Moosejaw Daily Madness

I have a pretty good idea for the next time you’re on the elevator with another human person. This is a little complicated. Here we go…

• You press the floor you need to get out on. Let’s say it’s the fifth floor.


• The other human person on the elevator presses his floor. Let’s say it’s twelve.


• When the other person isn’t looking press some floor between five and twelve. Let’s say it’s the tenth floor.


• Get out on the fifth floor and laugh to yourself because….


• The other human will probably get out on the tenth floor instead of the twelfth floor by accident.

The system needs some unique circumstances to work but it is really great when it comes together so be patient. It only works when you’re on the elevator with one boy and make sure he cannot beat you in a fight. There should be no tricking ladies.

What was the first US city to be lit by gas? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include three quotes that are without any commas. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.

Yesterday’s answer was Aaron Burr.

Have a really, really good rest of Saturday.

Love the madness.

Trapper
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