Friday, March 31, 2006
March 31, 2006
Hey everyone. Not sure why I just said hey everyone. We just got Moosejaw Sigg Travellersin stock. They're super cool. If you feel like getting two we'll do Buy One and Get Half off the Second One today and tomorrow. Just add two to your cart and enter coupon code MEAT and the second bottle will automatically go to half off. Can you believe it? The promo will last today and tomorrow and this is the only place we're listing the deal so please feel extra special for five seconds.
Who won the first World Series? Today is yet another unscheduled auto-reply day. I imagine you're super excited about it. If you're interested in the answer as well as knowing what I am addicted to most that I have never mentioned please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com. The addiction isn't remotely interesting so you are likely better off skipping an email to me and saving your answer for the opening ceremony to your next Daily Remark Club meeting.
Yesterday's answer was 1901.
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Hey everyone. Not sure why I just said hey everyone. We just got Moosejaw Sigg Travellersin stock. They're super cool. If you feel like getting two we'll do Buy One and Get Half off the Second One today and tomorrow. Just add two to your cart and enter coupon code MEAT and the second bottle will automatically go to half off. Can you believe it? The promo will last today and tomorrow and this is the only place we're listing the deal so please feel extra special for five seconds.
Who won the first World Series? Today is yet another unscheduled auto-reply day. I imagine you're super excited about it. If you're interested in the answer as well as knowing what I am addicted to most that I have never mentioned please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com. The addiction isn't remotely interesting so you are likely better off skipping an email to me and saving your answer for the opening ceremony to your next Daily Remark Club meeting.
Yesterday's answer was 1901.
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Love the madness.
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Thursday, March 30, 2006
March 30, 2006
The dinner last night went pretty well. Some highlights..
• I was late and full of mud because I had just come from a little softball practice.
• I ordered pizza with no cheese because I can't eat cheese and for sure the sister's boy thought I was whack.
• I did not say whack last night but I just said it.
• I have never used bullet points on the remark before.
• I didn't want a beer but I ordered one because I thought getting a couple beers flowing might make the boy more comfortable. He didn't order a beer though. Very respectable.
If you have no idea what I'm talking about please check yesterday's remark. Or don't. I wouldn't.
In what year were the first Nobel Prizes awarded? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com. If you look this up you'll definitely find it so you might as well guess just for fun. I guessed 1914. I was wrong so don't guess that year. Less importantly, today is a very special unscheduled auto-reply day. In today's auto-reply you'll get to enjoy the answer as well as a random movie quite just in case.
Yesterday's answer was Henri Matisse.
Have the best ever Thursday or at least since last Thursday.
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The dinner last night went pretty well. Some highlights..
• I was late and full of mud because I had just come from a little softball practice.
• I ordered pizza with no cheese because I can't eat cheese and for sure the sister's boy thought I was whack.
• I did not say whack last night but I just said it.
• I have never used bullet points on the remark before.
• I didn't want a beer but I ordered one because I thought getting a couple beers flowing might make the boy more comfortable. He didn't order a beer though. Very respectable.
If you have no idea what I'm talking about please check yesterday's remark. Or don't. I wouldn't.
In what year were the first Nobel Prizes awarded? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com. If you look this up you'll definitely find it so you might as well guess just for fun. I guessed 1914. I was wrong so don't guess that year. Less importantly, today is a very special unscheduled auto-reply day. In today's auto-reply you'll get to enjoy the answer as well as a random movie quite just in case.
Yesterday's answer was Henri Matisse.
Have the best ever Thursday or at least since last Thursday.
Love the madness.
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Wednesday, March 29, 2006
March 29, 2006
I am meeting the sister’s boyfriend for the first time tonight. The last time this happened I was on my Blackberry the entire dinner and was scorned by everyone afterwards for being the most obnoxious person in the world. I explained my deep psychological problems and everyone seemed to be satisfied so I imagine tonight will go down similarly. I am thinking of pretending that I am an invisible clown and making a collage of Dubuque just to make the night more lively. Full update to come tomorrow.
What artist is credited with starting the Fauvist movement? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
The Eugene, Oregon Daily Remark meeting is cancelled today due to lack of interest.
Yesterday’s answer was The Jazz Singer.
Have a decent Wednesday.
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I am meeting the sister’s boyfriend for the first time tonight. The last time this happened I was on my Blackberry the entire dinner and was scorned by everyone afterwards for being the most obnoxious person in the world. I explained my deep psychological problems and everyone seemed to be satisfied so I imagine tonight will go down similarly. I am thinking of pretending that I am an invisible clown and making a collage of Dubuque just to make the night more lively. Full update to come tomorrow.
