Moosejaw Daily Madness

But, the real excitement of course is going to come at the end of the summer, during Sexual Awareness week. We import two hundred hookers from around the world, and each camper, armed with only a thermos of coffee and two thousand dollars cash, tries to visit as many countries as he can. The winner of course is named King of Sexual Awareness week and is allowed to rape and pillage the neighboring towns until camp ends.
-Tripper, Meatballs

Who is the only US President to have a child while in office? Email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply that will include three quotes from said president. Yesterday’s answer was Alexandria, VA.

Have a decent Sunday.

Love the Madness.
Trapper
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