Tuesday, March 21, 2006
March 21, 2006
We went to dinner with the girl’s sister* and her husband** last night. A couple minutes after we sat down the girl’s sister broke out some Purell and mentioned that everyone should dig in because we touched the menus. Did everyone see Along Came Polly?
* claimed that her ocd doesn’t interfere with her life. I am thinking we invent ‘no touch’ menus like the no touch faucets and paper towel things at the airport. Or, just don’t leave the house.
*aka the girl’s sister
**aka the girl’s sister’s husband
Please note, there is Purell in every room at my house.
What TV network was the first to permit condom advertising on TV? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was George Carlin.
Have a decent Tuesday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
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We went to dinner with the girl’s sister* and her husband** last night. A couple minutes after we sat down the girl’s sister broke out some Purell and mentioned that everyone should dig in because we touched the menus. Did everyone see Along Came Polly?
* claimed that her ocd doesn’t interfere with her life. I am thinking we invent ‘no touch’ menus like the no touch faucets and paper towel things at the airport. Or, just don’t leave the house.
*aka the girl’s sister
**aka the girl’s sister’s husband
Please note, there is Purell in every room at my house.
What TV network was the first to permit condom advertising on TV? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was George Carlin.
Have a decent Tuesday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
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