What artist is credited with starting the Fauvist movement? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
The Eugene, Oregon Daily Remark meeting is cancelled today due to lack of interest.
Yesterday’s answer was The Jazz Singer.
Have a decent Wednesday.
Love the madness.
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Tuesday, March 28, 2006
March 28, 2006
My friend with the Speedo failed women’s studies in college.
My running shoes are too small on me. Does that mean I got taller? I predict it takes me a year to get new shoes. I still have not installed the Sirius I got in December.
The people at the Starbucks I go to know too much about me now. I am switching to a new coffee shop. More details to come that will be real nice for your next Daily Remark Club meeting.
According to my people what movie was the first feature-length Hollywood "talkie" film in which spoken dialogue was used as part of the dramatic action? That was a lot to say. Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
ssb
Yesterday’s answer was Billy Crystal.
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My friend with the Speedo failed women’s studies in college.
My running shoes are too small on me. Does that mean I got taller? I predict it takes me a year to get new shoes. I still have not installed the Sirius I got in December.
The people at the Starbucks I go to know too much about me now. I am switching to a new coffee shop. More details to come that will be real nice for your next Daily Remark Club meeting.
According to my people what movie was the first feature-length Hollywood "talkie" film in which spoken dialogue was used as part of the dramatic action? That was a lot to say. Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
ssb
Yesterday’s answer was Billy Crystal.
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Monday, March 27, 2006
March 27, 2006
I am getting this story fourth hand so it is probably completely wrong...Someone who works about thirty feet away from me at Moosejaw.com was apparently a little flirty with a woman at one of our suppliers. A few days ago the supplier lady told the Moosejaw person to check his email. A round trip plane ticket was from Michigan to California was waiting for him. He has been in California all weekend and gets back today. It's all we've been talking about since Thursday. More to come once we get the entire story. If it is beyond PG-13 we'll have to save the story for the porn version of the Daily Remark.
Who was Jay Leno's first guest when he became the permanent host of the Tonight Show? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday's answer was the 1980's.
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I am getting this story fourth hand so it is probably completely wrong...Someone who works about thirty feet away from me at Moosejaw.com was apparently a little flirty with a woman at one of our suppliers. A few days ago the supplier lady told the Moosejaw person to check his email. A round trip plane ticket was from Michigan to California was waiting for him. He has been in California all weekend and gets back today. It's all we've been talking about since Thursday. More to come once we get the entire story. If it is beyond PG-13 we'll have to save the story for the porn version of the Daily Remark.
Who was Jay Leno's first guest when he became the permanent host of the Tonight Show? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday's answer was the 1980's.
Have the best Monday of your life.
Love the madness.
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Saturday, March 25, 2006
March 25, 2006
My electric toothbrush broke and has not been electric for at least a month. I bet I never get it fixed. I still have not installed the Sirius that I got in December. I do have an extra battery for my cell phone though. I have never used it.
My dog hates kayaks.
This is a special contribution to the Daily Remark from Dating Girl. We should all be quite honored:
That guy on 8th and Ocean is a hunk and a half. I don’t even care that he’s such a brat.
According to my people what is the most profitable film of all times? Please note this is not total revenue earned but most profitable. Today is an auto-reply day. If you’re interested in the answer and three random quotes I like please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com. If you’re not interested in any of that please take some time and think about love. I have no idea what that means.
Yesterday’s answer was Andrew Johnson and Bill Clinton.
Have the most fantastic Saturday ever.
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My electric toothbrush broke and has not been electric for at least a month. I bet I never get it fixed. I still have not installed the Sirius that I got in December. I do have an extra battery for my cell phone though. I have never used it.
My dog hates kayaks.
This is a special contribution to the Daily Remark from Dating Girl. We should all be quite honored:
That guy on 8th and Ocean is a hunk and a half. I don’t even care that he’s such a brat.
According to my people what is the most profitable film of all times? Please note this is not total revenue earned but most profitable. Today is an auto-reply day. If you’re interested in the answer and three random quotes I like please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com. If you’re not interested in any of that please take some time and think about love. I have no idea what that means.
Yesterday’s answer was Andrew Johnson and Bill Clinton.
Have the most fantastic Saturday ever.
Love the madness.
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Friday, March 24, 2006
March 24, 2006
The person who sits next to me at Moosejaw.com was at Lowe's with his girlfriend yesterday and the checker person actually tried to pick them up as a couple. The checker wrote her phone number down on receipt tape and put it in their bag and everything. I thought aliens and swingers only existed in movies. I mean that as a compliment to all aliens and swingers. I don't think I am handsome enough to get picked up at the hardware store but I am sure I will be abducted tonight. I will give the full report tomorrow.
