Moosejaw Daily Madness

The girl got me a new pair of nice pants yesterday because I wear the same pair I wore in high school. The pants are longer than my friend Leum's you know what so I need to get them tailored. So, I asked if I could send a perfect pair of pants in with the new pair of pants so Mr. or Ms. Tailor could match them up. The girl said no and explained that if I could go to the dentist I could go to the tailor. I immediately called the tailor to make sure they had nitrous. Please see yesterday's remark for more info and sorry about everything.

I feel like the remark today read like a joke a human would say. I like myself less because of it and I hope you like me less too.

What was the complete name of the Delta house in Animal House? Today is a very rare and special Wednesday auto-reply day. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for a riveting auto-reply and please note the auto-reply may not end up being all that riveting.

Yesterday's answer was Nixon and Reagan.

Have the best Wednesday of your life.

Love the madness.

Trapper
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