Moosejaw Daily Madness

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After years of struggling and being hungry from the time I wake up until lunch I have decided to start having lunch for breakfast. The granola bars and nuts and eggs and cereal and yogurt do me no good. Today, I’ll be enjoying a rice and teriyaki chicken bowl thing from Trader Joe’s before 8am. I feel a little bit like Louis XIV as he unknowingly ruined France.

Among all of the Star Wars movies which grossed the most dollars in the US? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.

Yesterday’s answer was eight.

Have the best Tuesday since this past Thursday.

Love the Madness

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The Girl and I had a going out anniversary yesterday. I don’t believe in written cards and I point to the fact that Shakespeare is much more passionate on stage than in print as my inspiration. Accordingly, The Girl and I simply traded verbal cards yesterday and it worked out great for everyone except the greeting card store I imagine. At one point I decided to go with more of a charades or mime card where I acted out my sentiments. In this regard I was perhaps ahead of my time and the effect wasn’t spectacular but I imagine today’s middle school kids will spend their birthdays, graduations, etc. in total silence after they hit about nineteen years old.

If you’re not Glen or Denise please feel free to ignore the following two sections…

Glen – Anything new to tell about the text girl? Definitely better she texted you instead of calling. It’s a great sign of respect.

Denise – If you think about it we are all squirrels. I won’t talk about it though.

How many of the top ten tallest mountains in the world are at least partially located in Nepal? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.

Yesterday’s answer was Les Miserables.

Have an alright Monday.

Love the Madness

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Technology gets better everyday. That's fine. But most of the time all you need is a stick of gum, a pocket knife and a smile.
-Nathan Muir, Spy Game

According to my people, Phantom of the Opera has had the longest run on Broadway followed by Cats. What is third? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include two quotes from movies that were also plays and one quote from Sophocles. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this riveting auto-reply.

Yesterday’s answer was Boris Becker.

Have a terrific Sunday. Yes, terrific.

Love the Madness.

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Edy’s Ice Cream did one hell of a job with their slow churned yogurt. I actually prefer it to plain old vanilla ice cream right now.

I have never told anyone this but I wear a robe every morning.

Here is a short play to enjoy...

Fade into The Girl and I getting out of my car...
The Girl: Your car is disgusting. Why don’t you clean it?
Me: I have softball playoffs this week.
Fade out.

Who was the first unseeded player to ever win a Wimbledon singles championship? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include three quotes by tennis players and one quote from a king. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.

Yesterday’s answer was Garfield.

Have an okay Saturday.

Love the Madness.
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Please click I Love a Collage to check out a pic from Dress Up as a Star Day at Moosejaw. Also, at the risk of being presumptuous, if you’re ever thinking about making some sort of collage for any boy it is an enormous waste of time.

If you’re not Matt, Jen or Lady please feel free to skip the next three sections.

Thanks to Matt for sending the following important information about squirrels… http://yro.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=07/07/22/178214&from=rss.

Dear Jen, I will definitely try the multi-flavored Gatorade and I am not just saying it. Maybe I am.

Dear Lady, I just want to be friends.

I feel like Willard Scott right now. Willard seems like a nice enough fellow but I don’t like this remark at all. I just looked up Willard Scott and, according to Wikipedia, he came up with Ronald McDonald. Now I like him way better and I like this remark again and this will for sure be the best fact I learn all day. If you feel like seeing Willard dressed up as the first Ronald please check it out on Wikipedia.

That’s all.

Who was the second US President to be assassinated? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.

Yesterday’s answer was Chicago and The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring.

Please have an incredible Friday.

Love the madness.

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We are opening a new shop in Partridge Creek. Click Almond City to check it out. I already have my outfit planned for the going out of business sale. I’m thinking a white suit and a beautiful white fedora. That’s all.

I went to the doctor yesterday. The doctor told me to stop drinking so much coffee. I asked him how he could be so certain lots of coffee is ultimately bad for you considering everyone, at one time, thought the world was flat, the earth was the center of the universe, Columbus was a fine man, etc. Larry Kasden once said something like…”When was the last time you read about something that you actually knew about and the writer got it right?” Think about it. Or don’t. I’m sure the doctor hated me and this remark is awful. I can’t stand myself and I might drink less coffee because of it just to torture myself.