What two US Presidents have been impeached? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was George Bush number one.
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The person who sits next to me at Moosejaw.com was at Lowe's with his girlfriend yesterday and the checker person actually tried to pick them up as a couple. The checker wrote her phone number down on receipt tape and put it in their bag and everything. I thought aliens and swingers only existed in movies. I mean that as a compliment to all aliens and swingers. I don't think I am handsome enough to get picked up at the hardware store but I am sure I will be abducted tonight. I will give the full report tomorrow.
What two US Presidents have been impeached? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was George Bush number one.
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Thursday, March 23, 2006
March 23, 2006
Someone told me I swish my Sprite and that my teeth are going to rot.
I wore a sweater to work yesterday. Everyone asked if I had been interviewing for another job. Really, one person asked.
I lost my ipod ear phones yesterday. They’re called ear buds. I am the only person at Moosejaw who didn’t know that. I know that I am the only person at Moosejaw who didn’t know that because I didn’t believe that everyone would know that so I asked everyone.
That’s all.
Who was President when the US and Russia formerly agreed the Cold War was over? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was the University of Minnesota in 1991.
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Someone told me I swish my Sprite and that my teeth are going to rot.
I wore a sweater to work yesterday. Everyone asked if I had been interviewing for another job. Really, one person asked.
I lost my ipod ear phones yesterday. They’re called ear buds. I am the only person at Moosejaw who didn’t know that. I know that I am the only person at Moosejaw who didn’t know that because I didn’t believe that everyone would know that so I asked everyone.
That’s all.
Who was President when the US and Russia formerly agreed the Cold War was over? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was the University of Minnesota in 1991.
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Wednesday, March 22, 2006
March 22, 2006
Someone at Moosejaw.com who works about ten feet from me is going to the Ohio State Reformatory to spend a night looking for ghosts. If you are a regular you may recall someone at Moosejaw seeing a Patrick Swayze look alike ghost doing the laundry in her house. Same person. I am pretty sure the incident made a recent catalog. Why am I the only one who hasn’t seen a ghost? Check out the web site. It is quite scary looking.
According to my people, the first user-friendly internet interface was created at what university? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Fox in 1991.
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Someone at Moosejaw.com who works about ten feet from me is going to the Ohio State Reformatory to spend a night looking for ghosts. If you are a regular you may recall someone at Moosejaw seeing a Patrick Swayze look alike ghost doing the laundry in her house. Same person. I am pretty sure the incident made a recent catalog. Why am I the only one who hasn’t seen a ghost? Check out the web site. It is quite scary looking.
According to my people, the first user-friendly internet interface was created at what university? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Fox in 1991.
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Tuesday, March 21, 2006
March 21, 2006
We went to dinner with the girl’s sister* and her husband** last night. A couple minutes after we sat down the girl’s sister broke out some Purell and mentioned that everyone should dig in because we touched the menus. Did everyone see Along Came Polly?
* claimed that her ocd doesn’t interfere with her life. I am thinking we invent ‘no touch’ menus like the no touch faucets and paper towel things at the airport. Or, just don’t leave the house.
*aka the girl’s sister
**aka the girl’s sister’s husband
Please note, there is Purell in every room at my house.
What TV network was the first to permit condom advertising on TV? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was George Carlin.
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We went to dinner with the girl’s sister* and her husband** last night. A couple minutes after we sat down the girl’s sister broke out some Purell and mentioned that everyone should dig in because we touched the menus. Did everyone see Along Came Polly?
* claimed that her ocd doesn’t interfere with her life. I am thinking we invent ‘no touch’ menus like the no touch faucets and paper towel things at the airport. Or, just don’t leave the house.
*aka the girl’s sister
**aka the girl’s sister’s husband
Please note, there is Purell in every room at my house.
What TV network was the first to permit condom advertising on TV? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was George Carlin.
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Sunday, March 19, 2006
March 19, 2006
Donny: Phone's ringing, Dude.
The Dude: Thank you, Donny.
-The Big Lebowski
Was Hinckley found guilty or not guilty in the shooting of Ronald Reagan? If you’re interested in the auto-reply please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com. Today’s auto reply will include whether or not I found the sunglasses that I mentioned yesterday, the first concert I went to, my favorite member of the Fab Five still in the NBA and the number of times I showered yesterday. Riveting. If you’re uninterested in any of that please discuss the answer with your Daily Remark Club.
