Thursday, August 31, 2006

The Girl started a cleaning the refrigerator project last night at about 11. Please note the caps on The Girl. Easy. Sorry about that. Anyway, I woke up this morning and I am not positive but I think everything in the fridge is in alphabetical order and theft proof. It is beautiful and I have not seen so many ziplocks since I got out of juvie. I have no idea what that means. I do believe my lunch was on the T shelf for Trapper instead of the L area for lunch. I will be contacting Dewey asap.

According to Tom Brokaw, what country produces more ethanol than any other? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.

Yesterday's answer was Esquire.

Great Tigers win last night.

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Wednesday, August 30, 2006

The Starbucks I go to ran out of lids for medium and large cups this morning. So, the fellow behind the counter announced that, no matter what, no one could get anything but a tall. So, everyone waiting had to change their drinks and everyone was mad and it was chaos and people were being trampled and the fellow behind the counter was getting more and more mad and it was great. I always get a tall when I go there so I didn't care.

I went to the doctor about my elbow yesterday. The xray showed nothing and no one knows what's wrong with me. I probably have Motaba.

According to my people what magazine calls itself the first men's magazine? A hint is that it is not Playboy, the magazine still exists today and it is on just about every newsstand. Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.

Yesterday's answer was two cents.

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Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Update on Girl's Lunch. It lasted a full four hours yesterday. The main topic of conversation that was revealed was whether or not you have to wear a robe when you're seeing a woman doctor. We're bringing in a full salon staff and bowling teachers for boy's lunch today. I plan to have an entirely new part in my hair by 4pm. I have no idea what that means.

I was up all night last night and Sunday night because I got a shooting pain in my elbow about every half hour. I thought I dreamt it Sunday night and there is nothing worse than hearing about someone's dream so I kept it to myself. Now, I am positive I didn't dream it. However, I have no pain at all during the day. I am almost positive this means that my problems are way worse than I thought previously and that I should be working in an orphanage in India or growing cocoa in South America instead of being the most self-absorbed person ever. Maybe not ever but at least since John Jay.

Bullet point.

What was the price of a first class stamp in 1931? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.

Yesterday's answer was Australia.

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Monday, August 28, 2006

Lots of the girls at Moosejaw.com have lunch together. I think they require at least three years working at Moosejaw to join the Girl's Lunch. I have the three years but I am not a girl. The GL (That's what they call it. No they don't) includes a show and tell today. Some of the show and tell items include a picture of a college house, a red Harley jacket and a picture diary thing. As you can imagine there is a lot of excitement and even envy around the office. I think 'excitement and even envy' is an alliteration. Please feel free to mention that at your own show and tell today. The bottom line is that perhaps I've always wanted to be a woman and I am just now realizing it. I will discuss it with my analyst asap and get back to you.

Among countries located entirely in the southern hemisphere, which is the most popular destination among tourists? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.

Yesterday's answer was California.

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Sunday, August 27, 2006

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom; I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you that a good phony fever is a dead lock, but, uh... you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. That's worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.
-Ferris, Ferris Bueller's Day Off

What US state has more women on death row than any other? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer today's auto-reply will include four quotes from people that either I have done time with or that have done time without me. Please email Trapper@moosejaw.com for the auto-reply.

Yesterday's answer was the tiger shark and the bull shark.

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Saturday, August 26, 2006

Yo - check out this super cool article on Moosejaw. This fine fellow David that spends a decent amount of time in Vegas asked us to link our blog to this article. He's bigger than me so I obliged.

We are filming our own commercial for the first time today. We have put together our own ads before using all types of images but we have never actually done full out filming. I am going to the shoot mostly to bother everyone. I predict the commercial is the best ad ever. We'll definitely post it on the site when we're done unless it's awful.

I have never been to Alabama, Oklahoma, Nebraska, Idaho or any of the Dakotas. Sorry about it. I have seen Michigan play Alabama as well as Nebraska though so that may count. I will be contacting the governors.

