Moosejaw Daily Madness

Great news...it is a guest Daily Remark day. Today's remark comes from Wendy. Please note that I once liked a girl named Wendy and her dad called me once to ask who I was. I was caught off guard and cowered like a baby. Here we go...

Dear Trapper,

This is an actual email that was sent out at my agency:

Good Afternoon Staff,

Tomorrow morning, at 10:30, (name of person) from (name of company) will be here to set up our brand new shredder. Please join us, as there will be an introductory period on how to use and care for the shredder. Please email me if you would like to come.

Thanks, and I hope to see you there.

According to my people, what was the first country to have a census? Do you have a census or is a census issued or decreed or something like that? Please don't answer that. Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer, today's auto-reply will include four quotes from people who probably never played basketball. Please email Trapper@moosejaw.comfor this riveting auto-reply.

Yesterday's answer was three.

Have a good Saturday. Not great but good.

Love the madness.

Trapper
Moosejaw.com