Yesterday’s answer was Video Killed the Radio Star.
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Donny: Phone's ringing, Dude.
The Dude: Thank you, Donny.
-The Big Lebowski
Was Hinckley found guilty or not guilty in the shooting of Ronald Reagan? If you’re interested in the auto-reply please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com. Today’s auto reply will include whether or not I found the sunglasses that I mentioned yesterday, the first concert I went to, my favorite member of the Fab Five still in the NBA and the number of times I showered yesterday. Riveting. If you’re uninterested in any of that please discuss the answer with your Daily Remark Club.
Yesterday’s answer was Video Killed the Radio Star.
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Saturday, March 18, 2006
March 18, 2006
The girl and I have come up with a wonderful arrangement about cleaning up after dinner. If the dinner is good I clean up. If the dinner is not so good the girl cleans up. If the dinner is okay we split the cleaning. Just joking. I will get in trouble for writing this even though I included the Just Joking. Entertaining the world is worth a little suffering for me.
I don’t like this remark. It isn’t funny or interesting
What was the first video to air on MTV? If you’re interested in the auto-reply answer please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com. Today’s auto-reply will include the answer, the brand of sunglasses I lost yesterday, my favorite number and the movie I watched last night even though I wish I didn’t. If you don’t care about any of that please email your Daily Remark club instead of me.
Yesterday’s answer was one.
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The girl and I have come up with a wonderful arrangement about cleaning up after dinner. If the dinner is good I clean up. If the dinner is not so good the girl cleans up. If the dinner is okay we split the cleaning. Just joking. I will get in trouble for writing this even though I included the Just Joking. Entertaining the world is worth a little suffering for me.
I don’t like this remark. It isn’t funny or interesting
What was the first video to air on MTV? If you’re interested in the auto-reply answer please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com. Today’s auto-reply will include the answer, the brand of sunglasses I lost yesterday, my favorite number and the movie I watched last night even though I wish I didn’t. If you don’t care about any of that please email your Daily Remark club instead of me.
Yesterday’s answer was one.
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Friday, March 17, 2006
March 17, 2006
Happy St. Patrick’s Day. I have been at the bar since 6am. No I haven’t but if I was still in college I would have been.
A couple great games yesterday. Can’t wait for the weekend. I predict the moment I sit down to watch the full day of hoops my cable goes out.
We had a pool table in my house when we were little. I have a brother and two sisters. We used to whip the pool balls at each other.
There is nothing I enjoy more than a beer after I run.
Enough about me. How are you? Just joking.
How many times did Harry Truman run for President? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Janet Guthrie.
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Happy St. Patrick’s Day. I have been at the bar since 6am. No I haven’t but if I was still in college I would have been.
A couple great games yesterday. Can’t wait for the weekend. I predict the moment I sit down to watch the full day of hoops my cable goes out.
We had a pool table in my house when we were little. I have a brother and two sisters. We used to whip the pool balls at each other.
There is nothing I enjoy more than a beer after I run.
Enough about me. How are you? Just joking.
How many times did Harry Truman run for President? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Janet Guthrie.
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Thursday, March 16, 2006
March 16, 2006
Today through Sunday are without question the best four days of the year. If Michigan was in the tourney it would be even better but what can you do? I have never said what can you do before. Every team I like is typically out of the tourney after the first weekend so please expect a complete change of heart about basketball, my hair, the garbage and my ice cream by Monday. I have no idea what any of that means.
Beauty is grace and confidence. I've learned to accept and appreciate what nature gave me.
-Lindsay Lohan
Who was the first woman to drive in the Indy 500? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was doctor.
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Today through Sunday are without question the best four days of the year. If Michigan was in the tourney it would be even better but what can you do? I have never said what can you do before. Every team I like is typically out of the tourney after the first weekend so please expect a complete change of heart about basketball, my hair, the garbage and my ice cream by Monday. I have no idea what any of that means.
Beauty is grace and confidence. I've learned to accept and appreciate what nature gave me.
-Lindsay Lohan
Who was the first woman to drive in the Indy 500? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was doctor.
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Wednesday, March 15, 2006
March 15, 2006
In case you didn’t know, we are doing buy one Moosejaw hoody and get a second Moosejaw hoody at half off. The promotion was my idea and I need it to work or else everyone will like me even less. So, if you place an order for two hoodies I’ll add 500 Moosejaw points to your account. You have through this Friday to make it happen. Just email with your order number after you place your order and I’ll take care of the Moosejaw points. Actually, make it 600 Moosejaw points just for having to endure this Daily Remark.
