Wednesday, May 31, 2006
May 31, 2006
We sent out our first Summer catalog last week. If you haven't received the catalog yet you can download it. It is almost 15 megs so it will take a couple minutes but it is worth it. Please click here for the link.
Please read every word of the catalog. I promise it is the funniest catalog ever printed in history.
Who was the first US President to die in office? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday's answer was Massachusetts. New Mexico ranked last.
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We sent out our first Summer catalog last week. If you haven't received the catalog yet you can download it. It is almost 15 megs so it will take a couple minutes but it is worth it. Please click here for the link.
Please read every word of the catalog. I promise it is the funniest catalog ever printed in history.
Who was the first US President to die in office? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday's answer was Massachusetts. New Mexico ranked last.
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Tuesday, May 30, 2006
May 30, 2006
According to the Education State Rankings what state was ranked as the smartest state in 2004-2005? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday's answer was Italy.
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- We have a decent new podcast on the site to check out. It is called Plipo's Daily Podcast and it is great because it is a deal of the day and the deals are really good. Please check it out.
- Also, a friend that I have known since we were eight told me that he lied to everyone when he was sixteen and that he had failed his driver's test. That was the only funny thing that happened to me this weekend.
- Bullet point.
- Tough loss last night
According to the Education State Rankings what state was ranked as the smartest state in 2004-2005? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday's answer was Italy.
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Monday, May 29, 2006
May 29, 2006
There is some Moosejaw love in two books. Check out page 146 of Rachel Gibson's Sex, Lies and Online Dating and also check page 18 of The Lost Chronicles which is all about the TV show Lost. You should definitely feel like you helped to make this happen and I am not just saying it. I don't even know what that means.
Which country joined NATO first.Spain, Italy or Poland? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday's answer was Ponce de Leon.
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There is some Moosejaw love in two books. Check out page 146 of Rachel Gibson's Sex, Lies and Online Dating and also check page 18 of The Lost Chronicles which is all about the TV show Lost. You should definitely feel like you helped to make this happen and I am not just saying it. I don't even know what that means.
Which country joined NATO first.Spain, Italy or Poland? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday's answer was Ponce de Leon.
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Sunday, May 28, 2006
May 28, 2006
You wake up at Seatac, SFO, LAX. You wake up at O'Hare, Dallas-Fort Worth, BWI. Pacific, mountain, central. Lose an hour, gain an hour. This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time. You wake up at Air Harbor International. If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?
- Fight Club
According to my people what explorer gave Florida its name? For those who may be confused...If I saw some lady and said you're name is Lady I would be naming the lady. I hope I didn't just sound aloof. It is way easier when you're asking the questions. Actually, a Daily Remarker emailed this question to me and I got it right. Now I know I sound aloof. Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer today's auto-reply will include three movies I haven't seen that I should see and two quotes I like by people who have names that are difficult to pronounce. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for the auto-reply.
Yesterday's answer was horseradish.
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You wake up at Seatac, SFO, LAX. You wake up at O'Hare, Dallas-Fort Worth, BWI. Pacific, mountain, central. Lose an hour, gain an hour. This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time. You wake up at Air Harbor International. If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?
- Fight Club
According to my people what explorer gave Florida its name? For those who may be confused...If I saw some lady and said you're name is Lady I would be naming the lady. I hope I didn't just sound aloof. It is way easier when you're asking the questions. Actually, a Daily Remarker emailed this question to me and I got it right. Now I know I sound aloof. Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer today's auto-reply will include three movies I haven't seen that I should see and two quotes I like by people who have names that are difficult to pronounce. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for the auto-reply.
Yesterday's answer was horseradish.
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Saturday, May 27, 2006
May 27, 2006
This is the first guest Daily Remark. It comes from Joy. Joy was named Person Most Likely to be Awarded a Guest Daily Remark in her high school mock elections. My favorite part of the story is that I don't understand it at all. I certainly mean that as high praise. Enjoy...
My uncle had to get a new cell phone because he dropped it in wine. He and my aunt were going out to dinner with friends. He poured my aunt a glass of wine before they left. He got his cell phone wet because he always puts his cell phone in the cup holder. If you're starting to question things at this point, you're not going crazy. My aunt put her wine in the car cup holder and then he put his cell phone in the wine. Who drives around with wine in the car cup holder?!? Apparently my aunt.
