Monday, October 31, 2005
October 31, 2005
Today is Moosejaw’s Thirteen Year Anniversary. Big deal.
My top eleven recommended Halloween outfits for tonight:
Video tape
Elephant
Picture frame
Garage
Rug
Rhombus
Nose
Pencil
Garbage bag
Dirty dish
Philosophy teacher
Today’s question comes from Brittany who happens to be the first woman to ever wear an orange dress to the Kremlin. Please look for more information at www.breakingallthekremlinrulesinthenewmilleniumwhetheryoureaclownornot.org. What is the first body part most people dry (with a towel) when getting out of the shower? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Memento.
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Today is Moosejaw’s Thirteen Year Anniversary. Big deal.
My top eleven recommended Halloween outfits for tonight:
Video tape
Elephant
Picture frame
Garage
Rug
Rhombus
Nose
Pencil
Garbage bag
Dirty dish
Philosophy teacher
Today’s question comes from Brittany who happens to be the first woman to ever wear an orange dress to the Kremlin. Please look for more information at www.breakingallthekremlinrulesinthenewmilleniumwhetheryoureaclownornot.org. What is the first body part most people dry (with a towel) when getting out of the shower? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Memento.
Have an okay Halloween
Love the madness.
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Sunday, October 30, 2005
October 30, 2005
The girl’s grandma’s party last night was lovely. Picture everyone being made to wear a little Halloween mask and Halloween teeth as grandma walked in the house. I had to wear a cat mask with little whiskers. I asked to trade for Lone Ranger but no one would do it. I spent most of my time trying to determine the best way to explain the setting on the daily remark. I’m not doing a particularly good job but it was priceless. I just heard someone say priceless on TV.
I also learned the following this morning:
Complement (with an E) is a noun or verb that means something that completes or makes up a whole: "The red sweater is a perfect complement to the outfit." Compliment (with an I) is a noun or verb that means an expression of praise or admiration: "I received compliments about my new outfit."
That’s all.
What movie starred one of the main characters from Princess Bride with one of the main characters of the Matrix with one of the main characters from Eddie and the Cruisers? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Benjamin Franklin.
Have an amazing Sunday.
Go Lions.
Love the madness.
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The girl’s grandma’s party last night was lovely. Picture everyone being made to wear a little Halloween mask and Halloween teeth as grandma walked in the house. I had to wear a cat mask with little whiskers. I asked to trade for Lone Ranger but no one would do it. I spent most of my time trying to determine the best way to explain the setting on the daily remark. I’m not doing a particularly good job but it was priceless. I just heard someone say priceless on TV.
I also learned the following this morning:
Complement (with an E) is a noun or verb that means something that completes or makes up a whole: "The red sweater is a perfect complement to the outfit." Compliment (with an I) is a noun or verb that means an expression of praise or admiration: "I received compliments about my new outfit."
That’s all.
What movie starred one of the main characters from Princess Bride with one of the main characters of the Matrix with one of the main characters from Eddie and the Cruisers? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Benjamin Franklin.
Have an amazing Sunday.
Go Lions.
Love the madness.
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Saturday, October 29, 2005
October 29, 2005
Instead of watching the Michigan-Northwestern game tonight I’m going to the girl’s grandma’s birthday party.
Who was the oldest person to sign the Declaration of Independence? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was the Beagle.
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Instead of watching the Michigan-Northwestern game tonight I’m going to the girl’s grandma’s birthday party.
Who was the oldest person to sign the Declaration of Independence? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was the Beagle.
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Friday, October 28, 2005
October 28, 2005
Today is the Two-Year Anniversary of the Daily Remark. Thanks for all the anniversary presents. The following is a copy and paste of my first remark and question ever:
I bought a sweatsuit and I like it so much that I have spent most my time trying to convince the buyers here at Moosejaw that we need to carry a full line. I had no idea I could look so good in satin. I started my day today with an ice-cream sandwich. I think the cereal people must be keeping the ice-cream sandwich contingent down because I can see no better way to start the day. Please email your congressperson as soon as possible so that we can put an end to the madness. Definitely my first time writing 'congressperson.'
More importantly, please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com if you know the name of Charles Darwin's boat. Just to note, I am talking about the Charles Darwin who wrote Origin of Species and not the Charles Darwin who built the best fort ever behind the Clifford's house after the great snowstorm of 1999.
Yesterday’s answer was three and a half hours.
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Today is the Two-Year Anniversary of the Daily Remark. Thanks for all the anniversary presents. The following is a copy and paste of my first remark and question ever:
I bought a sweatsuit and I like it so much that I have spent most my time trying to convince the buyers here at Moosejaw that we need to carry a full line. I had no idea I could look so good in satin. I started my day today with an ice-cream sandwich. I think the cereal people must be keeping the ice-cream sandwich contingent down because I can see no better way to start the day. Please email your congressperson as soon as possible so that we can put an end to the madness. Definitely my first time writing 'congressperson.'
More importantly, please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com if you know the name of Charles Darwin's boat. Just to note, I am talking about the Charles Darwin who wrote Origin of Species and not the Charles Darwin who built the best fort ever behind the Clifford's house after the great snowstorm of 1999.
Yesterday’s answer was three and a half hours.
Have an outstanding Friday.
Love the madness.