According to my people, in the US what occupation has the highest median income? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was the Primettes.
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In case you didn’t know, we are doing buy one Moosejaw hoody and get a second Moosejaw hoody at half off. The promotion was my idea and I need it to work or else everyone will like me even less. So, if you place an order for two hoodies I’ll add 500 Moosejaw points to your account. You have through this Friday to make it happen. Just email with your order number after you place your order and I’ll take care of the Moosejaw points. Actually, make it 600 Moosejaw points just for having to endure this Daily Remark.
According to my people, in the US what occupation has the highest median income? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was the Primettes.
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Tuesday, March 14, 2006
March 14, 2006
I was at Barnes and Noble yesterday doing some stuff for the Moosejaw Spring catalog and some raggedy fellows kept looking at me. I thought for sure that they wanted to beat me up so I pretended to be crazy. Then I laughed to myself about what I was doing. Then I wrote it down so I could make it today’s remark. Then I bought The Little Drummer Girl by John LeCarre. Then I went to my car. I had a parking ticket.
Today’s question comes from one of the best Daily Remarkers in the world. The Supremes were originally known by what name? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was the Pentagon.
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I was at Barnes and Noble yesterday doing some stuff for the Moosejaw Spring catalog and some raggedy fellows kept looking at me. I thought for sure that they wanted to beat me up so I pretended to be crazy. Then I laughed to myself about what I was doing. Then I wrote it down so I could make it today’s remark. Then I bought The Little Drummer Girl by John LeCarre. Then I went to my car. I had a parking ticket.
Today’s question comes from one of the best Daily Remarkers in the world. The Supremes were originally known by what name? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was the Pentagon.
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Monday, March 13, 2006
March 13, 2006
I was perfectly fine at dinner last night, having a lovely Sunday night dinner with the girl and then, all of the sudden I started getting loopy, dizzy and tired. I am positive I got roofied.
Mom always tells me to celebrate everyone's uniqueness. I like the way that sounds.
- Hillary Duff
According to my people what is the world’s largest office building? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Tom Sawyer.
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I was perfectly fine at dinner last night, having a lovely Sunday night dinner with the girl and then, all of the sudden I started getting loopy, dizzy and tired. I am positive I got roofied.
Mom always tells me to celebrate everyone's uniqueness. I like the way that sounds.
- Hillary Duff
According to my people what is the world’s largest office building? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Tom Sawyer.
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Sunday, March 12, 2006
March 12, 2006
Peter Gibbons: Well see, they wrote all this bank software, and, uh, to save space, they used two digits instead of four. So, like, 98 instead of 1998? Uh, so I go through these thousands of lines of code and, uh... it doesn't really matter. I uh, I don't like my job, and, uh, I don't think I'm gonna go anymore.
Joanna: You're just not gonna go?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Joanna: Won't you get fired?
Peter Gibbons: I don't know, but I really don't like it, and, uh, I'm not gonna go.
Joanna: So you're gonna quit?
Peter Gibbons: Nuh-uh. Not really. Uh... I'm just gonna stop going.
Joanna: When did you decide all that?
Peter Gibbons: About an hour ago.
Joanna: An hour ago... so you're gonna get another job?
Peter Gibbons: I don't think I'd like another job.
Joanna: Well, what are you going to do about money and bills and...
Peter Gibbons: You know, I've never really liked paying bills. I don't think I'm gonna do that, either.
-Office Space
What was the first novel ever written on a typewriter? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com. The Sunday auto-reply includes the answer, who I like better…Hasselhoff or Swayze and how many days in a row I have been wearing the jeans I’m in right now without washing them. If you’re uninterested in any of that please save your answer for your Daily Remark club meeting.
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Peter Gibbons: Well see, they wrote all this bank software, and, uh, to save space, they used two digits instead of four. So, like, 98 instead of 1998? Uh, so I go through these thousands of lines of code and, uh... it doesn't really matter. I uh, I don't like my job, and, uh, I don't think I'm gonna go anymore.
Joanna: You're just not gonna go?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Joanna: Won't you get fired?
Peter Gibbons: I don't know, but I really don't like it, and, uh, I'm not gonna go.
Joanna: So you're gonna quit?
Peter Gibbons: Nuh-uh. Not really. Uh... I'm just gonna stop going.
Joanna: When did you decide all that?
Peter Gibbons: About an hour ago.
Joanna: An hour ago... so you're gonna get another job?
Peter Gibbons: I don't think I'd like another job.
Joanna: Well, what are you going to do about money and bills and...
