeque but I can barbeque all the time and the bees pay no attention to me. You know why…and I’ve never really considered it…they’re minding their own bees wax.
What was Ian Fleming’s first Bond novel? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was seven.
Have a really, really, really good rest of Thursday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
If you’re super bored please check the current home page and click through to check out the doctor’s note. It’s the only funny thing we’ve ever done. Really.
How many times did Lance Armstrong win the Tour de France? If you look this one up you’ll get it in five seconds. I missed it. Who cares what you did? Sarah B does, maybe. Okay. Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Martina Navratilova.
Have the best Wednesday of your entire life please.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
How many times did Lance Armstrong win the Tour de France? If you look this one up you’ll get it in five seconds. I missed it. Who cares what you did? Sarah B does, maybe. Okay. Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Martina Navratilova.
Have the best Wednesday of your entire life please.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
I got pulled over for rolling through a stop sign this morning and I wasn’t wearing a shirt. I didn’t get the ticket and the policeman didn’t ask me why I wasn’t wearing a shirt. It’s the best day ever so far. Really.
Boy, I wish I could've caught him doing it. I'd have given anything to catch that asshole doing it. It'd been worth him doing it just so I could've caught him doing it.
-Vincent, Pulp Fiction
Who has the most single’s Wimbledon wins? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was the nickel as well as the $2 bill.
Have a pretty good rest of Tuesday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Boy, I wish I could've caught him doing it. I'd have given anything to catch that asshole doing it. It'd been worth him doing it just so I could've caught him doing it.
-Vincent, Pulp Fiction
Who has the most single’s Wimbledon wins? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was the nickel as well as the $2 bill.
Have a pretty good rest of Tuesday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Monday, August 11, 2008
Espalhei vinho todo sobre me em jantar ontem à noite.
Alguém enviou um email uma queixa sobre uma observação diária que foi colocada no dia 25 de novembro de 2005.
Alguém que lê a observação diária enviada me pijama de Spiderman como um presente. Eu realmente não recebo-o mas penso se éramos receber alguém um presente que eu estaria rindo sobre escolher jamas de Spidy como o presente.
Isso é todo.
Thomas Jefferson’s face appears on what US currency? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include three short quotes by people who may or may not have been short. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was George Washington.
Have the best rest of Monday ever.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Alguém enviou um email uma queixa sobre uma observação diária que foi colocada no dia 25 de novembro de 2005.
Alguém que lê a observação diária enviada me pijama de Spiderman como um presente. Eu realmente não recebo-o mas penso se éramos receber alguém um presente que eu estaria rindo sobre escolher jamas de Spidy como o presente.
Isso é todo.
Thomas Jefferson’s face appears on what US currency? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include three short quotes by people who may or may not have been short. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was George Washington.
Have the best rest of Monday ever.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Sunday, August 10, 2008
People need people, Steve. It has nothing to do with sex. OK, maybe 40 percent. 60 percent. Forget it.
-Janet, Singles
Who was the American General at Yorktown? Today is an auto-rely day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include one quote from Justin Timberlake, one from Eddie Vedder and one from Thomas Jefferson. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Have a pretty good rest of Sunday.
Yesterday’s answer was Jesse Owens.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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-Janet, Singles
Who was the American General at Yorktown? Today is an auto-rely day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include one quote from Justin Timberlake, one from Eddie Vedder and one from Thomas Jefferson. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Have a pretty good rest of Sunday.
Yesterday’s answer was Jesse Owens.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Saturday, August 09, 2008
I have developed a great new system to help me sleep when I wake up in the middle of the night and can’t go back to sleep and don’t want to take drugs. Last night I woke up at about 1. First, I started reading a book about Winston Churchill hoping it would lull me to sleep but it didn’t work. So, I had a bowl of Frosted Flakes. The cereal got stuck in my teeth to the point that I couldn’t stand it which meant that I spent all my awake time worrying about my teeth as opposed to worrying about all the terrible issues in my brain and subconscious. In other words, if you’re miserable the best way to solve it is to make yourself even more miserable. Tonight, I’ll consider doing some super late night yard work. As always, please ignore everything.
Who was the first American to win four gold medals at any summer Olympics? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include a short list of foods that begin with the letter C as well as one quote from Dwight Eisenhower. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was seven minutes.
Have the best Saturday ever.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Who was the first American to win four gold medals at any summer Olympics? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include a short list of foods that begin with the letter C as well as one quote from Dwight Eisenhower. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was seven minutes.