Before developing ketchup Heinz had a business selling another condiment which went bust. What was that other condiment? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer today's auto-reply will include my three favorite casino games and two quotes I like by people who are not named Dave. This is surely an auto-reply to tell some friends and strangers about. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for the auto-reply.
Yesterday's answer was Columbia.
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This is the first guest Daily Remark. It comes from Joy. Joy was named Person Most Likely to be Awarded a Guest Daily Remark in her high school mock elections. My favorite part of the story is that I don't understand it at all. I certainly mean that as high praise. Enjoy...
My uncle had to get a new cell phone because he dropped it in wine. He and my aunt were going out to dinner with friends. He poured my aunt a glass of wine before they left. He got his cell phone wet because he always puts his cell phone in the cup holder. If you're starting to question things at this point, you're not going crazy. My aunt put her wine in the car cup holder and then he put his cell phone in the wine. Who drives around with wine in the car cup holder?!? Apparently my aunt.
Before developing ketchup Heinz had a business selling another condiment which went bust. What was that other condiment? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer today's auto-reply will include my three favorite casino games and two quotes I like by people who are not named Dave. This is surely an auto-reply to tell some friends and strangers about. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for the auto-reply.
Yesterday's answer was Columbia.
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Friday, May 26, 2006
May 26, 2006
Finally the question...before becoming the real President, Eisenhower was president of what university? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday's answer was Larry Bird and Magic Johnson.
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- Lots to tell today...
- We won our game last night. We actually mercied the other team. You’ve never seen a group with more swagger than the Moosejaw team. We are certain to lose our next game. Katy R. got the game ball. Please look for it in the trophy section of the Lager House in Detroit this weekend.
- The Pistons looked like they were going to mercy the Heat but then we had to sweat it out a bit.
- Someone was wearing a Moosejaw hoody on the MTV show Made last night.
- The best news of all...Because we won our game yesterday we are doing Buy Any Moosejaw JK Tee and get any second Moosejaw tee shirt at half off. Can you believe it? Just enter coupon code 2627 when checking out and the deal is yours. It will be good for today and tomorrow.
Finally the question...before becoming the real President, Eisenhower was president of what university? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday's answer was Larry Bird and Magic Johnson.
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Thursday, May 25, 2006
May 25, 2006
Who were the captains of the first USA Olympic Dream Team? We're talking basketball. Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday's answer was Charles Lindbergh.
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- Big games tonight...
- Moosejaw plays X-Factor at 6:10pm. We are looking to go 4-0. I predict I have a throwing error in the top of the last inning that let's in two runs and we end up losing by one.
- Pistons at 8pm. I predict the Pistons are up more than ten most of the game and end up winning by seven.
- My hair is really short. I look like Emilio Estevez in The Outsiders. No I don't.
- I saw a spider crawl under the keyboard on my lap top. There is for sure a little nest in my computer. I predict I'm dead by this time next week.
- I obviously had some important things to say today but don't worry, guest remarks will be coming soon.
Who were the captains of the first USA Olympic Dream Team? We're talking basketball. Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday's answer was Charles Lindbergh.
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Wednesday, May 24, 2006
May 24, 2006
We have some excellent new sections in Moosejaw Madness that you should definitely check out. I don't want to overwhelm you so for today just check out Moosejaw Playlists and Music for Frenching. Or don't. Actually I wouldn't if I was you. Or, is it if I were you? Please don't answer that. Or do. Please don't though. Or do. Or don't. Or do. Or don't. Or do.
Who was Time Magazine's first person of the year? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday's answer was Harvard.
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We have some excellent new sections in Moosejaw Madness that you should definitely check out. I don't want to overwhelm you so for today just check out Moosejaw Playlists and Music for Frenching. Or don't. Actually I wouldn't if I was you. Or, is it if I were you? Please don't answer that. Or do. Please don't though. Or do. Or don't. Or do. Or don't. Or do.
Who was Time Magazine's first person of the year? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday's answer was Harvard.