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Thursday, October 27, 2005
October 27, 2005
After work yesterday I played cards for about an hour. I won. Then, I went for a trail run, picked up dinner, had some ice-cream and came home. When I got home the little stack of bills I had won playing cards was gone. Nowhere in the house, the car, all pockets checked, etc. I was sick. I was certain it was stolen but how could it have possibly been stolen. I was determined to find it. I retraced my steps called everywhere possible and no luck. To make a long story shorter, I remembered that when I got ice-cream I had thrown a bunch of crap from my car away. So, I drove back to the ice cream shop, lifted the top off the garbage, sifted through the mess and, guess what…..the cash was there. I voted myself the dumbest, smartest, luckiest and the person with the most garbage all over his hands.
According to the girl’s sister how long did her baby cry on the four hour plane ride from Phoenix to Detroit yesterday? Four hours, three and a half hours, one hour or the baby was perfect the entire flight. Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was President Ford and I may have asked that one before.
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After work yesterday I played cards for about an hour. I won. Then, I went for a trail run, picked up dinner, had some ice-cream and came home. When I got home the little stack of bills I had won playing cards was gone. Nowhere in the house, the car, all pockets checked, etc. I was sick. I was certain it was stolen but how could it have possibly been stolen. I was determined to find it. I retraced my steps called everywhere possible and no luck. To make a long story shorter, I remembered that when I got ice-cream I had thrown a bunch of crap from my car away. So, I drove back to the ice cream shop, lifted the top off the garbage, sifted through the mess and, guess what…..the cash was there. I voted myself the dumbest, smartest, luckiest and the person with the most garbage all over his hands.
According to the girl’s sister how long did her baby cry on the four hour plane ride from Phoenix to Detroit yesterday? Four hours, three and a half hours, one hour or the baby was perfect the entire flight. Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was President Ford and I may have asked that one before.
Have the best Thursday of your life.
Love the madness.
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Wednesday, October 26, 2005
October 26, 2005
Rod Tidwell: Jerry Maguire... How'm I doing? I'm sweating dude! I'm sweatin' my contract! I'm sweating Bob Sugar calling me, telling me I'm missing the big endorsements by being with you! THAT'S how I'm doing - I'm sweating dude!
Rod Tidwell: I am a valuable commodity! I go across the middle! I see a dude coming at me, trying to kill me, I tell myself "Get killed. Catch the ball!' BOO YA! Touchdown! I make miracles happen!
Jerry Maguire: Rod...
Rod Tidwell: I'm from Arizona Jerry! I broke Arizona records! I went to Arizona State! I'm a Sun Devil, man!
Jerry Maguire: And now you want Arizona dollars?
Rod Tidwell: Exaaaacctly!
Who was the only President who did not win election to either the office of Vice President or President? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was the drop waist line.
Have the best Tuesday in history.
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Rod Tidwell: Jerry Maguire... How'm I doing? I'm sweating dude! I'm sweatin' my contract! I'm sweating Bob Sugar calling me, telling me I'm missing the big endorsements by being with you! THAT'S how I'm doing - I'm sweating dude!
Rod Tidwell: I am a valuable commodity! I go across the middle! I see a dude coming at me, trying to kill me, I tell myself "Get killed. Catch the ball!' BOO YA! Touchdown! I make miracles happen!
Jerry Maguire: Rod...
Rod Tidwell: I'm from Arizona Jerry! I broke Arizona records! I went to Arizona State! I'm a Sun Devil, man!
Jerry Maguire: And now you want Arizona dollars?
Rod Tidwell: Exaaaacctly!
Who was the only President who did not win election to either the office of Vice President or President? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was the drop waist line.
Have the best Tuesday in history.
Love the madness.
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Tuesday, October 25, 2005
October 25, 2005
Here’s a nice play for today:
Fade into dinner on the couch while watching TV….
The Girl: There’s an Urban Outfitters coming to the mall.
Me: That’s nice.
The Girl: Are you worried?
Me: No, why?
The Girl: Because I like it there.
Me: You should pretend you hate it there.
The Girl: That’s dumb.
I went for my first trail run in ages yesterday. I saw a rabbit and got scared. I’m never leaving the house again.
I had my first Blue Moon beer last night. Very good.
Everyone please welcome Ruthanne to the daily remark.
According to the magazine The Girl was reading what is the best dress to flatter your figure if you have a short waist? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Martha Washington.
Have the best Tuesday in history.
Love the madness.
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Here’s a nice play for today:
Fade into dinner on the couch while watching TV….
The Girl: There’s an Urban Outfitters coming to the mall.
Me: That’s nice.
The Girl: Are you worried?
Me: No, why?
The Girl: Because I like it there.
Me: You should pretend you hate it there.
The Girl: That’s dumb.
I went for my first trail run in ages yesterday. I saw a rabbit and got scared. I’m never leaving the house again.
I had my first Blue Moon beer last night. Very good.
Everyone please welcome Ruthanne to the daily remark.
According to the magazine The Girl was reading what is the best dress to flatter your figure if you have a short waist? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Martha Washington.
Have the best Tuesday in history.
Love the madness.
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Monday, October 24, 2005
October 24, 2005
I got an ice cream cone after dinner last night at some random place. Here’s a play about what happened.
Fade into me at the ice cream place:
Me:Can I get vanilla in a sugar cone.
Ice cream lady: Here you go. It’s a little soft so eat it fast.
Me: And, you just put your hand in the ice cream.
Ice cream lady: I have to get some change.
Fade out as I grab my ice cream cone that has a nice hand print in it.
Please note, the next time someone at Moosejaw tells me they don’t like the way his or her pack fits I’m saying I need to go to the bank. I feel like I’ve missed out on an entirely new way to communicate my whole life.
Who was the only woman to ever appear on US paper currency? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Nebraska.
