Moosejaw Daily Madness

I watched the Oprah’s Best Gift show with The Girl last night. I couldn’t believe what I was seeing. I really thought someone in the audience was going to die. I didn’t want anyone to die but I would have liked to have seen multiple people pass out and the tv audience think they were dead but then they really wouldn’t be dead. It would be like Jonestown. The notion that everyone buys everything that Oprah pitches is both bothersome and comforting at the same time. No one likes me.

What’s the name of an adult jellyfish? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include three quotes from Jacques Cousteau and one quote from Steve Zissou. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.

Yesterday’s answer was Shaq.

Have the eleventh best Saturday of your life.

Love the Madness

Trapper
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