Moosejaw Daily Madness

Amid the chaos of that day, when all I could hear was the thunder of gunshots, and all I could smell was the violence in the air, I look back and am amazed that my thoughts were so clear and true, that three words went through my mind endlessly, repeating themselves like a broken record: you're so cool, you're so cool, you're so cool. And sometimes Clarence asks me what I would have done if he had died, if that bullet had been two inches more to the left. To this, I always smile, as if I'm not going to satisfy him with a response. But I always do. I tell him of how I would want to die, but that the anguish and the want of death would fade like the stars at dawn, and that things would be much as they are now. Perhaps. Except maybe I wouldn't have named our son Elvis.

-Alabama, True Romance

In what year did the Soviet Union first allow parties other than the Communist Party to compete for power? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include a really short story about a duck named Leroy who thinks he’s dead. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.

Yesterday’s answer was The College of William and Mary.

Have the best Sunday in history aside from Sunday, May 20th, 2007.

Love the Madness

Trapper
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