Have the best Saturday ever.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Friday, August 08, 2008
I have an important announcement…I will no longer be saying ‘bless you’ to anyone when they sneeze.
According to my people, the average 15-24 year old spends how many minutes a day reading during the week…4 minutes, 7 minutes or 21 minutes? Today is an auto reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include every number between 15 and 24 as well as one quote from Road House. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was Profiles in Courage.
Have a decent rest of Friday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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According to my people, the average 15-24 year old spends how many minutes a day reading during the week…4 minutes, 7 minutes or 21 minutes? Today is an auto reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include every number between 15 and 24 as well as one quote from Road House. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was Profiles in Courage.
Have a decent rest of Friday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Thursday, August 07, 2008
I went to the hospital yesterday with a friend. He’s fine. Here’s a play about one minute of the visit…
Fade into a room. The nurse lady is doing a bunch of tests on my friend…
Me: Can you check my heart rate?
Nurse Lady: Okay.
Me: It’s 40. That’s good right?
Nurse Lady: Yeah. That’s great.
Me: Is it the best in the hospital?
Nurse Lady: Probably not.
Me: I bet it’s better than any person here who isn’t dead.
We see the nurse lady give me as mean a look as anyone has even given anyone and then leave the room without replying.
John F Kennedy won a Pulitzer for what book? Please email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Forbes.
Have the best rest of Thursday ever.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Fade into a room. The nurse lady is doing a bunch of tests on my friend…
Me: Can you check my heart rate?
Nurse Lady: Okay.
Me: It’s 40. That’s good right?
Nurse Lady: Yeah. That’s great.
Me: Is it the best in the hospital?
Nurse Lady: Probably not.
Me: I bet it’s better than any person here who isn’t dead.
We see the nurse lady give me as mean a look as anyone has even given anyone and then leave the room without replying.
John F Kennedy won a Pulitzer for what book? Please email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Forbes.
Have the best rest of Thursday ever.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Wednesday, August 06, 2008
I have to go to dinner with strangers tonight. I tried to not mention it all week even though I’ve thought about it constantly hoping that not talking about it would make it better because I typically make a big deal out of everything and turn inconveniences into events. I just made that ‘inconveniences into events’ thing up and I like the sound of it. Please copy it and claim it as your own. I don’t feel like telling the rest of my story.
What magazine’s motto is The Capitalist Tool? Please email me your answers at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Japan.
Have an amazing Wednesday. Really.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
What magazine’s motto is The Capitalist Tool? Please email me your answers at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Japan.
Have an amazing Wednesday. Really.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Monday, August 04, 2008
I was on a boat last night.
We stopped in the middle of the lake to swim.
Someone had trouble getting back on the boat so we threw a rope out to him.
When we got going again the boat wouldn’t start.
We spent at least a hour trying to get the boat started.
We called the marina place for a tow in.
It turns out that the rope we threw out got caught in the propeller and that’s why the boat wouldn’t start.
I jumped in the water to swim after someone’s sandal with my Blackberry in my pocket and my Blackberry broke.
How old was Marilyn Monroe when she was first married? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include one quote from Marilyn Monroe, one from Arthur Miller and one from Dudley Moore. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was Sam Ervin.
Have an incredible rest of Monday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
We stopped in the middle of the lake to swim.
Someone had trouble getting back on the boat so we threw a rope out to him.
When we got going again the boat wouldn’t start.
We spent at least a hour trying to get the boat started.
We called the marina place for a tow in.
It turns out that the rope we threw out got caught in the propeller and that’s why the boat wouldn’t start.
I jumped in the water to swim after someone’s sandal with my Blackberry in my pocket and my Blackberry broke.
How old was Marilyn Monroe when she was first married? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include one quote from Marilyn Monroe, one from Arthur Miller and one from Dudley Moore. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was Sam Ervin.
Have an incredible rest of Monday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Friday, August 01, 2008
I asked a girl at the coffee shop this morning if she wanted to model for Moosejaw. Although it lasted only about four minutes, the experience prior to actually asking couldn’t have been more nerve-racking. I still feel like I’m going to throw up. Turns out that one of her friends works at Moosejaw and she loves Moosejaw and she’s ready to model. I would normally write that I’m certain she liked me but I don’t want that getting back to her so I’m going to leave that part out.
According to my people, which ocean is the youngest? Today is an auto reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include one quote from The Big Lebowski and one quote from Thomas Paine. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was India.
Have a really, really good Friday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
According to my people, which ocean is the youngest? Today is an auto reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include one quote from The Big Lebowski and one quote from Thomas Paine. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was India.
Have a really, really good Friday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
