Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Here’s a special Thanksgiving list for you and your family.
• Take advantage of any opportunity to tell someone to get off your property but don’t force it.
• Always be sure to have the canned cranberry sauce in addition to the real kind at your Thanksgiving dinner.
• If you’re telling the Thanksgiving story make sure it’s not all positive and fairy tale. The downside is important too.
• Give the kids crayons or markers and make sure they write on walls.
• Rather than give thanks spend as much time as possible gloating.
• Do not allow any acquaintances in your home.
• During your Thanksgiving dinner spend as much time as possible thinking about how much time you’re going to have to spend cleaning once it’s done.
• Whip a slice of bologna at someone older than you.
Who was known as the Lady with the Lamp? Today is a special Thanksgiving auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include a simple seating arrangement for your family and an image of the letter D. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court.
Have the fourth best Thanksgiving ever.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
• Take advantage of any opportunity to tell someone to get off your property but don’t force it.
• Always be sure to have the canned cranberry sauce in addition to the real kind at your Thanksgiving dinner.
• If you’re telling the Thanksgiving story make sure it’s not all positive and fairy tale. The downside is important too.
• Give the kids crayons or markers and make sure they write on walls.
• Rather than give thanks spend as much time as possible gloating.
• Do not allow any acquaintances in your home.
• During your Thanksgiving dinner spend as much time as possible thinking about how much time you’re going to have to spend cleaning once it’s done.
• Whip a slice of bologna at someone older than you.
Who was known as the Lady with the Lamp? Today is a special Thanksgiving auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include a simple seating arrangement for your family and an image of the letter D. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court.
Have the fourth best Thanksgiving ever.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