Peter Gibbons: You know, I've never really liked paying bills. I don't think I'm gonna do that, either.
-Office Space
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Saturday, March 11, 2006
March 11, 2006
I got pulled over last night on the way to dinner doing 60 in a 45. The policeman could not have been any meaner. But, I didn’t get a ticket. It was great and I spent the entire next seventeen hours talking about it. It was better than not getting pulled over in the first place. Phew.
I may have asked this question before but I just did a search and couldn’t find it so here we go….On what day of the year are there more collect calls made than on any other? If you are interested in the answer and a list of three movies I would want to watch this very moment please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com. If you have no interest in an auto-reply please save the answer for your Daily Remark meeting.
Yesterday’s answer was zero.
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I got pulled over last night on the way to dinner doing 60 in a 45. The policeman could not have been any meaner. But, I didn’t get a ticket. It was great and I spent the entire next seventeen hours talking about it. It was better than not getting pulled over in the first place. Phew.
I may have asked this question before but I just did a search and couldn’t find it so here we go….On what day of the year are there more collect calls made than on any other? If you are interested in the answer and a list of three movies I would want to watch this very moment please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com. If you have no interest in an auto-reply please save the answer for your Daily Remark meeting.
Yesterday’s answer was zero.
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Friday, March 10, 2006
March 10, 2006
I think I’m going to take some sort of marshal art. The world is too terrible a place to not be able to protect yourself. I actually took kung fu while I was at Michigan but it was too boring for me. I did have a great gui though. I’m pretty sure my robe was a called a gui. I could forget the karate entirely and carry a machete with me everywhere but I can’t picture using it. I think I’d be more likely to shoot a gun. I shot a gun once though and I wasn’t that good at it. It was quite frightening actually. Guns are bad. At least I’m a fast runner and I don’t mind folding the laundry. Cranberry sauce for everyone!
Of the 53 coffee growing countries in the world how many don’t lie between the Tropic of Cancer and Capricorn….0,1 or 2? They said everyone loves questions about coffee. If you’re interested in today’s auto-reply which will be mostly uninteresting please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com. If you prefer banter and conversation please email your Daily Remark club.
Yesterday’s answer was three.
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I think I’m going to take some sort of marshal art. The world is too terrible a place to not be able to protect yourself. I actually took kung fu while I was at Michigan but it was too boring for me. I did have a great gui though. I’m pretty sure my robe was a called a gui. I could forget the karate entirely and carry a machete with me everywhere but I can’t picture using it. I think I’d be more likely to shoot a gun. I shot a gun once though and I wasn’t that good at it. It was quite frightening actually. Guns are bad. At least I’m a fast runner and I don’t mind folding the laundry. Cranberry sauce for everyone!
Of the 53 coffee growing countries in the world how many don’t lie between the Tropic of Cancer and Capricorn….0,1 or 2? They said everyone loves questions about coffee. If you’re interested in today’s auto-reply which will be mostly uninteresting please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com. If you prefer banter and conversation please email your Daily Remark club.
Yesterday’s answer was three.
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Thursday, March 09, 2006
March 9, 2006
Last night I kept taking the girl’s book away from her while she was reading and I wouldn’t give it back to her until she told me how much she likes me. It was fun and I recommend everyone trying it. Please try it at your house and not mine.
The only vegetable I don’t like is eggplant.
America’s Top Model last night was pretty good.
“Changing your facial expression. It’s about how to pull your cheek bones up just using the muscle. How to pull one eye brow up.”
-Tyra Banks, 2006
According to a great daily remarker, how many chambers are there in an amphibian’s heart? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Phil.
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Last night I kept taking the girl’s book away from her while she was reading and I wouldn’t give it back to her until she told me how much she likes me. It was fun and I recommend everyone trying it. Please try it at your house and not mine.
The only vegetable I don’t like is eggplant.
America’s Top Model last night was pretty good.
“Changing your facial expression. It’s about how to pull your cheek bones up just using the muscle. How to pull one eye brow up.”
-Tyra Banks, 2006
According to a great daily remarker, how many chambers are there in an amphibian’s heart? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Phil.
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Wednesday, March 08, 2006
March 8, 2006
It is Oliver Wendell Holmes’ birthday today. To honor this special day we have a lovely deal for anyone who gets the question right today. Here we go…
If you get the answer to today’s question correct you can buy one long sleeve tee shirt, either men's or women's, and get a second long sleeve tee half off. This is the second best deal I’ve been able to do since being thrown out of the Bellagio for being too good at craps.
What is Piston’s head coach Flip Saunder’s real name? A hint is that the answer is not Bradley. Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com. I’ll email the coupon code for the long sleeve tees to everyone who gets it right.