Nick Naylor: My point is that you have to think for yourself. If your parents told you that chocolate was dangerous would you take their word for it?
[Children say no]
Nick Naylor: Exactly! So perhaps instead of acting like sheep when it comes to cigarettes you should find out for yourself.

-Thank You For Smoking

Since 2000, what two movies have received the most Oscar nominations? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.

Yesterday’s answer was copper.

Have the best Thursday ever.

Love the madness.

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I saw The Police last week. It was good but I went with three boys which didn’t seem right. If you’ve never been to a concert with three boys on a random Tuesday night then you may not know what I’m talking about. Actually, I don’t know what I’m talking about but sometimes I think it would be a lot easier to be a lobster or squirrel. To me, it seems like all they really have to worry about is finding food and protecting their family. If I was a squirrel I could see myself having an excellent house with some sort of special wall of acorns that everyone would know about but I would show no one. I am forwarding this to my analyst right now.

Someone forwarded me these two pics from collegehumor.com. Please check them out when you’re bored. There are other amazing pics on the site but had I included them they would have for sure been edited out.

http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1738418

http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1766540

According to my people, the first coins were made of this metal? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.

Yesterday’s answer was John Adams.

Have a decent Wednesday.

Love the madness.

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Today’s remark is a result of a lashing I took from Laura S. on Sunday’s Meet the Press about the importance of organic foods. Laura, who once ate an organic beet with one hand behind her back, cornered me when noting that most trees are all natural. Needless to say, I learned my lesson. So, here is a letter to Laura.

Dear Laura,

My cynicism and wonderful looks have once again gotten the best of me. More importantly, your facts spoke for themselves and I regret almost everything I have said about organic foods. In fact, I regret almost everything I have ever said or written about anything, especially when I used the word “fact” or some derivation of “fact” four times in one paragraph. When that happens they say it is best to just ignore everything.

I am sorry and, while I hope I am forgiven, I do not expect to be. After all, a sorry solves very little.

Thank you again for teaching me an important lesson.

Trapper
Moosejaw

Please note that Laura and I were not on Meet the Press on Sunday. At least I’m pretty sure I wasn’t.

There is absolutely no looking this one up…unless, of course, you choose to look it up. Who was the second president of the US? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.

Yesterday’s answer was Serbia.

Have the fourth best Tuesday since this past Thursday.

Love the Madness

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Tomorrow is dress up as a movie or tv person day at Moosejaw. I am considering going as either Sanjaya, Justin Guarini, Norman Dale, Vincent Vega, Slater, Pickford, Mitch Buchanon, Hoby Buchanon, Wolf Blitzer or Peter Reckell hunk and a half-style.

If you’re bored please click Your Dress Up Days Have Become Tedious to check out a pic of a couple of humans at 80’s day which was a couple weeks ago.

Third section for those of us with OCD.

After the US, more NBA players are from this country than any other? I don’t love the way that question sounds but you probably get it. Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.

Yesterday’s answer was Denny McClain.

Have an alright Monday.

Love the Madness

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This ain't pool. This is for bangers. Straight pool is pool. This is like hand-ball, or cribbage, or something. Straight pool, you gotta be a real surgeon to get 'em, you know? It's all finesse. Now, every thing is nine-ball, 'cause it's fast, good for T.V., good for a lot of break shots... Oh, well. What the hell. Checkers sells more than chess.
-Eddie Felson, The Color of Money

Who was the last 30 game winner in the major leagues? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer today’s auto-reply will four important quotes by major leaguers. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for the auto-reply.

Yesterday’s answer was 2 years.

Have an incredible Sunday.

Love the Madness

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I did a test of Vitamin Water instead of Gatorade mostly because the 50 Cent ad is so good I feel like I owe it to Vitamin Water to be a customer. I like Vitamin Water a lot but not for while working out. More importantly, I have no idea why I’m telling you all this but I feel pretty good about it.

I like to vacuum but I am not into swiftering at all. I recommend they create some sort of lines that remain on the floor for just moments so that you get the same sort of immediate gratification the lines on the carpet give you after vacuuming.

