Moosejaw Daily Madness

Here are some important notes...

• Garbage Day today. I have so much less garbage than I used to. It’s a real joy. I’d say seventy-five percent less garbage, in fact. I’m meeting with the local garbage association to find out for sure.


• I’m considering getting some eye brow work done.


• Girls wear such giant sunglasses these days it’s hard to know who has a real case of the pretties anymore.


• I suggest that, aside from the airport, the grocery store is the best place to people watch. I’m trying to go a few times a week and just get a little bit of stuff each time…mostly Pop Tarts.

This is boring. Everyone’s boring though except for maybe Andy Sandberg and Pau Gasol.

What nation has the oldest army? Email your answer to Trapper@moosejaw.com for an auto-reply. Yesterday’s answer was James Garfield.

Have a memorable Monday.

Love the Madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com