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Tuesday, May 23, 2006
May 23, 2006
Thanks everyone for replying to the survey yesterday. I added so many points that the zero is faded out on my keyboard. That's not true but I did add lots of Moosejaw Reward points for everyone so please check your account and enjoy.
The winning reply was C followed by A which was a close second. So, this really opens up an entirely new world for all of us. From now on, if you have a brilliant remark that should be posted on the site please email it to me. Please make sure you include your remark, a trivia question and an answer. If I use your remark I'll add 500 Moosejaw points to your account and everyone will like you better except for the people you offend in your text. If that makes no sense please rent The Sure Thing.
On the HBO series Entourage what college did Ari go to? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for the auto-reply.
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Thanks everyone for replying to the survey yesterday. I added so many points that the zero is faded out on my keyboard. That's not true but I did add lots of Moosejaw Reward points for everyone so please check your account and enjoy.
The winning reply was C followed by A which was a close second. So, this really opens up an entirely new world for all of us. From now on, if you have a brilliant remark that should be posted on the site please email it to me. Please make sure you include your remark, a trivia question and an answer. If I use your remark I'll add 500 Moosejaw points to your account and everyone will like you better except for the people you offend in your text. If that makes no sense please rent The Sure Thing.
On the HBO series Entourage what college did Ari go to? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for the auto-reply.
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Monday, May 22, 2006
May 22, 2006
A)I should keep doing the Daily Remark
B)I should have lots of guests doing the Daily Remark
C)I should have infrequent guests to the Daily Remark
D)I should have someone take over the Daily Remark entirely
When I do these vote things I can't keep up with the emails so today will be an auto-reply day. So, unless you hear back from me please assume the 100 points are yours and that I have never liked you better regardless of your reply.
Yesterday's answer was Allen Iverson.
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- Great win yesterday. Nice work everyone. Rip is on my fantasy team so I'm still in it.
- We got Chinese for dinner last night. I didn't eat my fortune cookie and instead packed it for lunch today. Definitely a sign of becoming a worse person.
- I have done every Daily Remark since October 30, 2003. That's a lot of remarks. I think I am getting boring. So, can you please vote on the following? I will add 100 Moosejaw points to your account for voting. Can you hardly? Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com to vote.
A)I should keep doing the Daily Remark
B)I should have lots of guests doing the Daily Remark
C)I should have infrequent guests to the Daily Remark
D)I should have someone take over the Daily Remark entirely
When I do these vote things I can't keep up with the emails so today will be an auto-reply day. So, unless you hear back from me please assume the 100 points are yours and that I have never liked you better regardless of your reply.
Yesterday's answer was Allen Iverson.
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Sunday, May 21, 2006
May 21, 2006
Martin Daniels: Listen to me. Listen to me a minute.
[Places Stephen in the center of the table]
Martin Daniels: Just leave the dinosaur there, I'm trying to tell you something. When I... When I was a little boy... You know, you touch the dinosaur, I'm gonna kill you.
Clifford: Stephen wanted to stand here.
Martin Daniels: Give it to me! I'll rip its head off! Give it to me! God almighty, Boy! Now listen to me, I'm trying to tell you something to help you. When I was a little boy growing up in Chicago, there was this great amusement park called Riverview. Your father tell you about it?
Clifford: Yes.
Martin Daniels: I thought that was the only place where a boy like me could be happy but my father never took me there. And then one day, they tore it down before I ever got a chance to go. I understand how you feel.
Clifford: Does it ever get easier, Uncle Martin?
Martin Daniels: Not really.
-Clifford
What current NBA player ranks in the top five players all time for
best scoring average? The chart includes players that have played at least six
hundred games. The player we’re looking for is not in the playoffs right now.
Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer today’s auto-reply will
include three quotes I like from people who’s last name starts with M. I
know...riveting. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for the auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was California and Texas.
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- To say that this afternoon’s game is big would be an understatement. Let’s just let our play speak for itself. As you can see I am now on the team.
Martin Daniels: Listen to me. Listen to me a minute.
[Places Stephen in the center of the table]
Martin Daniels: Just leave the dinosaur there, I'm trying to tell you something. When I... When I was a little boy... You know, you touch the dinosaur, I'm gonna kill you.