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I got an ice cream cone after dinner last night at some random place. Here’s a play about what happened.
Fade into me at the ice cream place:
Me:Can I get vanilla in a sugar cone.
Ice cream lady: Here you go. It’s a little soft so eat it fast.
Me: And, you just put your hand in the ice cream.
Ice cream lady: I have to get some change.
Fade out as I grab my ice cream cone that has a nice hand print in it.
Please note, the next time someone at Moosejaw tells me they don’t like the way his or her pack fits I’m saying I need to go to the bank. I feel like I’ve missed out on an entirely new way to communicate my whole life.
Who was the only woman to ever appear on US paper currency? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Nebraska.
Have the best Monday of your life.
Love the madness.
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Sunday, October 23, 2005
October 23, 2005
Best day ever yesterday. Great Michigan win, I was named third best at throwing the football around at halftime among my four friends and I lost in Texas Hold ‘Em but I was still the best player.
Do you know that in Belgium it is a requirement to have a rubber duck in the bathtub? You can’t just own the rubber duck – you have to have it in the tub.
Do you know that feet aren’t remotely hereditary?
USC has won two consecutive National Championships. Excluding USC what school has won two national championships most recently? We’re talking football and, unlike USC, the national championships were not consecutive. That was tough. Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was the mosquito.
Have an okay Sunday.
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Best day ever yesterday. Great Michigan win, I was named third best at throwing the football around at halftime among my four friends and I lost in Texas Hold ‘Em but I was still the best player.
Do you know that in Belgium it is a requirement to have a rubber duck in the bathtub? You can’t just own the rubber duck – you have to have it in the tub.
Do you know that feet aren’t remotely hereditary?
USC has won two consecutive National Championships. Excluding USC what school has won two national championships most recently? We’re talking football and, unlike USC, the national championships were not consecutive. That was tough. Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was the mosquito.
Have an okay Sunday.
Love the madness.
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October 22, 2005
We have a Rock, Papers, Scissors section on the site. According to Magic Rat, who runs the section, everyone always throws Rock. So, if you’re playing someone who is also reading this throw scissors. However, if they know that you know that you are both reading this then throw rock. Or, go contrarian to that and throw paper. If you’re playing someone not reading this at all throw paper.
Get excited….today is an auto-reply day.
What is the world’s deadliest insect? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com if you want to see the auto-reply or email some friends if you’d like more discussion.
Yesterday’s answer was the hippopotamus.
Have the best Saturday ever.
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We have a Rock, Papers, Scissors section on the site. According to Magic Rat, who runs the section, everyone always throws Rock. So, if you’re playing someone who is also reading this throw scissors. However, if they know that you know that you are both reading this then throw rock. Or, go contrarian to that and throw paper. If you’re playing someone not reading this at all throw paper.
Get excited….today is an auto-reply day.
What is the world’s deadliest insect? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com if you want to see the auto-reply or email some friends if you’d like more discussion.
Yesterday’s answer was the hippopotamus.
Have the best Saturday ever.
Love the madness.
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October 21, 2005
What’s the point of the apostrophe? Please don’t answer that but think about it.
It’s my two year daily remark anniversary a week from today. I’m sure you’re quite excited about it. Next week will be a celebration for everyone. Please get me a good present. Not great but good and don’t bother spending any money or time on a card.
According to my people what animal in Africa kills more humans than any other? Please email your answer o me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was gold. Gold was introduced in 1949. Copper was introduced in 1958.
Have a great Friday.
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What’s the point of the apostrophe? Please don’t answer that but think about it.
It’s my two year daily remark anniversary a week from today. I’m sure you’re quite excited about it. Next week will be a celebration for everyone. Please get me a good present. Not great but good and don’t bother spending any money or time on a card.
According to my people what animal in Africa kills more humans than any other? Please email your answer o me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was gold. Gold was introduced in 1949. Copper was introduced in 1958.
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Love the madness.
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October 20, 2005
I need to write a page for a book for the girl’s grandma for her birthday. I will leave it at that.
Which Crayola crayon color was introduced first….copper or gold? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Tim Duncan.
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I need to write a page for a book for the girl’s grandma for her birthday. I will leave it at that.
Which Crayola crayon color was introduced first….copper or gold? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Tim Duncan.
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Wednesday, October 19, 2005
October 19, 2005
I’m not sure if this story will make sense and I’m sure Speedo will think its boring so if you’re busy just skip right to the question…..
I ordered a medium vanilla cone at Dairy Queen after dinner last night. The DQ fellow made a large by accident and asked me if I wanted it. Of course, I took the large and decided it was too much so at the first light I took some bites off the cone and spit it out the window. Then at the second light I decided it was still too much ice cream so I started spitting more DQ out the window. Then, while stopped at the second light the person driving behind me got out of his car and started walking toward our car. I thought he was going to be some sort of Save the Dairy Queen fellow or the neighbor who hates me and kill me but it turns out that he thought I was throwing up white stuff at two consecutive lights and he wanted to make sure I was okay. Everyone hates me. That’s all.
Note from a friendly Daily Remarker named Lauren…….i am so sick of hearing about us presidents.. and stupid people that climb mount everest
Who was the most recent NBA basketball player to win the MVP twice? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Washington and Madison.
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I’m not sure if this story will make sense and I’m sure Speedo will think its boring so if you’re busy just skip right to the question…..
