Thursday, August 07, 2008
I went to the hospital yesterday with a friend. He’s fine. Here’s a play about one minute of the visit…
Fade into a room. The nurse lady is doing a bunch of tests on my friend…
Me: Can you check my heart rate?
Nurse Lady: Okay.
Me: It’s 40. That’s good right?
Nurse Lady: Yeah. That’s great.
Me: Is it the best in the hospital?
Nurse Lady: Probably not.
Me: I bet it’s better than any person here who isn’t dead.
We see the nurse lady give me as mean a look as anyone has even given anyone and then leave the room without replying.
John F Kennedy won a Pulitzer for what book? Please email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Forbes.
Have the best rest of Thursday ever.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Fade into a room. The nurse lady is doing a bunch of tests on my friend…
Me: Can you check my heart rate?
Nurse Lady: Okay.
Me: It’s 40. That’s good right?
Nurse Lady: Yeah. That’s great.
Me: Is it the best in the hospital?
Nurse Lady: Probably not.
Me: I bet it’s better than any person here who isn’t dead.
We see the nurse lady give me as mean a look as anyone has even given anyone and then leave the room without replying.
John F Kennedy won a Pulitzer for what book? Please email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Forbes.
Have the best rest of Thursday ever.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com