Moosejaw Daily Madness

This is a story about a man named Harold Crick and his wristwatch. Harold Crick was a man of infinite numbers, endless calculations, and remarkably few words. And his wristwatch said even less. Every weekday, for twelve years, Harold would brush each of his thirty-two teeth seventy-six times. Thirty-eight times back and forth, thirty-eight times up and down. Every weekday, for twelve years, Harold would tie his tie in a single Windsor knot instead of the double, thereby saving up to forty-three seconds. His wristwatch thought the single Windsor made his neck look fat, but said nothing.
-Kay Eiffel, Stranger Than Fiction

According to my people, the world’s first cafeteria opened in what city? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today’s auto-reply will include four quotes from ladies who are alive. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for the auto-reply.

Yesterday’s answer was South Africa.

Have a decent Sunday.

Love the madness.

Trapper
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