Clifford: Stephen wanted to stand here.
Martin Daniels: Give it to me! I'll rip its head off! Give it to me! God almighty, Boy! Now listen to me, I'm trying to tell you something to help you. When I was a little boy growing up in Chicago, there was this great amusement park called Riverview. Your father tell you about it?
Clifford: Yes.
Martin Daniels: I thought that was the only place where a boy like me could be happy but my father never took me there. And then one day, they tore it down before I ever got a chance to go. I understand how you feel.
Clifford: Does it ever get easier, Uncle Martin?
Martin Daniels: Not really.
-Clifford
- Bullet point
What current NBA player ranks in the top five players all time for
best scoring average? The chart includes players that have played at least six
hundred games. The player we’re looking for is not in the playoffs right now.
Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer today’s auto-reply will
include three quotes I like from people who’s last name starts with M. I
know...riveting. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for the auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was California and Texas.
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Saturday, May 20, 2006
May 20, 2006
Two US states are home to three cities among the top ten most populous cities in the US. What are those two states? Today is auto-reply Saturday. In addition to the answer today’s auto-reply will include my favorite Neil Diamond, Barry Manillow and Lionel Richie songs. Now that’s exciting. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for the auto-reply.
Yesterday's answer was Oberlin College.
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- Great win. Way to hit the boards. I’ll leave it at that.
- Much, much less importantly, we had a contest at the warehouse yesterday to see who had the biggest biceps, forceps and calves. I didn’t win anything but I did win greatest margin going from unflexed to flexed. Please don’t tell anyone. Coach bet me that he would win the contest in next month’s rematch. He is definitely hitting the juice Barry Bonds style.
Two US states are home to three cities among the top ten most populous cities in the US. What are those two states? Today is auto-reply Saturday. In addition to the answer today’s auto-reply will include my favorite Neil Diamond, Barry Manillow and Lionel Richie songs. Now that’s exciting. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for the auto-reply.
Yesterday's answer was Oberlin College.
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Friday, May 19, 2006
May 19, 2006
What was the first coed college in the US? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday's answer was Wyoming.
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- Why do old people wear stark white shoes? Please don't answer that and please don't be mad at me if you're an old person wearing stark white shoes right now.
- Huge softball win last night. We're now the only undefeated team in the league. We celebrated the win by hanging out at the party store fighting ruffians. That's not true and I feel bad about saying it. However, we did win and we are the only undefeated team. We celebrated by going to our separate homes to worry about the Pistons.
- Ruffians
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Yesterday's answer was Wyoming.
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Thursday, May 18, 2006
May 18, 2006
The least number of people live in what US state? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday's answer was National Association of Securities Dealers Automated Quotations.
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- Terrible Piston loss. They'll still win the series.
- People don't respect the yield sign anymore.
- I have never washed my car but I am quite neat at home. I am pretty sure that means I am really messed up. I will discuss it with my analyst.
- I can only nap during the take off on a plane.
- I've never seen a lobster in the wild.
- Third softball game of the year tonight.
- Boring city. I may find someone to replace me. Please look forward to a vote soon.
The least number of people live in what US state? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday's answer was National Association of Securities Dealers Automated Quotations.
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Wednesday, May 17, 2006
May 17, 2006
If you haven’t checked out this month’s contest they said today is a pretty good day to do so. It is our best contest ever. Really, I’d say second best after the Trapper tee shirt contest thing. Those Trapper tees really are coming and I’m sure I’ll end up having to buy all of them. Really though this is our best contest. I voted for Trisha McGliven. Who cares what I did? Please don’t answer that.
What does NASDAQ stand for? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Alexander Hamilton.
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If you haven’t checked out this month’s contest they said today is a pretty good day to do so. It is our best contest ever. Really, I’d say second best after the Trapper tee shirt contest thing. Those Trapper tees really are coming and I’m sure I’ll end up having to buy all of them. Really though this is our best contest. I voted for Trisha McGliven. Who cares what I did? Please don’t answer that.
What does NASDAQ stand for? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Alexander Hamilton.