Yesterday’s answer was the Emmys. The Emmy’s debuted in 1949. Color television came out in the US in 1951. Phew.
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It is Oliver Wendell Holmes’ birthday today. To honor this special day we have a lovely deal for anyone who gets the question right today. Here we go…
If you get the answer to today’s question correct you can buy one long sleeve tee shirt, either men's or women's, and get a second long sleeve tee half off. This is the second best deal I’ve been able to do since being thrown out of the Bellagio for being too good at craps.
What is Piston’s head coach Flip Saunder’s real name? A hint is that the answer is not Bradley. Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com. I’ll email the coupon code for the long sleeve tees to everyone who gets it right.
Yesterday’s answer was the Emmys. The Emmy’s debuted in 1949. Color television came out in the US in 1951. Phew.
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Tuesday, March 07, 2006
March 7, 2006
Yesterday I had the random pleasure of watching the Tyra Banks Show as well as America’s Top Model. I am comfortable saying the Tyra Banks show is the best show I have ever seen in my life. I would also like to note that I have never learned more about modeling. You think that it’s just about being pretty but it’s really so much more. The girls need to be on at all times, they need to have an attitude but then not too much attitude. My life is forever changed and I’m not just saying it.
Which happened first….color television was introduced in the US or the Emmy Awards debuted? I can’t stop with the award’s shows. Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Brazil.
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Yesterday I had the random pleasure of watching the Tyra Banks Show as well as America’s Top Model. I am comfortable saying the Tyra Banks show is the best show I have ever seen in my life. I would also like to note that I have never learned more about modeling. You think that it’s just about being pretty but it’s really so much more. The girls need to be on at all times, they need to have an attitude but then not too much attitude. My life is forever changed and I’m not just saying it.
Which happened first….color television was introduced in the US or the Emmy Awards debuted? I can’t stop with the award’s shows. Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Brazil.
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Monday, March 06, 2006
March 6, 2006
I watched the first hour and a half of the Academy Awards last night. Here are my notes…Jon Stewart is good, Jessica Alba is pretty, Matt Dillon is handsome, I loved that Chanel dress and the commercials for Best Actress were plain old funny. Stephen Colbert should win MVP of the show.
The girl’s notes are …. Nicole Kidman looks stunning, Reese’s hair looked too matronly, George Clooney is dreamy, Jennifer Anniston is pretty, I can’t believe I didn’t see Walk the Line and who gives a ____ about all the animated films. Save them for another show.
According to someone, what nation produces more coffee than any other? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Houston.
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I watched the first hour and a half of the Academy Awards last night. Here are my notes…Jon Stewart is good, Jessica Alba is pretty, Matt Dillon is handsome, I loved that Chanel dress and the commercials for Best Actress were plain old funny. Stephen Colbert should win MVP of the show.
The girl’s notes are …. Nicole Kidman looks stunning, Reese’s hair looked too matronly, George Clooney is dreamy, Jennifer Anniston is pretty, I can’t believe I didn’t see Walk the Line and who gives a ____ about all the animated films. Save them for another show.
According to someone, what nation produces more coffee than any other? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Houston.
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Sunday, March 05, 2006
March 5, 2006
Lloyd: What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up together?
Mary: Not good.
Lloyd: Not good like one in a hundred?
Mary: I'd say more like one in a million.
Lloyd: So you're telling me there's a chance?
What was the first word spoken when we (we as in people) first landed on the moon? If you would like to see today’s auto-reply which will include the answer, the baseball mitt I have been using since seventh grade, the name of the first girl I frenched and the condiment I despise most please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com. If you are uninterested in any of that please email a friend or enemy.
Yesterday’s answer was 1947. The Yankees beat the Dodgers.
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Lloyd: What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up together?
Mary: Not good.
Lloyd: Not good like one in a hundred?
Mary: I'd say more like one in a million.
Lloyd: So you're telling me there's a chance?
What was the first word spoken when we (we as in people) first landed on the moon? If you would like to see today’s auto-reply which will include the answer, the baseball mitt I have been using since seventh grade, the name of the first girl I frenched and the condiment I despise most please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com. If you are uninterested in any of that please email a friend or enemy.
Yesterday’s answer was 1947. The Yankees beat the Dodgers.
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Saturday, March 04, 2006
March 4, 2006
A friend of mine who lives in San Francisco just signed up for the Daily Remark. His name is Dave. His parents always went out of town when we were in high school so he always had lots of parties. One time, Dave left his house mid-party to get some food. Somehow in a rare break dancing accident I was spinning on my back and broke the banister going upstairs. Really, it’s true. However, we all told Dave that a random person at the party broke the banister and then ran out.
