Moosejaw Daily Madness

Happiest Thanksgiving ever. Yesterday someone forwarded me a Thanksgiving dinner seating chart I posted last year for Thanksgiving. In the interest of being repetitive I feel it's important to re-post now. Here we go...

As promised here are those seating assignments... Please assume we're going clockwise around a long rectangular table starting with the head of the table.

• Little Cousin Annabelle who was expelled from school for being too good a speller


• Bratty Cousin Brophie who has two broken fingers


• Dad Leonard who recently decided to be a vegan


• Sister Shirley who flew in from LA


• Sister-in-law Diane who just had her nose done


• Sister Rachel who just had her boobs done


• You


• Brother-in-law Graby who insists on keeping a rifle at the table just like the Pilgrims


• Mom who is mostly responsible for teaching Annabelle her spelling


• Cousin Ralphie who no one can stand but he's such a good swimmer that everyone tolerates him


• Papa Lou who begins every Thanksgiving dinner by reading from the Magna Carta


• Daisy, sister Rachel's bff who has a super case of the hots

Okay. I think that covers it and, as always, be sure to whip cranberry sauce at the oldest person at your table and don't blame us if anyone gets sad or hurt.

Thanks so much.


Who has been nominated for the most oscars for acting? Email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for an auto-reply. Yesterday's answer was Matthew Stafford.

Have the best Thanksgiving ever.

Love the Madness.
Trapper
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