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Tuesday, May 16, 2006
May 16, 2006
This story is a little bit hard to describe but I am going to do my best. Here we go…
The girl and I took her nephew to Barnes and Noble yesterday before dinner. The kid is around one and a half and he loves keys. The girl drove, parked the car in front of the bookstore and before I got out of the car she gave the keys to the kid to play with. I made sure the doors were unlocked and the girl and I got out of the car and shut our doors. That very moment the baby pressed the button on key that locked the doors. So, the baby was locked in the car holding onto the keys. We called the girl’s sister and she was at the bookstore with a second set of keys within seven minutes. The baby had the best seven minutes ever with the keys and no one bothering him but I wouldn’t blame you at all for calling social services right now.
I made up much of that story. We did take the kid to the bookstore though. Tough Piston loss last night. Sorry about everything.
Who was the first Secretary of the Treasury in the US? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Boston.
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This story is a little bit hard to describe but I am going to do my best. Here we go…
The girl and I took her nephew to Barnes and Noble yesterday before dinner. The kid is around one and a half and he loves keys. The girl drove, parked the car in front of the bookstore and before I got out of the car she gave the keys to the kid to play with. I made sure the doors were unlocked and the girl and I got out of the car and shut our doors. That very moment the baby pressed the button on key that locked the doors. So, the baby was locked in the car holding onto the keys. We called the girl’s sister and she was at the bookstore with a second set of keys within seven minutes. The baby had the best seven minutes ever with the keys and no one bothering him but I wouldn’t blame you at all for calling social services right now.
I made up much of that story. We did take the kid to the bookstore though. Tough Piston loss last night. Sorry about everything.
Who was the first Secretary of the Treasury in the US? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Boston.
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Monday, May 15, 2006
May 15, 2006
I lost my Blackberry yesterday. I spent at least ten hours looking for it to no avail. It is almost worth losing it just to say ‘no avail.’ I am getting a new Blackberry this morning. I assume I should report this to some sort of missing something alert. I was going to say something less appropriate than that but then I thought I’d be struck down by lightning and die. If it happens please don’t feel like you have to come to my funeral.
According to my people what city was home to the first subway in the US? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Marbury vs. Madison.
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I lost my Blackberry yesterday. I spent at least ten hours looking for it to no avail. It is almost worth losing it just to say ‘no avail.’ I am getting a new Blackberry this morning. I assume I should report this to some sort of missing something alert. I was going to say something less appropriate than that but then I thought I’d be struck down by lightning and die. If it happens please don’t feel like you have to come to my funeral.
According to my people what city was home to the first subway in the US? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Marbury vs. Madison.
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Sunday, May 14, 2006
May 14, 2006
Ari Gold: Emily!
Ari Gold: [Emily enters Ari's office] I want you to go to that party on Saturday, represent the agency, let Vince know that my Army's everywhere.
Emily: Ari, I really don't want to get in the middle of this.
Ari Gold: You are in the middle of this, whether you like it or not. Okay? You wanna be a hero? You want a medal, or are you a coward?
Ari Gold: [Emily looks away] Knock off the hippie ****, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is Malibu, Emily, I want you to storm that beach like it's ******* Normandy!
-Entourage
In what famous case did the US Supreme Court declare a law unconstitutional for the first time? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include one movie quote I like, lyrics from a song I like and one random quote I like. Feel free to copy and paste my auto-reply and send it to friends as if you put it together yourself. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.comfor the auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was the Andes.
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Ari Gold: Emily!
Ari Gold: [Emily enters Ari's office] I want you to go to that party on Saturday, represent the agency, let Vince know that my Army's everywhere.
Emily: Ari, I really don't want to get in the middle of this.
Ari Gold: You are in the middle of this, whether you like it or not. Okay? You wanna be a hero? You want a medal, or are you a coward?
Ari Gold: [Emily looks away] Knock off the hippie ****, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is Malibu, Emily, I want you to storm that beach like it's ******* Normandy!
-Entourage
In what famous case did the US Supreme Court declare a law unconstitutional for the first time? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include one movie quote I like, lyrics from a song I like and one random quote I like. Feel free to copy and paste my auto-reply and send it to friends as if you put it together yourself. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.comfor the auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was the Andes.