Dave- I broke the banister. So sorry about it.
The first World Series was televised in what year….1937, 1947 or 1957? If you’re interested in the Saturday auto-reply which will include the answer, what I had for dinner last night and my favorite beer right now please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com. If you prefer some banter please email your Daily Remark Club.
Yesterday’s answer was Cannes.
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A friend of mine who lives in San Francisco just signed up for the Daily Remark. His name is Dave. His parents always went out of town when we were in high school so he always had lots of parties. One time, Dave left his house mid-party to get some food. Somehow in a rare break dancing accident I was spinning on my back and broke the banister going upstairs. Really, it’s true. However, we all told Dave that a random person at the party broke the banister and then ran out.
Dave- I broke the banister. So sorry about it.
The first World Series was televised in what year….1937, 1947 or 1957? If you’re interested in the Saturday auto-reply which will include the answer, what I had for dinner last night and my favorite beer right now please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com. If you prefer some banter please email your Daily Remark Club.
Yesterday’s answer was Cannes.
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Friday, March 03, 2006
March 3, 2006
We have a great new contest this month, the Costa Rican Tee Shirt Contest. Please check it out and vote for the Trapper shirt. Actually, I don’t want the voting to be skued. Please vote for your favorite shirt so that we don’t end up making 10,000 Trapper shirts that not one person will buy. Please enlarge the images when you’re checking out the shirts.
In what city did the Cannes Film Festival first debut? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Grand Rapids, Michigan.
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We have a great new contest this month, the Costa Rican Tee Shirt Contest. Please check it out and vote for the Trapper shirt. Actually, I don’t want the voting to be skued. Please vote for your favorite shirt so that we don’t end up making 10,000 Trapper shirts that not one person will buy. Please enlarge the images when you’re checking out the shirts.
In what city did the Cannes Film Festival first debut? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Grand Rapids, Michigan.
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Thursday, March 02, 2006
March 2, 2006
Someone who works about three seats away from me wants to get her mom tickets to go see CNBC’s Mad Money show in New York. I have no idea what that show is. Can anyone out there get tickets for the show? If so, can you please email me about it?
Interestingly, the Charlevoix county Daily Remark club is accepting no new members but the Napa Valley Daily Remark Club is shutting down because there is not one member. Can half the people in Charlevoix please move to Napa? Are you a socialist? No, are you? No, are you? No, are you? No, are you? I’m rubber you’re glue whatever you say bounces off me and sticks on you. Touch black no trade back.
Sorry about everything.
What was the first US city to add fluoride to its water supply…Santa Barbara, Grand Rapids or Tallahassee? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Walt Disney.
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Someone who works about three seats away from me wants to get her mom tickets to go see CNBC’s Mad Money show in New York. I have no idea what that show is. Can anyone out there get tickets for the show? If so, can you please email me about it?
Interestingly, the Charlevoix county Daily Remark club is accepting no new members but the Napa Valley Daily Remark Club is shutting down because there is not one member. Can half the people in Charlevoix please move to Napa? Are you a socialist? No, are you? No, are you? No, are you? No, are you? I’m rubber you’re glue whatever you say bounces off me and sticks on you. Touch black no trade back.
Sorry about everything.
What was the first US city to add fluoride to its water supply…Santa Barbara, Grand Rapids or Tallahassee? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Walt Disney.
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Wednesday, March 01, 2006
March 1, 2006
If you get today’s question right you get half off any Moosejaw hoody. No really, it’s true. I have a hoody in grey, royal, navy, brown and red. I’m wearing my navy hoody right now. I looked at myself a little while ago and I was not all that impressed.
Two awful remarks in a row. I bet I get fired. Here we go…..
What person has won the most Academy Awards? This person also has the most nominations and the most wins in one year. What a champ. Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com. If you get the answer right I’ll email the coupon code for the half off hoody right away.
Yesterday’s answer was the $100,000 bill.
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If you get today’s question right you get half off any Moosejaw hoody. No really, it’s true. I have a hoody in grey, royal, navy, brown and red. I’m wearing my navy hoody right now. I looked at myself a little while ago and I was not all that impressed.
Two awful remarks in a row. I bet I get fired. Here we go…..
What person has won the most Academy Awards? This person also has the most nominations and the most wins in one year. What a champ. Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com. If you get the answer right I’ll email the coupon code for the half off hoody right away.
Yesterday’s answer was the $100,000 bill.
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