Moosejaw Daily Madness

After making a stupid bet that was not approved by anyone at Moosejaw, the Eugene, Oregon Daily Remark Club won a trip to Joshua Tree on Moosejaw. That’s not entirely true but, unless you like to suffer, it was another bad Saturday in Ann Arbor. Fortunately, my glands are swollen, my throat hurts and I can barely swallow. Also, no one likes me.

Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world? Where none suffered, where everyone would be happy. It was a disaster. No one would accept the program. Entire crops were lost. Some believed we lacked the programming language to describe your perfect world. But I believe that, as a species, human beings define their reality through suffering and misery. The perfect world was a dream that your primitive cerebrum kept trying to wake up from. Which is why the Matrix was redesigned to this: the peak of your civilization.
-Agent Smith, The Matrix

The movie Quiz Show was based on what television show? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com and no looking it up unless, of course, you want to look it up.

Yesterday’s answer was Bruce Lee.

Have a kick ass Monday and sorry about the whole kick ass thing.

Love the Madness

Trapper
Moosejaw.com