Sunday, January 08, 2006

January 8, 2006

General Hummel: Major Anderson, if you have any concern for the lives of your men, you will order them to safety their weapons and place them on the deck.
Agent Paxton: This is not happening.
Commander Anderson: Sir, we know why you're out here. God knows, I agree with you. But like you, I swore to defend this country against all enemies, foreign sir, and domestic. General we've spilled the same blood in the same mud. And you know I can't give that order.
Navy SEAL: We're dead!
General Hummel: Your unit is covered from an elevated position, Commander. I'm not gonna ask you again. Don't do anything stupid. No-one has to die here.
Commander Anderson: [raising his voice] The men following the General: you're under oath as United States Marines, have you forgotten that? We all have shipmates we remember. But that doesn't give you the right to mutiny!
General Hummel: You call 'em what you want! You're down there, we're up here! You walked into the wrong room, Commander!

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