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Saturday, May 13, 2006
May 13, 2006
I saw the movie The Sentinel last night. If you saw the movie please read on. If you aren’t planning to see the movie please read on but know that you won’t care. If you are going to eventually see the movie please skip the following and go right to today’s question. Here we go…
I liked the movie but I don’t get who was framing Michael Douglas. The obvious answer is the mole or the people from Kyrgyzstan but why would either of them do that? Had the bad guys not messed with Michael Douglas their plan would have gone off just fine.
Please note that when I was in high school and we asked our English teacher a question about a book and he didn’t know the answer he would just reply with something like…."It’s just a book ladies and gentlemen. Don’t worry so much about it."
What’s the longest mountain range in the world? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include two movie quotes I like and two plain old quotes I like. Could be the best day ever. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.comfor the auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was the Ukraine.
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I saw the movie The Sentinel last night. If you saw the movie please read on. If you aren’t planning to see the movie please read on but know that you won’t care. If you are going to eventually see the movie please skip the following and go right to today’s question. Here we go…
I liked the movie but I don’t get who was framing Michael Douglas. The obvious answer is the mole or the people from Kyrgyzstan but why would either of them do that? Had the bad guys not messed with Michael Douglas their plan would have gone off just fine.
Please note that when I was in high school and we asked our English teacher a question about a book and he didn’t know the answer he would just reply with something like…."It’s just a book ladies and gentlemen. Don’t worry so much about it."
What’s the longest mountain range in the world? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include two movie quotes I like and two plain old quotes I like. Could be the best day ever. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.comfor the auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was the Ukraine.
Have a decent Saturday.
Love the madness.
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Friday, May 12, 2006
May 12, 2006
Definitely our best game ever last night. We were down 8 runs and came back to win 21-19. I don't have a calculator on me but I'm pretty sure we're 2-0. I got a terrible migraine after the game which is perfect because you're not allowed to be happy for more than ten consecutive minutes. That's all.
What's the largest country in Europe? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday's answer was Chicago.
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Definitely our best game ever last night. We were down 8 runs and came back to win 21-19. I don't have a calculator on me but I'm pretty sure we're 2-0. I got a terrible migraine after the game which is perfect because you're not allowed to be happy for more than ten consecutive minutes. That's all.
What's the largest country in Europe? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday's answer was Chicago.
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Thursday, May 11, 2006
May 11, 2006
In what city was baseball's first All-Star game held? Everyone loves an All-Star question. Even better...today is a very special Thursday auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today's auto-reply will include the girl who sits next to me's three favorite celebrities who are currently in rehab. Email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for all this lovely stuff.
Yesterday's answer was Sally Ride.
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- I am not hungover anymore. I am never doing a Jaeger shot again.
- My dog threw up this morning. Cleaning it up is a really fun way to start the day.
- I Googled myself this morning for the first time. I found nothing good at all.
- Second softball game of the year tonight. I predict I go 2-4 and pop up to the short stop with someone on third and us down one run to lose the game for us.
- I got my first new pair of sandals in three years today. I look like Kirk Douglas in Spartacus. I have no idea what that means.
In what city was baseball's first All-Star game held? Everyone loves an All-Star question. Even better...today is a very special Thursday auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today's auto-reply will include the girl who sits next to me's three favorite celebrities who are currently in rehab. Email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for all this lovely stuff.
Yesterday's answer was Sally Ride.
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Wednesday, May 10, 2006
May 10, 2006
I’m so hungover right now. I wish I was Gwenyth at the end of Seven.
Who was the first American woman in space? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Elizabeth I.
I am miserable.
Love the madness.
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I’m so hungover right now. I wish I was Gwenyth at the end of Seven.
Who was the first American woman in space? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Elizabeth I.
I am miserable.
Love the madness.
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Tuesday, May 09, 2006
May 9, 2006
I went on the elliptical machine with the girl’s nephew in a Kelty kid carrier on my back last night. I got a great workout, the kid loved it and I learned all about Dora the Explorer on Noggin. I am going to have a baby as soon as possible.
What British monarch reigned for most of Shakespeare’s life? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was David Beckham.
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I went on the elliptical machine with the girl’s nephew in a Kelty kid carrier on my back last night. I got a great workout, the kid loved it and I learned all about Dora the Explorer on Noggin. I am going to have a baby as soon as possible.
