Moosejaw Daily Madness

Now two boys have been found rubbing linseed oil into the school cormorant. Now some of you may feel that the cormorant does not play an important part in the life of the school, but I would remind you that it was presented to us by the corporation of the Town of Sudbury to commemorate Empire Day, when we try to remember the names of all those from the Sudbury area who so gallantly gave their lives to keep China British. So from now on, the cormorant is strictly OUT OF BOUNDS. Oh and Jenkins? Apparently your mother died this morning. Chaplain?
-Humphrey, The Meaning of Life

According to my people, cannons were first used in what country? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include two quotes from President Clinton and one quote from Ron Burgundy. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.

Yesterday’s answer was India.

Have a really, really good rest of Sunday please.

Love the madness.

Trapper
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