I ordered a medium vanilla cone at Dairy Queen after dinner last night. The DQ fellow made a large by accident and asked me if I wanted it. Of course, I took the large and decided it was too much so at the first light I took some bites off the cone and spit it out the window. Then at the second light I decided it was still too much ice cream so I started spitting more DQ out the window. Then, while stopped at the second light the person driving behind me got out of his car and started walking toward our car. I thought he was going to be some sort of Save the Dairy Queen fellow or the neighbor who hates me and kill me but it turns out that he thought I was throwing up white stuff at two consecutive lights and he wanted to make sure I was okay. Everyone hates me. That’s all.
Note from a friendly Daily Remarker named Lauren…….i am so sick of hearing about us presidents.. and stupid people that climb mount everest
Who was the most recent NBA basketball player to win the MVP twice? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Washington and Madison.
Have the best Wednesday of all times.
Love the madness.
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Tuesday, October 18, 2005
October 18, 2005
My friend Sam (who wears a Speedo) told me the Daily Remarks are getting boring. I already started looking for another job. If anyone wants to take over please let me know. Please note, you can no longer change cable stations without seeing Law and Order.
What two US Presidents signed the Constitution? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Teddy Roosevelt. He said I could call him Teddy.
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My friend Sam (who wears a Speedo) told me the Daily Remarks are getting boring. I already started looking for another job. If anyone wants to take over please let me know. Please note, you can no longer change cable stations without seeing Law and Order.
What two US Presidents signed the Constitution? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Teddy Roosevelt. He said I could call him Teddy.
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Monday, October 17, 2005
October 17, 2005
The following won’t make sense unless you read yesterday’s remark so I am including yesterday’s remark and today’s. Please enjoy……..
Sunday copy:
At 5:30 this morning we got a knock on the door. Some fellow was outside our front door telling me that our sprinkler was broken and was sprouting water. Even though I wanted to open the door and go crazy for waking us up to give us this information I was positive that he was a lunatic so I just said thanks and he went away. The moral of the story, of course, is to always wear a sleeveless tee shirt in the morning so anyone telling you about your broken sprinkler at 5:30 gets scared of the muscles and runs away.
Monday:
So, at about 4 yesterday we got a knock on the door and, of course, the fellow who woke us up at 5:30am was there. So, I opened the door, told the fellow to get off the porch, called him a lunatic and proceeded to berate him for knocking on our door at 5:30am. He had come over to apologize and I wasn’t very nice. Then he left. Ten minutes later I felt terrible about getting so mad. Our next door neighbor happened to be outside so I told her the story, she knew who the person was, I got his number and told him I felt bad about not being neighborly. I didn’t say sorry and I felt much better about the world.
I just re-read that story and now realize it’s pretty boring. That I am sorry about.
Who was the youngest US President at the time of his inauguration? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com. I only talk about young presidents now a days.
Yesterday’s answer was James Polk.
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The following won’t make sense unless you read yesterday’s remark so I am including yesterday’s remark and today’s. Please enjoy……..
Sunday copy:
At 5:30 this morning we got a knock on the door. Some fellow was outside our front door telling me that our sprinkler was broken and was sprouting water. Even though I wanted to open the door and go crazy for waking us up to give us this information I was positive that he was a lunatic so I just said thanks and he went away. The moral of the story, of course, is to always wear a sleeveless tee shirt in the morning so anyone telling you about your broken sprinkler at 5:30 gets scared of the muscles and runs away.
Monday:
So, at about 4 yesterday we got a knock on the door and, of course, the fellow who woke us up at 5:30am was there. So, I opened the door, told the fellow to get off the porch, called him a lunatic and proceeded to berate him for knocking on our door at 5:30am. He had come over to apologize and I wasn’t very nice. Then he left. Ten minutes later I felt terrible about getting so mad. Our next door neighbor happened to be outside so I told her the story, she knew who the person was, I got his number and told him I felt bad about not being neighborly. I didn’t say sorry and I felt much better about the world.
I just re-read that story and now realize it’s pretty boring. That I am sorry about.
Who was the youngest US President at the time of his inauguration? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com. I only talk about young presidents now a days.
Yesterday’s answer was James Polk.
Have the best Monday ever.
Love the madness.
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Sunday, October 16, 2005
October 16, 2005
At 5:30 this morning we got a knock on the door at home. Some fellow was outside our front door telling me that our sprinkler was broken and was sprouting water. Even though I wanted to open the door and go crazy for waking us up to give us this information I was positive that he was a lunatic so I kept the door shut, said thanks and he went away. The moral of the story, of course, is to always wear a sleeveless tee shirt in the morning so anyone telling you about your broken sprinkler at 5:30am gets scared of the muscles and runs away. Thanks for hearing me out.
Who was the first US President who was under fifty years old when he was inaugurated? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterdays answer was the Bristlecone Pines.
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At 5:30 this morning we got a knock on the door at home. Some fellow was outside our front door telling me that our sprinkler was broken and was sprouting water. Even though I wanted to open the door and go crazy for waking us up to give us this information I was positive that he was a lunatic so I kept the door shut, said thanks and he went away. The moral of the story, of course, is to always wear a sleeveless tee shirt in the morning so anyone telling you about your broken sprinkler at 5:30am gets scared of the muscles and runs away. Thanks for hearing me out.
Who was the first US President who was under fifty years old when he was inaugurated? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterdays answer was the Bristlecone Pines.
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Saturday, October 15, 2005
October 15, 2005
I received the following email this past Monday…..
I shared a moosejaw moment yesterday when traveling back from Fort Myers, FL airport. I had on a zip hoodie and another group had hats. They recognized the logo and shouted across the terminal! We cheered and went on our way. Had to share, in case the other person shares too!