If I had more time I’d wash and dry the rug in the bathroom everyday.

The TV in our TV room requires three remotes to work properly. Also, we bought a five speaker system for surround sound about a year ago and we are yet to install the speakers.

Thanks for joining me in super boring city today. I’d respect you more if you didn’t like me anymore.

According to my people, Buddy Holly played rock n’ roll music for approximately how many years…2, 4 or 6? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer today’s auto-reply will include three quotes from people either named Ray or Prince. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.

Yesterday’s answer was Winston Churchill.

Have a decent Saturday please.

Love the Madness

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I spilled quinoa on the kitchen floor last night and there has never been anything more difficult to clean in the history of cleaning. Please click I know what quinoa is to see what quinoa looks like. I couldn’t vacuum it and it would barely come up with a rag. It was like the brain scene in Pulp Fiction. I was cleaning for about nine straight hours.

Organic bananas last about five minutes.

Third section.

Who served as British Prime Minister for the shortest amount of time between Tony Blair, Margaret Thatcher and Winston Churchill? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.

Yesterday’s answer was Dazed and Confused. JKL stands for Just Keep Livin.

Have the best Friday of your life.

Love the Madness

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The Girl determined that the refrigerator was broken and that’s why the milk went bad yesterday. The fridge is now fixed. I propose the fridge broke in the first place because of the lack of food with Chemicals inside it. Love you fridge. Feel better.

I wanted something yesterday and someone said to me ‘let the baby have his bottle.’ I wish I had thought to say it first. Please keep it in mind for your next argument.

I didn’t feel like having ice cream before bed last night so I called my mom and asked if I could get some special pass or if I should just eat the ice cream even though I didn’t want it. We decided it would be okay to just have a spoonful as long as I still had cereal.

Softball tonight.

That’s all.

Matthew McConaughey's production company's name, JKL Productions, was inspired by what movie? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.

Yesterday’s answer was The Wall.

Have an incredible Thursday. Really.

Love the Madness

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The milk this morning was all curdled when I poured it on my Lucky Charms/Honey Bunches of Oats/Cheerios with Vanilla and Granola combo. I know nothing but the book in Vegas says it curdled in just a few days because it is organic and not filled with the appropriate chemicals. Also, where does that leave me if I drank it yesterday? Probably in Curdled City which means this could be my last remark ever. It was a wonderful life. Please weep for me for a day and then move on.

What is the best-selling multi-disk album of all time? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.

Yesterday’s answer was Grace.

I hope your next three hours are great but that the rest of your Wednesday is just okay.

Love the Madness

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We launched a new MySpace page. Please click I Could Use a Little Botox to check it out.

Here are some made up customer comments about it…

I love your new MySpace page. If I shut my eyes I can’t even see it. Awesome work!
-Made up customer #4,671

Your new MySpace page is awful. All that red. Please change it up.
-Made up customer #10,871

I checked your new MySpace page and it is pretty cool. I love that it is different than the typical MySpace page. I happen to be great with MySpace coding and I will likely break-in and ruin everything.
-Made up customer #76,903

What was the name of Zed’s motorcycle in Pulp Fiction? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.

Yesterday’s answer was potato.

Have the best Tuesday in the history of the world.

Love the Madness

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Moosejaw is in the New York Times today. We can’t believe it either.

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/07/16/business/media/16ecom.html?_r=1&oref=s

According to my people, what word did Dan Quayle spell wrong in a 1992 spelling bee? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.

Yesterday’s answer was Univac.

Have an outstanding Monday please.

Love the Madness

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Moosejaw is in the New York Times today. We can’t believe it either.

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/07/16/business/media/16ecom.html?_r=1&oref=s

According to my people, what word did Dan Quayle spell wrong in a 1992 spelling bee? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.

Yesterday’s answer was Univac.

Have an outstanding Monday please.

Love the Madness

Trapper
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Walter Sobchak: OVER THE LINE!
Smokey: Huh?
Walter Sobchak: I'm sorry, Smokey. You were over the line, that's a foul.
Smokey: Bullshit. Mark it 8, Dude.
Walter Sobchak: Uh, excuse me. Mark it zero. Next frame.
Smokey: Bullshit, Walter. Mark it 8, Dude.
Walter Sobchak: Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.
-The Big Lebowski


What was the name of the world's first commercial computer? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer today’s auto-reply will include three quotes from people not named Sam or Taco. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for the auto-reply.