Three different kinds of sharks are responsible for most attacks on humans. The Great White is one of the sharks. What are the other two? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today's auto-reply will include the names of two oceans I have touched and two songs that at least mention a fish...probably the most enticing auto-reply ever. Please email Trapper@moosejaw.com to check it out.

Yesterday's answer was Jamaica. It was the ranked the second best honeymoon destination in the world behind Hawaii.

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Friday, August 25, 2006

Emergency...I usually have a quadruple espresso and cereal after I shower in the morning. I am now eating and drinking before I shower. Please mark it in your book.

I had a nail in my tire yesterday. I wonder who's trying to kill me.

Sucks about Pluto. Sorry for saying sucks again.

Bullet point. Alas, there is no bullet point.

Here is yet another question from Lisa in Texas. Thanks Lisa. According to a Modern Bride Magazine survey what is the best Honeymoon destination outside the US. Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.

Yesterday's answer was Pink. Her real name is Alecia Moore.

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Thursday, August 24, 2006

When I was out of town this past weekend I went to the gym at the hotel. I was the only person there when some lady walked in. There were ten treadmills she could have chosen but she picked the one right next to me. I have not been so uncomfortable since probably the day before and I started laughing. Very mature. I saw her yesterday again at a restaurant. We were both picking up dinner and I started laughing again for no reason. Can you imagine how much she hates me? This story sucks. Sorry about it. Maybe she’s stalking me. That would be great. Sorry for saying sucks too.

Today’s question comes from Lisa in Texas. Lisa claims that she has a real Moosejaw tattoo on her ankle but we are not believing it until we see it. Which one of these musicians was not born with her stage name...Madonna, Dido or Pink? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.

Yesterday’s answer was Ricky Henderson.

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Wednesday, August 23, 2006


What player holds the major league record for most runs scored? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.

Yesterday's answer was Psycho.

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Tuesday, August 22, 2006

We are painting some rooms inside our house. Actually, we are painting nothing but our house is getting painted. I digress.The girl walked in the house yesterday, went to the basement and the painter was down there with his pants at his ankles. Pretty scary. Tim, the contractor, was a genius and the painter is no longer painting our house. I slept with my revolver last night.

According to my people, what was the first movie to make it policy that no one was allowed into the movie once the film already started? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.

Yesterday's answer was Wolf Trap Farm in Virginia.

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Monday, August 21, 2006


Today's question comes from Randy in Chicago. Randy will soon become the first US citizen to eat an apple pie with one hand. What was the first National Park for the performing arts? I'm sure everyone will get this one without looking it up. Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.

Yesterday's answer was William Henry Seward. The stabbing attempt was not successful at least from the standpoint that William Henry didn't die.

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Sunday, August 20, 2006

Gentlemen, the hopes and dreams of an entire town are riding on your shoulders. You may never matter again in your life as much as you do right now.

- Coach Gary Gaines, Friday Night Lights

Booth's plot to kill Lincoln also included an assassination attempt against this Secretary of State. Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer today's auto-reply will include how many times in the past year I have been to the zoo, the hospital, the cemetery, Tiger Stadium, Michigan Stadium, the Palace, eaten Indian food, got punched and danced. I know.riveting. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.comfor the auto-reply.

Yesterday's answer was dehydrated potatoes.

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Saturday, August 19, 2006

I got pulled over yesterday and I happened to have not been wearing a shirt. I didn't think I was speeding so when the policeman asked me if I knew why I was getting pulled over I said "because I wasn't wearing a shirt." He didn't like that. It turns out that I wasn't speeding. I got a ticket for bobbing and weaving or something like that. I don't even know what that means but I took it as a compliment and I am excited about the ticket.

What is the first ingredient listed in Baked Lays? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer today's auto-reply will all the different types of snacks that I like as well as three quotes from people not named Hal. Please email Trapper@moosejaw.comfor this super exciting auto-reply.

Yesterday's answer was Pierre, South Dakota.