-Katie
The person in the hat was me. I had to describe my entire outfit before Katie believed the person she saw was me. Anyway, I’m on another quick trip today so if you see anyone in a blue Moosejaw hat please assume it’s me and yell either “I want to french kiss you” or “go Moosejaw.” If for some reason this really turns into something I’ll definitely send you a free Moosejaw hoody. I hope this makes a little bit of sense.
Because I’m gone today it is a dreaded auto-reply day.
According to the unofficial Plant Hall of Fame what are the oldest trees? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com if you want to see the auto-reply. Please email a friend if you prefer some banter.
Yesterday’s answer was basalt.
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I received the following email this past Monday…..
I shared a moosejaw moment yesterday when traveling back from Fort Myers, FL airport. I had on a zip hoodie and another group had hats. They recognized the logo and shouted across the terminal! We cheered and went on our way. Had to share, in case the other person shares too!
-Katie
The person in the hat was me. I had to describe my entire outfit before Katie believed the person she saw was me. Anyway, I’m on another quick trip today so if you see anyone in a blue Moosejaw hat please assume it’s me and yell either “I want to french kiss you” or “go Moosejaw.” If for some reason this really turns into something I’ll definitely send you a free Moosejaw hoody. I hope this makes a little bit of sense.
Because I’m gone today it is a dreaded auto-reply day.
According to the unofficial Plant Hall of Fame what are the oldest trees? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com if you want to see the auto-reply. Please email a friend if you prefer some banter.
Yesterday’s answer was basalt.
Have the best Saturday in history.
Go Blue.
Love the madness.
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Friday, October 14, 2005
October 14, 2005
The girl and I share one credit card. We had a random charge on the card. The girl called the credit card company to dispute the charge and, to make a long story short, it turns out that I made a couple charges to fill up my online betting account with the card. Ooops.
Just joking. I only bet for fun.
ssb
According to my people more of the ocean floor is composed of this rock than any other. Please email what that rock is to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Junko Tabei.
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The girl and I share one credit card. We had a random charge on the card. The girl called the credit card company to dispute the charge and, to make a long story short, it turns out that I made a couple charges to fill up my online betting account with the card. Ooops.
Just joking. I only bet for fun.
ssb
According to my people more of the ocean floor is composed of this rock than any other. Please email what that rock is to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Junko Tabei.
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Thursday, October 13, 2005
October 13, 2005
We had dinner at the girl’s sister’s last night. After dinner the girl and her sister spent at least twenty minutes discussing whether it’s normal or not to include mushrooms in a salad. “Mushrooms aren’t in a cob salad, they’re not in a Greek salad, not in a tuna salad, not in a chef’s salad, not in a julienne salad, etc.” They went on for ages and I couldn’t have enjoyed listening to it any more. They did conclude that mushrooms are in a spinach salad. How lovely.
The best section we’ve ever had on the site is live. Please check out Totally Miserable at Moosejaw.com.
Who was the first woman to summit Everest? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Clarence Birdseye.
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Love the madness.
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We had dinner at the girl’s sister’s last night. After dinner the girl and her sister spent at least twenty minutes discussing whether it’s normal or not to include mushrooms in a salad. “Mushrooms aren’t in a cob salad, they’re not in a Greek salad, not in a tuna salad, not in a chef’s salad, not in a julienne salad, etc.” They went on for ages and I couldn’t have enjoyed listening to it any more. They did conclude that mushrooms are in a spinach salad. How lovely.
The best section we’ve ever had on the site is live. Please check out Totally Miserable at Moosejaw.com.
Who was the first woman to summit Everest? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Clarence Birdseye.
Have an okay Thursday.
Love the madness.
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Wednesday, October 12, 2005
October 12, 2005
The most Happy Birthday ever to Josh. If you know Josh he wants hair products only!
Why doesn’t anyone wear a shower cap backpacking in the rain? You’ll never have to worry about your hair again.
I make so many errors in the Remark everyday that I have to copy four people on my email and make the following note – “All editors are always welcome. Please email Tech directly.” Tech is the person who actually puts the remark on the site and emails it to you. His real name is Tech. Who cares?
I can’t stay up until 11:30 anymore so I’m now DVR’ing the Daily Show and waking up a half hour earlier in the morning than usual to watch it. So, I think I’m going to sleep at 11 instead of 11:30 and waking up at 5:30 instead of 6. Doesn’t make a whole lot of sense.
Can you say DVR’ing instead of Tivo’ing? Please don’t answer that.
Tech – sorry about that who cares thing.
The girl – sorry I sprayed so much Clorox with bleach on the counter tops that your eyes stung when you walked in the kitchen.
Sister – still sorry about that Red Hots thing.
What adventurer became a pioneer in the frozen food industry after going on an expedition near the Arctic Circle? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Maine.
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The most Happy Birthday ever to Josh. If you know Josh he wants hair products only!
Why doesn’t anyone wear a shower cap backpacking in the rain? You’ll never have to worry about your hair again.
I make so many errors in the Remark everyday that I have to copy four people on my email and make the following note – “All editors are always welcome. Please email Tech directly.” Tech is the person who actually puts the remark on the site and emails it to you. His real name is Tech. Who cares?
I can’t stay up until 11:30 anymore so I’m now DVR’ing the Daily Show and waking up a half hour earlier in the morning than usual to watch it. So, I think I’m going to sleep at 11 instead of 11:30 and waking up at 5:30 instead of 6. Doesn’t make a whole lot of sense.
Can you say DVR’ing instead of Tivo’ing? Please don’t answer that.
Tech – sorry about that who cares thing.