Yesterday’s answer was Zimbabwe.

Have a fantastic rest of Sunday.

Love the madness.

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Happiest Birthday ever to Ashley. If you know Ashley please get her something better than a card.

Why do so many baseball players wear so many necklaces? Please don’t answer that. So many.

I am drinking more coffee than ever now and I have never felt better except for all the times when I’ve felt better.

There are lots of articles about whether or not an apple a day will really keep the doctor away. I didn’t read any of the articles but I am confident that no one knows anything about anything and everything that is good for you is eventually found to not be that good for you except for broccoli and ice cream perhaps.

We are going to be carrying doctor’s scrubs. Our intention is to make sure that enough humans are in scrubs that seeing someone in scrubs is no longer an automatic sign of respect. Please read the Sneetches for more info.

Which African country used to be called Rhodesia? This is a really good question. Maybe not. Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include three quotes from John Cusak movies. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.

Yesterday’s answer was Ceylon.

Have the best Saturday ever.

Love the madness.

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I am so sorry but there will be no special discount today. We won the game with a two out rally in the bottom of the last inning and, way less importantly, Coach Indy and I crushed the cycle. I’m pretty sure Coach Indy had the game winning RBI too.

Please note, we didn’t really win the game with a two out rally in the bottom of the last inning but we thought it was the bottom of the last inning because the games are timed and we were in the bottom of the sixth and time had run out so we were playing as if there would be no seventh inning and technically there should have been no seventh inning but there was.

You find out life's this game of inches, so is football. Because in either game - life or football - the margin for error is so small. I mean, one half a step too late or too early and you don't quite make it. One half second too slow, too fast and you don't quite catch it. The inches we need are everywhere around us. They're in every break of the game, every minute, every second. On this team we fight for that inch. On this team we tear ourselves and everyone else around us to pieces for that inch. We claw with our fingernails for that inch. Because we know when add up all those inches, that's gonna make the fucking difference between winning and losing! Between living and dying!

-Tony D’Amato, Any Given Sunday

What was Sri Lanka called before it was called Sri Lanka? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.

Yesterday’s answer was Boris Yeltsin.

Have an alright Friday.

Love the madness.

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Softball tonight. Coach Indy and I guarantee that we bat at least .750 and hit for the combined cycle. If we don’t make that happen and win we’ll do 25% off any Moosejaw brand product tomorrow. If we do it you have to buy one Moosejaw brand item at the normal price. Deal.

Who was Russia’s first elected president? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.

Yesterday’s answer was Henry VIII.

Have the best Thursday of your life.

Love the madness.

Trapper
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I called the local recycling place yesterday so I could ask for a bigger recycling bin and no one at the company could get me to someone who would give an answer. So, I am going to either…

1. Do nothing. Which hardly seems appropriate in light of the Live Earth concerts.
2. Find a neighbor who barely puts anything in their bin and take it.
3. Continue to put the recycling that won’t fit in the bin in bags next to the bin which I suppose gets to the same end result but I am spending extra energy personally which could be used elsewhere.
4. Call the recycling place again.
5. Put a note out for the actual recycling people next time they come to pick up the recycling.
6. Bring the extra recycling to work.
7. Have a recycling party every Tuesday night and send all the guests home with lots of stuff to put in their own bins.
8. Go to Recycle City for the semi-annual Cranberry Sauce Festival.
9. Read about something that has to do with office supplies and laundry and find out who really ran Ceylon back in the day.
10. This is line #10.
11. Somehow tie this all in with the Lucky Charms recycling program I mentioned in the past.

This is the worst daily remark ever. Please feel free to post it somewhere accordingly.

Shakespeare’s Globe Theater burned down during the performance of what play? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.

Yesterday’s answer was Venezuela.

Have an incredible Wednesday please.

Love the madness.

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We have the best contest ever this month. Please click I am Bored of Your Contests to check it out.