What British monarch reigned for most of Shakespeare’s life? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was David Beckham.
Love the madness.
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Monday, May 08, 2006
May 8, 2006
Someone a few seats away from me sneezed a few times yesterday and I thought it was someone who has worked here a while so I yelled for them to shut up across the room. I didn’t look up from my computer when I yelled and it turned out that the sneezer was someone who was working her second day. Oops.
In 2003 and 2004 what sports’ personality was searched for on Google more than any other? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was the Molson brewery.
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Someone a few seats away from me sneezed a few times yesterday and I thought it was someone who has worked here a while so I yelled for them to shut up across the room. I didn’t look up from my computer when I yelled and it turned out that the sneezer was someone who was working her second day. Oops.
In 2003 and 2004 what sports’ personality was searched for on Google more than any other? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was the Molson brewery.
Have an outstanding Monday.
Love the madness.
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Sunday, May 07, 2006
May 7, 2006
[about Margot's play]
Young Chas Tenenbaum: What'd you think, Dad?
Royal: Didn't seem believable to me.
[to Eli]
Royal: Why are you wearing pajamas? Do you live here?
Young Richie Tenenbaum: He has permission to sleep over.
Young Chas Tenenbaum: Well, did you at least think the characters were well developed?
Royal: What characters? There's a bunch of little kids dressed up in animal costumes.
Young Margot Tenenbaum: Good night, everyone.
Royal: Well, sweetie, don't get mad at me. That's just one man's opinion.
-Royal Tenenbaums
According to its label what’s the oldest brewery in North America? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include my three favorite movies that start with the letter G. If this auto-reply isn’t something to tell your friends and enemies about then I don’t know what is.
Yesterday’s answer was Mexico City.
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[about Margot's play]
Young Chas Tenenbaum: What'd you think, Dad?
Royal: Didn't seem believable to me.
[to Eli]
Royal: Why are you wearing pajamas? Do you live here?
Young Richie Tenenbaum: He has permission to sleep over.
Young Chas Tenenbaum: Well, did you at least think the characters were well developed?
Royal: What characters? There's a bunch of little kids dressed up in animal costumes.
Young Margot Tenenbaum: Good night, everyone.
Royal: Well, sweetie, don't get mad at me. That's just one man's opinion.
-Royal Tenenbaums
According to its label what’s the oldest brewery in North America? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include my three favorite movies that start with the letter G. If this auto-reply isn’t something to tell your friends and enemies about then I don’t know what is.
Yesterday’s answer was Mexico City.
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Love the madness.
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Saturday, May 06, 2006
May 6, 2006
What world capitol is closest to the Hollywood sign? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com. Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include three movie quotes I like. Can we all please say hooray? Thank you.
Yesterday’s answer was Wellington, New Zealand.
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- Almost everything in the world that is easy is not as good as something
that’s difficult. I found one exception...I use the Starbucks’ pods to make
espresso in the morning because it’s so much easier than using ground espresso.
And, the pods make great espresso too. I can’t stand this remark and I’m not
going to use the pods anymore. Yes, I am. No, I’m not. - I don’t believe in psychics. Why should they have special powers and not
me? - Remember all those characters that used to hang out at McDonalds…the
hamburgler and grimace. I wonder what happened to those fellows.
What world capitol is closest to the Hollywood sign? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com. Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include three movie quotes I like. Can we all please say hooray? Thank you.
Yesterday’s answer was Wellington, New Zealand.
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Friday, May 05, 2006
May 5, 2006
What world capitol is closest to Antarctica? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was 1875.
Have a phenomenal Friday. This is my first time ever using phenomenal on the Daily Remark and I didn’t even use a Thesaurus.
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- We won our first game last night 19-0. The other team asked us if we would spot them some runs just so we could avoid the mercy rule and keep playing. We said No. We were good and we’re now definitely way over confident. Vegas has us losing our next game 7-2.
- If anyone knows about a contest for the person that eats the most avocado please let me know. Can you eat too much avocado? Please don’t answer that. I am looking it up now.
- Bullet point.
- That was my last time doing a Bullet Point bullet point. I'm changing it to Wizard point (for the kids).