The girl – sorry I sprayed so much Clorox with bleach on the counter tops that your eyes stung when you walked in the kitchen.
Sister – still sorry about that Red Hots thing.
What adventurer became a pioneer in the frozen food industry after going on an expedition near the Arctic Circle? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Maine.
Have the best Wednesday ever.
Love the madness.
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Tuesday, October 11, 2005
October 11, 2005
Have you used the highlighter option in Outlook? Please don’t answer that. I was not a big highlighter when I had to read books in high school or college – what’s the point? When I have a kid I’ll recommend to never double check your work. You either know it or you don’t. I feel the same way about relationships. If you even have a mini-break up she doesn’t like you enough so just let it go. Also, I don’t believe in a relationship unless the girl has total control – it’s not natural. Back to the highlighter – I just found it and I cannot stop using it. Also, at the wedding I was at this past weekend there was a fellow who looked exactly like Richard Dreyfus. I watched him and talked about him the entire time. I couldn’t stop. ssb
According to my people what is the easternmost US state? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Reservoir Dogs.
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Have you used the highlighter option in Outlook? Please don’t answer that. I was not a big highlighter when I had to read books in high school or college – what’s the point? When I have a kid I’ll recommend to never double check your work. You either know it or you don’t. I feel the same way about relationships. If you even have a mini-break up she doesn’t like you enough so just let it go. Also, I don’t believe in a relationship unless the girl has total control – it’s not natural. Back to the highlighter – I just found it and I cannot stop using it. Also, at the wedding I was at this past weekend there was a fellow who looked exactly like Richard Dreyfus. I watched him and talked about him the entire time. I couldn’t stop. ssb
According to my people what is the easternmost US state? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Reservoir Dogs.
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Monday, October 10, 2005
October 10, 2005
I referred to Homer’s Odyssey in my auto-reply yesterday. Here’s a little play about what happened when I read the Odyssey in high school. Please note the names have been changed to protect someone only because I’ve always wanted to write that.
Fade into my ninth grade english class...
Student – Mr. Davis, why would Odysseus leave Penelope? What’s the significance?
Mr. Davis – Class…. it’s only a book. Don’t worry about it.
Fade out….
This is my last tough, movie, six degrees of separation type question…….
What movie starred one of the main character’s of Footloose with one of the main character’s of Fargo with a primary character in Pulp Fiction with a less than primary character in the Point of No Return? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was the Hudsucker Proxy.
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I referred to Homer’s Odyssey in my auto-reply yesterday. Here’s a little play about what happened when I read the Odyssey in high school. Please note the names have been changed to protect someone only because I’ve always wanted to write that.
Fade into my ninth grade english class...
Student – Mr. Davis, why would Odysseus leave Penelope? What’s the significance?
Mr. Davis – Class…. it’s only a book. Don’t worry about it.
Fade out….
This is my last tough, movie, six degrees of separation type question…….
What movie starred one of the main character’s of Footloose with one of the main character’s of Fargo with a primary character in Pulp Fiction with a less than primary character in the Point of No Return? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was the Hudsucker Proxy.
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Love the madness.
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Sunday, October 09, 2005
October 9, 2005
I had to sit at the main table facing everyone at the wedding last night. If you are a regular you won’t need me to explain how I felt about it. If you’re not a regular picture how an insecure monkey feels like when he’s first thrown into the cage at the zoo and has seven hundred strangers looking at him.
I should have gone in. I'm such a chicken. I should have kissed her. I should go knock on her door and just kiss her. It would be romantic. It would be something we'd tell our kids about someday. I'm going to do that right now. [drives away]
-Charlie Kaufman, Adaptation
What movie starred one of the main character’s of fast Times at Ridgemont High with one of the main characters of Bull Durham with one of the main characters from The Sting? Please email your answer to me at http://www.moosejaw.info/MJEmail.aspx?to=Trapper.
I am going out of town just for the day today so it is another dreaded auto-reply Sunday. I wouldn’t blame you for ever emailing me again but I’ll try to come up with an interesting auto-reply in case you’re bored today.
Yesterday’s answer was Gotcha!
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I had to sit at the main table facing everyone at the wedding last night. If you are a regular you won’t need me to explain how I felt about it. If you’re not a regular picture how an insecure monkey feels like when he’s first thrown into the cage at the zoo and has seven hundred strangers looking at him.
I should have gone in. I'm such a chicken. I should have kissed her. I should go knock on her door and just kiss her. It would be romantic. It would be something we'd tell our kids about someday. I'm going to do that right now. [drives away]
-Charlie Kaufman, Adaptation
What movie starred one of the main character’s of fast Times at Ridgemont High with one of the main characters of Bull Durham with one of the main characters from The Sting? Please email your answer to me at http://www.moosejaw.info/MJEmail.aspx?to=Trapper.
I am going out of town just for the day today so it is another dreaded auto-reply Sunday. I wouldn’t blame you for ever emailing me again but I’ll try to come up with an interesting auto-reply in case you’re bored today.
Yesterday’s answer was Gotcha!
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Saturday, October 08, 2005
October 8, 2005
Hoby, who is a fine fine man emailed this to me.
(you can read this,and fast)
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch taem at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Such a cdonition is arppoiately cllaed Typoglycemia :)-
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and yuo awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt.
What movie starred one of the main character’s from Revenge of the Nerds with one of the main characters from The Last Seduction? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
One of the girl’s bff’s is getting married tonight. For some reason that means I have lots to do today so it may be auto-reply day. It is to be determined.
Yesterday’s answer was Slaughter House Five.
