Moosejaw Daily Madness

The events in today’s Daily Remark are listed in chronological order...

• We won our game last night. Another mercy. We are good. I have never said that before. I think we’re 10-1. We’ll for sure lose our next game.


• I remember almost nothing from when I was little but I do remember one particular person being mean to me on the bus to school when I was in kindergarten and he was in third grade. I saw him at dinner last night after our game. I didn’t do anything but, for a moment I felt a lot like Steve Buscemi.


• I opened a door at home into my head. It bled…not the door, my head. I got a bump and no one was around so I didn’t even get any attention or sympathy. I have a scar. I am telling everyone I was sliced with a shiv. Who cares?


• I started watching 40 Year Old Virgin last night around 12. I couldn’t turn it off because I am weak and lack will power. I got about six minutes of sleep last night.

What country is home to the world's largest dam? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.

Yesterday's answer was China and the dam is the Three Gorges Dam.

Have an amazing Friday.

Love the madness.

Trapper
Moosejaw.com