What world capitol is closest to Antarctica? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was 1875.
Have a phenomenal Friday. This is my first time ever using phenomenal on the Daily Remark and I didn’t even use a Thesaurus.
Love the madness.
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Thursday, May 04, 2006
May 4, 2006
What was the first year the Kentucky Derby took place….1875, 1900 or 1925? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com and note that this is a rare multiple choice question. Enjoy.
Yesterday’s answer was the turkey.
Have the greatest Thursday of your life.
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- First softball game of the year tonight. We expect a fairly big crowd so please make sure you have a ticket before you get to the field.
- There are always batteries in the house. It’s my favorite thing about the girl.
- Sometimes I turn on the water in the sink as if I’m going to wash my hands and then still use the Purell.
- If you miss the Daily Remark podcast today you should definitely email me some sort of petition. Don’t forget about Grandma’s Podcast though. You can now rate Grandma American Idol style.
What was the first year the Kentucky Derby took place….1875, 1900 or 1925? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com and note that this is a rare multiple choice question. Enjoy.
Yesterday’s answer was the turkey.
Have the greatest Thursday of your life.
Love the madness.
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Wednesday, May 03, 2006
May 3, 2006
According to my people Big Bird’s costume is covered in real feathers. What bird’s feathers are used? I don’t love the way I wrote this question but I’m going with it. Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Theodore Roosevelt.
Have the greatest Wednesday of your life.
Love the madness.
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- Emergency. I am going to try to make the Daily Remarks more brief from now on. Please tell everyone.
- My dog has dug several deep holes and trenches in the back yard. It’s like All Quiet on the Western Front at my house. I have no idea what that means.
- I changed my mind about the remarks being more brief.
- First softball game of the season tomorrow. I predict I bat 1-4 and make seven errors including a throwing error that costs us the game.
- Bullet point.
- Bullet point.
According to my people Big Bird’s costume is covered in real feathers. What bird’s feathers are used? I don’t love the way I wrote this question but I’m going with it. Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Theodore Roosevelt.
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Love the madness.
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Tuesday, May 02, 2006
May 2, 2006
I saw the movie Thank You For Smoking last night. I loved it. I am also self-centered enough to believe the premise of the movie was inspired by the Moosejaw JK line. So, for the next two days we’re doing Buy One JK Tee And Get A Second JK Tee Half Off. All you have to do is add two JK tees to your cart and enter coupon code APPLE when checking out and one tee will go to half off. The deal is for today and tomorrow only and this is the only place it is being mentioned so please feel either special or exploited. Regardless, definitely see that movie.
Who was President when the US purchased the Panama Canal? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Ted Stevens.
Have an okay Tuesday.
Love the madness.
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I saw the movie Thank You For Smoking last night. I loved it. I am also self-centered enough to believe the premise of the movie was inspired by the Moosejaw JK line. So, for the next two days we’re doing Buy One JK Tee And Get A Second JK Tee Half Off. All you have to do is add two JK tees to your cart and enter coupon code APPLE when checking out and one tee will go to half off. The deal is for today and tomorrow only and this is the only place it is being mentioned so please feel either special or exploited. Regardless, definitely see that movie.
Who was President when the US purchased the Panama Canal? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was Ted Stevens.
Have an okay Tuesday.
Love the madness.
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Monday, May 01, 2006
May 1, 2006
The Daily Remark Podcast is being replaced with the best new section in the history of anything.
Please click here to enjoy Grammy’s Podcast.
In 2005, what US Senator campaigned for a $223 million bridge to nowhere? I’m not sure if campaigned is the right word but I’m going with it. This is a tough question so my hint is that the Senator represents a big state. Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was the Moluccas and it was the hardest question ever.
Have an amazing Monday.
Love the madness.
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The Daily Remark Podcast is being replaced with the best new section in the history of anything.
Please click here to enjoy Grammy’s Podcast.
In 2005, what US Senator campaigned for a $223 million bridge to nowhere? I’m not sure if campaigned is the right word but I’m going with it. This is a tough question so my hint is that the Senator represents a big state. Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday’s answer was the Moluccas and it was the hardest question ever.
Have an amazing Monday.
Love the madness.
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