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Friday, August 18, 2006

There is an event in Detroit called the Woodward Cruise. Basically, hot rod type cars drive down Woodward Avenue all day and all night from Thursday through Sunday and folks line the road with video cameras to watch. Picture a lot of cars and gridlock, then triple that picture and you may be close to imagining the size of the event. If you like cars it is the best weekend of your life. I have had my car almost two years. It has never been washed, it smells like a wet dog and I have not removed the temporary license plate number quite yet. I am not a big car person, no one likes me, I don’t like anyone, cars hate me and I will be getting out of town as soon as possible this morning. I should have left yesterday.

Today’s question comes from Luke. Luke was recently named the Daily Remark player most likely to be seen with a tree. Needless to say, he was quite pleased. Here we go...

What is the only State Capital not accessible by a major (multi-lane) US highway/interstate? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include a list of my last three cars and about two great quotes that have something to do with cars. Let’s say decent quotes instead of great. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for the auto-reply.

Yesterday's answer was Eminem.

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Thursday, August 17, 2006

My computer was not able to come back to life yesterday. No big deal. I only lost everything because I back up nothing. There goes the Daily Remark book deal. There goes my TV show about barely hitting the greens anymore. Did I say that?

Since 1999, one person has won MTV's Video of the Year more than once. Who is it? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.

Yesterday's answer was Rome.

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006

The girl's sister told me she thinks the Daily Remark has been boring lately.

My computer won't turn on.

I got a splinter.

According to my contacts in the art world, the Baroque style started in what city? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.

Yesterday's answer was 1960.

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Tuesday, August 15, 2006



In what year was a star most recently added to the US flag? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.

Yesterday's answer was Alfred Hitchcock.

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Monday, August 14, 2006


Who gave the shortest speech after winning an Oscar? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.

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Sunday, August 13, 2006

Jack Torrance: Have you ever thought about MY RESPONSIBILITIES?
Wendy Torrance: Jack, what are you talking about?
Jack Torrance: Have ever had any SINGLE MOMENT'S THOUGHT about my responsibilities? TO MY EMPLOYERS. Has it ever occured to you that I have agreed to look after the OVERLOOK until May the FIRST. Does it MATTER TO YOU AT ALL that the OWNERS have put their COMPLETE CONFIDENCE and TRUST in me that I have signed an agreement, a CONTRACT, in which I have accepted that RESPONSIBILITY?

-The Shining

I don't know the answer to this question and I can't find any quick results online. Steve Yzerman played for the Red Wings for 22 years. What other professional athlete in any sport played at least twenty-two seasons all for the same team and never played for another team? Today is an auto-reply day. The auto-reply won't include the answer because I don't know the answer but the auto-reply will include a list of my favorite movies starring either Eddie Murphy or Jessica Tandy. Please email Trapper@moosejaw.com for the auto-reply. Hopefully, I'll be able to reveal the answer to today's question tomorrow.

Yesterday's answer was Led Zeppelin.

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Saturday, August 12, 2006

I wish people said cinchy but I don't care about likidy split.

I am going to a petting farm today. It's going to be awesome.

If you see anyone in San Francisco who looks like Thomas Jefferson it is probably my friend Fran so please take the risk and say hello.

I went with a list sans bullet points today. Who cares? Sans.

Who received their Grammy for the lifetime achievement award first...David Bowie or Led Zeppelin? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today's auto-reply will include lyrics from four bands I've seen in concert more than once. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for the auto-reply.

Yesterday's answer was the World Cup.

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Friday, August 11, 2006

I have a sleeveless tee shirt tan line. Please don't tell anyone.

The Fall Moosejaw catalog is shipping out today. It is definitely our best catalog ever. Please read every single word. We'll have a PDF on the home page on Monday. I don't know what PDF stands for.

In college one of my friends got naked at Taco Bell.

I had dinner with someone last night who has never tried fish because she thinks that fish are scary. I wish I thought of doing that.

What tournament used to give its winner the Jules Rimet Trophy? If you look this up you'll get it in five seconds. Less importantly, today is another auto-reply day. I assure you it is the last one on a weekday that I know about. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for the answer and the auto-reply and for a great surprise. There really is no surprise.

Yesterday's answer was Montana. It got to -70 degree Fahrenheit in 1954.