My dog dug one thousand holes in the yard yesterday. I used the Reiki method on him today and I think it is going to work. His chakras look better than ever and I feel that had I hovered over him any longer his paws may have disappeared.

Third section.

What South American nation was the first to declare independence from Spain? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.

Yesterday’s answer was That’s All Right.

Have a decent Tuesday.

Love the madness.

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I watched some of the Live Earth concerts on my computer on Saturday. It was cool and the web site for it was amazing. I couldn’t be any less cool but I am surprised I wasn’t invited to speak at any of the venues. I think I would have been most effective discussing what a waste the Insert button is on a keyboard…There is not one person in the world who has ever used it on purpose. Also, the only thing I learned this year is that a soap press exists so I may have talked about that a bit. Then, if my presentation got boring I would have pretended to get a heart attack so everyone would have forgotten the speech and felt bad for me…this is key to solid public speaking. If you’re bored you can go to MSN.com and get to the Live Earth site to check it out.

Elvis Presley’s first commercial record was called this? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com. There will be no auto-reply either. So sorry about it.

Yesterday’s answer was New Mexico.

Have the best Monday in the history of Mondays.

Love the madness.

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Veronica Corningstone: I need this machine so I can watch a tape for a story.
Ron Burgundy: I'm using the tape. I'm showing Jeffrey my Emmy tape. We are watching history.
Veronica Corningstone: Mr. Burgundy, I'm a professional, and I would like to be able to do my job.
Ron Burgundy: Big deal. I am very professional.
Veronica Corningstone: Mr. Burgundy, you are acting like a baby.
Ron Burgundy: I'm not a baby, I am a man. I am an anchorman.
Veronica Corningstone: You are not a man. You are a big fat joke.
Ron Burgundy: I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.
Veronica Corningstone: I will have you know that I have more talent and more intelligence in my little finger than you do in your entire body, sir.
Ron Burgundy: You are a smelly pirate hooker.
Veronica Corningstone: You look like a blueberry.
Ron Burgundy: Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?
Veronica Corningstone: Well, you have bad hair.
Ron Burgundy: [insulted] What did you say?
Veronica Corningstone: I said... your hair... looks stupid.


-Anchorman

What US state’s capitol city was established first? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include three quotes from movies that Tim Robbins was in. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.

Yesterday’s answer was Agamemnon.

Have a decent Sunday.

Love the Madness

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I spent the entire night last night learning about Reiki. Here is a link about it… http://www.reiki.org/FAQ/WhatIsReiki.html Really it wasn’t the entire night but my friend had a Reiki session and, as far as I can tell, it is like a massage without getting touched. The Reikist (technical term which may be incorrect) just hovers above you and moves your energy around. I am positive it works and that I could be amazing at it. My only goal is to be the best Reiki person in the world. I will be putting in my two weeks at Moosejaw and starting to move energy around asap. Please look for me on Larry King.

According to my people, in Greek mythology who was the most famous King of Mycenae? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer today’s auto-reply will include four quotes from Homer that I don’t understand. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for the auto-reply.

Yesterday’s answer was three.

Have a fantastic Saturday.

Love the Madness

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I decided to not shut the shades in the room of the house where I always shut the shades before I go to bed last night. It wasn’t so bad but I think that thinking about not shutting them is worse than shutting them and it is a waste of time to just think that I could not think about it at all.

Sometimes when I’m eating the Trader Joe’s vanilla oreos I think they’re so good that I laugh to myself. How cute.

You can’t have just two notes.

How many Oscars did Godfather I win? I am still out of town so today is yet another auto-reply day. In addition to the answer today’s auto-reply will include three important quotes from the Godfather and one quote from Halle Berry. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for the auto-reply.

Yesterday’s answer was Connecticut.

Have a decent Friday.

Love the madness.

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John from Cincinnati is my favorite show ever. I will be contacting the writer to see if he wants a picture of me. I just laughed. That’s all.

What US State has the highest minimum wage? I am out of town so today is another auto-reply day. In addition to the answer today’s auto-reply will include three quotes from people named David or Madonna. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for the auto-reply.

Yesterday’s remark was all whack and I just said whack and the answer yesterday was Owens Falls in Uganda.

I hope your 4th of July was amazing and please have the greatest Thursday of your life.

