Moosejaw Daily Madness

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom; I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you that a good phony fever is a dead lock, but, uh... you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. That's worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.
-Ferris, Ferris Bueller's Day Off

What US state has more women on death row than any other? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer today's auto-reply will include four quotes from people that either I have done time with or that have done time without me. Please email Trapper@moosejaw.com for the auto-reply.

Yesterday's answer was the tiger shark and the bull shark.

Have the most incredible Sunday of your life.

Love the madness.

Trapper
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