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Thursday, August 10, 2006



Excluding Alaska what US state has the lowest recorded temperature on record? Today is yet another unscheduled auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include a picture of my boss on the Demon Drop at Cedar Pointe. No it won’t but it should. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com to enjoy auto-reply city.

Yesterday’s answer was Delta Tau Chi.

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Wednesday, August 09, 2006

The girl got me a new pair of nice pants yesterday because I wear the same pair I wore in high school. The pants are longer than my friend Leum's you know what so I need to get them tailored. So, I asked if I could send a perfect pair of pants in with the new pair of pants so Mr. or Ms. Tailor could match them up. The girl said no and explained that if I could go to the dentist I could go to the tailor. I immediately called the tailor to make sure they had nitrous. Please see yesterday's remark for more info and sorry about everything.

I feel like the remark today read like a joke a human would say. I like myself less because of it and I hope you like me less too.

What was the complete name of the Delta house in Animal House? Today is a very rare and special Wednesday auto-reply day. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for a riveting auto-reply and please note the auto-reply may not end up being all that riveting.

Yesterday's answer was Nixon and Reagan.

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Tuesday, August 08, 2006



Name one of two US Presidents who carried 49 states in their election? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.

Yesterday's answer was one. Bogart won in 1952 for The African Queen.

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Monday, August 07, 2006



The American Film Institute named Humphrey Bogart the great male screen legend. How many Oscars did Bogart win? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.

Yesterday's answer was Greenland.

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Sunday, August 06, 2006

Mr. Hand: Mr. Spicoli, what's your reason for your truancy?
Jeff Spicoli: I just couldn't make it on time.
Mr. Hand: You mean you couldn't or wouldn't?
Jeff Spicoli: Well, there's like a full crowd scene at the food line.
Mr. Hand: Food will be eaten on your time. Why are you continually late for this class, Mr. Spicoli? Why do you shamelessly waste my time like this?
Jeff Spicoli: Uh, uh... I don't know.

Fast Times at Ridgemont High

What’s the largest island in the world? Please note that for some reason we don’t count Australia as an island. Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include four quotes from people from people who I know have been to Australia. Please email Trapper@moosejaw.com for this super exiting auto-reply.

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Saturday, August 05, 2006

There are too many marshmallows in Lucky Charms these days. So, after I pour myself a bowl I remove all the sparkled mirror marshmallows. As I was doing it this morning I realized that I could remove any marshmallow instead of just the sparkled mirrors and end up with the same result. I think it has something to do with the mirror in particular and that I don’t want to be looking at myself while I enjoy my cereal even though the mirrors don’t work. I will be contacting my analyst right away. You should contact your analyst too.

According to my people, paper was invented in what country? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include four quotes from people who are over six feet tall. I know…it gets no more exciting than that. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for the auto-reply.

Yesterday's answer was The Shining.

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Friday, August 04, 2006

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We made it to the World Series last night and lost by a run in the bottom half of the last inning. I would normally be miserable and wish everyone no better than a decent day but I find that I am okay with it. I hope I am not getting mature. In fact, I think I am going to go pour water on someone right now. No, actually, I am going to get a highlighter and draw on one of the Moosejaw Buying Squad people and then run. Now, I feel much better.

What notable scary movie was filmed at The Timberline Lodge on Mt Hood in Oregon? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.



Yesterday’s answer was 27.

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Thursday, August 03, 2006


How many amendments are there to the US Constitution? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.



Yesterday's answer was Malaysia and Singapore.

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Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Brent doles out some knowledge our way. I would have written that all cool and vernacularly, but I say "vernacularly," so I shouldn't.

“Don't take life too serioulsy, you'll never get out alive.”
Ryan Reynolds (Van Wilder)
Van Wilder

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According to my people, Zoolander was banned in two countries. Please email Trapper@moosejaw.com with at least one of the two countries.



Yesterday's answer was Pierre-Joseph Proudhon.

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Tuesday, August 01, 2006



This is the most difficult question ever. Who is commonly known as the first self-proclaimed anarchist? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.

Yesterday's answer was two. George Clinton served under Jefferson and Madison. John C. Calhoun served under John Quincy Adams and Andrew Jackson.

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