Monday, April 07, 2008
My friend Dave left me a voice mail last night. Instead of calling him back I am replying via the Daily Remark.
Dave - Got your message. No chance can I help you move anything this coming weekend. I’ll do it tonight if you want but if I have to think about doing something so awful for more than an hour my entire week will be ruined. I assume you hate me.
What US state has the fourth longest coastline? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include two quotes from people who have eaten food and one quote from Mark Twain who probably also ate food. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for the auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was 33.
Have a decent Monday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Dave - Got your message. No chance can I help you move anything this coming weekend. I’ll do it tonight if you want but if I have to think about doing something so awful for more than an hour my entire week will be ruined. I assume you hate me.
What US state has the fourth longest coastline? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include two quotes from people who have eaten food and one quote from Mark Twain who probably also ate food. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for the auto-reply.
Yesterday’s answer was 33.
Have a decent Monday.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
