Saturday, July 15, 2006

Today is a guest Daily Remark day. The remark comes from Rachel who was recently named most likely to do something. She wouldn't allow me to say what. Here we go...

Hey Trapper,
I still receive updates from my school even though I'm graduated and I usually delete them...but I couldn't help but open this one...i hit the floor laughing and thought you may as well. Here it is:

Subject: Be aware of hawks near Merrifield Hall Hawks nested near Merrifield create hazard to pedestrians Several people have been attacked by hawks that are protecting their nest just east of Merrifield Hall. These particular hawks have been aggressive and have clawed several victims. At least one attack caused bleeding. Since hawks are a protected species nothing can be done at the present time to minimize the hazard. The problem should correct itself once the baby hawks mature and move out of the nest in three to four weeks. Until then use caution in the area just east of Merrifield Hall.

If you are clawed by a hawk you should consult with a physician about the need for a tetanus shot.


According to my people what US city was home to the first aquarium in America? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer today's auto-reply will include three quotes from ladies who still alive. Please email Trapper@moosejaw.com for this exciting auto-reply.

Yesterday's answer was Switzerland.

Have a great, great Saturday.

Love the madness.

Trapper
Moosejaw.com

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