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Hoby, who is a fine fine man emailed this to me.
(you can read this,and fast)
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch taem at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Such a cdonition is arppoiately cllaed Typoglycemia :)-
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and yuo awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt.
What movie starred one of the main character’s from Revenge of the Nerds with one of the main characters from The Last Seduction? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
One of the girl’s bff’s is getting married tonight. For some reason that means I have lots to do today so it may be auto-reply day. It is to be determined.
Yesterday’s answer was Slaughter House Five.
Have the best Saturday of your life.
Love the madness and Go Blue.
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Friday, October 07, 2005
October 7, 2005
Do you know that 99% of the world’s blinds don’t work? Either the blinds don’t go up and down properly or the blinds don’t turn properly. I am trying to start an association to deal with this issue. If you’re interested in finding out more please go to www.rockettyroo47.gov. I made all that up but the part about most blinds not working has got to be true and we really shouldn’t accept it anymore.
I’m still wearing my watch that has not worked in at least three months. I doubt I’ll ever get it fixed which means that deep down I think I want to be decked in jewels. So, I am currently looking for a medallion, bracelet, pin, locket and broach.
I did end up getting my haircut. The lady who sits next to me said it looks like I’m wearing a wig. A nice wig though.
Thanks for coming out today.
The insider cover of what Kurt Vonnegut book gives the alternate title “The Children’s Crusade….A Duty Dance with Death.” Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was St. Augustine, Florida.
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Do you know that 99% of the world’s blinds don’t work? Either the blinds don’t go up and down properly or the blinds don’t turn properly. I am trying to start an association to deal with this issue. If you’re interested in finding out more please go to www.rockettyroo47.gov. I made all that up but the part about most blinds not working has got to be true and we really shouldn’t accept it anymore.
I’m still wearing my watch that has not worked in at least three months. I doubt I’ll ever get it fixed which means that deep down I think I want to be decked in jewels. So, I am currently looking for a medallion, bracelet, pin, locket and broach.
I did end up getting my haircut. The lady who sits next to me said it looks like I’m wearing a wig. A nice wig though.
Thanks for coming out today.
The insider cover of what Kurt Vonnegut book gives the alternate title “The Children’s Crusade….A Duty Dance with Death.” Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was St. Augustine, Florida.
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Thursday, October 06, 2005
October 6, 2005
The saga continues…..I had a meeting with four girls at Moosejaw to determine whether it looks like I’m losing my hair or not and every one of them said that it does not look like I’m losing my hair. So, I didn’t get my hair cut yesterday and I’m extremely confused whether or not to get my hair cut today or not. There is a good chance this is the girl’s first step toward breaking up with me. It is only a matter of time anyway.
According to my people what was the first permanent European colony in North America? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was the Acura Integra.
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The saga continues…..I had a meeting with four girls at Moosejaw to determine whether it looks like I’m losing my hair or not and every one of them said that it does not look like I’m losing my hair. So, I didn’t get my hair cut yesterday and I’m extremely confused whether or not to get my hair cut today or not. There is a good chance this is the girl’s first step toward breaking up with me. It is only a matter of time anyway.
According to my people what was the first permanent European colony in North America? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was the Acura Integra.
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Love the madness.
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Wednesday, October 05, 2005
October 5, 2005
Disaster…….the girl told me that my hair is too long and that I look like I’m losing my hair because of it. This could be a major problem. I’m getting a hair cut immediately.
On a lighter note, do they have playdough for adults? It’s the best toy ever. It’s not really a toy but you know what I mean. Actually, please ignore this part of the remark.
I want to be a blackjack dealer when I grow up. That’s all.
Six of the top ten most stolen cars in the US in 2004 were the same car made in different years. What’s the car? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com
Yesterday’s answer was Joseph-Nicéphore Niepce.
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Disaster…….the girl told me that my hair is too long and that I look like I’m losing my hair because of it. This could be a major problem. I’m getting a hair cut immediately.
On a lighter note, do they have playdough for adults? It’s the best toy ever. It’s not really a toy but you know what I mean. Actually, please ignore this part of the remark.
I want to be a blackjack dealer when I grow up. That’s all.
Six of the top ten most stolen cars in the US in 2004 were the same car made in different years. What’s the car? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com
Yesterday’s answer was Joseph-Nicéphore Niepce.
Have the greatest Wednesday of all times.
Love the madness.
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Tuesday, October 04, 2005
October 4, 2005
When the following happened I thought it would end up being the best remark ever. It isn’t but it’s worth telling anyway…..
Last night, the girl’s entire family had dinner at the girl’s parent’s house. I was being helpful in the kitchen after dinner so that I didn’t have to talk. I went to take the garbage out and as I was on the way to the garage the handle of the garbage bag came loose, the garbage fell out of my hands and the garbage bag rolled down the stairs to the basement spilling garbage along the way. I yelled ‘No!!’ as if I was watching someone kidnap my mom or something like that. I cleaned everything up and got the garbage out and, aside from the girl, no one in the family knew about incident until now.
Phew.
According to my people who took the first photograph? Please email your answer to me at
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Yesterday’s answer was Mexico City.
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When the following happened I thought it would end up being the best remark ever. It isn’t but it’s worth telling anyway…..
Last night, the girl’s entire family had dinner at the girl’s parent’s house. I was being helpful in the kitchen after dinner so that I didn’t have to talk. I went to take the garbage out and as I was on the way to the garage the handle of the garbage bag came loose, the garbage fell out of my hands and the garbage bag rolled down the stairs to the basement spilling garbage along the way. I yelled ‘No!!’ as if I was watching someone kidnap my mom or something like that. I cleaned everything up and got the garbage out and, aside from the girl, no one in the family knew about incident until now.
