Thursday, December 14, 2006
We are doing Buy 2 Shorty Hoodies and Get 1 Free. The product description for the Shorty is below in italics and is worth reading if you're bored.
Did you see the George Clooney special last night? He is to die for.
The Girl and I got the mailman, the UPS people and the garbage men pictures of me on a rollercoaster for Christmas. I imagine they will be ecstatic.
I wanted to name this hoody the Finally instead of the Shorty but I got turned down. I was so afraid of rejection after my devil of a girlfriend in college cheated on me that I could barely bring myself to even try to work it at the bar. Fortunately, enough girls wanted to go to france with me that I was okay. Did I just say that? The Shorty is the first hoody ever made for men, boys and humans 5'8 and under. I am 5'7" but my license says 5'8". One time someone at Starbucks referred to me as the short one. I took it as a compliment. I prefer to take everything as a compliment.
What country is home to the driest place on earth… a place that has seen virtually no rainfall ever? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday's answer was Kobe Bryant.
Have the best Thursday ever.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
Did you see the George Clooney special last night? He is to die for.
The Girl and I got the mailman, the UPS people and the garbage men pictures of me on a rollercoaster for Christmas. I imagine they will be ecstatic.
I wanted to name this hoody the Finally instead of the Shorty but I got turned down. I was so afraid of rejection after my devil of a girlfriend in college cheated on me that I could barely bring myself to even try to work it at the bar. Fortunately, enough girls wanted to go to france with me that I was okay. Did I just say that? The Shorty is the first hoody ever made for men, boys and humans 5'8 and under. I am 5'7" but my license says 5'8". One time someone at Starbucks referred to me as the short one. I took it as a compliment. I prefer to take everything as a compliment.
What country is home to the driest place on earth… a place that has seen virtually no rainfall ever? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.
Yesterday's answer was Kobe Bryant.
Have the best Thursday ever.
Love the madness.
Trapper
Moosejaw.com