Love the madness.

Trapper
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1. Someone who Live Chatted at Moosejaw as Lloyd Christmas asked us to tell the world he’s searching for the sunglasses that Mark Wahlberg wore in the movie Shooter.
2. I forgot what movie Lloyd Christmas was from when all of this happened. I was scoffed at and felt shame.
3. I’ve never seen Shooter.
4. Mark Wahlberg probably has the best life.
5. I have to go to a parade tomorrow.
6. I don’t get the allure of a parade. I can’t think of one thing about a parade that I like.
7. Number seven is used just to take up space.
8. I will be thinking about the parade and fireworks all day. My day is ruined.

What’s the world’s largest manmade lake? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer today’s auto-reply will include one George Washington quote, one Christina Aguilera quote and two Benedict Arnold quotes. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.

Yesterday’s answer was seven.

Happiest 4th of July ever.

Love the madness.

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I like the 4th of July because I enjoy nothing more than going for a run, drinking a beer and then barbequing. I hope I am unable to get a chance to do any of that tomorrow. Less importantly, I don’t like fireworks at all. Perhaps if they were silent I would like them more but I just don’t get it. They’re not all that cool. Or, perhaps they are great and there is something in my subconscious that forces me to not like fireworks...or rats, for that matter.

Have the best 4th of July ever.

Also, my cousin, who is a doctor, thought it was dumb that someone who worked for him marked the 4th of July holiday as 4th of July on their doctor calendar as opposed to Independence Day. Dear Cousin – You are entirely wrong but you are very respectable in your scrubs.

How many of the stripes are the US flag are red and no looking it up allowed? Today is another auto-reply day. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for the auto-reply and please note I will absolutely not use the letter E in my auto-reply. Actually, that seems difficult. Instead, everytime you see an E please shut your eyes.

Yesterday’s answer was China. The Tibet- Bangda airport sits at 15,548 ft.

Have an outstanding Tuesday.

Love the madness.

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Today is a guest daily remark from Pinto Van Ribbonson…

I was on the beach for three hours this past weekend. We spent the entire time looking at pretties from far away and then deciding whether or not they were super pretty up close. Most of the pretties were actually still pretty once we took a lap.

Really it wasn’t a guest remark but I feel sick about it so I was going to pretend it was a guest remark. Then I went through the exercise of making it my own remark and finally decided it was more interesting to say it was a guest remark and then admit is wasn’t. More interesting isn’t right at all. It is more like I am doing something and admitting guilt and regret and sorrow all at the same time. I wanted to tell the world what I was thinking even though I know the entire event was wrong. I feel much better about myself now and this is what boys do and I am a boy. Thanks for coming out today and I am hoping none of this made any sense at all.

What country is home to the airport at the highest elevation? Today wasn’t supposed to be an auto-reply day but that has all changed because of that other thing. So, please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.

Yesterday’s answer was Major Edward White.

Have the best Monday ever.

Love the madness.

Trapper
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Teacher: What have we here, laddie? Mysterious scribblings? A secret code? No! Poems, no less! Poems, everybody!
[class laughs]

Teacher: The laddie reckons himself a poet!
-The Wall

Gordon Gekko: Teldar Paper, Mr. Cromwell, Teldar Paper has 33 different vice presidents each earning over 200 thousand dollars a year. Now, I have spent the last two months analyzing what all these guys do, and I still can't figure it out. One thing I do know is that our paper company lost 110 million dollars last year, and I'll bet that half of that was spent in all the paperwork going back and forth between all these vice presidents. The new law of evolution in corporate America seems to be survival of the unfittest. Well, in my book you either do it right or you get eliminated. In the last seven deals that I've been involved with, there were 2.5 million stockholders who have made a pretax profit of 12 billion dollars. Thank you. I am not a destroyer of companies. I am a liberator of them! The point is, ladies and gentleman, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right, greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA. Thank you very much.

-Wall Street

Who was the first astronaut to walk in space? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer today’s auto-reply will include four quotes from Wedding Crashers which I saw again last night and it gets better every time I watch it. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.

Yesterday’s answer was California.

Have a decent Sunday please.

Love the Madness.

Trapper
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