Monday, August 25, 2008
The best way to cut a line is to sort of walk randomly into the line at a forty-five degree angle while looking down at your blackberry seemingly upset about something. Then, when you hit the line act surprised, take a deep breath as if you can’t believe anything more could go wrong today and offer the person you cut in front of to go ahead of you. That person will for sure let you cut in front. Then be super thankful. It will never not work.
The Treaty of Tordesillas was signed in 1494 and was designed to split the world up into the two countries that signed it. What are the two countries? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include one quote from someone who is short and one quote from Hank Aaron. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was the Lincoln Penny.
Have the best Monday ever.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
The Treaty of Tordesillas was signed in 1494 and was designed to split the world up into the two countries that signed it. What are the two countries? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include one quote from someone who is short and one quote from Hank Aaron. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was the Lincoln Penny.
Have the best Monday ever.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