Phew.
According to my people who took the first photograph? Please email your answer to me at
Trapper@moosejaw.com
Yesterday’s answer was Mexico City.
Have an okay Tuesday.
Love the madness.
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Monday, October 03, 2005
October 3, 2005
Some updates from my Sunday with the girl’s family…
The girl and the uncle beat me and the cousin in the first annual tennis match on Sunday. I was not good. I am so bad that I am just as good lefty as I am righty. It was only my sixth time playing in my life. I will be great by next week’s rematch should the cousin and uncle feel like flying back to Michigan to play.
I was very good with the babies. I kept calling them all Sidney Moncrief. I told a few parents their kid looked exactly like Fabio.
I gave two kids ice cream sandwiches before lunch.
I played football with a bunch of seven year olds. They were terrible.
Another family dinner tonight.
Stupid cat? How can you say that? That cat's been like a brother to you. And we're supposed to just let him wander the streets without food, water or toilet?
-Jack Byrnes
This city is the highest above sea level to ever host the Summer Olympics. Please email the city to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com
Yesterday’s answer was the Persian.
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Some updates from my Sunday with the girl’s family…
The girl and the uncle beat me and the cousin in the first annual tennis match on Sunday. I was not good. I am so bad that I am just as good lefty as I am righty. It was only my sixth time playing in my life. I will be great by next week’s rematch should the cousin and uncle feel like flying back to Michigan to play.
I was very good with the babies. I kept calling them all Sidney Moncrief. I told a few parents their kid looked exactly like Fabio.
I gave two kids ice cream sandwiches before lunch.
I played football with a bunch of seven year olds. They were terrible.
Another family dinner tonight.
Stupid cat? How can you say that? That cat's been like a brother to you. And we're supposed to just let him wander the streets without food, water or toilet?
-Jack Byrnes
This city is the highest above sea level to ever host the Summer Olympics. Please email the city to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com
Yesterday’s answer was the Persian.
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Love the madness.
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Sunday, October 02, 2005
October 2, 2005
Great game yesterday.
The girl’s entire family is in from out of town this weekend.
Some highlights….a little kid walked into the girl’s parent’s living room and started punching me and then she started crying. It made for a very comfortable start.
Last night at dinner a lady said something like the following to me “You put so much gel in your hair.” I happened to have had nothing in my hair but it was soaking wet. I told her she was wearing too much make up. Really I didn’t.
An aunt asked me what I was doing when she saw me on my blackberry after dinner. I told her I was checking scores. I don’t think my answer went over well. If everyone had been checking scores on their blackberry I would have had nothing to worry about.
I am playing tennis with the girl and some cousins today. I have only played about five times in my life but I guaranteed a win. More to come tomorrow. I’m sure you can’t wait.
The best news of all…because I have seventeen events throughout the day and won’t be around, today is an auto-reply Sunday.
According to my people what’s the most popular breed of cat in the US? I’m not sure if this means most popular as in what kind of cat most people own or what kind of cat wins prom queen but I’m going with the question anyway. If you want the answer or want to see the auto-reply please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Great game yesterday.
The girl’s entire family is in from out of town this weekend.
Some highlights….a little kid walked into the girl’s parent’s living room and started punching me and then she started crying. It made for a very comfortable start.
Last night at dinner a lady said something like the following to me “You put so much gel in your hair.” I happened to have had nothing in my hair but it was soaking wet. I told her she was wearing too much make up. Really I didn’t.
An aunt asked me what I was doing when she saw me on my blackberry after dinner. I told her I was checking scores. I don’t think my answer went over well. If everyone had been checking scores on their blackberry I would have had nothing to worry about.
I am playing tennis with the girl and some cousins today. I have only played about five times in my life but I guaranteed a win. More to come tomorrow. I’m sure you can’t wait.
The best news of all…because I have seventeen events throughout the day and won’t be around, today is an auto-reply Sunday.
According to my people what’s the most popular breed of cat in the US? I’m not sure if this means most popular as in what kind of cat most people own or what kind of cat wins prom queen but I’m going with the question anyway. If you want the answer or want to see the auto-reply please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com
Love the madness.
Trapper
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October 1, 2005
Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: What are they saying?
Dr. Conrad: They are just saying 'murmur, murmur, murmur.'
Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: You mean it's just sort of a general murmur?
Dr. Conrad: Yeah. Murmur.
Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: Oh.
[To the crowd]
Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: You may *murmur* all you like.
Crowd: [distinctly] Murmur, murmur, murmur, murmur, murmur.
What’s the name of the ship that comes under attack by Tommy Lee Jones and Gary Busey in Seagal’s Under Siege? Please email your answer to me to Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Massachusetts.
Michigan-Michigan State today. I’m not going to the game. Go Blue!
Have the best Saturday of your life.
Love the madness.
Trapper
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Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: What are they saying?
Dr. Conrad: They are just saying 'murmur, murmur, murmur.'
Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: You mean it's just sort of a general murmur?
Dr. Conrad: Yeah. Murmur.
Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: Oh.
[To the crowd]
Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: You may *murmur* all you like.
Crowd: [distinctly] Murmur, murmur, murmur, murmur, murmur.
What’s the name of the ship that comes under attack by Tommy Lee Jones and Gary Busey in Seagal’s Under Siege? Please email your answer to me to Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Massachusetts.
Michigan-Michigan State today. I’m not going to the game. Go Blue!
Have the best Saturday of your life.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
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